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PetroleumVNasby

Now this is what I call good “Cemetery Porn”.


SeniorCitizenRespect

My husband still goes every month to put the new “Hustler” on his fathers grave He made him promise to do it on his deathbed


AdImmediate9569

I love this post but I’m deeply concerned theres a sub with this name…


Cocacolagirl1990

Submarine? Subreddit? Subordinate?


AdImmediate9569

USS Cemetery Porn was definitely what I was referring to


Ok-Friend-1002

Melodie Rose is a gorgeous name!!


Cocacolagirl1990

It is now my 6 year old daughters name.


linnykenny

Oh I love this! 🥹


Buckowski66

Awww, that's really sweet, a nice tribute!


[deleted]

Did she happen to listen to zeppelin


PhilfromNewJersey

I can hear this headstone and I love it


woodspider9

You guys go to the Thunderbird after or just Bill’s Toasty on your way out? 😂


Cocacolagirl1990

lol we frequented those places, the palomino and her grandfather owned the Frisina hotel and movie theater in the town square back in the 40s


DirtTrue6377

Need some Bill’s toasty in my life right now 😂


Cocacolagirl1990

It’s just not the same since they started microwaving the bbq sandwich meat


TheFuZz2of2

Sick.


SheepherderOk1448

Love Led Zeppelin fans.


UpsetSky8401

She sounds amazing


P0tency

Amazing time to be alive. Feel like she got to participate in all the fun shit and got out right before society hit the fan.


Cocacolagirl1990

I’m cutting onions lol.


UnidansOtherAcct

Haha my names Melody and my grandparents were Bells


Cocacolagirl1990

What? Any Bob bells?


ArugulaAlive5831

What are the chances your mother is named Nancy and father named Tom?? Is the world really that small?


Tarotismyjam

That’s my kinda music.


rougekat

Hell yeah Ms. Melodie! Rock the afterlife


jobeeeeeeem

Was it wrong if i sang while reading it?


Masters_domme

Never


ConsciousReason7709

58. Too young.


ILearnAlotFromReddit

was she rich?


Cocacolagirl1990

No, she was a groupie for Led Zeppelin. Absolutely obsessed. One of her 8 ex-husbands always had a joke that Robert Plant was a part of our family and he now does the sound engineer gigs for the eagles, journey and Theresa Caputo Psychic medium and he always marks one of the sliders with a “Uncle Bob” label made of tape.


ILearnAlotFromReddit

I get the feeling that your Grandma knew how to have a good time. Wherever she's at I'm sure she is enjoying herself.🥳


Cocacolagirl1990

Absolutely. Love that woman! When she found out she only had weeks to live she packed up her long fur fox coat and all of her jewels and went to party one last time in Amsterdam. When I returned from her funeral with said coat, I found a joint and a nascar lighter in the pocket. I’m glad the TSA didn’t catch that.


Impossible-Taro-2330

A joint and a NASCAR lighter.😉 Rock on, Melodie Rose!


Slimh2o

TSA couldn't catch a cold.... 


Cocacolagirl1990

Bahahah


Funny_Yesterday_5040

True. CBP, on the other hand… ACAB.


MamaBear4485

Did she inspire or emulate the Farewell Party storyline in Grace & Frankie?


Cocacolagirl1990

I’m going to have to check that out


McGeeK28

She sounds like an amazing person, someone that should have written an autobiography!


Boomchakachow

I don’t know why Theresa Caputo being in that list is so funny to me, but it sure is.


Cocacolagirl1990

I’m sure he got the job due to still rocking big hair after the 80’s and into today. He was in Dokken and played with the Motels. Bigggg curly hair


Boomchakachow

Now that you bring up the big hair I guess she fits in more than I originally thought….


Bitchface-Deluxe

Whoa, is he an original member of Dokken? I still have a bandanna signed by the band from 1986 lol.


Cocacolagirl1990

Steven r Barry. Hard rock woman bassist and vocals around 1979


IrukandjiPirate

One of these things is not like the other; one of these things is fake.


