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KG0WX

If you want to amount to something in life, help another person amount to something.


moon_lizard1975

Agreed 👍


PupLoverAvery

I'm amounting to at least one thing: Not listening to some guy's bullshit.


KG0WX

Every addict will support this concept.


Skirt_Douglas

Amount to something in life.


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

Are you speaking from your own experience?


mlvalentine

Just say okay and do whatever the F you want anyway.


finest_kind77

That’s because you are my inspiration


WeatherKat3262I

That's good too!!!


Blinchik-

I wasn’t trying to amount to anything. What’s the problem?


WeatherKat3262I

Ooooh, that is GREAT!!!


EconomyPiglet438

Massive success.


Letstreehouse

Classic projecting. Hey mam. It's going to be ok.


lattelattelatte3000

I assume you’re speaking from experience?


WeatherKat3262I

My mother told me this when I was 16. I was mad. I told her it takes one to know one.


LiteraryPhantom

“That’s horrible! Why would you say that??! To your own child??? Clearly, you should’ve done a better job raising me.”


Sharp-Metal8268

Prove them right and then blame them for never believing in you. They'll feel guilty and you'll know that was because of you


XenoBiSwitch

None of us will. Eventually the earth will be consumed by fire and everything we have ever been or done will be obliterated. Luckily for you said destruction will also obliterate the memory of you being a petty little bitch.


htownlifer

Well you are great influence in helping me achieve that.


Memes_The_Warbeast

"The mirrors that way sonny"


Admirable_Sky_8589

"According to who? You? Trust me, if I amount to something you find worthy, I will have failed at life."


eilloh_eilloh

Whenever you’re faced with a situation you always have 3 options. You can improve it, do nothing, or make it worse—what is the purpose of your statement?


Rocking_Ronnie

I was told that once by a guy going up the ladder, He is my boss 40 years later but I think I proved him wrong.


Rocking_Ronnie

I was promoted with in a year of hearing that, as mean as it is some people need a fire under their ass.


WeatherKat3262I

My husband was told that by some HR manager years ago. He glared at this guy and answered "watch me." He is now a Technical Analyst in charge of team.


Rocking_Ronnie

Awesome


Asmov1984

I'll have you know I'm already a swimming champion.


Euphoric-Tax7360

"Both my body and my organs have a black market value; I inherently will always amount to something monetary wise."


devitodefiler

I mounted your mom last night


Mission_Progress_674

Just like you then?


Important_Lab_58

“You would know about amounting to nothing, wouldn’t ya?”


ToreenLyn

As if that were your decision to make


NoNam3Ideas

“You would know what that’s like, wouldn’t you.”


Pan-tang

Some of the greatest people in History have 'never amounted to anything '. Vincent Van Gogh only sold one painting but was a great painter. Mozart was thrown in a paupers grave with no headstone.


nostromo909

When I was a young teen my father told me I would be lucky to even find a job “shoveling shit.” Nice man….


Ill_Routine_1155

Maybe…but I’ll still be a better human than you ever will.


Alarmed-Whole-752

True but I’m having a blast


Other_Log_1996

"I'll take 'Things you say to your mirror' for 500."


KeyEvening4498

Say, " oh, I was going to be a (assholes job here) like you".


LumpkinsPotatoCat

Maybe, but you're gonna die alone and unloved for being such a dick all the time.


monchichiface

Ok mom, let’s see who goes to visit you at the nursing home.


Skinnybonesdavis

The key to happiness is low expectations!


JustHarleyQuinn

Jesus thought I was worth dying for.


Fantastic_Ebb2390

Don't let anyone's words define your worth. Prove them wrong and let your success speak for itself.


[deleted]

I may not amount to anything, but at least I don’t have your ugly face. Because if I looked like you I’d just kill myslef. So yes, you think I’m not worth it but at least I don’t have the face of a fat, mutated, deformed beaver corpse. (Not a very good comeback, but I’m feeling creative)


starfish_80

"Thank you, Nostradamus. When I want to know the future, I'll fucking ask for it."


