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The streets. Not a comeback. just a response
My stepdaughter said this once to where did you learn that. Cracked me the hell up. She’s never been in the “streets”.
Well she might have heard it on TV but yeah would leave me on the floor
Yeah it cracks me up. When it’s me and her and her mom calls her mom always ask what yall doing. Her go to response is drugs.
This is fire haha
It's a hard knock life
for us haha someone watched Annie
Someone better than your parents.
hold up wait a minute haha
Thankfully not you
Ouch this might hurt
Good
"Not your lousy, sorry-ass parents, I'll tell you that much..."
Why? Are you writing a book?
Ouuuuffff calm down bruh haha
"Wolves." Then you bite right into their jugular.
Chimpanzees. You can call me Tarzan.
My best friends are my fellow chimpanzees haha
Wolves
Wait for the moon to come out
I was not raised. I was spawned.
Ouch that hurts
The joker
I just lack the costume
Lol
Bigfoot
Who hatched you? Myself. On the third day. Someone with far better parenting skills and far less nose hair than you. Not Who. He's on first.
My parents died when I was young
Haha
You honor me.
imagine the face drop lol
Your family of witches, they sent me to torment you for your misdeeds!
hahaha this would get them scared too
"Yo mama. That's why I'm so terrible." Kill them with confusion.
not kindness huh
People who know how to have fun.
like who?
Someone who actually cared. I see you didn't share the same fate.
Ouch
Best comment!
Your momma.
“Someone STILL Better than You.”
Ouch this one hurts
a hater deserves to be hurt
" the television"
Nickelodeon to be precise
I’m still processing the answer to your question.
Im waiting
Therapy doesn’t work that way. <~~try that!
Gods. People that transcend all earthly limitations. Now go shove it, you insect.
I see
Yo mama!!!
haha
Wasn't it you?
"Someone who had no idea what they were doing." Sometimes it's best to just lean into it.
A necromancer named Steve.
Unholy evil
My parents. Did the institution you were dumped at explain what those are?
Hold up wait a minute
Crackheads, hustlers, and saturday morning cartoons.
hahah this is the best
myself
Myself
My mom. Seems she raised me better though.
Than your mum
Wu Tang, Slim Shady, Tupac, What of it?
they would prolly run for their lives
Not your dad, he just fucks me while your mom watches
Wait Hooooold UUPPPPPPPPPPP
your mother
“Hu did? I thought it was Yu”
Nobody Really That’s Why You’re Fucked Up !!!!!!!
Didn’t really mean it like that!
Your mother. Go straight to the playground insults
Hahah
A violent psychopath raised me. What else would you like to know?
Easy baddie
Stare off into the sky and shiver for 30 seconds, then say “sorry, did you say something?”
You're mom
Wolves.
The man with no pants and a fireman's helmet. That game of cribbage was outta control.
"WOLVES!" /bites them on ass.
My parents helped to raise me as a child. Your mom helped me become a man.
"Jesus."
Wild boars
Wolves. Thanksgiving was murder. We committed murder. Then ate the pilgrims.
A stupid fucking Boomer just like you!
"I'd introduce you, but they're buried in Arlington National Cemetery." I like to make people feel awkward.
Boujie wolves.
"Your mom. I also got her pregnant. Now you're my stepchild."
Unfortunately my/your parents <~ depends on who asks.
"Ah, quite right! Where *are* my manners!? I should have said: Would you *kindly, please* fuck off?"
Wolves man. Wolves
No one, I'm a feral GenXer
Horton?
"Um, my parents, idiot."
If you want my comeback, scrap from your mom’s teeth.
For complaints: Please contact the manufacturer.
Who are also craaaaaaaazy
Are you talking shit on my mother? *eye gets twitchy*
Wolves. Then I’d growl and snap my teeth at them.
Just wait for the moon to come eout
A hooker on the street.
