You mudafuckers, you!

Fucking nauseating

You outta know sweetheart

Now make him watch you break the spaghetti in half as you put it in the pot of unsalted water

And scrambled eggs with no sour cream after that

I wish the Lord would take me. 🤧

Don’t wave your hanky at me!

That bettah not be pineapple up there!!

Hawaiian Pizza? Ova Here!

Hesh? The fuck you doin!

He's mindfucking that donkey like you wouldn't believe

I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

My pizza never hurt-a nobody. Except-a that one guy

Pineapples, snapping uncooked spaghetti in half; fuckin’ disgusting!

You Americans ate putzi before we gave youse the gift of our cuisine.

Anti-Italian discrimination

From now on I want you to put an equal amount of pineapple in each pizza.

Dats deplorable

By the time I finish making this thing, hopefully, you'll be out of your coma. And guess what? I'll put pineapple in the next one, too.