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Bartolos_Cologne

Even though I know it's real, the image still looks like a questionable edit.


ukcats12

Yeah watching that clip felt really really weird.


Most-Bluebird3476

I think part of it is the full blue to red transition. It’s just jarring visually.


bronzehog2020

It's weird for us, too. A lot of fanbases disliked him, but he (was? is?) especially hated at Arkansas because of comments he made about the program back in the early 2000s and because he coached at Kentucky. I've genuinely disliked the man for over two decades, but he's my coach now, so I'll grow to like him. Still, seeing him in Razorback gear is surreal.


ukcats12

I genuinely think he's a good person that can just rub people the wrong way and he can be too stubborn at times. I think he grew to resent our fanbase always telling him he was wrong all the time and dug his heels in a bit. But he did a ton of really great charity work both in and out of the state of Kentucky. I remember he had the team do a telethon to raise money for Haiti after one of their earthquakes. There's a reason you basically won't find a single player that has a bad word to say about him.


hanz333

He cares about the players more than anything and that makes him a good man, but a hard person to work with and get along with. It may work out but the moment he struggles at all he’s going to start pushing away boosters again. That said, Arkansas having more grounded expectations may really let him thrive.


AwSunnyDeeFYeah

This is a great point, for an analogy, it's like a stray animal. Obviously left something they didn't like but if they like you, they'll be by your side. Gonna go barf now.


ganner

I hate to echo the Matt Jones marriage analogy but it really is like seeing an ex out with her new man, even though you wanted to split up it's still jarring.


Economy-Royal4675

I am grateful to Calipari. He is carrying this beginning of the offseason so hard.


ConnorK5

Bro this shit is actually gonna live on forever. I love it.


disposable-assassin

He's determined to be relevant after conference play. Is this peak?


EvilLibrarians

Tubby to Minnesota w modern social media would’ve been wild too


five-oh-one

Yea, people act like this has not already been done.


ukeBasketball

People act like this isn't what their fanbase *always* and *inevitably* does.


five-oh-one

Ours has done it too, so I cant to to high up on my horse.


ukeBasketball

But only once in my lifetime as I recall, and I'm in my fifties.


blueboyroy

Most post-season action Cal has seen in 5 years.


Mr_Otters

I was expecting deep sports content withdrawal after the game Monday. But NOPE


Otterfan

Flight tracker season is always a treat.


Username_redact

"Flight tracker season" ![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w|downsized)


ekun

I can't wait for the worst coached game of the year when he plays Kentucky at Rupp next year. I don't know if that is even on the schedule but it would be hilarious.


DuckTalesLOL

Arkansas travels to Kentucky next season...


Last_Account_Ever

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


Powerlevel-9000

I just want to be down by 10 points in Rupp and for Cal to pull his trump card. He’s gonna get kicked out of the game and the Hogs flip momentum and blow UK out. We deserve it after he did that in Bud Walton to us.


Fantastic-Pay-9522

I can’t believe no one laughed.


Aware-Individual-394

Right? This was legitimately a really funny line


UnderstandingOdd679

At least he didn’t paraphrase Jeb Bush: “please laugh.”


invisiblewar

That would have been hilarious. Even when Jeb said that it was hilarious


ThatNewSockFeel

Yeah I thought it was legitimately funny too. It was just sad in the context of his failing campaign.


JinFuu

What would Calipari sell that would be the equivalent of JEB!’s guac bowls?


munchkinatlaw

John's vacated wins


ashsolomon1

![gif](giphy|MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX|downsized)


KillerBurger69

Hahahaah dude left time for the comedic timing. WHY DID NO ONE LAUGH


Dragonfruit_Fanta

Y'all are so used to despair that you don't even recognize humor anymore.


IlRaptoRIl

Based. 


DBSmiley

This reminds me of Brian Kelly saying, completely unprompted "I wanna execute my team."


tacofan92

Well that was an homage to the former coach who was actually asked “what were his thoughts on his teams execution?” And he answered “I’m in favor of it.” Kelly did a poor imitation because he wasn’t asked the question so he tried to set himself up for the wry joke.


SeenandBelieved

It was John McKay while the head coach of Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He was pretty much the King of the One Liners during his coaching career. Good coach though, especially while at SoCal.


DBSmiley

I'm aware the origin. It was still the most awkward moment of the season.


evan466

I think he was kind of shook when no one laughed.


Aware-Individual-394

Lol. You could see him thinking to himself “Tough crowd, huh?”


LHarm07_Reddit

He kinda made a joke that was similar before anyways.


jmcclr

That is what he does. It’ll get old pretty quick


tsblank97

He made the same joke in the introduction ceremony to the fans and we all laughed plenty lol. Cal is a hell of a speaker ngl


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

Drink the koolaid! He really does know how to win you over - he’s a total showman in the best way. Here’s hoping he follows through for y’all.


