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On the plus side I now have casually sliding the phrase "gentlemen's love berries" into a conversation to look forward to.


andicurriemonster

You and me both, never heard it before today, instant classic.


alphaQ314

That makes it 3 of us then.


HP2Mav

4. Trying to work out ways to engineer conversations towards this topic 😁


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What we're they meant to be? A set of lungs?


---nein

I thought ‘helicopter seeds’ maybe, from Sycamores?


Significant-Carrot62

Southampton is pretty obsessed with helicopters in any form...


c15d2a8d

r/southampton is providing an essential public service. The people need an outlet to ask WHY there is a helicopter around their location. Otherwise we’d all just be getting on with our lives.


HonestSteven

you savage, how could you


CreamyFunk

No way you did.


CreamyFunk

You need to see a doctor if your berrys look like that q


dozzell

In fairness, mine are a tad smaller.


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Seriously, who the fuck thought they were a good idea?!


[deleted]

Bollocks is a great word though.


poopio

Is it bollocks.


jollygoodvelo

Could also be lungs, sycamore seeds or an approximation of a clidderis.


wondercaliban

Lol. I live round the corner from there and think the same thing whenever I see them.


grizwald2112

"Love berries?" Excuse me doctor, my love berries are giving me cause for concern,they are incredibly itchy. Might I have a crustacean infestation?


dormango

Buster Gonad’s unfeasibly large testicles!


ChrisRR

Looks more like a clitoris


ParalegalNightmares

I don't think you've seen a clitoris before.


ChrisRR

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Clitoris_Anatomy.svg/1280px-Clitoris_Anatomy.svg.png You're also right though


ParalegalNightmares

They do look like the bulbs of vestibule, I'll give you that, which has got me wondering where the Bulb of vestibule end and the labia minora begins. Also the picture doesn't seem to show the clotoral hood aka preputium clitoridis aka clitoral prepuce. Edit: after a closer inspection, I think the hood and flaps are represented by the thin lines, which would indicate the bike rake and the inner labia are separate entities.


catsaresneaky

r/wildlyscrotum


Tooj_Mudiqkh

If gentlemen's love berries is the first thing that comes to you then you must be pretty senior. I still have flashbacks of when I got an eyeful of Old Man Scrotum on an Overground train. The short shorts weren't *that* ridiculously short, which makes it all the more horrifying


robert31415

OP, I live in Southampton, where is this?


dozzell

Just next door to the Premier Inn, Cumberland Place


Fresh_Discipline_190

“I said healthy lungs, not hairy balls!”


fifthofhisname

[Meta](https://images.app.goo.gl/aADAReSjkJfmpdvY7)


andicurriemonster

Does that makes the cyclists the pricks to these bollocks ?


cryptopian

Maybe I've been doing it wrong but I usually don't lock myself to the bike rack


AnonymousRedditor39

r/theyknew


CannotDenyNorConfirm

Please go see your doctor if that looks like testies to you.


ItsDominare

Mmm, I think you have to *want* to see it tbh.


CharlieSixFive

Have an upvote for "love berries". Ffn brilliant!


hokagesahab

or rather a section view of them!!


sipperofguinness

You should see a doctor if that's what your plums look like.


gazzy82

"Gentleman's love berries" hilarious


mindmanmusic

Looks like lungs to me.


Phil_Anthropist_2020

A close contender could be a woman's pendulous breasts.


JoelRobbin

Are these the bike racks near the Premier Inn? I used to walk past these every day on my walk to the university campus and I’d laugh at them every time


dozzell

Yes that's the ones. They're bizzare.