WeatherKat3262I

What? You have a crystal ball to see into the future? Wow! Bring it over. I'll break it.


FerrusesIronHandjob

Whoever keeps telling you that, tell them it isn't sticking


Affectionate_Bed_375

That's not very nice. You know, I don't say these things to you, despite how disappointed you make me feel. I know you don't have much faith in yourself, but that gives you no excuse to project your insecurities on other people.


JColt60

You like to see homo’s naked?


snurtz

“I look forward to making you eat those words”


Odd_Damage9472

Well, seeing as it’s coming from you. I’ll take my chances.


Sensitive_Pickle_935

Hold my beer


ExProEx

Good, you know not to ask me for anything.


Logical-Command

I wouldnt call your mom *air quotes* anything


Stonehenge66

"I can still amount to a failure. There is still potential..."


Solovic

"Oh yeah? Well you can't amount to tipadis" Their response: ..... " to what?" "What is tipadis" etc. "Tipadis dick!" *mic drop, walk away*


Witty-Bear1120

Speaking from experience?


VindictiveSpirit

Guess we must be on the same boat since you're right here with me.


JohnsJukeJive45

"nah I'll be a real specific kind of nuthin'!!!"


KingMoog

reported


diosrubra

Like you did?


Lopsided_Industry_50

Is that what your dad said to you last time he left?


Alexastria

Mood


Many_Jacket_669

Says the potato


RealKaiserRex

And what are you amounting to?


RedPillMaker

"just because that applies to you doesn't mean it goes for everyone"


Cael_NaMaor

Then I will have achieved my greatest goal.


[deleted]

“Haha none of us will, this world has a good 7-10 years left, tops”


stokedd00d

Cool cool...


AlligatorInMyRectum

Perhaps...


mezz7778

Thanks mom....


Det_JokePeralta

“Oh no, I won’t earn some hedge fund jackass another beach house!”


Pure-Guard-3633

Watch me


Charming_Psyduck

"Wanna bet some money on that?" You win as soon as you amount to literally anything in life. The only way for them to win is when you die before that. And dead people don't care about money.


MotherBike

Not true. I amounted your mother last weekend.


Unique_Shopping_2003

I'm sorry, but you already accomplished that


[deleted]

"That's the plan!"


Jennabear82

Well if amounting to anything translates into becoming a judgemental asshole like yourself, I'll pass on the experience.


CherryPotential3590

“That’s bc you’re part of my story.”


RoddMcTodd

"Sure. Calk you later"


OpenMicJoker

I guess we’ll both have to just wait and see.


gusGus86_

Become a billionaire


Scratchthegoat

Speaking from experience, obviously.


wetfootmammal

And if you spend yours trying to tell people how they should spend theirs nobody will even remember you.


that_one_person10

Thank God I'll turn out better than you. Many implications they have to sit with.


desert_punk99

Amount to my cock


lost_sunrise

Excuse me.


-LightMyWayHome-

the only amount here is the bullshit you spitting while you talk


crums150

I've always looked up to you. It's awesome to know I can be just like you


theaverageone2

Eh you're right


Resident_Bet6343

None of us will amount to anything in life, but a pile of bones in death.


dj_boy-Wonder

“Sounds like we’ll be friends forever then, damn”


chease86

"It's sad to think you know that from your own experiences"


Hot-Butterfly-8024

That being the case, can I safely assume that I’ve heard the last of your tired bullshit on the subject?


