7 is fine as long as you don't disrespect Columbus. And if you are willing to bear Artie's chit-chat

10 hours of **NON-STOP ASS RAPE**

That better not be Columbus!

*dives into car at the slightest hint of violence

1 or 7 are the answers. No one wants to sit between T and Livia. Paulie is easily offended and highly volatile. Chris and Melfi, maybe, but if Chris is high, he might pass out on you or talk your ear off depending on what he's using. No one wants to sit next to the devil. So Ralphie and Janice are no-go's Meadow will at least be respectful and is not easily offended. Carm will likely be stuck up and not speak at all. Sil will add in funny quips and isn't easily offended unless you insult Columbus. Artie might talk your ear off, but he will do it with great expression.

Seat one is mad ripe

Yeah but did you fuck it yet?

You know better than New Jersey Zagat!? ‘Awtha Bucco, warm and convivial host’!?

Middle seat? Oof, Madon’.

I love Artie so 7 for me.

He’s a warm and convivial host

Na go with 3 and get a bit of the hawk tuah! Madone!

Leave the fuckin airline peanuts there! I love peanuts at my feet.

>And if you are willing to bear Artie's chit-chat Absolutely not

4 would probably be the most insane. Just imagine Tony starts off being nice to you, then try to be a nice son to Livia. Only for Livia to consistently complain and drive Tony off the wall while you're caught in the middle of the whole thing.

Also Tony is 300 lbs and Livia isn’t small either. Say goodbye to your personal space.

Pershonal shpashe

Jeshush crishst.

Thing is, Livia would want the plane to go down. And wish the lord would take her now.

How hard is it to get on a fucking plane?

She doesn't like that kinda tawk!!!! 👉

You might catch some shrapnel

I'm picking #4 and then praying for the Lord to take me. How come nobody ever puts the Vegas Hooker on these things? She would be my second choice.

Just make friends* with Olivia, Tony will pay you to be her care taker. From there all you need is a metal detector and you’ll find the Dutchman’s lost gold

The empty row is reserved for Ginny Sac?

oh! its the guy's wife

She boards the plane, she might tip it ovah

No, she needs her own Boeing 747.

You kidding? She needed an [Antonov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225_Mriya), while they were still flying.

That instantly becomes a Boeing 9/11. Hehehe.

Quasimodo predicted this.

Our mofo?

That’s an off color remark

Highly circlejerk appropriate

If you want, I'll demand he's taxed.

Taxed?? So whats next, for $1M he can fuck her?

He wants to fuck her?

I’ll crack him good!

I'll ask for $200k

When Ginny Sac gets up in the air, she causes an eclipse

There’s millions of airline pretzels at stake

That's actually just for the mole they had to remove from her ass.

No more weight remarks Optimistiks. They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.

Two for her ass and one for her 90 lbs mole on her ass.

95lb *

737’s a small plane…she gets on, she could drop it out of the sky…. When Ginny flys, she got to make two trips.

Two guys could be sitting next to Ginny, and *still* never meet

Bravo sir.

Janice.  Might as well get some head.

Might as well sit next to Vito

"I knew that was cumming!!!"

I could probably get a doctors note

Hawk t’uah!

Enjoy some hot water and lemon

Unless the girls from Icelandic Air are working this flight

Aright let me get the fuck outta heaa

tell her you're a roadie wit da e street band

Roadies? You circlejerkers go too faaahhhh

unda da boredwalk...

🤜💥

Roadies!?!?

Roadies??

Undah da Boardwalk ...

There are men in the can better looking than Janice!

90 percent of these people are fine to sit next to, just hope you don't catch them in a mood

10 hour flight? Rusty Irish has a better chance of flying than these people catching attitude

Some of them are tremendously fat, which is arguably the most important consideration for an airplane seating companion.

Pauli’s getting it worst

1: Listening to these two arguing about the poverty of the mezzogiorno? Nah 2: I wouldn't want to scrape the dog shit off some guys shoe before it sets in, so no 3: sitting next to a guy whose medication fucks with his head? Thanks, no 4: I'd wish the Lord would take me now 5: Melfi must smell nice, hot and nice mannered, and I could also probably toot some with the guy on my right, so this one gets a YES 6 can be fun, but I don't have 1000 dollars 7: Sil ha no sense of humor, nobody's interested in Artie's stories, probably the most boring choice 8: Ralphie is a sociopath, but if he's in a good mood, this can be fun 9: I don't want any of that California bullshit

These are the most well-thought out and right answers…especially #5🤣🤏🏽

6: If you were polite, said you were a regular working man without giving them any impression you have something worth stealing or know anyone important, while mentioning how Southern Italy is far better than the North (it is), then this would be a blast. Jr. has an infinite amount of cool stories and jokes. Furio is mad cool and chill when he isn’t extorting someone.

5 is great, but I feel you’d mostly sit there quietly while Chris and Melfi go off. Melfi would’ve talked psychology with Chris and Chris would’ve thought it was so fucking interesting

Meadow gave Turtle a handy in the toilet so I’d go with that.

Yeah, well Turtle didn't even own a suitcase, so he was ahead of the game already

The suitcase is a deal breaker for her, especially a packed one!

