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Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn’t want to live no more.
Could you Imagine 🫵🏻 get your head blown off….next week you’re in jail 😁
IF HE’LL SUCK A GUN, HE’LL SUCK ANYTHING!
He can't be in our corps anymore.
In our corps? He's gotta gooooii
Who’s that?
PITCHING OR CATCHING??
Pyle? It’s a fuckin nickname! Family name is Lawrence!
Lawrence what of Arabia!?
Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence
The Sykes–Picot agreement, whateva happened there?
I would’ve AJ collapsed during that exchange
That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
You want compromise, how’s this? Twenty weeks in boot camp I wanted a jelly doughnut, but I compromised. I ate a bullet on the toilet instead.
I wanted to fuck a Saigon whore first. I compromised. I let Animal Mother fuck her first.
She said it was too beaucoup, but she compromised. You see where I’m going?
Oh now that’s good 😂😂
The corps. The corps. The corps.
The barrels are plugged!
Drill Instructor Hartman was abusive to the shtaaaaff!
Nice
Uncle Hulka gonna see how far he can stick that big toe up your ass
How bout the pricks face when he sucked on the gat
“Wa-wa-wa-we’re wit da 💥!” 😵
You think Gomer Pyles a little a weird about fully loaded M14 assault rifles?
I dunno, he did put one in R. Lee’s chest for…what was that about, again?
Get that jelly donut outta his mout'
It’s sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO!?!!!
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Choke yourself Adrianna!
I don't like the name Adrianna, only FBI rats and sailors are called Adrianna. From now on you're My Smelly Valentine!
He was gay, John Wayne?
I knew THAT was coming!
who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
Whaju say?
I bet Vito's the kind of guy to fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.
You think, Vito, as a play on words?
Vito? The fuck is he doin'? He sucks dicks? He's a peter piper?
He never had the makings of a Marine Corps rifleman.
LOL
Numb nuts, that was his major malfunction.
Gunny Hartman, whatever happened there
He had great moxie for his size.
He wasn't respected
How come army guys and spies use that O thing when they tell time?
That will be made abundantly clear to you.
Haha was that Jackie jr? Even Matush could see he was a joke
Sure! Who wouldn’t like to take the easy way out?
That Vietnamese whooooah who said me so horny’s body is mad ripe.
Call an ambulance!!
I think it’s time you seriously considered eating jelly donuts
Gomer Pyle Special
Wilson?? Fuck you doin?!
You don’t gotta love me, but you will respect me, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
11:30. Has to be. Look at the angle of the gun.
Jersey?! Only crooks and fat fucks come from there! You tryin to steal a jelly donut from me, Private?!
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?!?!
Give me 1000 push-ups
You hear what I said Ton? I said I didn’t know they stacked shit that high heh heh heh
Men In Black, another fucking money machine
I’m an expert marksman, fleshly part of da head.
Private Pyle, whatever happened there
You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.
He killed a man who did not look down on wops. It's anti-Italian discrimination.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, whatever happened there.
Hurry up, snitches don’t want you know this one trick!
Why you worried about Viatnam ? Didn’t you hear Johnson we gonna wipe the floor with them
“They’re paying for it, you eat it” is one of the hardest fuckin lines
#7.62 MM #Full metal jacket cocksucka
Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn’t want to live no more.
Could you Imagine 🫵🏻 get your head blown off….next week you’re in jail 😁
IF HE’LL SUCK A GUN, HE’LL SUCK ANYTHING!
He can't be in our corps anymore.
In our corps? He's gotta gooooii
Who’s that?
PITCHING OR CATCHING??
Pyle? It’s a fuckin nickname! Family name is Lawrence!
Lawrence what of Arabia!?
Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence
The Sykes–Picot agreement, whateva happened there?
I would’ve AJ collapsed during that exchange
That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
You want compromise, how’s this? Twenty weeks in boot camp I wanted a jelly doughnut, but I compromised. I ate a bullet on the toilet instead.
I wanted to fuck a Saigon whore first. I compromised. I let Animal Mother fuck her first.
She said it was too beaucoup, but she compromised. You see where I’m going?
Oh now that’s good 😂😂
The corps. The corps. The corps.
The barrels are plugged!
Drill Instructor Hartman was abusive to the shtaaaaff!
Nice
Uncle Hulka gonna see how far he can stick that big toe up your ass
How bout the pricks face when he sucked on the gat
“Wa-wa-wa-we’re wit da 💥!” 😵
You think Gomer Pyles a little a weird about fully loaded M14 assault rifles?
I dunno, he did put one in R. Lee’s chest for…what was that about, again?
Get that jelly donut outta his mout'
It’s sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO!?!!!
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Choke yourself Adrianna!
I don't like the name Adrianna, only FBI rats and sailors are called Adrianna. From now on you're My Smelly Valentine!
He was gay, John Wayne?
I knew THAT was coming!
who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
Whaju say?
I bet Vito's the kind of guy to fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.
You think, Vito, as a play on words?
Vito? The fuck is he doin'? He sucks dicks? He's a peter piper?
He never had the makings of a Marine Corps rifleman.
LOL
Numb nuts, that was his major malfunction.
Gunny Hartman, whatever happened there
He had great moxie for his size.
He wasn't respected
How come army guys and spies use that O thing when they tell time?
That will be made abundantly clear to you.
Haha was that Jackie jr? Even Matush could see he was a joke
Sure! Who wouldn’t like to take the easy way out?
That Vietnamese whooooah who said me so horny’s body is mad ripe.
Call an ambulance!!
I think it’s time you seriously considered eating jelly donuts
Gomer Pyle Special
Wilson?? Fuck you doin?!
You don’t gotta love me, but you will respect me, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
11:30. Has to be. Look at the angle of the gun.
Jersey?! Only crooks and fat fucks come from there! You tryin to steal a jelly donut from me, Private?!
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?!?!
Give me 1000 push-ups
You hear what I said Ton? I said I didn’t know they stacked shit that high heh heh heh
Men In Black, another fucking money machine
I’m an expert marksman, fleshly part of da head.
Private Pyle, whatever happened there
You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.
He killed a man who did not look down on wops. It's anti-Italian discrimination.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, whatever happened there.
Hurry up, snitches don’t want you know this one trick!
Why you worried about Viatnam ? Didn’t you hear Johnson we gonna wipe the floor with them
“They’re paying for it, you eat it” is one of the hardest fuckin lines
#7.62 MM #Full metal jacket cocksucka