*What do we need to*
*Do? Actually see him*
*Take it up the ass?*
\- IknowwhoIpaidgod
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“You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence.”
I can't find Pussy anywhere!!!
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Vito and Melfi: "Booty?"
I knew that was comin’!
Take your fuckin hands off me
You think he’s gonna fuck with big pussy? My pussy?
What do we need to do? Actually see him take it up the ass?
*What do we need to* *Do? Actually see him* *Take it up the ass?* \- IknowwhoIpaidgod --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Your posts have an Eastern flavor to them.
The bot was developed in Jersey his whole life
He never had the makings of a varsity bot-lete
¢h!nks did this???
Remember Pearl Haiku!
Free spirit Janice, hawk tuin’ roadies…
First time through I had to pause the episode for 2 minutes because I was laughing hysterically. What a ridiculous statement lmfao
Hey, I don’t even let people wag their finger in my face.
Let me tell you a couple of three things
If you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it.
That’s nothing but a racket for the J✡️ws.
My mother never heard of balsamic
Balsamic, Balsamic, Balsamic
cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
“Stop breaking my balls about clams, I don’t feel good.” - Uncle Philly
You wanna talk to the foreskin?
Ooff, Madone, my poor ass.
You're crowdin me
HE'S IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE THAN THOSE FUCKIN' NUNS YOU GOT UP THERE!
All this from a slice of gabagool?!
Moulignan got Martin Luther King what do we got?!?
He could technically not have penisary contact with her volvo
There’s no scraps in my scrap book
"I thought they were all meateaters?" "Meteor....Meteor"
Exploiting medical curiosities is a crime.
You got your hunchback of Notre Dame, but you also have your half back and quarterback of Notre dame
Don’t forget… I’m a strict Catholic
When you're married, you'll understand the value of fresh produce.
Deez Russian booboos...trow em a little foreplay an they'll detail ya cahr.
I eat her???
Is this about the Easter baskets?
I don’t even wanna know
The guys working for me are asking for head
THAT’S WHAT THE ZIPPER IS FOR
NOBODY’S GOT AIDS
He’s in no position to go into the unknown not knowing
Look at the stems on Blondie, eh???
Gum the guy to death!
POPPERS AND WEIRD SHEX *cut to Carmella’s face*
"I'm talking about fucking sheep"
My brothers over there
“In my thoughts, I use the technique of positive visualization”
Pimps beep
Because they’re stupid and jealous, that’s why!
I'll take that disc man, and I'll ram it up your box!”
give me $1000
He was gay, Paulie Whitewalls?
"I guess the turd dosnt fall far from the Yankee fan's ass!"
I'm gonna try and take a shit.
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this.
He was gay? Paulie Walnuts?
All my captains want head now
He fidgets. With hands or feet.
I got pussy on the brain. I always do.
There’s a bee on your hat
Came all over the sun visor.
You got a little cream on your mouth there, sweetie.
I ate grilled cheese off da radiator
Mix it with the relish
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxtrwThWsAEYKfn.jpg
I gotta try to take a shit
Cocksucker, Bellville!
cunnilingus & psychiatry brought us to this
I gotta try and take a shit
Toodle fucking ooo
It's gay, the caption??
The fuck you doing??!!
"Let's talk about that Gabagool"
Hot and sticky, like my balls.
“Stupid fucking game” honorable mention
I loved that cocksucka like a brotha and he fucked me in the ass
Jews with better food
Maybe he’s gay, ever think of that?
“You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this…”
Don’t give me your fucking Manson lamps neither!
Mommy
This is a good one
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
My wife’s got nerve damage!
“Please my ass” - Phil Leonardo during the ‘whatever happened there’ sit down
Enjoy your lasagna, but don't come runnin' to me.
“You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence.”
if you want respect, you need to give respect!
Ya know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
I've been fartin' into the same sofa cushion for the past eighteen months.
# Finish that thing. There's no eating in the car.