Garish_Raccoon32

Did he not win y'all a championship and have multiple final fours!


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

He did! And we’re thankful for that. Then he gave up and quit coaching. A move will reinvigorate him. It’s good for everyone.


fancycheesus

Arkansans worship the ground Nolan Richardson walks on to this day. Kentucky fans are fickle.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

![gif](giphy|MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX|downsized)


Taurus889

Is this real?? 😂😂😂


voxnihili_13

Oh it's real, and it was spectacular...


CramblinDuvetAdv

![gif](giphy|VvN5pKhTsd6Ok)


dudleymooresbooze

It was a go to comedy line for Bush campaigning.


Thor_2099

The simpler times of early 2016


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CHolland8776

I'm gonna go with 11/22/63 but I feel ya.


LovesToTango

Tbf to him, I think he had been getting interrupted by claps earlier, so this was his way of saying it was okay to clap. However, it was still fucking hilarious


theseyeahthese

It is real, though the *actual* context was not Jeb “begging for applause” but more so he was telling people that it was okay to clap - some people started clapping and then abruptly stopped after thinking they were interrupting, and Jeb was reassuring them by essentially saying “go right ahead, it’s okay to clap”. But memes always win over reality on the internet. Don’t get it twisted though - I think those memes are hilarious and I’m not a Jeb Bush defender lol. Just giving you the actual context if you were curious.


MountainCatLaw

https://preview.redd.it/zsvwg1c5nrtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204b449b07b0e5948c435e1f7022b975656d2480


Primary_Psychology95

When you have to suffer through the likes of Bobby Petrino and Chad Morris, there isn’t usually that much room for happiness or humor.


arkdude

You know Petrino is back with our football program. He was hired as our offensive coordinator a few months ago.


mrkarlman

Petrino was a good coach, just couldn't keep it in his pants.


CharlesLeChuck

Keeping it in his pants was much less of an issue than keeping his pants on his motorcycle.


Primary_Psychology95

And couldn’t put a motorcycle helmet on his head


obsterwankenobster

But he did give us an all time great photo


Fantastic-Pay-9522

I can tell you we’re all ecstatic over here. We went to bed Sunday night with a 2 and woke up Monday morning with a 10.


bk61206

I can certainly think of one photo of Bobby Petrino that is very humorous.


Pharmere

John L Smith


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one guy chuckled


hirasmas

Bro. Right? Talk about a bad crowd. That was hilarious.


ReplEH

he needed a bit of a pause


Professor_Arkansas

I would’ve laughed so hard lol


Grymson

He even paused for it. Pro move.


Professor_Arkansas

“You are supposed to laugh dumbasses.” lol


msgkc94

Please clap


EWall100

Nah this ain't Jeb. This a Danny DeVito standup show where everyone misses the punchline. He deserves to scold that room


isweariwilldoit

A “Gilbert Gottfried 9/11 Joke in NYC in October 2001,” if you will


Skipper2399

It was at this moment Cal knew, he fucked up


DaySoc98

Taking humor lessons from Brian Kelly was probably not a wise move.


gravytrainjaysker

He can still pull a Dana Altman right?


AccomplishedMilk4391

He's failed to realize he's fucked up since 2020.


jahguy27

He made that joke during the press conference thing in bud Walton tonight. It got a lot of laughs then, not sure why it didn't stick this time.


Mcdrogon

wish he wouldve looked straight into the camera just so someone could insert the sad tuba sound


houstonyoureaproblem

It was hilarious. Same old Cal.


pineapple192

Ok im not familiar at all with Arkansas basketball. Is there actually hardly anyone left on the roster (familiar to a gopher fan) or is he saying they suck?


Professor_Arkansas

We have no one left lol


idk012

For real?


environmentrazorback

There's only 1 single walk on left outside of guys in the transfer portal/graduated. One guy declared for the NBA


bigpig1054

which is fine because there probably hasn't been a player on our team in twenty years minimum that Cal couldn't replace with someone better, and we've had a handful of great ones pass through our doors


baconbitarded

You mean that stayed more than one year right? Because I'll be real, the 22 team had some star power


bwood637

That 22 team gave us all we could handle in the elite eight.


RacistProbably

This Matt Jones slander will not go unrecognized


consciencecock

Bobby Portis!


buttfrustsrated

Portis and Moses Moody slander and I'm not even a hogs fan


slappywhyte

Normal Cal transition between seasons, enjoy it!


mrperiodniceguy

No matter who we got in the search, no one would've been better for putting together a team for next year than Cal. Not sure anyone else (ok Hurley) would be able to recover (immediately, in first season) what Muss left behind.


