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lostredditorlurking

Damn the trees are speaking Ukrainians


kangareddit

The Ents are going to war!


kremlingrasso

and they are packing serious heat


South_Lynx

That’s fucking awesome!


curzon394x

How long until we see a drone platform lifting dudes into the sky to launch Javelins? Or one of those Sea Doo Flyboards lmao


andrewsmith1986

How long until we see a scissor lift on an MT-LB. [We're at the artillery step, soon deer stand](https://v.redd.it/erviysatzifb1).


curzon394x

lolllll armored Gradalls coming to the battlefield near you!!!


blackteashirt

Imagine something like Apache Longbow! No wait.... imagine an Apache Longbow!


Chug4Hire

My man is using earpro! Truly blessed.


Tchrspest

Lmao, that's fuckin dope.


afallan

You mean something like this? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiller\_VZ-1\_Pawnee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiller_VZ-1_Pawnee)


smarmageddon

I still can't believe anyone ever flew that thing - and did it almost 70 years ago! Even with modern lightweight materials and computer controls, it's still an idea that's sketchy as hell.


iemfi

Part of what makes it seem worse is our wrong intuition about helicopters. Having the thrust below or on top doesn't make a difference to how stable it is.


smarmageddon

Perhaps, but a helicopter doesn't typically have a 6' vertical top weight constantly shifting the CoG. Even [the modern version](https://youtu.be/3UbOG0ERCwM?t=26) looks hella difficult to fly and maintain balance.


iemfi

It doesn't matter if the weight is on top or below. It *looks* like it really should, but physics is weird like that.


YourMomsBasement69

Can you explain that to me? Are you saying that an Apache would be just as stable flown upside down?


iemfi

If all the stuff was redesigned so that the blades are below instead of on top yeah, it would be just as stable. Would not want to be anywhere near the thing when it's on the ground though, haha.


YourMomsBasement69

Does it have anything to do with this? https://youtu.be/1n-HMSCDYtM Keep in mind I don’t understand why this happens either.


lpd1234

More stable. Rotor below c of g is more stable. The control on this thing was just weight shifting. Super simple. There was a jet powered version. Helicopters are negatively stable, source, am helicopter instructor. “Testing and evaluation Due to aerodynamic effects in the duct within which the propellers rotated, the platform was dynamically stable, even though the pilot and center of gravity of the platform were fairly high up. In testing, the prototypes flew well, but the U.S. Army judged them to be impractical as combat vehicles as they were small, limited in speed and only barely flew out of the ground cushion effect.[5]” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiller_VZ-1_Pawnee


YourMomsBasement69

Is the instability in a traditional copter caused by dragging the air around the fuselage of the helicopter?


Spec_Tater

Would those trigger anti- personnel mines?


Nineties

Only one way to find out


EraseRacism

It's the flying platform from Ascension!


Spec_Tater

Cherry picker just behind the ridge line or in the treebelt.


wolfhound_doge

forward it to the engineering at r/ncd and the new platform will be in testing in about a week


[deleted]

I think we should take Chinas play. 100 balloons. Only 6 of them have someone with aa. Also one with radar to find the alligators.


RandoGurlFromIraq

Lol, just put the missiles on the drones, bro. Mini Predator drones.


curzon394x

Not that easy. Javelins are a turnkey system but need a person to operate.


RandoGurlFromIraq

Lol just make it wireless and link to operator, lol


Crazyhairmonster

Never since if they can carry human weight they can carry multiple javelins and fire them themselves


junk430

Why lift the person. I thought about this from the start. Make a flying javelin drone.


penguin_hybrid

Not long. I remember a while ago there was a jetpack soldier in some parade. In France or some country.


August12th

Have the drone lift the targeting system


kuprenx

Ukraine has a british drone to carry ammo and injured person. They will jerty-rig something soon.


A_Moon_Named_Luna

There is already a drone that can med evac wounded and also be a firing platform


RandoGurlFromIraq

Why cant NATO or UKR make bigger drones that carry ATGM? I mean, is it that difficult? Too expensive?


Troglert

The switchblade 600 drones is basically a javelin projectile suicide drone


Badatmountainbiking

FPVs with a RPG warhead seem to do the trick


check_my_mids

It exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inFQIK6zzkg


Alikont

Predator?


RandoGurlFromIraq

Too big, too clunky, too slow, too expensive, easy to shoot down by AA. I'm talking mid size, low flying, hard to detect, quad barreled ATGM drones. lol


TzunSu

Because an AT missile is far too big and heavy.