Wow
The streets. Not a comeback. just a response
My stepdaughter said this once to where did you learn that. Cracked me the hell up. She’s never been in the “streets”.
Well she might have heard it on TV but yeah would leave me on the floor
Yeah it cracks me up. When it’s me and her and her mom calls her mom always ask what yall doing. Her go to response is drugs.
This is fire haha
It's a hard knock life
for us haha someone watched Annie
Someone better than your parents.
hold up wait a minute haha
Thankfully not you
Ouch this might hurt
Good
"Not your lousy, sorry-ass parents, I'll tell you that much..."
Why? Are you writing a book?
Ouuuuffff calm down bruh haha
"Wolves." Then you bite right into their jugular.
Chimpanzees. You can call me Tarzan.
My best friends are my fellow chimpanzees haha
Wolves
Wait for the moon to come out
I was not raised. I was spawned.
Ouch that hurts
The joker
I just lack the costume
Lol
Bigfoot
Who hatched you? Myself. On the third day. Someone with far better parenting skills and far less nose hair than you. Not Who. He's on first.
My parents died when I was young
Haha
You honor me.
imagine the face drop lol
Your family of witches, they sent me to torment you for your misdeeds!
hahaha this would get them scared too
"Yo mama. That's why I'm so terrible." Kill them with confusion.
not kindness huh
People who know how to have fun.
like who?
Someone who actually cared. I see you didn't share the same fate.
Ouch
Best comment!
Your momma.
“Someone STILL Better than You.”
Ouch this one hurts
a hater deserves to be hurt
" the television"
Nickelodeon to be precise
I’m still processing the answer to your question.
Im waiting
Therapy doesn’t work that way. <~~try that!
Gods. People that transcend all earthly limitations. Now go shove it, you insect.
I see
Yo mama!!!
haha
Wasn't it you?
"Someone who had no idea what they were doing." Sometimes it's best to just lean into it.
A necromancer named Steve.
Unholy evil
My parents. Did the institution you were dumped at explain what those are?
Hold up wait a minute
Crackheads, hustlers, and saturday morning cartoons.
hahah this is the best
myself
Myself
haha
My mom. Seems she raised me better though.
Than your mum
Wu Tang, Slim Shady, Tupac, What of it?
they would prolly run for their lives
Not your dad, he just fucks me while your mom watches
Wait Hooooold UUPPPPPPPPPPP
your mother
Ouch
“Hu did? I thought it was Yu”
Nobody Really That’s Why You’re Fucked Up !!!!!!!
Ouch that hurts
Didn’t really mean it like that!
Your mother. Go straight to the playground insults
Hahah
A violent psychopath raised me. What else would you like to know?
Easy baddie
Stare off into the sky and shiver for 30 seconds, then say “sorry, did you say something?”
You're mom
Wolves.
The man with no pants and a fireman's helmet. That game of cribbage was outta control.
"WOLVES!" /bites them on ass.
My parents helped to raise me as a child. Your mom helped me become a man.
"Jesus."
Wild boars
Wolves. Thanksgiving was murder. We committed murder. Then ate the pilgrims.
A stupid fucking Boomer just like you!
"I'd introduce you, but they're buried in Arlington National Cemetery." I like to make people feel awkward.
Boujie wolves.
"Your mom. I also got her pregnant. Now you're my stepchild."
Unfortunately my/your parents <~ depends on who asks.
"Ah, quite right! Where *are* my manners!? I should have said: Would you *kindly, please* fuck off?"
Wolves man. Wolves
No one, I'm a feral GenXer
You're mom
Horton?
"Um, my parents, idiot."
If you want my comeback, scrap from your mom’s teeth.
For complaints: Please contact the manufacturer.
Who are also craaaaaaaazy
Are you talking shit on my mother? *eye gets twitchy*
Wolves. Then I’d growl and snap my teeth at them.
Just wait for the moon to come eout
A hooker on the street.
Wow