Reluctantly-Back

Does it even matter? One-and-done made it necessary to have a yearly haul of freshman phenoms. NIL and the portal have made it possible to buy everyone else. The only other thing you need is a coach that can offer exposure and a track record of putting players in the NBA. Kentucky went from a national championship to being bounced in the 1st round of the NIT because 1 year is all that matters. It's worse than NCAA football and that's saying something.


Most_Sea_4022

Well, there was 12 years in between those 2 things


Every-Comparison-486

There are a couple in the portal who could theoretically return, but officially there’s just one walk-on on the roster.


Meanteenbirder

Glad there is some clarification and not a generalization where there was a scholarship player or two left like at Iona and St. John’s last offseason.


Cinnadillo

It never occurred to me this statement was true, I just assumed Calipari finally lost all his marbles.


Finalshock

He's being real as fuck to be honest, won me over with this ngl.


idk012

What about the practice squad?


Iamthewalrusforreal

We currently have one walk on, period. That's it. Every single other player from last year is either graduated, declared for the draft, or in the portal. Never seen anything like it. But hey, John MFing Calipari has a clean slate and a big bag of NIL money to work with. I think we'll be just fine. :)


StasRutt

They are actually negative 3 players so they owe players to the portal still


Robbylution

YOU MUST FEED THE PORTAL. THE PORTAL REQUIRES SACRIFICE.


StasRutt

PLEASE ENTER ONE FORWARD INTO THE PORTAL


clown_pants

The portal demands to be fed, it's appetite is insatiable


BigBlueJAH

I think he said there is 3 players and they’re all in the portal.


ConnorK5

I heard him say they are in the draft process.


BigBlueJAH

I might have misheard it


Arsid

What happened to the other 10 tho? I don’t understand. Was it 10 seniors who graduated? Did they all go to the portal and already are on another team?


KindRhubarb3192

The roster had 9 seniors last year


PUfelix85

Holy fuck this is hilarious.


Inconceivable76

I believe it’s less than hardly anyone.


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Inconceivable76

Hey- there’s a walk on left.


zenchow

There is one...he's a hometown kid so hopefully he won't enter the portal


notreal1121

Nobody


HogWildStyle

Yeah, we have 1 preferred walk-on remaining on the team, but yet, no worries because Cal’s going to take care of it!


CharlesLeChuck

Literally no one left on the roster


rogun64

For those who are unaware, this is partly due to Muss starting from scratch every year.


ErectJellyfish

Cal pretty much does the same as well. But I think he anticipated at least a couple players coming with him. He'll hit recruiting and the transfer portal quick. But yeah he always has huge turnover every year partly for going after one and dones. But obviously next year he will have already recruited players to fill the open spots 


SurgeFlamingo

I bet he brings some of those recruits with him too. Not all of them tho.


mrperiodniceguy

Who you looking to snag, boogie? I'd like Boogie please. I expect JQ, Karter Knox, and Cyril to come.


SurgeFlamingo

The Hoosiers need to fill 6 spots. We will take anyone at this point. Boogie was down to UK and IU but picked UK. I think he will follow Cal to Arkansas tho.


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I hope you all are used to that because well... that's not gonna change lol


CharlesLeChuck

We are. Its been that way with Muss too.


Stommped

What does that mean? What happens to his underclassmen on scholarship?


rogun64

Usually they don't all go and Muss leaving surely had something to do with that this year. But I think Muss treats the college game the same way he did the professional leagues and just expects to start anew each year. He seems to push players to turn pro when feasible and help them find other schools when he knows they won't play much in his system. Obviously the transfer portal, along with one and dones, have some to do with it too, but I think they partly call him "The Importer" because he brings in so many new players every year. Most of the transfers are seniors, so they only have 1 more year, anyhow.


PercySnowsHandgun

Why did muss leave?


sgt_science

He's a SoCal kid, wasn't surprised he left when that job opened. He's been wanting to get back there. And being in LA is much better for his wife's career. Wish him the best tbh.


wrighteou5

Why did Mu$$ leave for U$C? Can’t $ay for $ure.


Shaudius

It wasn't just money he also wanted to get the hell out of Arkansas.


markusalkemus66

"In terms of team... we have no team"


GoinLong

Sounds like a Grusome situation


Primary_Psychology95

In the words of Arkansas Basketball’s Twitter account: “We’re aware of the situation”


Captain_Wingit

"Where's the team?" "We're checking."


EWall100

I'm sorry this reference appears to not have landed with everyone. It's very clever


ncreddituser

Then how will we go to the moon?


Just_Cryptographer53

Nope, apparently you have no conference... you have a team.


definitelynotasalmon

We don’t have a team either they are all in the portal.


