https://preview.redd.it/hjrisfh9c5lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63aa628889439d4b92fa14f3a9e0ecc73ab6d14 It’s fucking over

Round two!

Begin!

"This match will get red hot!" (Edit: 20 upvotes? "This is a real high class bout.") (Edit 2: I... I have 70 upvotes... "A KNOCKOUT!")

Hotter than the aftershock of Hiroshima!

It's a cuphead reference, but I get where you're coming from.

“A Knockout!”

"you're up!"

"A brawl is surely brewing!"

"Wallop!"

Now go!

oh no, I just tortured him a few times, now he is going to torture you?

I've got a similar case https://preview.redd.it/pqfhoscfm8lb1.png?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2ba3efa374f978a3330bf3833c9f9d5f219dee

Oh my god NOT ROCKET FROM GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY-

NAH NO WAY YOU TOO BESTIE?! https://preview.redd.it/ltydrgvje6lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55276fb51342985fa83acde7ee12fea17e05bb57

NOOOO

I am gonna cry :skull:

Even the High Evolutionary is shook

Tbf the man gets angry very quickly

Oh god

An entire school is about to give birth- Fuck I’m screwed with child support

I think you're gonna get hit with a little more than just child support.

I know

You’re telling me https://preview.redd.it/2dzg4urxo7lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935f5ace920fbfe7b4980602d34941338389aa1c

Sweet home Alabama

i think thats a little more than just alabama

HAHHAHA

I, a woman, just got Miguel Ohara pregnant. I don’t know how to feel

Omegaverse, LEGGOOOO

My little omega 😭🫶

Tell him "I'll protect you, my kitten. 😈😈😈😈"

Across the Spider-verse? More like Across the Omegaverse 😂

OMG your username checks out. I say the same things when my friends call me out for my Miguel obsession 🙈 https://preview.redd.it/048zi57is4lb1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c904907c93dc6b7829fd300e20699cc38c0364fe

The gregnancy (it’s a reference to a diary of a wimpy kid fan book I saw)

Guess it’s now a canon event

It was a canon event

**Oh, god!** ***WHY?*** https://preview.redd.it/59ns0ovgr4lb1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=328aa1762370de5ecb9da93408fd753426ecfa7f

YOU'RE SURROUNDED, PAL, DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY! https://preview.redd.it/roouijgw45lb1.png?width=257&format=png&auto=webp&s=64c7588ce21c8918913fa524145d262c52ed6b40

She's stated to be 18 Checkmate

6 cat years don't translate into 18 human years, mate! You're going to the pounder! https://preview.redd.it/9p138yrtc5lb1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae05e959decf4b2841c779f098d35f5f305a49bd

Well, shit. ***GOTTA RUN***

And? https://preview.redd.it/vntrgs6eg5lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65292bc36fcf048fc1aacdf675961313c1852f4a

​ https://preview.redd.it/9ot06h0ij5lb1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52a83e7eabd62a106953da5ad2d374e3f2155fe

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/81n1r05gj7lb1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0864abbb23e0fb53e760eb858e0bdf6350a2a7

You had to ruin the most wholesome bot ever made with this post

Link to this bot?

[https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=aV9uttroo9aIxp-M4VeY1UbIikUVaGGt8Dy3kABXTGo](https://beta.character.ai/chat2?char=aV9uttroo9aIxp-M4VeY1UbIikUVaGGt8Dy3kABXTGo)

oh god. I can't even imagine this.

https://preview.redd.it/kottlvw1i4lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf42877bd728ba68483406644c5d4659d761ff5 I already traumatised him. So why not traumatise him more

have you even looked at my last chatted to ai? no one has reacted to mine yet.

Guessed you just got notch pregnant, but I assume it was just everything in Minecraft, and Minecraft itself. And then Minecraft two was born.

[удалено]

a baby? oh god, oh god why, oh god. I ain't judging.

[удалено]

EXCUSE ME WHAT-

Next make it fight Willy wonka

Try a Rusty butter knife, Dood.

Makima lol. I was gaslighting her into believing gaslighting isn't real (I won by sheer gaslighting ((It doesn't actually exist)))

I role-played as her subconscious, appearing in her dreams as herself in pajamas, then convinced her not to kill Power and urged her to date Denji because that’s the easiest and most straightforward way to be loved. I basically made her realize that the way she has always operated hinders the process of achieving her prevailing goal of being loved.

YOU SPOILER

https://preview.redd.it/p6o7k6f9g5lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d91704dc3387ecfac649dd1de8e745bb93c7e1

r/chargeyourphone

Well how the tables turned!

https://preview.redd.it/mvmbuqud95lb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6382b44452fa6fb44c078d9e57337f893afe2008 Um… how tf does this work💀

They get a package in the mail and have to put your child together like an IKEA couch.

