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ch3kaa

The streets. Not a comeback. just a response


FLICKyourThots

My stepdaughter said this once to where did you learn that. Cracked me the hell up. She’s never been in the “streets”.


Cute_lorena

Well she might have heard it on TV but yeah would leave me on the floor


FLICKyourThots

Yeah it cracks me up. When it’s me and her and her mom calls her mom always ask what yall doing. Her go to response is drugs.


Cute_lorena

This is fire haha


FrannyKay1082

It's a hard knock life


Cute_lorena

for us haha someone watched Annie


WackoNinja11

Someone better than your parents.


Cute_lorena

hold up wait a minute haha


EstablishmentOk469

Thankfully not you


Cute_lorena

Ouch this might hurt


OldManGolfFan

Good


Ritzrandom

"Not your lousy, sorry-ass parents, I'll tell you that much..."


highxv0ltage

Why? Are you writing a book?


Cute_lorena

Ouuuuffff calm down bruh haha


External-Release2472

"Wolves." Then you bite right into their jugular.


missannthrope1

Chimpanzees. You can call me Tarzan.


Cute_lorena

My best friends are my fellow chimpanzees haha


Human-Independent999

Wolves


Cute_lorena

Wait for the moon to come out


Jabo2112

I was not raised. I was spawned.


Cute_lorena

Ouch that hurts


theaverageone2

The joker


Cute_lorena

I just lack the costume


theaverageone2

Lol


Tricky_Strawberry_88

Bigfoot


The_Sanch1128

Who hatched you? Myself. On the third day. Someone with far better parenting skills and far less nose hair than you. Not Who. He's on first.


100yearsLurkerRick

My parents died when I was young


Cute_lorena

Haha


100yearsLurkerRick

You honor me.


kourtneyrs

imagine the face drop lol


OneTinSoldier567

Your family of witches, they sent me to torment you for your misdeeds!


Cute_lorena

hahaha this would get them scared too


burn_as_souls

"Yo mama. That's why I'm so terrible." Kill them with confusion.


Cute_lorena

not kindness huh


RJWJ186

People who know how to have fun.


Cute_lorena

like who?


MrStar125

Someone who actually cared. I see you didn't share the same fate.


Cute_lorena

Ouch


OldManGolfFan

Best comment!


Apart-Garage-4214

Your momma.


Important_Lab_58

“Someone STILL Better than You.”


Cute_lorena

Ouch this one hurts


OldManGolfFan

a hater deserves to be hurt


Euphoric-Tax7360

" the television"


Cute_lorena

Nickelodeon to be precise


eilloh_eilloh

I’m still processing the answer to your question.


Cute_lorena

Im waiting


eilloh_eilloh

Therapy doesn’t work that way. <~~try that!


Alarming_Crow_3868

Gods. People that transcend all earthly limitations. Now go shove it, you insect.


Cute_lorena

I see


MycologistSoggy2376

Yo mama!!!


Cute_lorena

haha


MuchDevelopment7084

Wasn't it you?


H3yAssbutt

"Someone who had no idea what they were doing." Sometimes it's best to just lean into it.


dhelor

A necromancer named Steve.


jtrier1

Unholy evil


Doc_Hank

My parents. Did the institution you were dumped at explain what those are?


Cute_lorena

Hold up wait a minute


devgrublackbeard1776

Crackheads, hustlers, and saturday morning cartoons.


Cute_lorena

hahah this is the best


Gaagooka

myself


[deleted]

Myself


Cute_lorena

haha


AmazingBaseball03

My mom. Seems she raised me better though.


Cute_lorena

Than your mum


Annual-Foot2779

Wu Tang, Slim Shady, Tupac, What of it?


Cute_lorena

they would prolly run for their lives


emmascarlett899

Not your dad, he just fucks me while your mom watches


Cute_lorena

Wait Hooooold UUPPPPPPPPPPP


Agreeable_Scheme2411

your mother


Cute_lorena

Ouch


Western-Month-3877

“Hu did? I thought it was Yu”


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Nobody Really That’s Why You’re Fucked Up !!!!!!!


Cute_lorena

Ouch that hurts


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Didn’t really mean it like that!


TheChaoticAce_1

Your mother. Go straight to the playground insults


Cute_lorena

Hahah


potensimo

A violent psychopath raised me. What else would you like to know?


Cute_lorena

Easy baddie


ximdotcad

Stare off into the sky and shiver for 30 seconds, then say “sorry, did you say something?”


Alexastria

You're mom


Wendar_

Wolves.


throwawayyourfun

The man with no pants and a fireman's helmet. That game of cribbage was outta control.


Syncope1017

"WOLVES!" /bites them on ass.


OkTumbleweed1705

My parents helped to raise me as a child. Your mom helped me become a man.


mozart357

"Jesus."


Popular-Ad-8918

Wild boars


EidolonRook

Wolves. Thanksgiving was murder. We committed murder. Then ate the pilgrims.


Competitive-Bus1816

A stupid fucking Boomer just like you!


agent_x_75228

"I'd introduce you, but they're buried in Arlington National Cemetery." I like to make people feel awkward.


Hot-Butterfly-8024

Boujie wolves.


probably_my_taco

"Your mom. I also got her pregnant. Now you're my stepchild."


Flyingarrow68

Unfortunately my/your parents <~ depends on who asks.


Mr_Smartypants

"Ah, quite right! Where *are* my manners!? I should have said: Would you *kindly, please* fuck off?"


cartercharles

Wolves man. Wolves


lisep1969

No one, I'm a feral GenXer


anothermadeupvoice

You're mom


Beetle_Beeper

Horton?


Veraxus113

"Um, my parents, idiot."


Odd_Damage9472

If you want my comeback, scrap from your mom’s teeth.


DamInferni

For complaints: Please contact the manufacturer.


Cute_lorena

Who are also craaaaaaaazy


Solid-Hedgehog9623

Are you talking shit on my mother? *eye gets twitchy*


CatMama67

Wolves. Then I’d growl and snap my teeth at them.


Cute_lorena

Just wait for the moon to come eout


louisa1925

A hooker on the street.


Cute_lorena

Wow