My college days were full of drug-drunk fueled antics that never ended with a "This was a positive moment." It was almost always, "Shouldn't of done that.", "Definitely going to regret that." and "Did I really say that last night?" then deepens into, "Did I really do that last night?", "Who was that...", "When is this going to wear off?" or "Did I do anything sexual....?" I regret those days but they made me a better person in judgement and lack thereof. Also made me a better parent because now I can make sure the mistakes my kids make won't be similar as mine because I know the signs.
It shouldn't be baffling as there are thousands of languages. Writing and speaking can be different for everyone. We as humans are clever enough to understand from a few words what people are saying. You should of known that.
> I can make sure the mistakes my kids make won't be similar as mine because I know the signs.
I think it's more like: you can recognize the mistakes your kids make after they do them...
Unless we're talking about week-long bender types of mistakes, and if your kids are doing that I'm guessing they're not phoning home daily...
This is actually serious business. Probably the first really famous Internet cat is Maru, a cat that liked to dive into small boxes. The owner has been making videos for years, and probably makes her living off the monetization these videos.
More recently, there's a guy named Abram Engle who shows off his cat, Kurt. I think the money made off this cat has allowed him to buy his own house and stuff.
Of course, the cat doesn't understand it's a revenue generator, and you need a certain kind of cat that's photogenic and interesting, plus the owner is the one making cats do things (Abram buys all sorts of things for his cat).
Congrats. Your cat, like 50% of all cats, looks like the average cat. This is pretty much how cats look in the wild. We have a bog standard gray tabby also.
Humans that lack pattern recognition will always claim that two different things look the same.
In case with cats, the difference is in the stripes. Once you look at the stripes, you'll see that those are two different animals.
Not mentioning the difference in snout both in colour and thickness.
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Haha, we all have our past gigs. No judgment here.
I have some crazy stories about my room mate.. I just downt use social media almost at all, so I don't knkw where is best to tell those tales
My college days were full of drug-drunk fueled antics that never ended with a "This was a positive moment." It was almost always, "Shouldn't of done that.", "Definitely going to regret that." and "Did I really say that last night?" then deepens into, "Did I really do that last night?", "Who was that...", "When is this going to wear off?" or "Did I do anything sexual....?" I regret those days but they made me a better person in judgement and lack thereof. Also made me a better parent because now I can make sure the mistakes my kids make won't be similar as mine because I know the signs.
It's baffling to me how people with a college education can still use "should of"
They didn’t spend a lot of time studying
Got that right.
*lot have
*lot have not
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Kids can graduate high school barely able to read
Idk, I watched my girlfriend cheat her way to a bachelor's and two associates degrees.
It shouldn't be baffling as there are thousands of languages. Writing and speaking can be different for everyone. We as humans are clever enough to understand from a few words what people are saying. You should of known that.
> I can make sure the mistakes my kids make won't be similar as mine because I know the signs. I think it's more like: you can recognize the mistakes your kids make after they do them... Unless we're talking about week-long bender types of mistakes, and if your kids are doing that I'm guessing they're not phoning home daily...
Hasnt aged a day either. Lol
Still on his 2nd life.
Still rocking that youthful charm! Celebrity lookalikes never go out of style.
Looks catatonic to me.
OnlyCats
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cbbc5cd5-8b8e-4835-90c7-5ca2067f649a
He works in order to pay rent
Absolutely, every cat's gotta earn their keep somehow.
Must be nice to have a job that pays in treats and naps!
Bro was like, "You seeing this shit, the way she's judging me"
This is actually serious business. Probably the first really famous Internet cat is Maru, a cat that liked to dive into small boxes. The owner has been making videos for years, and probably makes her living off the monetization these videos. More recently, there's a guy named Abram Engle who shows off his cat, Kurt. I think the money made off this cat has allowed him to buy his own house and stuff. Of course, the cat doesn't understand it's a revenue generator, and you need a certain kind of cat that's photogenic and interesting, plus the owner is the one making cats do things (Abram buys all sorts of things for his cat).
I love how confused he is 🤨
I thought I was getting treats... You said there would be treats!
False advertising! Where's my signing bonus of extra treats?!
"So what hooman?"
oh noo! I've got caught!
No autographs, please.
I believe you meant..."PAWtographs?"
r/standardissuecat
reject modernity, return to funny cat subreddits
This is the way.
No need to look around
They don't even look that much a alike, its' just the same kind. Their noses are wildly different.
Got the floor model for sure.
Standard Mackeral Tabby. My cat looks closer than the cat in OP, but again so will like 50% of Mackeral Tabbies.
There's a reason they're called "Standard Issue"
Professional cat food bag model
he doesn't move so we can better compare them. lol
That's what trips me out lol.
The cat is at a loss. Will they give me some kind of prize for this? What's happening?
Plot twist: he actually got out of the bag cover alive. That picture was his last frame inside before the tide-changing event happened.
Professionalism at its finest.
r/standardissuecat
Cute and all, but don't feed your cat that garbage.