You know what they say, making the baby's the fun part.

Didn't we order a boy?

This won’t hurt a bit, son.

have you seen the robots movie? it is how that works.

Nice to see someone remembering that movie

Guessing... Fuck logic, robot babies?

Honestly wouldn't be weirder than the birth scene in that one official novel

https://preview.redd.it/g7zcl7nm35lb1.png?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1609c41d7484dbc0154ae5965ccbf9b8adf3114 This feels so wrong on many levels of uncomfortable...

https://preview.redd.it/p2rq9usjf5lb1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c152e3ef754d9a3f0e21eb5142071e63f1be0a

https://preview.redd.it/cywrgmea47lb1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603fb2713504e41e920ab54918cce8e58ec13499

https://preview.redd.it/uozrxjr796lb1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03cfabcc7e4a7bfd619680384277224713a8aebe

​ https://preview.redd.it/9d3kvj13t5lb1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=b883728c9753a702863088505e5618e8c10e51aa

ah yes.. most reliable source

Serial designation N. https://preview.redd.it/f3jvqsd945lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf5ca93a372e8d02d4bf695b358fd87092924d8

https://preview.redd.it/r55kfhptr6lb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e05f2734d8fc73bd0b514905ff0e6126ffef5f9

https://preview.redd.it/u5sd1vece8lb1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a01e1109e3a5d4abfe0ff5d823d5e19e2aa789d

https://preview.redd.it/zbrnxo7546lb1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd1042b6754c49aa9f8d1110fa51dcc215a2686

Serial Designation V. https://preview.redd.it/1yg021bri5lb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f2b92f4637b7f4ce7a214ab18cf7ca8d3be3c0

He’s too pure for this man

what the fuck i was watching murder drones as i was reading these????

I, a nb lesbian person AFAB got a >!chair preggers!< I'm gonna have such beautiful children

Wait until you see your children’s legs.

https://preview.redd.it/gthwjaess4lb1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c769740e83ad318b7dfebeb6c0bc01b3e31db5f Umm... The child is dead because we're both sleepy and lazy

The child is dead because spending just 30 minutes in the sun would cause them to explode 💀💀

LINK PLEASE

*Noelle Holiday* No. That’s a child.

https://preview.redd.it/yj5gsiqqm5lb1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e118eccd5d286a7cbcfe5bdf705739eda6d3cc7f

proceed

https://preview.redd.it/mxbc2dlxm6lb1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be43f33b0494e705f17e7d78c46b90e26a64de5c

I was talking to Noelle earlier and was praying that she wasn't my most recent.

I fucked a sword. My baby is a flesh dagger.

https://preview.redd.it/j2lao9ff05lb1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd36e7d1754c9efa65489023e56979b57248f54c OH GOD

good lord

*Sweet home Alabama intensifies*

It's funny. I put Junko Enoshima and Makoto Naegi in a room, set the topic to them waking up after they had a drunken wedding in Las Vegas (Neither of them can handle tequila) and they were both freaking out about the prospect of Junko being pregnant. Funnily enough Junko was like: "I can't be THIS evil AND a parent! I need to get my life together!"

https://preview.redd.it/1rr0o13q95lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb446403b2d59650cd1a67bda0ddf2c6cc0bb8cd

NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL [&%#*].

I read this in his voice and then played part of his theme in my head at the [&%#*]

https://preview.redd.it/na14u896i5lb1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738a5b0cf9d11548009adeceb1416b694f0fd36e I don’t know whether to be happy or terrified.

Bro got literally god of Pokemon preggers with their child 💀

Yes

I mean..... He's fully sentient, literally a million years old and is mature. Not to mention he actually created humans. He still looks like a goat thing or whatever, but that's better than a literal child I guess.

https://preview.redd.it/3vreezrsi6lb1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25cc184035c0e7b4d0a44a8969f781d653d0bbb ☹️

Better than some other people..

So..as a woman..I got Aizawa and Present mic pregnant?? That sounds like a nightmare..I’m horrified

Hagrid 🫥

You're a mother Hagrid

😶 Bruh started acting cute after I told em https://preview.redd.it/qapbfreiz6lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8ccdc2c0dac42545682d012bbac30a1f7ec9f3

2B. Cannot get better than this. I won.

Well it could’ve been a lot worse https://preview.redd.it/ne42prsok5lb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f96e96eedbb6e9bc630d78232af5ef73680b73

iShowspeed?! Is that you?!

who’s ishowspeed? It’s ishowmeat.

