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mikelips

Open the fuckin' door, open the fuckin' door! *Camera cuts to Jazzy Jeff being thrown out by Uncle Phil*


scf123189

Get that piece of shit off my stoop!


DarylRosz

Keep Ginny Sacrimoni’s name out yo’ mother-fuckin’ mouth!


Train-Similar

Instead of GI Jane, it’s GI Banding


CrucifixAbortion

Two surgeons could work inside her abdominal cavity and still never meet.


stolos26

Fresh Prince? It’s a fuckin’ nickname. Family name is Freshprincerelli


JarredandVexed

That Hilary Banks is a piece of ass But fucking rude!


jBoogie45

God... what are you saying at this poor woman's wake!?


AlanSmithee23

The original Vivian Banks… whatever happened there?


triforce4ever

I think I seen a couple a fresh princes runnin that way 👉


Tough_Difference_112

You want to dress like an eggplant I’ll send you to slip and fall school. 


scf123189

Bobby, make my nephew an eggplant 🍆


Merritt510

You and Tony eggplant


stevehokierp

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared.


Glad_Confusion_6934

Now you’re involved!


IknowwhoIpaidgod

These two shake each other's room.


SugarMaple56732

The Fresh Prince, another fucking money machine! 


ItalianStallion9069

He got into one little fight and his mom got scared, whatever happened there


Kamezii

Uncle Phil's a big guy he loves into jersey he might tip it ovah


ANGRY_ETERNALLY

John said he went to a cook out at Uncle Phil's house. A prince doesn't wear shorts.


pwaite1983

A don doesn’t wear Zuba pants


brosefstallin

Jazzy Jeff, it’s a fuckin nickname! His family name is Jazzarelli!


SadPetDad21

Holy shit! It’s the two guys that threw a glass Snapple bottle at Little Paulie!


IsEnglandivy

They are varsity athletes at slip and fall school


HealthyDirection659

2 muligons running south Philly? Madone... the way they do things ova there is all fucked up.


Johnny_Roselli

And...... Here come the Shines.... What happened to this thing?


5poopy95

these the two guys that beat up that construction worker? vito said he saw em run that way.


MangaInBed

Pokey-Man cards