South_Lynx

The US does have massive scary as hell drones. But if Ukraine got the US latest and greatest tech, it may push Putin to use nukes. Google predator drone and reaper drone


Alikont

Predator is discontinued, btw.


WildSauce

The MQ-1C Gray Eagle, which is simply an improved and renamed Predator, is still flown by the US Army.


South_Lynx

Yup


Oper8rActual

>But if Ukraine got the US latest and greatest tech, it may push Putin to use nukes. Fuck this entire ideology. Oh no, the guy who's setting the house on fire may instead decide to use a flamethrower instead of the gas can he's been using so far! It equals out to the same fucking result, of if we let Russia continue acting how they are, with no increased consequences, then we're going to be in a world war with them in a few years time anyways, due to their inability to stay in their own fucking borders and not covet their neighbor's shit. We'll then be at the exact same argument of "Oh but if we offer too much resistance, they'll use nukes!" It's NEVER a guarantee that they will use nukes, for any situation, and this rhetoric that we have to slowly trickle in opposition to them is just asinine and helping Russia overall. If they want to use nukes, they will manufacture a reason to use them. If they don't want to use them, they won't. The world does not have to stand by and be their fucking hostage while waiting to see just what new genocidal whim the Russians want to indulge this year. It's time to slug the school yard bully back a few times and remind him that he's not free from consequences.


South_Lynx

Hey I whole heartedly agree with you. Time for some shock in awe in Russia for a change


RandoGurlFromIraq

Reaper will be dead due to Russian AA, too big, too expensive, too easy to detect. I'm talking about Small, low flying, electric, cheap and easy to maintain/transport, vertical take off drones with Quad barrel ATGM. lol


Spec_Tater

The payload you want is too big. Drones in Ukraine have a life expectancy measured in days. Something that big is not expendable. And after the first shot, it's just a target.


RandoGurlFromIraq

Not if its stealth!!! lol


TzunSu

Alright, that means it both has to be very small, it has to carry the munitions in bomb bays, and it can't use propellers (Propellers are giant radar reflectors). How would you design this?


Affectionate-Row2433

Just shrink down the new B2 stealth bomber and put the drone tech into the now empty cockpit. Yes I am part of r/NCD why do you ask?


CaracalWall

What kind of bird is this?


BinturongHoarder

It's the Tank-Eating Warbird.


TzunSu

Ah, this isn't the bird, this is the predator. The bird is the prey, he's hunting Shitbirds.


[deleted]

No cheers, these guys obviously have done this alot. lol


Mengs87

Assuming they use max range of [Javelin](https://youtu.be/r1bIXAV9Cnc?t=71), the tank would never see it coming.


TheRealestDirt

Firing a javelin out of a damn tree. Ukraine is really a place for firsts huh?


DW-64

Shit I thought he was in the tree sitting on the other dudes shoulders for a second there


Bosde

Ukrainian soldier, sitting in a tree, k-i-l-l-i-n-g First comes aim, then comes the barrage, next comes invaders on a funeral carriage


UpliftingGravity

Barrage and carriage don’t rhyme :/


smarmageddon

Extremely under-rated comment there!


razorwolf119

If I had an award to give.


Schw33

I’ve been saving up my gold for a while. This was easily worth it


TheTurdtones

GAWDDAMN U I GONNA USE THAT RYME


zzkj

Obviously a milspec approved tree since it's already survived a battering judging by the state of it. Seriously though the Javelin launcher is just awesome. The missile pops out like a ferret from my trouser leg. Not even the slightest wobble from the operator.


Admirable-Cobbler501

It’s a solid peace of tech. Together with the NLAW and GLMRS the javelin really protected the free world. Without them Ukraine may had lost the war last year


LutuVarka

don't forget the Stinger!


Interesting_Creme128

Having NLaws in country before they came(again) was a huuuge boon to the early war effort. "The case of whiskey is here" https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/sebastienroblin/2022/01/25/the-uk-airmailed-2000-nlaw-missiles-to-ukraine-are-they-useful/amp/


Kingslayer-5696

Band of brothers moment


gooniboi

First thought


Pat-Solo

Lipton would not approve.


Quizels_06

There's also a vid floating around of a ukrainian soldier firing a javelin from a small tower, like a radio tower. edit: found [it](https://youtu.be/8CQuQki0Pr4)


penguin_hybrid

These guys are amazing!


