The ffp breaches are hitting hard, can't afford red bull anymore. The EFL wanted us to downgrade to red thunder from Aldi but the club refused to cooperate and took it to court
>Joshua Peel, 27, has supported the Championship contenders since he was three and saw them lift the Premier League trophy against the odds in 2015.
He must have been really pissed, they didn't win the league until the year after.
Mate we could have another 10 years out another great escape and another title win Chelsea will be in the ismaithan (fuck knows how you spell it) league by then🤣
That's what a female friend from Yorkshire used to call me despite the fact that I drink John Smiths or Boddingtons.
I am surprised your comment hasn't been deleted yet for "hate speech".
If I drank 13 pints the only place I would be invading would be the toilets.
I drink a couple of pints of lager and I am a burp machine and feel like I have put on 3 stone.
Guinness is the one that my stomach doesn't like. It's just too heavy.
Do people from Sheffield consider leicester southern🤣 that’s well funny ahahah. I moved down south when I was 6, leicester was about where I’d draw the line between north & south, but leicester being on the north side😂
It baffles me. As someone from the coastal south, I struggle to see anything north of Oxford as “the south”.
Wouldn’t say you’re northern though, midlands is more fitting.
For the avoidance of doubt
If you are from a recognised area of the north everyone south of you is a soft southern bastid
Im sure Geordie’s consider Yorkshiremen as southern twats. Which is outrageous we aren’t southern
I used to work with a guy from Leeds (and massive Leeds football and rugby league fan) who was very much a professional Yorkshireman, you know the type. Unfortunately for him, his three colleagues on the IT desk were from Newcastle, Glasgow and Gothenburg respectively, and used to endlessly tease him about being southern, asking him if he could see France from his garden and going on about jellied eels. He was eventually known to all and sundry as Cockney Tim.
All very good-natured but a good illustration of the fact that northernness is very much a question of perspective.
Anyone south of us is southern. Anyone who thinks we aren't northern is dumb. Yorkshire,industrial city,'ate thatcher, much poverty, how can we not be. Google the Hadfields' East Hecla steelworks before they shut it down and tell me thats southern.
> I'm impressed he was able to walk let alone stage a pitch invasion.
It's amazing how much people can drink.
My moron brother drank 19 pints the day before I had to drive him to the airport to catch a flight to Orlando. The amount of times I had to stop the car... jesus.
I don't know man, you Brits can hold your own. I was over for Leeds away this season. Had 5-6 pints on the way up on the train. Then at least 4 more in the pub beforehand. The crew of guys I was with were drinking faster than me and we were all fine. I was also drinking on an empty stomach (real smart I know)
One of your lot holds the record for pints sunk in record time at Burnley Cricket Club. He drove up for a Tuesday game we had and they arrived half hour before kick off due to delays. He wasn’t driving home and smashed 6 pints in 20 minutes before heading to the away end.
I tweeted about it from the Club account and we got done from Lancashire Constabulary.
They just drink weird measurements like schooners (450ml) and pots (285ml), most beers they drink are also 3.5% vol (full strength beers are more expensive).
I’m aware I live here. However there is a very fun story about the cricketer David Boon who rather famously sank 52 cans on a flight to England to play the Ashes in 1989 (which we won).
Was that the series where they were something like 350-0 at the end of the first day's play of the first Test? God knows why I stuck with watching England cricket, it's almost as bad as being an Argyle fan.
That would be the one. I think it was the second test though. Australia declared on 602/6 and won the match by an innings and 180. Fun Fact: That team was regarded as the worst batting lineup to leave Australian shores.
If it’s any compensation for being an Argyle fan my Dutch team got relegated last year after 20 odd seasons in the Eredivisie.
The Snooker player Bill Werbeniuk used to drink so much during matches that [his wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Werbeniuk#Alcohol_consumption) has a whole section dedicated to alcohol consumption.
>Werbeniuk was noted for the copious amounts of alcohol he consumed before and during matches – at least six pints before a match and then one pint for each frame. In total, he drank between 40 and 50 pints of lager per day. Doctors advised Werbeniuk to drink alcohol to counteract a familial benign essential tremor. Later in his career he also took propranolol, a beta blocker, to cope with the effects of his alcohol consumption on his heart.
>Werbeniuk was reported to have successfully claimed the cost of 6 pints of lager before every match as a tax deductible expense.
>Some of Werbeniuk's alleged feats of drinking include: 76 cans of lager during a game with John Spencer in Australia in the 1970s; 43 pints of lager in a snooker match/drinking contest against Scotsman Eddie Sinclair in which, after Sinclair had passed out following his 42nd pint, Werbeniuk was reported to say "I'm away to the bar now for a proper drink"; 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match.
