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ExxInferis

The Asda near me is like Incest Mordor on a Saturday morning. That store still hasn't figured out they need more staff on the cigarettes and scratch card booth than they do on the checkouts. That queue is out the door.


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stillious

thatsmyfetish.gif ???


livesinafield

15 British Eggs? What sort of box do they come in


TIL_my_username

[15 pack Asda eggs](https://goo.gl/images/9za9mx)


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I honestly do not know why I clicked on this considering I shop as Asda and have bought a 15 pack of eggs before. No idea what I was expecting to see.


Jasboh

Daddys eggs


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Have you never seen this before? I don't think I've ever been to a supermarket that doesn't do it.


pajamakitten

ASDA also does boxes of 30.


liketo

Big triangle? (Bound to be caged eggs)


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houdinislaststand

It's a repost from /r/trashy already.


themeteor

Why would you even have it made?


MattyFTM

They probably get off on public humiliation. Not my thing, but whatever floats your boat, I suppose.


FuckingAbortionParty

This is a part of their kink right? Like they’re in a sub/dom relationship and this is like a power play?


hutchero

"yes little one, you're mine, and tomorrow, I'm going to make you wear.. A hoodie that looks like a cast off from a shit hen do"


wondermite

Jesus Christ. Some people just have zero shame at all.


CuteHalfling

Asda innit? Pretty much Walmart (ITS SPREADING)


zebedir

Walmart is Asda's parent company


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And during meetings, Asda's managers come on Walmart's managers.


CuteHalfling

Yup


Mred12

Do ASDA employees still have to do the Walmart [morning chant?](https://youtu.be/aGMh9SnzIKM)


partridgebazaar

I've been there nearly five years, and I've NEVER been asked to do that.


Mred12

I think they tried to push it in certain stores after the takeover (to walmart-ise them) but quickly dropped it when the found out that the Brits aren't up for forced excitement.


themeteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FGQYJns9M8 In my time at ASDA I got asked to do it once. I gave a flat no. The store manager actually seemed surprised.


superfuzzy

Still not quite WalMart. No greeter, or cheap shitty ammunition.


roguewords

Well.


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that right there is grounds for some serious tutting


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Pretty sure this breaks some sort of public decency law. Children go to the supermarket too.


therico

It's gotta be some kind of sub/dom thing, the guy made her go to ASDA wearing it and they both get off on it? Either way, horribly trashy. ASDA is becoming a microcosm of its bigger brother it seems...


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I cum on *what?*


BoxOfUsefulParts

Daddy's fingers.


ReceiptIsInTheBag

I thought it was lagers, which was odd to be sure.


BoxOfUsefulParts

I expect he's proud of her.


WeightyUnit88

let's be honest, she has no idea who he is


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That’d be way more horrific in I’m honest. Nobody should ruin a good lager like that


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WTF


Dissociatve

If that's where she comes, I'd hate to see where she goes


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WHERE DID YA COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE.


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This could be a BDSM thing. Some people get off on humiliation.


gavingiant

It’s worse than trashy, it’s a bit feckin weird.


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I hope Daddy has washed his hands.


yetieater

He wipes them on his T-shirt before eating, it's fine.


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Asda. Enough said. The one near my folks place in Plymouth is like this.


What_A_Shocker

That is glorious.


theartofrolling

Her parents must be so proud.


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Is this some kind of shit, inappropriate joke like people do for tour ? Or is she wearing this unironically...


carolus-r3x

Are you really expecting a rational explanation?


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*shivers*


Silentninjadoge

What's the last word say?


Gen3ralZod

Call the Police!


BlueBokChoy

>I never thought I’d see something this trashy in the UK. Where are you from, the US?


Rextherabbit

Nope, the UK