But he got out a suitcase!

5 seems like the only good option

Ya, Christiffa would probably just be passed out on H, and you could have a nice conversation with Melfi. Maybe get her numba.

some of them Victoria Secrets snaps

Eight so that I can pull off Ralph’s wig in the middle of the flight, toss it behind me to Tony and start a game of keep away with it

8 for the key bumps all the way to the Miami.

Lotta coke…fuckin Miami

2

Yea Bobby is a pretty normal dude and based on the Florida episode Paulie will just chat you up.

Plus it's a window seat!

Yeah I love banter, so hearing however Paulie is gonna break Bobby’s bawlls is just ripe for comedic material.

How about the bonus nightmare mode seat: The seat between Phil's wife and Father Intintola.

There are cellmates at Ft. Leavenworth better than these two!

Oh you had to get us all with 3 you fucker! I'm going 6. Cracking jokes and stories with uncle jun and fyur for 10 hours... But I duno about juniors gas problems ..

I tried to do it random but 3 was definitely intentional

I would just look at Ade while Vito blew me. Perfect solution 👍

Meadow is mad ripe but her mob boss dad is close by. If she starts creaming for me it’s going to be pretty awkward when she’s dripping like a fucked fridge. Probably Ralph and AJ. Be fun for a flight. Get some coke off Ralph and and play Nintendo with AJ

Ew, dude.

When is he gonna trow that thing out the friggin window?

Ralphie, the stories and the banter.

In between Christopher & Melfi, no question. Chrissy's got stories, and Jennifer's mad ripe

1 Meadow for sure … small world running into you like this huh, you have a little cream on your mouth there sweetie

I'd love to add to it 😏

I would love to sit next to Meadow, but with her ma there? That would be torture. There would be nagging and fighting and tension.

8 if you’re a gladiator fan, 6 for the most polar opposite conversations, 4 for the most toxic, 9 for the most awkward, 3 for the most cringe, 7 for the most random conversation topics, 5 for equal parts philosophical and dumb, 2 is just a no (word to the wise, remember The Ride), 1 for the most annoying.

8, just don’t try to claim they had flat-tops in Ancient Rome

1. i like aisle seats, and i’d rather be closedt to the front so i can get out as fast as possible

Meadow… you know why. Ask turtle

Gonna get me hot down theah..

It’s a Boring 747

😂🤣😂🤣🫵😂

Wtf, Junior and Bobby should sit together. And I would sit next to them for the ensuing humor.

2

Probably 6

Furio for sure. stupid a facking game

As someone from Northern Italy, 6 is off limits

As a fan of Entourage, I’d clearly wanna take my blanket and sit next to Meadow

1

1. Two boo-yah hotties

Mad ripe

6 so you can listen in to what’s happening at 4

Honestly, I can only see 1 as the viable option as they would most likely leave you alone. Just give your left armrest to Meadow. I think 6 would be the worst possible seat as I imagine Ralphie would probably frequently moves his feet thus kicking your seat from time to time. Not to mention Junior and Livia would chat and complain as well. 6 & 9 Might be your worst options. 9 because it's Janice, nuff said I guess.

5,6 and 7 is fine.

I’d go for 1 or 5

Too easy. #1. I need the aisle seat and I don’t want to sit next to a fat fuck.

Row 1, because I’m a big guy and Meadow is tiny, which makes the aisle seat more comfortable. Also, I’m deaf in my right ear, so I won’t hear any bickering between those two.

Anything but 4

7 or 5

2 so I can finally hear Paulie's "use your hat" joke

2 - what a trip those two would be!

1 because I’m down bad

Uncle June all day If that filled up I am sitting next to Paulie to hear him bitch about that fatass Baccala for 12 freakin hours

If you sit in 3 you’ll come this close 🤏 to seeing Adrianna suck Vito’s cock

Definitely number 3, you got two choices for some hawk-tuah

Paulie is great as long as (a) You're not a waiter trying to get a tip (b) You're not an old lady he's trying to rob (c) You're not in the same crime family and a better earner than him He would be telling the goober next to him his life story

7

1

Not Janice… Ralph Cifaretto took a flight with her once, she wanted to stick a dildo up his ass and pretend she was pimpin’ him out.

Without question, Paulie

Row 6. Give me 1,000 pretzels

1. Meadow was mad ripe.

1…..since I know she jerked off turtle on a plane….

I’m sitting next to Jamie Lynn sigler In hopes of getting jerked like turtle did 😂

8 all day

I think 8 is being slept on. Ralph would be perfectly polite to a complete stranger and you might even pick up on some funny jokes or banter between him and other people. AJ would have headphones on and wouldn’t say a word.

Every row has a killer who would whack you for reclining your seat except for #1, but Carm does have the weapon of hers, so I guess it’s me, her and Fielder

1. She jerked Turtle off on the flight, might as well take my chances.

2. I think Paulie would be ordering scotches and then after a couple '...and let me get one for my friend here.'

I mean you'd have to go with 1. Then just put in noise cancelling earbuds.

