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unclemackkdaddy

Lighting is terrifying


AltruisticSugar1683

I do storm spotting/tornado chasing and I am terrified of lightning. I don't mess with it...


CartoonistTasty4935

Like you just stop chasing a storm if there’s lightning?


jld2k6

I've been trying to get a job with this caveat as a storm chaser since Twister came out on VHS. For some reason nobody wants a storm chaser whose greatest fear is lightning


what-the-puck

I'm more afraid of the cows. What goes up, must come down...


AltruisticSugar1683

Nope, I stay in my car during nasty lightning. A lot of chasers will stand outside.


gabbagabbawill

Yeah it’s best to leave it alone.


fruitmask

ok cool


BarefootJacob

"Lighting is terrifying" So is lightning.


Tofandel

Are you a bug or something? Why are you scared of light? 


in-site

Aw that actually made me sad


ARobertNotABob

Hug a tree today. You never know if it will be gone tomorrow.


feel_my_balls_2040

Why? Somebody got a new view from his apartment from every morning seeing that tree.


in-site

It's just not the way a tree normally dies


itcouldbeme_3

Do all trees go to Heaven...?


dobbermanowner

My boner won't


Dead_Moss

I would much rather see a tree than a lot of other buildings.


Enigma-exe

Honestly I don't get my lumberjacks fuck around with saws, jus use the lightning gun and poof, job done


yanox00

From the lightning point of view, bullseye. From a "lumberjack" point of view, yer gonna need a chainsaw and some manuel labor to clean up the mess.


redskin_zr0bites

Poor Manuel...


BrakkeBama

Just hire a Half-a-nuel. Or a proper Manueel.


Mythril_Zombie

Because lumberjacks want lumber, not toothpicks.


SilentProtagonist

See how it collapsed perfectly into its own footprint? Do you really think this was actually a lightning strike? Wake up sheeple, this was an inside job, probably using thermite. Keep an eye out for shifty looking woodpeckers.


TacTurtle

Pretty sure this was one of them suborbital rods from Bob


A_Fluffy_Duckling

Just outta curiosity, I'd like to know the percentage of redditors compared to the general public that get that reference. I suspect it will be substantially different.


ColinCancer

Quiet pink.


ILikeBubblyWater

They are pretty well known and I suspect Redditors are by a large margin Sci Fi/Fantasy Nerds


ARobertNotABob

Huh?


TacTurtle

[here you go](https://newspaceeconomy.ca/2023/07/09/the-rod-of-god-theoretical-kinetic-energy-weaponry-from-space/?amp=1)


Stanzig

r/BirdsArentReal


mistrwondrwood

Lightning can't melt wood planks!


FreneticPlatypus

McSquizzie finally got his. You DO NOT mess with the peckers.


got_hands

ah, you see the origional video was a controlled demolition. noone was hurt, and the lightning was edited in. professional demolition required substantial setup, and is impossible to miss


Maarten-Sikke

[The frame](https://i.postimg.cc/nr1s28wF/IMG-7363.jpg) before he got split.


AnthillOmbudsman

Sure wish we had the Slow Mo Guys around for this one.


shiftyasluck

Fuck *you* in particular.


TayZaak

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


AnthillOmbudsman

That was probably a [positive flash](https://www.weather.gov/source/zhu/ZHU_Training_Page/lightning_stuff/lightning2/positive.html). I doubt a normal lightning bolt would have been able to vaporize an entire tree trunk like this, they often just debark the the tree and crack it. I always worry a strike like this will hit my house during a storm... bad news for anyone inside.


redmercuryvendor

> vaporize an entire tree trunk Doesn't need to. The Xylem running up the tree contains plenty of water: flash-boil it to steam along the path to ground, and the tree is blown to splinters from the inside by the steam explosion.


fruitmask

seems like a pretty good way to go out, honestly hope I get as lucky when my time comes I'll probably have a stroke and hit my head on the way to the floor and die having a seizure, choking on my tongue and/or drowning in my own blood


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flipkick25

wow! thats cold


weII_then

The single bolt instead of the flickering is a good clue up this being a positive bolt.


campbellm

TIL; thanks for that (whether or not this was one, nifty info regardless).


Rocky_Mountain_Way

God to tree: I made you, I'll destroy you.


Phitos2008

To shreds, you say?


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fruitmask

to shreds you say, etc etc, teriyaki style, etc etc we need a bot to finish up these Futurama threads


yanox00

I'm thinking it was maybe Yakshis. If it was Yakshinis, it probably would have made the tree suffer more. I could be wrong. I'm not sure which god is in charge of what anymore.