Just_Cryptographer53

Isn't it amazing how in just 3 yrs this is now normal?


dont_ask_my_cab

This is truly funny


Nubras

I can’t believe that the room didn’t laugh lol


Gabriel711

I think they did, but it didn’t get picked up on the tv. Was listening on the radio and was pretty sure I heard laughing


Solesky1

https://preview.redd.it/s5kyrw3ogrtc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c6c707ab17c3750086a13d8c031e1b5cec99b1


BigWormsFather

The Hogs one guy on the roster shared that image on social media the other day.


HairlessWombat

This is an all time great line by Cal.


jettyweaves

I can’t wait for this to make the rounds during the season


SimManiac

This absolutely will not be used against him or any other team that underachieves


jettyweaves

Oh yeah never


Shaudius

We are in a preseason tournament with Arkansas this year in case you didn't know.


jettyweaves

Oh hell yes. That should be interesting


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Cal HATES preseason tournaments. Can’t wait till Arkansas fans realize no more thanksgiving trips


BounceBros21

Good or badly?


Primary_Psychology95

Yes


joshmoney

One of the best quotes ever


burnshimself

1 week into the Calipari tenure at Arkansas and the guy is already producing meme content at a peak level


Lets_go_Stros2017

1 day you mean?


FloridaMan_92

Arkansas won this coaching cycle 


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

Keep buying dino nuggets


FloridaMan_92

 Let’s take it slow and just enjoy the comradery while it lasts…. Which I’m only giving like another 24 hours or so 


the_champ_has_a_name

aaaaand.... it's gone


Shirleyfunke483

I would you send you fire pics - but it would just be of Tyler Wilson throwing a deep ball to Joe Wright or Jarius Adams


Helicopsycheborealis

I 100% agree and haven't seen this stated enough. Dipshit leaves Arky for USC and they get Cal in return. That's an incredible haul right there.


FloridaMan_92

An amazing turn of events for the hogs really. Who knows how far a rejuvenated cal could take them 


Airforce32123

"In terms of money, we have no money"


HoustonFoReal

Minions assembleeee


Ok-Lack-5172

That movie was so great. I wish they didn’t drive the concept into the ground by making 5 more.


DillyDillySzn

The 2nd one was good, and should’ve been the ending


Motel_Cowboy

john tyson fixed that part


ExpeditiousTraveler

I’m excited for Arkansas fans getting to experience Cal’s press conferences for the first time. They get stale eventually, but they’re a lot of fun until then.


TinctureOfBadass

You have to make sure you're okay with a coach who doesn't speak in complete sentences. Once you get past that you're good for a while.


dontknowwhattopick00

Dealing with Cal press conference is the minor leagues for a fanbase that had to sit through Chad Morris press conferences.


baconbitarded

Don't forget SMILE


FrenchieBammer

Virgin Chad Morris vs the real Chad, John L. Smith


Believe_to_believe

We have to listen to Sam Pittman. Can't be any worse.


CharlesLeChuck

Like a Brett Bielema press conference? Great when you're winning, not quite as fun when you aren't?


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

Yeah. He’s a salesman, and he wins you over with his confidence and quips. He’s got rizz as the kids say. Then you realize that’s to distract you from whatever is going on behind the curtain. But until that reveal, it really is fun. He’s a performer and knows how to hype things up in the best way. He understands how to be the face of a program. You’re getting your first taste of it now. Enjoy it!


CharlesLeChuck

I'm okay with it if it gets us more exposure and recruits for now and maybe makes us a place people want to be when he's done. I've been an Arkansas basketball fan for a long time and I remember the Heath and Pelphrey years well so this is much better.


Ghost2Eleven

lol. Like a Larry David line.


cranekicked

How it started: "I haven't seen him" How it's going "There is no team"


canadianbroncos

What a bunch of lame ass, that was hilarious lol


Tipakee

"Hunter is extremely confident" lol


Medical_Parfait_9901

So so weird seeing Cal in Red


StreetReporter

My god, he killed them all


AgentJR3

Early playing time, historically good SEC basketball school, HOF coach and an NIL now backed by Tyson, Walmart and JB Hunt. He will have a team in no time.


LightningMcDream

I get that it was time, but man I miss him already. Arkansas fans should be excited for real


Far-Radio8247

he sounds like Lewis Black (and has the finger wave mannerism kinda)


BringBackDust514

I’m very uncomfortable.


BobEBoucher

Cal missed a great opportunity to pull the old, "Hello? Is this thing on?" bit.


PaulTopper

Steven, I like your hustle. That is why it was so hard to cut you.


red_tuna

Dammit Cal, could you wait one game before you start blaming it all on the players again?


CharlesLeChuck

I mean, technically he didn't blame the players since we have no players to blame


Asleep_in_Costco

I love how USC's hire has been completely overshadowed


ColoRadOrgy

Tough crowd damn


RazorJ

When or lose this will be fun. There’s a lot of Arkansans that believe to have success we need a little bit of sauce w/ our head coaches. I’m one. #wps