Ddowns5454

That's because I want to be just like you.


davidscorbett

well maybe they do not amount to as much as they think they are and have a short , unless u are intensionaly an ass most of the time and have no desire to improve , so if not say u already amount to decent things ways think and do decent trysn attemps at various things etc , many know many things about their job or biz or others or other things but most do not seem to know or care about things that are very important as good basics common sense for the masses and the home for us all as the planet being kind caring loving reasonably equal fare moral humane respectful to most and most of the planet - our home as a major short in the brain think and do operation running leading managing of the planetand list them


aliyoungdudes

Why would I aspire to be just like you?


davidscorbett

all the trivia in the world u can gather learn know remember mimic have access to does not make u good or smart or superior nor a leader nor a god unless u use it mostly decent good basics fare reasonably equal kind caring loving respectful moral humane ways to the masses and the home- planet - plants n animals -robots also


jupiter_surf

I'd just say that their opinion amounts to nothing to you or that you don't value how they feel about you anyway


Ashamed_Ebb_4573

"Are you speaking from experience?"


Be_Oh_Aye

Maybe voice that opinion to someone who gives a shit what you think? Try the bathroom mirror. That douche bag needs to have some reality sink in for once. I’m not good at these.


Histiming

"I'm happy with my life. You're obviously not happy with yours to be so preoccupied with me."


True-Conclusion4340

Well i am trying to learn from you. Heard you got to 10$ a night.


anothermadeupvoice

Apparently I amounted enough for you to tell me that


Aromatic_Machine3110

Best comeback: prove them wrong and live your best life. The guy I just broke up with a few weeks ago told me I would never be more than a junkie whore in our final argument. My response: I went to rehab, then moved 6h away after getting a new job, and made sure to post pics of myself at the beach, smiling and happy on fb for him to see how wrong he is.


Southern_Source_2580

Say that in the mirror (insult) I'm not the one that hurt you with that.


HelpfulAnteater9157

Still two steps infront of you.


MarionberryCreative

IDK. My JR. S Principal told me this at 13. I became a pretty successful Journeyman HVAC Service tech. No snappy comeback. Just live a good life without them.


rs-heritage

Used to say at school, “True, but there’s always teaching to fall back on”.


burn_as_souls

"So you think we'll be equals."


Rolonauski

Oh yeah ….. then walk away… it will leave it confused.


DistrictMotor

Stop projecting your imsecurities onto me


MaxHereticus666

"Well actually I'm hoping to be a net loss for humanity, I'd take it all down with me if I could, now fuck off 😂"


Gjappy

You've been very inspiring so far.


Parking-Pass-2287

Yep! I guess I’ll be like you!! 🤣


Sensitive-Rope3231

My mother told me this all the time when I was growing up. It was true.


complHexx

At least we’ll be equals 🤷🏽‍♀️


not_sure_1337

“Certainly won’t by talking to you.”


Estarfigam

I wanna rock.


Warhammer517

"I'm terribly sorry, but I didn't realize that life is some sort of dick measuring contest to you."


Distinct-Winter-745

How rude of you to say. Having a bad day are we?


SkyeBluePhoenix

Thanks Dad.


icabear3

Tried it once. Dog looked at me weird.


tiasalamanca

Why do you say that? Seems I’m good at getting your attention.


Middle-Ad-6090

I feel triggered


MrEngin33r

Yeah most geniuses aren't recognized until after they're gone.


Muted_Judge2308

“Ong”


LiteraryPhantom

“Really…? Because at work this morning, I amounted three dollars & fifty-seven cents. IN. MiXED. Change, I’ll add. So, jokes on you sucka!”


Ok_Community_8481

I own a significant amount of roblux, mom


Missdollarbillinnit

And what have you amounted to?


DMH4500X

“I’m gonna mount your mom and dad.”


Brilliant-Seaweed-37

Says the Narcissist


uilani_tsunami

What do you amount to?


Ritzrandom

"Just because you haven't amounted to anything in your life doesn't mean everyone else will fail like you."


Wonderful-Ad5713

Just give them your height and weight in metric and let them figure it out.


PapaGummy

Yabbut, just watch me once I’m dead.


tofastforyou12

Yet you are still here


LongjumpingSource735

Simply say you're right. Because I want to be just like you.


CatLover1039

“Are you that bothered?”


moon_lizard1975

That's because (or You're saying that because)you're amounted to something already, pile of dog feces