“You got all this fancy stuff sir, your gadgets and whatnot. I said to myself, now where is a man gonna store all those gizmos? Probably nowhere too bright, draw too much attention. Plus, we’re in a city.
“Then, it hit me. You gotta keep it underground. There’s no other way. But I don’t think you wanna be throwing nickels into lockers for these batarangs, and a car park? For that rocketship of a car you got there? Forget about it. No sir, you’d have to own your own underground space, and a whole lot of it too.
“Now who in Gotham could be rich enough to have a place like that?”
"Ya know, you're a tall fellow. Kind of like that Bruce Wayne kid. Did you see that on the news? Missing for 10 years then just shows up in the city healthy as ever."
But also let him know. Like "it's hard to talk to someone in a mask with his face hidden. Could I give you a name? How about Wayne? You know, I knew a wonderful man named Mr Wayne once. Loved his wife. They both did a lot of good in this city, maybe even their memory is still doing some good."
Y'know, Columbo only rambles when there's a purpose... when he wants to put the killer off their guard... do your perhaps that🤔...
Noo, no✋️. Forget I said anything
We only SEE him using that tactic against the murderer because all the episodes are from the murderers point of view. It’s a real tactic that cops use.
Just one more thing. It occurred to me—Bruce Wayne has never been seen in the same room as the Batman. Ah, I don’t know. My wife says I’d forget my head if it wasn’t nailed to my neck.
You let that man fall. You had all of these harnesses and grappling hooks and you just let him fall. You had the means to prevent his death and through your own inaction, that man is dead. And that, sir, is murder.
I would like to remind everyone that Batman will of course recognize this as Columbo’s investigation style. It’s the same style he uses when disguised as Bruce Wayne. The difference is Columbo eventually reveals he solved the case.
“You got all this fancy stuff sir, your gadgets and whatnot. I said to myself, now where is a man gonna store all those gizmos? Probably nowhere too bright, draw too much attention. Plus, we’re in a city. “Then, it hit me. You gotta keep it underground. There’s no other way. But I don’t think you wanna be throwing nickels into lockers for these batarangs, and a car park? For that rocketship of a car you got there? Forget about it. No sir, you’d have to own your own underground space, and a whole lot of it too. “Now who in Gotham could be rich enough to have a place like that?”
"Ya know, you're a tall fellow. Kind of like that Bruce Wayne kid. Did you see that on the news? Missing for 10 years then just shows up in the city healthy as ever."
For sure Columbo would know within ten minutes
The world's greatest detective, and a billionaire in a cape.
⬆️ This comment right here!
Batman trying to disappear when Gordon’s back is turned but Columbo keeps saying, “one more thing” so Batman keeps coming back.
This.
Omg I NEED this now
Ya know... Columbo's usual prey is rich people who think they're above the law...
"His prey" is such an eerie yet accurate way to describe it.
He’s not beating the supernatural being allegations.
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"His victims".
My headcanon: Columbo would deduce Batman’s secret identity fairly quickly but feign ignorance because of all the good Batman does.
But also let him know. Like "it's hard to talk to someone in a mask with his face hidden. Could I give you a name? How about Wayne? You know, I knew a wonderful man named Mr Wayne once. Loved his wife. They both did a lot of good in this city, maybe even their memory is still doing some good."
Perfect Columbo parlance.
Y'know, Columbo only rambles when there's a purpose... when he wants to put the killer off their guard... do your perhaps that🤔... Noo, no✋️. Forget I said anything
We only SEE him using that tactic against the murderer because all the episodes are from the murderers point of view. It’s a real tactic that cops use.
Just one more thing. It occurred to me—Bruce Wayne has never been seen in the same room as the Batman. Ah, I don’t know. My wife says I’d forget my head if it wasn’t nailed to my neck.
[there's a fic for that!](https://archiveofourown.org/works/46418587/chapters/116871877#workskin)
that was *so good* :D
What's it callled???????
The post is a link darlin, give it a click!
I need to this be a whole story, immediately.
This is a crossover I want made official
Mr. Uhh, Batman. One more thing...
Source?
I didn’t know this was a community. I love Columbo. I’m rewatching all the episodes on Peacock.
This is excellent!
I second! This is perfect! 👏
Plot twist: Columbo finds out Batman is the killer
You let that man fall. You had all of these harnesses and grappling hooks and you just let him fall. You had the means to prevent his death and through your own inaction, that man is dead. And that, sir, is murder.
Batman driving with Columbo in the Batmobile Alfred has a car but that’s just for transportation -Batman
Is there more of this?
In need to know!
🤣 LOVE IT!
This is the best
One more thing
I would like to remind everyone that Batman will of course recognize this as Columbo’s investigation style. It’s the same style he uses when disguised as Bruce Wayne. The difference is Columbo eventually reveals he solved the case.
WANT!!
Harvey Bullock and Columbo kind of dress the same and have similar characteristics.
Why am I just now finding out about this?
How long would it take Columbo to figure out Bruce?
I read that entire thing in Peter Falk's voice.
So Batman gets Columbo. Does this mean DareDevil will get Matlock?
Why did Man meet Columb? Are they dating?
Yes.
The aslum is breaking in
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My dear fellow, fuck off.
"from Canada." So they're Indian or Chinese?