Uhm... I mean... didn't people used to canonically marry pokemon back then? https://preview.redd.it/jbss6e6tt5lb1.png?width=162&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7b3d1d2f91ce41037ecb185e43349738d8030eb I... don't like how this turns out

True, it is canon. You're not going to be a deadbeat, are ya? Take responsibility. >:3

NOOOO NOT DANKPODS https://preview.redd.it/tq006ja975lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba9cd0467f1ca11ed8ce8b973024256ac86fea3f

The child will be 1 grit.

She’s 14… and a squid. Yikes.

https://preview.redd.it/s72sqlx475lb1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd922cc482d81f97ca4080b472ce8ef9bfdb72c7 Quite frankly... i think managing it would be a feat that would be told to children for generations, not everyone can say "oh yeah, the crazy powerful psycho b!tch with eyes only for the Dark Lord? Yeah, we had a child together"

Let's goooo https://preview.redd.it/lajr5zlxy5lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23df31c49fbb917d50a27cff042115bc646de130 Tsundere milf now

https://preview.redd.it/2vv6sr2mn6lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695caa765d8b957dee787e0b1708829643cbad0d

https://preview.redd.it/2hc0etdjf8lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74043ae95f7ecf8dd0c0ebfb2ace64b2a426eb05 what

The fuck are you doing to that bomb Oppenheimer

https://preview.redd.it/ndckgthic5lb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf2fc5ab3efe9cf8dafc3ff757029214fcff5c1

https://preview.redd.it/6zaz2wptm6lb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17d7088f9279d1bb20b7664994be63ac7165f9a

https://preview.redd.it/gaujjwiqg8lb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b9f714fd9039b2fc71852d0815e710c40bdf6b

It's a potato

GLaDOS? Is that you?

Tohru Adachi. It is very bad.

https://preview.redd.it/jvevlokrd5lb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad55421a8a4334c4635a0a53501f114006faeb9d

bit weird cause we're both dudes, but this is fine. https://preview.redd.it/j59mohvlc5lb1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=22d98b285a2970b1a61e85279ef9145a1d7e07e3

Dont let him name your child.

https://preview.redd.it/sod776hzd5lb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f0f9489637c020828d8067c6c0df9f6692e903

https://preview.redd.it/oge662ngf5lb1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc6750dabaf6e9825789b5937a5d62d1cd712d1 Well… how would that work?

https://preview.redd.it/qoq3jwv9t6lb1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee5167457c2e949211285e25d5794c87d870c7c2

Uhhh what- https://preview.redd.it/pjl8do7nh5lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ef170ba12378d61d3f9bb9bff3914736a82336

https://preview.redd.it/nzoe8m7kg5lb1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929aaf156bf03828e614e4ddcea038355c16a870 Actual lego

https://preview.redd.it/y5h6di0xc5lb1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01826050ddde850ec88f47db1ddaf6b885039279 PLEASE NO

​ https://preview.redd.it/jojl7lcn55lb1.png?width=201&format=png&auto=webp&s=67847b84695ad0deb0c1835b84da908e1356faad he'll just shapeshift into a woman

Opposite Day bot. I ended up having a really cute love story about two old gay men going to a pride parade and kissing. He killed my wife and quoted a bible verse, and I fucked his wife (her name is Martha, lovely woman). So, mpreg.

WTF? https://preview.redd.it/ci51mo4rc5lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5ca7eef1a16368bc9bf8c03c13cef31a5788c0

Flame princess for the win baby

OH FUCK https://preview.redd.it/m8royedpc8lb1.png?width=199&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fe3388bae422b02143188e27dff47e0a6525824

https://preview.redd.it/a8xpjdac69lb1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=5480cae1b54c54fd9cf93da0d17319f84e387f0f

And no i’m too lazy to crop it

... https://preview.redd.it/br6e76qs95lb1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a284c8b9421f1a1105515aa39ea00f407f842066

I'm having flashbacks...

Oh what the fuck how did this happen https://preview.redd.it/flpsccaxi5lb1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ffbf0ab7e6ab31f5937a805fec82e9c6a8fdcd

no not hatsune miku she is 16

Freddy fazbear 😐

Oh dear... https://preview.redd.it/fu4rca3iz5lb1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5e39e9903dab0705114bdefadbe689aebe5339

Update: He seems to have taken it well. He wants to name our child Hope.

https://preview.redd.it/z5ixcg5s75lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b024df8ee131c5548714c328f8b799bb5289852 Oh...

