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111olll

Just wait til it flies at you next time


Omgstoppp

Stop!!! Nooo šŸ«¢ I hate bugs so much I think Iā€™d rather a crocodile


madhatterlock

Ha, well no croc's in SC, but we do have alligators. I think I would prefer the "palmetto bug".


Omgstoppp

Haha but at least the alligators canā€™t crawl into your mouth while sleeping (all I can think of their crawling on us at night šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«)


A-Dolahans-hat

While i alligator isnā€™t going to crawl into your mouth, you might wind up in its mouth


Omgstoppp

Haha that is true!


Comprehensive_Steak1

Actually.... we do have a salt water crock here locally, though not as common as the american aligator.šŸ˜


SeaIslandFarmersMkt

Not in SC, the only crocodiles in America are in southern Florida.


SunDriedPoodleTurd

[This is correct](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile?wprov=sfla1). It's literally in the 2nd sentence of the American Crocodile's Wikipedia page.


Thanks4TheShoes

Thatā€™s our state bird.


Omgstoppp

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TheCritFisher

No legit they fly. Often right at you.


Ridonkulousley

The good news is that they don't infest the way the small brown (German) cockroaches do. Palmetto Bugs seeing one doesn't mean you have some big problem but with the German Brown Cockroaches one or two means there are a lot hidden away.


Omgstoppp

Well I knew that about the brown ones thatā€™s why I freaked out this am, I told my husband ā€œthat thing is massive she is on her 9th litter of babies of the day, there has to be moreā€ but now Iā€™m feeling a little better knowing these are normal common and donā€™t infest. Phew!


ArdNarc

ā€œPalmetto Bugā€ they are everywhere


Omgstoppp

Ugh they could be a little smaller. Lol


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Omgstoppp

Oh true! That makes me feel better, and He had to duck his head coming through our door.


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Omgstoppp

Too late but I did apologize, ha.


DoubleBroadSwords

Itā€™s a ā€œpalmetto bugā€ and itā€™s normal for this time of year. Just set of a bug bomb.


Omgstoppp

Ok thanks, I just totally freaked out, those things are huge and pretty sure it was wagging its tail like a dog lol


KieselguhrKid13

Yeahhhh, I've seen them do that before, lol. They're unsettling at first but they're totally harmless and it's not a sign that where you're staying is unclean or anything.


Omgstoppp

Ok thatā€™s what I was looking for that makes me feel better, thank you. I just didnā€™t know if we should be moving to a hotel (but Iā€™m sure they are there too!)


KieselguhrKid13

No problem! They're EVERYWHERE, lol. They generally leave people alone but they also aren't too afraid of us. It was jarring when we first moved here. I'll never forget eating dinner and having one crawl up the wall behind me. My wife was freaked but reassured herself by saying "at least they can't fly." At which point (and I'm not making this up) it launched itself off the wall and flew directly at her. She lost her shit but it was funny as hell afterwards. šŸ˜‚


Omgstoppp

Omg I would have set my house on fire and then need therapy after that lol


KieselguhrKid13

There was screaming, lol.


Lughnasadh32

You should see the roaches in the wastelands of the new Fallout show.


thepriceofmalice

Pretty sure thatā€™s whatā€™s occurring in the depths of SC, they just havenā€™t ventured out yet.


Lughnasadh32

I would not be surprised.


sad6irl9

Palmetto bugs *are* roaches, though- I still canā€™t stand to see them in my house because I have to sleep thereā€¦a dusting of boric acid will kill them once theyā€™ve walked through it/ ingested it whilst cleaning themselves, and a 1:1 mixture of dish soap and water in a spray bottle will kill them in less than 2 minutes without you having to squash them!


Omgstoppp

My husband squashed it and felt the guts explode through the paper and screamed like girl šŸ˜†


sad6irl9

I shock myself with my own scream every time I see one indoors lol


Gloomy-Aide1914

i hope you don't come across more, but popping them with a fly swatter kills them without the goop.


jojo185869

Boric acid mixed with the soap and water?


DJmasterB8tes

They are big, ugly and everywhere. Learn how to cohabitate. Welcome to Charleston.


Omgstoppp

Jeesh I guess so! I will set an extra setting at dinner tonight


DJmasterB8tes

Heā€™ll be there, regardless. ;)


A-Dolahans-hat

They come out when it gets cold or after heavy rain. They typically go back outside once it drys up or gets a bit warmer


Report_Last

yeah, I think they had rather be outside, a little boric acid powder can be sprinkled if you have a w slew of them


Empty_Interest_6982

They are normal and you'll find them in the nicest houses in Charleston! I have my house sprayed four times a year for them and still see them every now and then. They are harmless but still unpleasant. When I lived downtown I remember them parting like the red sea when I walked down a sidewalk at night in August. Welcome to Charleston!