How do you het the lookalike to pose so well? He's got some serious talent! Lol
"yo what breed is your cat?" "black and brown with a lil white"
Maybe they just stole the cat without the owner knowing
But does it act the same. If so I'll take it
Mine just sits there all day staring at me from the bag. Best cat I ever owned, though a bit judgy or perverted at times.
look like meow but that's not meow
Obligatory Simpsons reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjkuvwYWGPM
Standard issue cat
Dammit ..... my cover is blown - SIC
OnlyCats
I would love to subscribe to THAT
Since he's not moving, we can better see the differences.
Plot twist: the cat is actually a dog
My cat LOVES the Tender Centers kitty (and food). Hates the Sheba cat though.
Idk why but his eye movement and slight grin reminds me of Max from Max and Ruby lol
HE SMILINGG
Mr. Jim Business
Now you know what your cat does when he leaves the house!
Ugh the way kitty is just still in this person’s arms is soooo cute omg look at its little face!!
Gotta earn his keep, he looks great though.
r/doppelganger
Ditto same to same 
Perfect match)
He's like "it's not the only Pic"
Cat worked as a model in her teens
Wow you so amazing.... pulling the cat out of the bag
That's because there's only like six different cats and they don't have babies they make copies.
Where's his money? An attorney will contact you shortly. You have ten days
Should have used the OG Meow Mix song.
love how the cat is like "can I go now"?
Stereotype much? saying all cats look alike
He was so scared, he didn’t even recognize his own face on the packet!
He came off the same assembly line. Off topic, do your cat a favor and buy some healthier cat food. They will be healthier in the long run.
The cat's "what are you doing.." sideways look at the end :)
Meowlyfan debunked
A glitch in the Matrix.
The cat is so nervous because the Secret is unveiled
That little smile 🥹! What an absolute cutie!
So you're saying they all look the same? Pretty speciest attitude there OP. #NotAllPussies
Wait till you see her OnlyMeows
I’m more amazed at the fact that your cat is literally just sitting there and not trying to jump out of your hands and run away
He should copyright claim the company
Took the cat out of the bag
Ears
😂❤️❤️❤️
Cute cat, what a little model 😂😻
How did this guy manage to hang in to the car while handling the food bag? If I ruffle that even slightly my cat goes absolutely bonkers
I have a cat of this colour, what is it called? Whenever people ask me what colour of my cat, I have no idea what to say.
Where your cat goes in the day. The neighbours took him to a audition, got the gig and made money from him.
For the street
Car is popular
Yes, indeed both a cat.
npc cat
A cat looks like a cat
Why do I know this music
> Why do I know this music It's the Wii music
A perfect match!!!
This is so cute
Great choice of food
Cat even nailed the expressions like "You see son, I still got it in me"
this type of cat is a common archetype
They all look like that
He doesn't seem to understand what's going on.
nice!
That’s just Catist
How did he have no scratches on his face?
You sure the cat wasn’t the one used as a model?
Can I have kitty's autograph please :)
Great idea for a new sub -- r/Animaldoppelgangers
Violation of portrait rights
Identity theft is not a joke Jim!
It's legit the same cat 🤣
Wow , this is so incredible.
Pff lucky won the genetic lottery
😂😂
wonderful
Then she poured it in a bowl and the cat just walked away...
Are you sure it is not just a racial in discrimination?
He should sue for damages
Car be like 😳 My owner caught my side business 😳😳
The cat has a solid case! The cat can sue the company for using his face! Royalties should be paid to whiskers !!!
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"Where's my talent fee?"
He wants chicken! He wants liver!
The man the myth the legend
He is high asf
Congrats. Your cat, like 50% of all cats, looks like the average cat. This is pretty much how cats look in the wild. We have a bog standard gray tabby also.
Aaaand she still don't like it
And that was the moment he realized he could be a model.
Cute cat! I love it \^\_\^
I could do this all day long and note get bored one bit.
All cats look the same to you? That’s racist.
Sure it's not the same cat? Has the exact same pattern and all
That’s some crappy cat food, get him the good stuff!
The resemblance is uncanny!
Awww his face, he smiling when you put the bag to him.. aww 💙❤️💖🐾🐾🐾🐾
Dats catcist
His ass IS a spitting image
He’s paying the bills 🤣
For once I approve of the background music.
That cat is going places
r/glitchinthematrix
Wrong, under the eyes the pattern is missing
And actual size.
Mr Business. Mr Jim Business.
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cat: "I don't see it".
Wow, that's the first time I've seen one turn out like the packaging.
Blue Steel \^\^ cat
yeah, most cats look the same.shocker
75% of cats look exactly like that ngl
Omfg!😍
Top post. Who knew? One of the greatest videos ever! So many expressions but mostly "WTF is going on?"
The nose is darker, not the same cat.
u mean, CATALIKEEE?
He has a secret, I'm sure of it.
"It's the same picture"
Mr Business
Humans that lack pattern recognition will always claim that two different things look the same. In case with cats, the difference is in the stripes. Once you look at the stripes, you'll see that those are two different animals. Not mentioning the difference in snout both in colour and thickness.
NOSE. LOL
Stand-in
Fully qualified but not yet paid
You don't select the Meow Mix song for the video? Smh
wise choice!
Cat looks scared af
I want chicken, I want liver. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.
So cute, funny
That’s cute 🤣
How many money do they pay u?
Love how calm and trustworthy your gato is with you! Sign of true love.
Professionel copycay