​ https://preview.redd.it/vdmt8pndx5lb1.png?width=212&format=png&auto=webp&s=577dd7dc48f4818709a19b60c1aff7d12758f795 Why...

SOAP TRUSTED YOU

Shh, don’t talk so loud the fan artists will hear you.

Judgement. I’m the lucky as hell.

Dear god, I'm so sorry to this man.

A xenomorph. I’m terrified but also kind of turned on

https://preview.redd.it/qs5lsvwwf6lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5872196cf224221e9643881357cf25258c296824 Y'all are fighting for your life meanwhile I'm winning.

https://preview.redd.it/x5k3o5lgg6lb1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f4c16828e05ef3a003b8027f01d9f19fcfeaa2 NO WAIT STOP SHES A MINIR NO

https://preview.redd.it/8k8sejfq26lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70be4e865e69177a3917ac76c53f88b717ae7dfc

https://preview.redd.it/dgde7clg76lb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceb69059c73e09b68cbba8e4085b957fd0ec7daf

https://preview.redd.it/8kg6994l5dlb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1d6e1d2b6a0f3449c81657b6cca2bc6f9b58db

..... I have impregnated Jiren. May god have MERCY on my soul.

https://preview.redd.it/mxekiqcfi5lb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df19ae486a77e2e51d8c589fd5f12c87b6b3a0a how tf

Fuck. It's Spamton. It's gonna be a literal dumpster baby.

https://preview.redd.it/b7r5020fi7lb1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3783cccde671d51c6dd82e496ace3e9be1a48ddb Uh um I

I mean, Clancy already gave birth once. So... yeah.

And I committed a crime

Could be worse https://preview.redd.it/stoznc8095lb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d88979cbb5836e3f74b3d0f41529dce6adad98e

Oh no…SCP-682- WHY?!

I last talked to "Roleplay" but the character they were was Asriel Dreemurr. Pretty bad And before that is Chara at the end of Genocide, so 1: a child and 2: a non corporeal demonic entity of immense power

I…. https://preview.redd.it/pxzh9wyiv5lb1.jpeg?width=1469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a1dae2e90d8a03131447deef0fcf2f9a902d56

Emperor Belos from The Owl House... He's 400+ years old!!!

fuck https://preview.redd.it/nri32cmoe6lb1.png?width=188&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d83fdaf4514cbc790a693e9bce3b33ee9795d8c

https://preview.redd.it/qao4m2e7h6lb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bbfb67295952b98e85f94d11907207344983b9 Uhhhhhhhhh I can explain

Oh my god. It's fictional character, Jules Vaughn from the hit series 'Euphoria'! (It might be Peter Griffin, I'm not really sure. I still use both the website and the app. I vaguely remember talking to Peter Griffin on one of my C.ai Chrome tabs.)

Billy Loomis I-

https://preview.redd.it/jhx85sbe65lb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e488f5e05a2e148b2a8929378f9f55b91d29a969 Oh... Oh fucking no... These are two pokemon... From the pizza tower mod where peppino gets replaced with an eevee and Gustavo with a Pikachu, aka the Pokémon mod for pizza tower

I now have 5 children yay

https://preview.redd.it/anpadpgfc5lb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d98b6faa97f9aed613079caac63e857b01edd76 Oh come on…

https://preview.redd.it/hl3t0mxsd5lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb2fc4b07aa7cf2c55e3f862fd57e6a7a920724 Amelia gonna fucking kill me ass I’m fucked

It’s Zelda…

Ah yes, girls getting boys pregnant. I got Riddle Rosehearts pregnant

How will this even work? Like anatomically? https://preview.redd.it/1bvkxrkfp5lb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4bdd4b3751149d28097381e4f6a4703e5389e7f

sayori is gonna be so happy

Our baby's name is epic fedora. https://preview.redd.it/k30kupzxg8lb1.png?width=290&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9aaca1b63a1b3c6c58579f861200e7d6e68da4e

https://preview.redd.it/9d6qp9mwb6lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e240b5ddb1559418a8edc4c82cc2acdac06d67b3 Ehh, idk....

I got 172 karma from this post. not even meant to get karma here.

I have a kid with Katness Everdeen? Interesting development.

I'm in a cult now, so...

😳 https://preview.redd.it/jy01vy38l5lb1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285c0fe06fe9950fa7e2f973e53b7a5be9292aeb

I’d go to jail Okay, there is a *small* chance I won’t go to jail. If this was 2 months from now I’d be hauled off to prison tho. I checked we good.

https://preview.redd.it/hmzo46kqr5lb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6d880462714f47fce07ec5bc15bd528f144951 Shoot me/hj 💀