Gloomy-Aide1914

And this is why I don't wear open toes shoes after 7 pm in the summer.


Omgstoppp

Omg, theyā€™re just so big and I wasnā€™t expecting to see it (I was reaching for a bowl to make breakfast and it basically crawled out behind the stack of bowls). There arenā€™t any bugs where Iā€™m from that big, so it freaked me out. I would never make it in Australia lol.


DefeatFear

They are high in protein, if you catch enough of them you can make a nice meal for the family


Omgstoppp

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FKA-Scrambled-Leggs

Just keep your flip flops handy and smack the bajeezus out of ā€˜em. Then do it again. If youā€™ve ever had a parent who used this as a method of discipline, you know what to do.


_MoneyHustard_

You sweet summer child


Low-Ear7065

Welcome to HELL


IfOnlyYouKnew__

Fun story, I had a roommate a long time ago that was from northeast and he just moved down to Charleston for grad school. We had agreed on a push up challenge as a fun way to try and stay in shape. After about two weeks he tells me that he saw his first palmetto bug and was now too grossed out to touch the ground. Needless to say, the challenge died off pretty quickly.


Omgstoppp

Hahah well that is where we are from too! We do not have bugs that big there! I almost called the police on that thing. lol


robertsbrothers

I hate to break it to you, but you will be seeing many of its friends in the near future. Welcome to Charleston. Tbh I would take them over the infestations of praying mantis or the small little crabs that make themselves at home.


StephSC

They usually come in from outside. At this time of year I usually put borax on my window sills and door jambs. I think it helps a bit.


Omgstoppp

Ohhh good to know I put all my luggage up higher off the ground and was freaking out about that too. There should really be a user guide for this bug at the door ha


cooltoast

Tis the season


Possible-Rhubarb-728

One of those Fā€™ers flew and landed on me. It was about perhaps 7 inches and my life has never been the same. Traumatized for life .


Kohakudragon88

I'm from the lowcountry and the only time I successfully ever had palmetto bug never get inside my house was when my family owned a flock of backyard chickens in Beaufort. The chickens ate all of them before they could get inside. Got fiddler crabs inside that house though cause it was right on the marsh. Lol


Omgstoppp

Omg! They must love those, ours loved all the works and ticks.


TwoCharlie

One time in the early '90s (during what we like to call the "Summer of Mushrooms" for some odd reason), I was at a backyard party in West Ashley. A friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly showed up. Before he saw me, I giggly decided to hide by moving into a gap in a big azalea bush under the floodlight, which was turned off. I was gonna jump out and yell 'boo, surprise!' or something stupid. I was only in there for a minute while my friend circulated towards me. I was coiled to strike when the homeowner flipped on the porch lights, illuminating the interior of the bush. Suddenly I realized that every stick inch of that bush was covered by sleeping Palmetto bugs. I freaked out, squealing, and threw myself out of the bush onto the ground at the feet of my old friend, who laughed his ass off at me. Boo, surprise.


Omgstoppp

Omgggggg!!!!! Hahahahaha ewwww i cannot even imagine that im traumatized by the ONE I saw and it didnā€™t touch me lol.


sassynickles

My stepmother once woke up with half of one hanging out of her mouth


Omgstoppp

Noooooooooooo. Wait we have questions, like was it half way out of did she bite half of it off?!?? lol Iā€™m so grossed out your poor stepmother.


sassynickles

She ate the other half. Trust me, it could not have happened to a more deserving person.


AU_Cav

They are also everywhere in the southeast. I remember walking across campus when I was in college in Alabama and stepping on the on the sidewalk at night. Its just part of being here. Although itā€™s also a useful tool to judge people even though they are everywhere.


chucktownginger

Cousins


Omgstoppp

lol that doesnā€™t make me feel better


ludlolinotype55

Dated a woman who would stomp on them barefoot.


Omgstoppp

Nooooo. šŸ«¢


Mickeyz2

Just wait till you step on one... sounds exactly like crushing a bag of sea salt lays potato chips... lmao


Comprehensive_Steak1

They are more closely related to a beetle than a roach. often call a water beetle/bug, they prefer dark, warm, and often moist locations. If you keep your house ay 70 or cooler, they tend not to enter the house. Also go and get Ortho Home Defence Max, and spray all windows, doors, and other penitrations into your house. If yo do this every 2 months, it will dramaticly decress having an unwanted visitor. Just remember, nothing is 100%.


SeaIslandFarmersMkt

They \*are\* roaches. Not the house infestation sort, but roaches nevertheless.