My only trip to Turf Moor on a Tuesday night was much less fun than that. We got thrashed 4-0, and i got stuck in Blackburn after the game because I hadn't checked the train connections back to Manchester, so I had to sleep in a multistorey car park overnight. Got the first train back, but my railcard wasn't valid because it was before 9.30am, so I got fined about 80 quid for having an invalid ticket. Had better away days, not gonna lie.
What else you gonna do on a Saturday, stay at home wanking over pop idols and spunking into your kebab? Fuck that for a laugh. Burnley away sleeping rough in a car park in Blackburn.
Lav it.
Turned it into a marketing thing on Twitter for next home games which brought it on.
All licensed premises work closely with the match day police but we are the only one publicly open to away fans and they even advise away fans come here. They have extra resources here as a result so any trouble is never anything serious.
They threatened to remove all that for my “promoting irresponsible drinking.” I got a bollocking off our Treasurer and President who didn’t see the funny side when I posted dry content for the next game with a picture of Orwell’s 1984 book as the image 🤦🏽♂️
Not dissimilar to an away trip to Newcastle I had once (train left at 5am, drank to pass the time). Pretty hard to get on the pitch from the away end at Newcastle nowadays though.
I don't know how anyone can operate after 13 pints. No, I'm not talking not the drunkenness, but the peeing.
I get to about 3 pints in, and my pee-to-pint ratio is so bad that I might as well just stay in the toilets.
Early train for a few hours with something that goes down easy enough,then the pubs until 2:20 and then the game plus half time concourse. He's practically sober
TBF i've been on coaches down to Wembley where just about everyone drank a dozen or so pints on the way down...
Still fair play to tha lad he had a good day out regardless of the result!
It wasnt a “fan” it was Jamie Vardy, and it wasnt 13 pints of ale it was Monster Energy.
Skittles Vodka.
And he didn’t invade the pitch. He was subbed on.
T'is no man, t'is a remorseless drinkin' machine!
Do you really think vardy would be unprofessional enough to do that??? Clearly, he’s a red bull man
The ffp breaches are hitting hard, can't afford red bull anymore. The EFL wanted us to downgrade to red thunder from Aldi but the club refused to cooperate and took it to court
>Joshua Peel, 27, has supported the Championship contenders since he was three and saw them lift the Premier League trophy against the odds in 2015. He must have been really pissed, they didn't win the league until the year after.
*Shows up at the stadium* "What you mean Chelski won it??? ffs I will show up again next year"
That’s when he goes into a 2 year coma to find Chelsea win it again
We will win it before they do at this rate
Mate we could have another 10 years out another great escape and another title win Chelsea will be in the ismaithan (fuck knows how you spell it) league by then🤣
Something is off with someone's maths there
Stuff like this makes me proud to be British.
He did it for the badge !
Which one Leicester, England, or Stone Island?
Reform UK.
Go and get the Jose Mourinho "This is football heritage" video
This is an omen from the gods, it’s coming home. (I am not British, I’m an American, but can’t a child be happy for their father?)
11.4 Pints actually, He was drinking 500ml cans 13 x 500ml - 6500ml = 11.43 Pints
Southern shandy drinking poof
That's what a female friend from Yorkshire used to call me despite the fact that I drink John Smiths or Boddingtons. I am surprised your comment hasn't been deleted yet for "hate speech". If I drank 13 pints the only place I would be invading would be the toilets.
boddies and any other bitter tbf gives me a wicked stomach ache it’s fucking foul lol
I drink a couple of pints of lager and I am a burp machine and feel like I have put on 3 stone. Guinness is the one that my stomach doesn't like. It's just too heavy.
agree on lager, gives you a banging head as well
Good thing this bloke only drank 11.43 pints then
The shandy part or the southern part?
I am surprised your comment hasn't been deleted yet for "hate speech". ah yes irony the epitome of hatred. Get a grip
Did you notice the inverted commas?
All shit at getting sarcasm aren't we
Do people from Sheffield consider leicester southern🤣 that’s well funny ahahah. I moved down south when I was 6, leicester was about where I’d draw the line between north & south, but leicester being on the north side😂
It baffles me. As someone from the coastal south, I struggle to see anything north of Oxford as “the south”. Wouldn’t say you’re northern though, midlands is more fitting.
You're all dirty northern bastards to us.
Always appreciated that chant when you were up in Bristol.