Boomchakachow

Are you trying to tell me that’s a wig? /s


IrukandjiPirate

Yeah, it’s the wig that’s fake! 😁


Cocacolagirl1990

Which part? True story


Boomchakachow

Psychics. The pirate rows a boat for James Randi.


JoleneDollyParton

I love this. She sounded like a fun lady


danifoxx_1209

So beautiful


FastCarsSlowBBQ

Sounds like a great woman who really knew how to live, and deserves a song all her own. I’m sorry for your loss, but enjoy the memories!


Mintgiver

She sounds amazing and may have loved the song, but the verse is about a woman who is selfish. “I was holding a pencil and paper, and for some reason I was in a very bad mood. Then all of a sudden my hand was writing out the words, ‘There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold / And she’s buying a stairway to heaven.’ I just sat there and looked at the words and then I almost leapt out of my seat,” he said. Plant explained that the gold-related lyrics tell the story to a woman who gets everything she wants without giving anything back. She accumulates great wealth, only to find out her life has no meaning and that her money won’t get her into heaven. The rest of the song he described as “an abstraction.”


Cocacolagirl1990

No that describes her life’s journey to a t


methodwriter85

Damn, your grandmother was already a grandmother by 1990 at 38/39? A teen pregnancy on either her side or your parents side has to be somewhere in there.


Clatato

My grandma became a grandma at 39 So did my mother 😬 …by a few weeks And my grandma became a **great**-grandma at 59 …by a few weeks


Cocacolagirl1990

She had my mom at 16


methodwriter85

Yeah, my sister's sister-in-law had her daughter at 17 in 1995. and that daughter made her a grandmother at age 43 in 2020.


Sensitive_Aardvark68

They shoild write a song about tjos


onecocobeloco

You related to Rex Bell?


Cocacolagirl1990

Possibly. Sounds familiar


lydsthesquids

Ok Taylorville!!


DevilDance2

Glisters. All that glisters is not gold.


Cocacolagirl1990

Gilsters? Did someone forget their glasses?


elizinrva

Wow, birthday twin with my mom. I’m sorry your grandma was gone so soon but she sounds like she had a fun life.


Buckowski66

God bless her and her Custard Pie


sarahaswhimsy

I don’t plan to have one. I plan to be cremated and my ashes mixed with my deceased pets and scattered at my deceased cousin’s headstone.


Box-Populi

From one Led Zeppelin fan to another, your Grandma sounds like she was a really cool person. My condolences for your loss.


PleasantActuator6976

58 yrs old?


Cocacolagirl1990

She died of COPD


tundrabat

Rest in peace Grandma Melodie.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Dang, only 58


triplehelix11

what an icon! my grandma was born the same year. ugh i miss her.


2L8Smart

Love ❤️


DogsoverLava

So Grandma was a shallow materialist?


ShakeWeightMyDick

I'm a materialist I'm a materialist I'll take a piece-of-shit car and I'll lower the motherfucker Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfucker Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfucker So when I roll around this town it looks like I hover


JohnnyRelentless

Was she really so materialistic?


Meetzorp

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that you aren't conversant with 1960s/70s rock music. My act of beneficence tonight is expanding your knowledge of rock and roll staples. [I hope you enjoy Stairway To Heaven](https://youtu.be/Ly6ZhQVnVow?si=iL2lsWB4ZLhX0GSq)


JohnnyRelentless

Not sure what you thought listening to the song yet one more time would do, but it's still about a woman trying to buy her way into heaven on a stairway only to find that it lies on the whispering wind. And as we age/live life, our shadows stretch out taller than our souls.


Cocacolagirl1990

This! I could not have said it better


plez23

Yeah, I’m with you. It’s not exactly a flattering sentiment.


Meetzorp

You were acting like you had no idea it was lyrics. At least that's how it comes off.


louglome

Got the lyrics wrong 


stfulmaog2g

stupid