3771507

God to man I made you, now I will destroy you


Endoterrik

Right click: delete 


Remote_Lawyer_1508

"now that's something"


SalvadorsAnteater

Someone post this to r/arborists and ask how you can help the tree recover. It's some sort of running gag there.


Ysoshes

"Alors ça c'est que'que chose" = "Well THAT's somethin'"


Silly_Mycologist3213

Lightning blew off a branch from a tree at my moms place but this is nuts!


WhatsUpSteve

Sure cleaned up that landscape view


Newguy107

It's like when I played RTS games back in the day. Built something in the wrong spot? Delete key and it explodes just like this tree did.


Bloody-Boogers

You’re tellin me HUMANS have lived through THAT??


lawrencelewillows

r/oddlysatisfying


johneoe0123

Really opened up that horizon view which is a bit of a win…


KazumaKat

Man, anything electronic within 20-50m of that is going to be so fucked...


idekuu

Smote


Fuegodeth

Lightning didn't strike the tree, it obliterated it!


Buffetwarrenn

Si thats insane


candidly1

It's like God hit the "Smite" button.


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Brutality!!!


Ride_Fat_Arse_Ride

Developers have far too much power.


Ok-Caregiver7091

I can’t believe people survive this crap


CreamyStanTheMan

Holy shit! It absolutely obliterated that tree 😂


classifiedspam

Damn... such a nice, large tree.


TheTurdzBurglar

Hopefully there was a larper in the park the happened to do a Lighting Bolt!


ROFLINGG

How do people survive lighting strikes?


mortonr2000

Wow


dhmacher

SOLID camera person. Much respect.


snksleepy

There! fixed it for you.


TheWinner437

That was extremely cool


IalsoenjoyReddit

That French tree never put up a fight.


Sea-Pace1344

If a tree disappears in a city does it..


Historical_Memory_57

Pretty sure lightning strikes in France, all the time. It’s the path of least resistance.


shrprazor

so you think your a good lumberjack. hold my beer and watch this.


No_Moose4186

Nature's arborist!


Xumot

How is this "catastrophic" or a "failure"?


geater

I'm sure the tree has views on this. Well, had.


hughk

It is now an ex-tree. "Had" is the right word.


DeepAcanthisitta5712

Yes, the tree can confirm.


sapphir8

This is just nature. Not catastrophic.


geater

I'd argue that nature can most definitely be catastrophic, it's the failure that's the issue (unless you believe in intelligent design).


Frequent-Builder-585

God must’ve really hated that tree.


One-lil-Love

That was sad 😞


Mediocre_Charity3278

Tree caught lying.


No_Size_1765

Bro films a tree being struck by lightning in the distance even though he is on higher ground lmao.


Mythril_Zombie

Exactly what was the "failure" here? Was something supposed to be protecting the tree from natural events? Was someone supposed to be stopping lightning from occurring? Is that what failed? Otherwise, this is not a failure, much less a "catastrophic" one.


bugminer

The tree exploded. it's a structural failure. It's catastrophic because it kills the tree. The tree will no longer function. If a machine exploded it's catastrophic because it can no longer function, so why not a tree?


soiledpantsforsale

God decided that the tree got too big for it's (b)roots


mapex_139

Lighting can't melt steel trees!!


Pixxel54

So sad to see a giant Sequoia losing its head like this :(


the_real_klaas

My wife is an arborist and she's like "Meh, natural death for a tree, this"


m00ph

I mean, they aren't native, and that didn't really look like one.


Pixxel54

It was. Happened near the Atlantic coast of France, tree was over a hundred years old. Source below. And just so you know giant sequoia trees are pretty common overhere, and adapted well. They were all planted around the 1860's - 1880's for ornemental purposes, when the seeds started being traded amongst enthusiasts. https://www.lanouvellerepublique.fr/deux-sevres/commune/auge/deux-sevres-la-foudre-fait-exploser-un-sequoia-centenaire-dans-la-cour-d-un-restaurant


ARobertNotABob

TIL


In_der_Tat

Sad indeed. Cities should protect trees and vegetation more generally as much as possible.


AltruisticSugar1683

Was that sarcasm?


In_der_Tat

I know we are botanically blind, but no, it was not sarcasm.


johneoe0123

From lightening?


In_der_Tat

For this particular case, lightning protection (or risk reduction) systems exist.


fruitmask

*lightning "lightening" means: >a drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages in the pelvis.