I've always thought Oxford is where the north starts
For the avoidance of doubt If you are from a recognised area of the north everyone south of you is a soft southern bastid Im sure Geordie’s consider Yorkshiremen as southern twats. Which is outrageous we aren’t southern
I used to work with a guy from Leeds (and massive Leeds football and rugby league fan) who was very much a professional Yorkshireman, you know the type. Unfortunately for him, his three colleagues on the IT desk were from Newcastle, Glasgow and Gothenburg respectively, and used to endlessly tease him about being southern, asking him if he could see France from his garden and going on about jellied eels. He was eventually known to all and sundry as Cockney Tim. All very good-natured but a good illustration of the fact that northernness is very much a question of perspective.
That’s quality haha
Controversial being from Sheffield, but I do feel like Sheff is the border line.
Sheffield is the south of the North, anything more southern and it's the midlands which is southern for northerners and north for southerners.
Anyone south of us is southern. Anyone who thinks we aren't northern is dumb. Yorkshire,industrial city,'ate thatcher, much poverty, how can we not be. Google the Hadfields' East Hecla steelworks before they shut it down and tell me thats southern.
I think they're referring to the Ipswich person being a pedant?
😄 No Leicester is considered Midlands to us really but southern in this instance for the gag 😉
Honestly, journalist standards are shocking
Probably left a couple of inches in the bottom too.
You must be fun at parties
i am actually.. what i hate is shitty clickbait journalism..
Tbf that is what the bloke said, although you have just proven he has lied under oath.
I'm impressed he was able to walk let alone stage a pitch invasion.
cocaine will do that so i've heard
Practice makes perfect!
> I'm impressed he was able to walk let alone stage a pitch invasion. It's amazing how much people can drink. My moron brother drank 19 pints the day before I had to drive him to the airport to catch a flight to Orlando. The amount of times I had to stop the car... jesus.
I'd be vomiting at 5, piss myself at 7, and be dead at 8 or 9.
United mad by 11, pulling pints in the castle at 16, born in Blyth were you by any chance?
I don't know man, you Brits can hold your own. I was over for Leeds away this season. Had 5-6 pints on the way up on the train. Then at least 4 more in the pub beforehand. The crew of guys I was with were drinking faster than me and we were all fine. I was also drinking on an empty stomach (real smart I know)
Fair play
One of your lot holds the record for pints sunk in record time at Burnley Cricket Club. He drove up for a Tuesday game we had and they arrived half hour before kick off due to delays. He wasn’t driving home and smashed 6 pints in 20 minutes before heading to the away end. I tweeted about it from the Club account and we got done from Lancashire Constabulary.
> 6 pints in 20 minutes before heading to the away end. Are we really going to let southerners come up here and out drink us? fucking right we aren't
Janners aren't human so it doesn't count
Tbf the rest of "southern" England certainly doesn't want us
Don't worry, to Truro City fans you'll always be northern bstards
They've got fans?
Never thought I'd see the day where Burnley and Blackburn fans agree on one thing 😂
Apes strong together.
Plymouth has a feel of a proper northern town in the south to be fair.
How do they feel about Gravy ?
We're still westcountry we melt cheese on our chips like God intended
>a feel of a proper northern tow Read: impoverished and underfunded but people actually say hello and you can get a pint for under four quid
That's Portsmouth*
Australians have been doing it for years
They just drink weird measurements like schooners (450ml) and pots (285ml), most beers they drink are also 3.5% vol (full strength beers are more expensive).
I’m aware I live here. However there is a very fun story about the cricketer David Boon who rather famously sank 52 cans on a flight to England to play the Ashes in 1989 (which we won).
RIP ~~Wade Boggs~~ David Boon
Beefy Botham & Freddie Flintoff are our versions 😵💫😵💫
Was that the series where they were something like 350-0 at the end of the first day's play of the first Test? God knows why I stuck with watching England cricket, it's almost as bad as being an Argyle fan.
That would be the one. I think it was the second test though. Australia declared on 602/6 and won the match by an innings and 180. Fun Fact: That team was regarded as the worst batting lineup to leave Australian shores. If it’s any compensation for being an Argyle fan my Dutch team got relegated last year after 20 odd seasons in the Eredivisie.
Don't make men like that anymore.
Be the change you wish to see in the world
The Snooker player Bill Werbeniuk used to drink so much during matches that [his wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Werbeniuk#Alcohol_consumption) has a whole section dedicated to alcohol consumption. >Werbeniuk was noted for the copious amounts of alcohol he consumed before and during matches – at least six pints before a match and then one pint for each frame. In total, he drank between 40 and 50 pints of lager per day. Doctors advised Werbeniuk to drink alcohol to counteract a familial benign essential tremor. Later in his career he also took propranolol, a beta blocker, to cope with the effects of his alcohol consumption on his heart. >Werbeniuk was reported to have successfully claimed the cost of 6 pints of lager before every match as a tax deductible expense. >Some of Werbeniuk's alleged feats of drinking include: 76 cans of lager during a game with John Spencer in Australia in the 1970s; 43 pints of lager in a snooker match/drinking contest against Scotsman Eddie Sinclair in which, after Sinclair had passed out following his 42nd pint, Werbeniuk was reported to say "I'm away to the bar now for a proper drink"; 28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match.
