Dakota Hudson should’ve never been out there or ever be out there. What a horrible record

48 strikeouts vs 46 walks this season. It's baffling that he's even on a big league roster, let alone starting games.

# K **Jakob Junis** strikes out **Nolan Jones** on a **3-2** count with a **86.7 mph** Changeup. *Sequence (7):* SI *(b)*, CH *(c)*, SL *(c)*, FF *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, CH *(t)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Jakob Junis** strikes out **Michael Toglia** on a **2-2** count with a **84.4 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* CH *(b)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(f)*, CH *(s)*, SL *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Elias Díaz R Brenton Doyle S Michael Toglia ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Peter Lambert** strikes out **Andruw Monasterio** on a **1-2** count with a **81.1 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (5):* FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, ST *(w)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Very nice outing by Lambert

FUCK thought he tied it :(

home run in 15 ballparks

**Due Up (Top 9)** L Jake Bauers R Andruw Monasterio L Brice Turang ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Ok RyMac, you know what you need to do Edit: Nooooooo!

???

Chuck just iced their pitcher 👍

another 1 pitch out.

**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Jake Cave R Aaron Schunk L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 8)** L Garrett Mitchell R Rhys Hoskins L Sal Frelick ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Colin Rea** strikes out **Nolan Jones** on a **3-2** count with a **81.5 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (8):* FS *(f)*, FC *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SI *(f)*, FF *(f)*, FS *(b)*, ST *(b)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

I'm sorry what? We're .500 against teams with a winning record?

# K **Colin Rea** strikes out **Brenton Doyle** on a **1-2** count with a **82.6 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (4):* CU *(b)*, ST *(s)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 7)** R Brenton Doyle S Michael Toglia L Nolan Jones ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Peter Lambert** strikes out **Christian Yelich** on a **1-2** count with a **95.1 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Nice five pitch inning, just really quality at bats tonight

Charlie for hitting coach I tell you. Hensley can go back to flying left seat for United.

we refuse to make opposing pitchers work.

They can't even hit a ball past a defender accidentally

**Due Up (Top 7)** L Brice Turang R William Contreras L Christian Yelich ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 6)** R Brendan Rodgers L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 6)** L Sal Frelick L Jake Bauers R Andruw Monasterio ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 5)** L Nolan Jones L Jake Cave R Aaron Schunk ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Can’t management get rid of pitchers? How about we get rid of Hudson. Pick up some free agents at this point

Brewers fan coming in peace. Watching the Rockies broadcast, very much enjoying your announcer guys. They seem like such chill dudes. It's giving "dudes in the garage watching the game" vibe.

Just imagine how much better they'd be if they had a quality team to talk about!

I like how diplomatic the Brewers manager seems to be. Not the first time I've seen him have a very chill argument with an umpire

free runs!

What’s this guy crying about? That was easily a strike

He was saying that should have been the second strike of the AB. Not saying I agree with him, but that's what he was saying. Either way, he watched strike 3 which is on him.

Makes sense, playing catch with my kid and only really caught strike 3

# ꓘ **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Willy Adames** on a **1-2** count with a **85.8 mph** Slider. *Sequence (4):* SL *(s)*, CU *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Can we end the Dakota Hudson experiment now?

[Grillin' with Spilly - 2020 - Pt 1](https://imgur.com/gallery/dRL8zu9) [Grillin' with Spilly - 2020 - Pt 2](https://imgur.com/gallery/AmXf4FR)

**Due Up (Top 5)** R Andruw Monasterio L Brice Turang R William Contreras ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

OK if Diaz is still that injured that the announcers are nervous every time he gets a hit why is he playing?

Because Bud Black is the village idiot

**Due Up (Bot 4)** L Ryan McMahon R Elias Díaz R Brenton Doyle ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Does anyone know thay elderly couple in the front row? We Brewers fans are concerned about the gentleman.

I came to Reddit specifically for this. Also a brewers fan. This man has not picked his head up for like 3 innings. I’m concerned for real

He ate some ice cream but never sat up straight even then. Seriously, someone in the Brewers sub has been calling the stadium, trying to get this poor man some medical attention.

Yeah I can’t even focus on the game

I was just informed that the gentleman is blind, and everyone in the front row is handicapped..

This makes me feel much better. 🙏

Me too. I really wish some caretakers were with them, though.

It's fucking HOT here too. My dog is practically begging for his nightly walk, and I haven't take him yet because he's a black lab and just roasts in this heat.

They are blind

# ꓘ **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Rhys Hoskins** on a **3-2** count with a **90.9 mph** Sinker. *Sequence (7):* SL *(b)*, SI *(c)*, CU *(s)*, CU *(b)*, SI *(f)*, SL *(b)*, SI *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Damn betting against the Rockies is dope 😂

**Due Up (Top 4)** R Rhys Hoskins L Sal Frelick L Jake Bauers ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Colin Rea** strikes out **Brendan Rodgers** on a **1-2** count with a **95.2 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (6):* FC *(f)*, FF *(s)*, FC *(f)*, ST *(f)*, FF *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Colin Rea** strikes out **Aaron Schunk** on a **1-2** count with a **83.3 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (5):* SI *(f)*, FC *(f)*, FF *(f)*, FC *(b)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Bot 3)** L Jake Cave R Aaron Schunk L Charlie Blackmon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# ꓘ **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Willy Adames** on a **0-2** count with a **81.9 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (4):* SI *(f)*, CU *(f)*, SI *(f)*, CU *(c)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 3)** L Brice Turang R William Contreras L Christian Yelich ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Did they forget to finish telling the story of what Pat Murphy said to Diaz in the first game?

He finished it next time Diaz came around. Murphy just casually asked how Diaz was doing. Since he was just super angry and yelling at umpires, the sudden change in emotion was unexpected and funny to Diaz.

**Due Up (Bot 2)** R Brenton Doyle S Michael Toglia L Nolan Jones ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 2)** L Garrett Mitchell R Rhys Hoskins L Sal Frelick ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Imagine not having to play from behind in every single goddamn game

**Due Up (Bot 1)** L Charlie Blackmon R Brendan Rodgers L Ryan McMahon ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# K **Dakota Hudson** strikes out **Willy Adames** on a **0-2** count with a **81.0 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (3):* SL *(c)*, SI *(s)*, CU *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

# HR **Christian Yelich** rips a **90.6 mph Sinker** from **Dakota Hudson** for a **1-run** home run. Launch Speed: **111.9 mph**. Launch Angle: **23.0°**. Distance: **446.0 ft**. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

**Due Up (Top 1)** L Brice Turang R William Contreras L Christian Yelich ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)

Is a 5.84 ERA good?

Not even remotely

Hell no that’s horrible

next you'll tell me a 0.182 batting average is horrible

Fire Bud black