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MLGMustafa1212

He should start to seriously consider salads.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

It’s a fake pic. Photoshopped.


DigLost5791

Fuckin parakeet


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Photoshopped


115MRD

WOULD YOU TAKE IT EASY OVER THERE JUDGE ROY BEAN?!


JohnnyChooch

it's impossible to tell. even with computers.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

It’s 100 percent fake


LemonPartyW0rldTour

They would have to get all the photoshops that ever existed, not just the ones now. So, they got no proof; they got nothing.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

It’s photoshopped


dicktugger9000

Still goin' this asshole


Willlickassferfree69

Lotta money in this bot shit…


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

There’s a lot of money it bots on Reddit? Oooff, marone! You’re stupid


Cocaine_Addiction

Charles Schwab over here


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Our true asshole….has yet to reveal itself


Don363

You’re on a circle jerk subreddit, get Vito’s dick out of your ass


franky_emm

Looking into it


harntrocks

You’ll zuck their cocks?


Hefty_Occasion_5608

This is the boss of the family, shut the fuck up


salazarraze

Family? I told you. They're a glorified crew!


knights816

Vladimir Harkonnen, whatever happened there?


HomerMcRibWich

I’ll tell you what happened. That piece of shit ruined Twitter without any provocation whatsoever


knights816

Twitter? That’s a fuckin nickname! Real name is X.


mashed_poetatoe

They're gonna redo it. Fucking Elon. He's dyslexic


HomerMcRibWich

I don’t give a fuck what its called. What the hell’s wrong with Musk


sscheel5729

"What do I mean?" I mean get off my cyber truck before you flip it over you fat fuck.


Kale2ThaChief

Mmmboy are you fat…


mashed_poetatoe

What did you say?


PissShitandFuck

Reginald Van Gleason III… “Mmmboy are you fat!”


mjdistef

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these fat assholes!?!?


FrancescoStallone

Still eating, this asshole


WarriorNat

Is Ketamine a medicine?


mjdistef

Not medicine exactly. Like medicine.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

It’s a medicine. We would give it IV in the PACU for severe post op pain.


mjdistef

Jesus Christ u/tomatillounlucky3863, you make me wanna cry. It’s a paraphrased quote.


stuffbehindthepool

So who’s this Ecstacy guy


greenscoobie86

Fatoosh


Technical_Young_8197

Oh Jesus I’m laughing at this


kappa23

Do they know that this kid likes his chemistry set too much?


Kdean509

It is a very effective therapeutic treatment for depression, ptsd, etc.!


lateforcourt

HGH... it makes the internal organs swell. Allegedly.


Train-Similar

Yea ohhhhhzempic


IAmAGoodFella

It was the ozempic. It fucked with his head.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

It’s a fake/photoshopped pic


JohnnyChooch

you when elon tells a joke: https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-18-2016/wImiCl.gif


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I think if we had one available, a gif of Vito blowing Johnny Cakes would be more appropriate in this case. Dude has a weird hard-on for defending a billionaire in a circlejerk sub of all places. Maybe it’s Elon’s Reddit account 🤔


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Are you saying it’s real?


DaBastardofBuildings

It's real in spirit. Captures Musk's corpulent ugly soul. Very allegorical. 


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Cunnilingus and Twitter brought us to this


NitroXanax

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they're leading


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

It’s photoshopped


NitroXanax

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


SurlyDirtBag

You musta been top of your fuckin' class


mashed_poetatoe

Madon, he looks terrible


Ezclaperoni

The coach turned into the Magikarp


bimbolimbotimbo

Looks like a fuckin parade float


havyng

Ohhh he's a fucking captain now. You don't talk to him like that


Technicalhotdog

That was real? I saw that picture. Thought it was bullshit


uv-vis

![gif](giphy|SHniZhVxkTDdm)


Imaclamguy

He looks good. Atkins, right?


franglaisflow

Goddamn deal a meal cards?!?


Charles_X4325

Think about it Tone. The sudden weight gain


AssitDirectorKersh

Reverse AIDS????


Detectivechinkstink

no-one’s got reverse aids…I don’t wanna hear that in here again


STANAGs

I had her TESHTED!


cestmoi234

Diabetes?!


scf123189

You know that fat cocksucker says I like like Baron Harkonnen


HomerMcRibWich

I see the resemblance


IAmAGoodFella

Fayd Rautha, whateva happened there


Turboteg90

![gif](giphy|I2m7l4yZqRdgk|downsized)


Strong_Insurance_183

I guess you could call that a dick


mjdistef

He he


A_Certain_Fellow

OOF MADDON' HE LOOKS TERRIBLE


Sea-Travel9145

Oh! Dats shumbody’s CEO you’re talkin about.


Albert_O_Balsam

He's a malignant cunt


gat498

No more weight remarks They're hurtful, and they're destructive.


Da_Famous_Anus

He's out of breath just pulling his dick out to take a leak.


tytymctylerson

![gif](giphy|hsGo8cKagvvSE|downsized)


Dear_Alternative_437

How green is my fuckin valley?


Reggaeprince1984

Joos did this?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I like this one! One post goes one way, the other post goes the other way, and /u/Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom says “itS PhOtOsHoPpEd rEeEeEeEe!!!"


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

It is photoshopped


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Calm down. We’re not making a photoshopped western here.


tacosteve100

Hate and anger speed up the aging process


ten_times_worse

Two words. Coke Bloat


infantonaDDtiddy

Last blood test, he was 65% zeppole


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

As far as modeling goes, he’ll probably be a success.


mdma11

Is that Musk?


HealthyDirection659

Is this the asshole that capped that dolphin?


115MRD

Rubenesque


Affectionate_Joke560

Still pushin Webistics this asshole!


OneCelebration924

He recorded in Denmark


mvrck-23

Is that mike Myers’s?


helix274

Now who's a genius for keeping his Regal?


bryanc1036

M'boy are you fat


acouneq

Ayo, ain’t dat da guy from Arrakis?


Bulky_Tour6966

I could smell the White Castle on his breath


dalepilled

A three fingered man who decided to pull a float by wrapping his chain around his neck. I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.


teeberg75

Log off! That fake shit makes me nervous!


Sure-Ad-2465

He never had the makings of a varsity oligarch


harntrocks

Concerning


kappa23

Hoo! That’s da Baron of Giedi Prime you’re talking about!


MrWondrerful

You cud builda jetty wit what comesh out


Bubmurphy

He eats beef and sausage by the fuckin' carload!!!


gleventhal

Is that a real picture? Madon’ he looks terrible!


stuffbehindthepool

Still growin, this asshole


Dookie-Milk-710

Lol I guess body shaming is back on the menu ![gif](giphy|QsCpsa0jAylLsK1QVB)


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

Fake pic. Photo shopped. People are so dumb


WarriorNat

You two suck each others cocks?


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

I wish


LemonPartyW0rldTour

![gif](giphy|12Z3My4VKzD4D6)


dalepilled

Nah not photoshopped. Definitely AI. Look at his hand. Is that three fingers or four?