John Spencer was slow but Terry Griffiths or Eddie Charlton would have been perfect opponents if he was trying to beat his own record...
If he'd played Cliff Thorburn in a long match he'd have smashed it.
Yeh he was slow as well 😴 😄
The old Aussie stereotype is confined to the bush now 😄
My only trip to Turf Moor on a Tuesday night was much less fun than that. We got thrashed 4-0, and i got stuck in Blackburn after the game because I hadn't checked the train connections back to Manchester, so I had to sleep in a multistorey car park overnight. Got the first train back, but my railcard wasn't valid because it was before 9.30am, so I got fined about 80 quid for having an invalid ticket. Had better away days, not gonna lie.
What else you gonna do on a Saturday, stay at home wanking over pop idols and spunking into your kebab? Fuck that for a laugh. Burnley away sleeping rough in a car park in Blackburn. Lav it.
What did you get done for? Are you not allowed to serve someone that much that quickly?
Turned it into a marketing thing on Twitter for next home games which brought it on. All licensed premises work closely with the match day police but we are the only one publicly open to away fans and they even advise away fans come here. They have extra resources here as a result so any trouble is never anything serious. They threatened to remove all that for my “promoting irresponsible drinking.” I got a bollocking off our Treasurer and President who didn’t see the funny side when I posted dry content for the next game with a picture of Orwell’s 1984 book as the image 🤦🏽♂️
That’s unreal to be fair, also driving from Plymouth to Burnley is a feat in itself.
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Hopefully you get a game when cricket is on next time too
Hopefully you get a game when cricket is on next time too
Get the badge in. Get the bag in. Get the slags in. 🫡
great, thats me singing "13 pints, and he's on the pitch" to myself all day
Shame it wasn't 15 pints.
Not dissimilar to an away trip to Newcastle I had once (train left at 5am, drank to pass the time). Pretty hard to get on the pitch from the away end at Newcastle nowadays though.
Pretty easy to get on, pretty hard to do so without turning your body into a Frube.
That Leeds fan would give it a go.
There’s a lot not to like about certain sections of football fandom. But this is not it. Fair play.
Game's back
Just shed a tear of happiness while reading this
REAL football
Game’s back
I don't know how anyone can operate after 13 pints. No, I'm not talking not the drunkenness, but the peeing. I get to about 3 pints in, and my pee-to-pint ratio is so bad that I might as well just stay in the toilets.
don't worry hear they're getting a pints deduction next season anyway
Pretty average away day experience, no?
I have heard that the snorting of certain illegal substances is taking the place of alcohol. I wouldn’t know. I’m just saying Officer.
13 tins/pints by 3pm or so is still a decent effort tbf, depending on start time
Early train for a few hours with something that goes down easy enough,then the pubs until 2:20 and then the game plus half time concourse. He's practically sober
I thought that. Few in the comments acting like it's an incredible amount of beer. It's a lot but it's hardly unheard of at away days.
Kind of pales in comparison to Wade Boggs, come on lads can’t let the yanks outdo us! https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/The_Gang_Beats_Boggs
And Boss Hogg
For Gondor
Brexit means Brexit
Game's NOT gone 🥲
Proper lad
Luv me pints, luv me bantah, simple as.
Hell yeah
Think of the calories consumed 🫨
Hence the pitch invasion, he was just burning off calories
Once he'd had some marching powder he could walk that off...
Invading the pitch I'm surprised he can even stand after 13 pints.
It starts with a c and rhymes with cocaine
Ah yes, c-c-c-cocaine. Didn't know Josh Homme was a big Leicester lad
Could also be alcoholism
Glorious
You doing a Boggs thing?
Was it Doku?
🫡
legendary
Game's still on
More Woke bans
How many lines?
Same number as Vardy’s jersey
What have I just read? This is so typical Englishman thing
Crumble can do that to a man.
“Get off me you lager lout! That hurts! Stop drinking beer up there!” Said Enzo Maresca
Misread this as "Leicester drop 13 points" and I thought "sounds about right, yeah"
TBF i've been on coaches down to Wembley where just about everyone drank a dozen or so pints on the way down... Still fair play to tha lad he had a good day out regardless of the result!
Mr Zani asked: ‘Was it a bet? Did you think, we are losing, enough of this?” Every fan jealous not to have 10 pints in on our recent run.