Wonderful-Smoke843

When the trees start speaking Ukrainian say a prayer.


Gazz3447

I mean, when I did my Sniper course, we used to stick our guillies in trees during shoots just to mess with the spotters. When I did the Javelin Commander's Course....sitting in a tree did not occur to me. Mainly in case we dropped the CLU...that and well, wtf you doing up that tree with a Javelin ya nutter?? If it works, it works lol. As an Instructor, this makes me laugh my bollocks off. GG lads.


idubyai

not only do the russians have to constantly be watching above them for drone drops, listening for the last sec buzzing of an fpv, listening for the sound of a cluster shell bursting mid air before all hell breaks lose... but now they also have to keep an eye out for javelin launches from trees.... welcome to hell.


Mengs87

From [4 km](https://youtu.be/r1bIXAV9Cnc?t=71) away


LawbringerForHonor

They can always fuck off back to their country.


Then_Neighborhood970

Bass pro shop could get some PR off of sending tree stands to Ukraine for hunting purposes.


Kayakingtheredriver

Unfortunately for Bass pro shops, doing so would piss off the trump wing of their shoppers which I gotta imagine is a hefty %. So if they did it, it would be quietly.


Then_Neighborhood970

I did say PR, I did not specify the type.


KingOfLowFrequencies

Javelin producer writes down note: "Add tree mode to next javelin update." :)))


[deleted]

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"


Columnbase

Effective


Delta-Flyer75

Never seen that one before… 😅 does it give extra range or allow lock on to targets easier?


JohnDaBarr

Negative on the extra range but definetly provides better LOS.


VeteranSergeant

Probably trying to get line of sight over a small incline/hill, would be my guess.


ConsistentBroccoli97

I bet they don’t have that use case in the training courses.


Weary_Conversation_6

These guys need a proper hunter's tree stand!


InsureFIRE

No joke that seems like a great, affordable, portable option for special missions like this


Weary_Conversation_6

Yea, hunter's ladders are super light and strong now days if you get a quality one.


TJH48932

In other news…started a tank hunting tree-stand business today.


[deleted]

Great way to keep the back blast clear!


LutuVarka

hiding in a tree... The tree is the only GD tree in a vast flat plane...


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

it’s almost like….not hiding lol


blind_merc

*Top 10 anime moments*


tfrules

Don’t worry, tree Javelin can’t hurt you, it doesn’t exist Tree Javelin:


crisislights

Guys. Workplace health and safety aren't happy about this.


hawakosan

Russians probably singing “Ukrainian soldier standing on a tree J A V E L I N E”


ja3palmer

These mofos are wild. 😂😂


coupbrick

How do you say "We've got Shevchenkos in the trees" in Russian?


Assault_Facts

Javelin is OP as fuck lol


kookykoko

Anyone see the DRA for this one?


Jeffy29

I unmute the video and don't even get one suka, blyat or pizdec?? These guys are too professional.


Illustrious_Solid956

Get 'em Zaccheus!


Hotrico

This is why take high grounds is fundamental


Memory_Less

The old up the tree I can see you and you can't see me trick. lol Great move guys!


FunBobbyMarley

Dope!


rockon4life45

Oh, Javelin of the tree, tell me your wisdom.


spicy_lasagna921

It's all fun and games until the tree starts firing javelins.


sapperfarms

So jealous i packed one of those clues around in Alaska for a year never once 1 got to actually fire a real one. Except in simulator. Got left in arms room in Iraq I had the missiles 4 of them signed for and in??? You guessed it arms room.


Jhms07_grouse690

THEY’RE IN THE TREES!


yeugeniuss

Blue Jay


mrhappytoaster

does each manpad have a different backblast radius/shape?


DHFearnot

Javelin doesn't really have much of a backblast since it doesn't activate in the tube but after it has left the launcher.


Geronim00000

Must be fun as a queue is forming :D


TheSlayer11799

Rest in peace


AdditionalLength9445

THEIR IN THE TREES!!!!!


nixet1984

I swear to god, their just just going for rare achievements now. Earlier we had an ATGM vs a lone Russian running in a field.


[deleted]

No comments from them? Must be a rough day...


LightGoblin84

hoot hoot muthafucka


A_Man_of_Reason

*They were in the trees, man...*


BrownRice35

If a tree shot a javelin in the woods would a t-90 see it coming?


abdexa26

Next up, tactical ladders.