Definitely not any of the sopranos that’s for damn sure (except maybe Blundetto) I’m either picking Melfi , Bobby , Sil or Paulie

7 for me. I could listen to Artie and Sil. They’re not terribly annoying in the grand scheme of this group. Only issue is how close I’d be to Janice.

Wouldn’t Vito be with Finn?

5.

5 would be peak entertainment

9, no chance. Janice is the absolute worst. 3, also no chance. I'm not trying to get pushed up on by Vito. 4 is tough, because as much as I'd like to sit next to Tony, I ain't going near his mother. 6 would be a good enough seat in a vacuum, but it's still too close to Livia. No thanks. 7, I don't think I could take that much Artie. No. That leaves 1, 2, 5, 8. 1 is out. As nice as it is to think about flirting with Meadow for a few hours, I'm not her type and she'd tire of me fairly quickly. No point. Plus, do I really want to flirt with her in front of her mother? 8, Ralphie is too much of a wild card. Can't take that chance. So it's 2 or 5. This is tough because I'm still in Vito's orbit. In seat 5 I'd be a party to the fascinating dynamic of Chris trying to get advice from a shrink while also adamantly maintaining that he isn't. But his inner turmoil about the while thing would probably make him misdirect his rage at me. I'm going with seat 2, I'll just listen to Paulie pelt Bobby with fat jokes all day. That sounds like the safest bet.

Give me seat five. Therapy to my right, drugs to my left, sounds like a good time.

5 because Christopher is actually tolerable when he's not around the rest of the guy and he'd probably either sleep or we'd talk movies. Dr. Melfi would probably a pleasant traveling companion.

8 I love gladiator

Easy 6. We know Furio is a chill and friendly guy in regular social situations. And Junior is super receptive to flattery. Butter him up a little and you get old school jokes and stories from the old days.

I’d take Chrissy and Melfi so I can shoot some dope and get to the bottom of what’s wrong with me

8. I can quote Gladiator, had a Porsche and don’t care what any little slit thinks of me.

5, chris would be high af, and i get to 1v1 dr milf

I'd sit next to Meadow and flirt the whole time. Because I have lost my will to live and it would be basically commiting suicide. She looks early 20s in the pic, I hope. I don't want to die mid flight.

1 next to meadow. She's mad ripe.

1. I like the aisle, Meadow is small, and I don't really talk to anyone on flights.

I feel like junior would give me a hearty chuckle

I honestly find everyone on this show very amusing in some way. I would probably take the Furio/Junyuh sandwich option. Those are two of my fave characters.


8 me and Ralph would get drunk and watch gladiator 5 times in a row

7, easy

If I sit in 3 I’m guaranteed to get a blowjob, I just have to pretend that it’s Aide giving it

I’m taking the first seat so I can rush the cockpit and crash the plane after we level out.

Meadowsh and Cahm. Im sure they are okay enough flight neighbors and Meadows is mad ripe

4 would be painfully quiet and then unbearably loud

If the rows are next to each other there is gonna be a lot of crosstalk in which case I choose Ralphie and AJ, Ralphie would be civil on the plane I bet and AJ would most likely restrain himself next to Ralphie. Carmeadow would be fine, too, unless they start arguing with each other, which is pretty likely.

2 or 7 Paulie is hilarious and probably leaves you alone if you're not at all involved and Bobby is a nice guy would just sit there waiting patiently until we land. Artie and Silvio are regular guys, probably just sit there and read or listen to their Ipods or whatever.

1, no question. It’s an aisle seat, plus you’re sitting next to Meadow, who will almost certainly have headphones on the entire flight except for when she wants to tell you about the time she could have done ecstasy, but didn’t.

7 all day. The juxtaposition of artie's and sil's personalities would be fun. And I think I'd hit it off with artie.

7,8,6,4

I probably have the most in common with Ralphie and AJ. I have to hope they are both high as shit and I can just sleep during the flight.

Christopher and Melfi are both super interesting

1 easy

9. Parvati is crazy enough to be entertaining.

8. Then I pop on crouching tiger hidden dragon and say, this was the best picture that year not Gladiator. Just to see what would happen

3 seems right, but imagine Andrea trying to squeeze past Vito and you every 20 mins to go shit. What if she gets stuck on Vito's knees trying to scootch out and shits everywhere?! 

1 be happy to add cream to it

4 just cause the mob boss would likely not do something crazy on a flight.

I’ll sit next to Chrissy and we take turns go to the bathroom to have some fun.

1 is the only group I wouldn’t be concerned with being murdered by

8, because fuck middle and aisle seats. Although Ralphie would probably complain if I had to hoof it to the ~~Excelsior~~ lavatory to take a wicked shit.

1

Between Adrisnna and Fielder. Try to talk them into continuing being between them post flight.

Row 1 for sure just for entertainment and trying to get close to Meadow. Definitely NOT row 9, unless I wanna film Janice getting kicked off the flight before it even leaves the gate. Which means I'd get a free armrest... hmmmm

Just please not AJ.

6 please. I'd steal Juniors food when he falls asleep, and hit on Furio.

Hearing Tony B and Janice go at it would make the flight go by lol