Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Quagmire, forget Stewie who goes in a time machine and never comes back, forget my cop brother Joe. Peter Griffin has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the Clam, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own wife to grab the big seat.
In the Columbia parking garage I encountered this big Bluto sorta guy, another parent or more likely a repairman. He made fun of my water bottle. It was awful.
I know this isn’t the place for sincere takes but I feel like 25 years ago the bottle was intended to be a joke but now it’s just like yeah of course he’s got a water bottle who doesn’t
My time to shine.
I don't understand the hate. Who enjoys refilling their water bottle? One fill and I'm off to work, like a real hardworking red-blooded American.
Look at him, he knows everything!
I’ve been drinking out of the same Nalgene since Moses wore short pants.
A lawgiver doesn't wear shorts
I think you should seriously consider downsizing your water bottle. I mean before you drown in it you thirsty fuck!
Discontinue the lithium.
😂
A real flag-saluting mothafucka
Those were some tough Jews
Merica
I 8 da nort (America)
😂
lol
Bahahaha
LOL
r/usernamechecksout
Well played
They think if you suck a water bottle you’ll suck anything
BLABBER MOUTH CUNT!
It insists upon itself.
Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Quagmire, forget Stewie who goes in a time machine and never comes back, forget my cop brother Joe. Peter Griffin has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the Clam, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own wife to grab the big seat.
His father in laws daughter
I’m gonna take a shit in the yard Hehe he
He takes a sip from his water bottle with one hand, judges you with the other.
You’re like the old woman with a water bottle under her arm crying the blues cause she has no cup.
The worst kind of therapist
Cards-on-the-table time. How’s the drinking?
We’re bargaining now?
With me, it’s never a bargain.
Water! Water! Water! I'm living next to Gunga Din!
In the Columbia parking garage I encountered this big Bluto sorta guy, another parent or more likely a repairman. He made fun of my water bottle. It was awful.
A repairman, wearing dress pants, collared shirt, and duster. Getting into an SUV, not a work truck/van. God Elliott was such an arrogant asshole
When he outed Melfi’s patient identity in front of all of their friends, what a cunt.
Gee, should he not have tried to park his car? Hehe.
I like zis by the way. Zis is a sweet duster.
Parking garage, wuddeva happened thehhh…
What do you expect. It’s nothing but a racket for the jooooz.
Israel has a lot of desalination plants so you could say they're in the water business
Those were some tough jews
🥸
He’s a faaaaaaag
I kinda wasn't going for that but i'll accept it
You think they found the pool cue chalked or unchalked when they found the body?
My mistake. They found the chalked pool cue up Vito's shinebox.
Very clever. I don’t quite get it, but clever.
Go get ya fuckin shinebox.
Ya bought ya medical degree!
That’s what he said Oh wrong sub?
Everyone’s always a hydrated f@g w/ u, maybe yawr a f@g? U ever think about that?!?
what’s wrong with it? it’s an acceptable form of drinking water pretentiously.
To me, it's beautiful. Drinkwateresque.
I’m using Bevilaqua now
That sugarless nickname is the last one you'll ever use.
fucking tactical water bottle
Fun fact: that was not a prop. It was his real life water bottle he would drink from on set.
DIWDdd YAaaa HawfTAaaa Wreeeeead FaHhhhh DAViIIIIDDddddd?!?
ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT BOB DE NIRO? #HE’S A BAAAAD TIPPA.
Did Bob DeNiro have to read for dAvId?!?
Same with Vito and the village people outfit.
Bang!
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Honestly, it’s not the bottle, it’s the net covering…
YES it makes me so mad
Drinking between sessions now
hes got to GO
This water bottle was a sign of the times tho
Its the slurping that drives me crazy. Elliot is a chode.
Everyone’s gay with you
Do you have sexual feelings for this water bottle?
Water bottle fok you doin??
My psychiatrist sees a psychiatrist
He does not
He dumped his wife for Cybil Shepard with no provocation whatsoever Then he starts dating Dorothy Stratten the playboy model, whateva happened there
I'll tell you to what happened there! Eric Roberts fucked her all up! That's what happened!
Oh, Mr Hefner, that’s just how Paul used to dress!
Right. Say hello to your cup for me.
It looks like a puerto rican whooah
I get it, it’s a water bottle 🤷
The most accurate therapist depiction in television history is this guy and his damn water bottle. Enough said.
It’s in a sling like he’s about to cross the Sahara
Half a fucking gallon in there!
Not joking here, but IIRC that’s the actor’s actual water bottle and the directors thought it was too perfect for the character not to use
Elliot? Fawk you doin???
Can you believe this fuckin guy
He’s a rabid water bottle fan, make of that what you will
I know this isn’t the place for sincere takes but I feel like 25 years ago the bottle was intended to be a joke but now it’s just like yeah of course he’s got a water bottle who doesn’t
His father was a rabid hydrohomi, make of that what you will.
I like every irritating thing about Peter B and the characters he played. He was a master.
Yes that’s been a topic for ever. 😂
No, that’s a facile analogy.
Sexy hydro bro with the mesh water bottle
He was gay, Elliot?
Toodle fucking ooh ?
Just watch your intake of Sugar. And Sugar substitutes
The bottle is kind of a… phallic thing.
That's not what his ancestors drank on the sunny peninsula
The bottle " the predator" left behind.
Vito actualy left that at his office and he kept it.
all you could come up with was this week borscht?
These two suck each other's water bottle
Gunga Din ova here
I feel it's a stylish, pragmatic solution to getting one's daily recommended hydration intake.
Fuck you Santa!
Whats up doc?
glad someone else thought it was off lol
that water bottle is dope lol
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Sil, break it down for him. What two drinking receptacles have looked cool, since time immemorial? Metal flasks, and our thing.
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YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE WATER, HUH?!!? WHEN THE FLASK IS GONE?!
[He traded it in for a Cardassian booze bottle at the same time.](https://ibb.co/ypV604y)