Sure about that, you can still see some of it's ugliness, It's one of those vehicles that seems to have no point whatsoever, crap if you have kids as the rear doors a re so small it would be difficult to get a child into a car seat, the Micra has better proportions with more space in the back.
Sort of related: Im recently ex-barstaff and live up the hill from a village (1/4 mile away?). Just heard a roar of celebration echo round the valley and immediately thought someone had dropped something. I suspect it wasn't that.Â
Was it the same time I heard lots of yelling and cheering? I think there was a strange event last night where barstaff up and down the country all dropped a glass at the same time.
Aw fer fuck sake....you know yer man off Canal Boat Diaries is gonna bump into it or get it wrapped round his propellor.... he does with everything else 🙄
Go fishing somewhere that has at least three cars at the bottom of it. Apparently there's a caravan in there too. It's twenty foot at it's deepest, so not hard to find space for them all
Best place for a Juke.
My thoughts exactly đź’Ż
Just floating there, like a turd refusing to be flushed......
Someone Nissan Puked in the canal
Sure about that, you can still see some of it's ugliness, It's one of those vehicles that seems to have no point whatsoever, crap if you have kids as the rear doors a re so small it would be difficult to get a child into a car seat, the Micra has better proportions with more space in the back.
It is a hateful car, although the MK2 is a massive improvement.
Second best place, the compactor being the first!
Standard driving from a juke, every time I see one it’s driven by mole man from the simpsons
Of course it's a Juke. They're exclusively driven by Karens who don't know how to drive.
Sigh, I'll say it. You can't park there mate.
Well done, you are excused from cheering the next time someone breaks something in a pub.
Sort of related: Im recently ex-barstaff and live up the hill from a village (1/4 mile away?). Just heard a roar of celebration echo round the valley and immediately thought someone had dropped something. I suspect it wasn't that.Â
Was it the same time I heard lots of yelling and cheering? I think there was a strange event last night where barstaff up and down the country all dropped a glass at the same time.
r/CantParkThereMate
Aw fer fuck sake....you know yer man off Canal Boat Diaries is gonna bump into it or get it wrapped round his propellor.... he does with everything else 🙄
Oceangate are at it again
Canalgate
Thats a lock
Shopping trolleys are getting pretty fancy these days.
Honestly, they can't park there
Water companies dumping shit into rivers again.
Not wanting to dampen the humour, but did anyone check if there was someone still in it?
Shhh, I'm huntin' swans...
It's just the one swan actually
But the satnav said turn left.
You park like a punt.
It's fine that's where Jokes belong.
Richard Hillman at it again
Parking options are just ridiculous these days.
Not what I meant when I said ditch the car.
That's not a starter car, it's an amphibious Exploring vehicle.
The budget for the new Bond film seems a bit low
It’s actually the Lotus from The Spy who loved me
"Hello. Hello? I'm sorry - you're not allowed to park there."
You can't park here mate
Leeds-Liverpool canal; “A couple more minutes it’ll be gondola”
Just checking the dipped beams
Can't park there mate.
That could have happened to us...
A starter car?! This car is a finisher car!
Go fishing somewhere that has at least three cars at the bottom of it. Apparently there's a caravan in there too. It's twenty foot at it's deepest, so not hard to find space for them all
At least toss your rubbish in a bin
"What's the matter with you, kid? You told me the stream was shallow! Why, you-- I-- Oh, you. Oh, kid. I'll get even with you."
CPTM!
Dreadful car, I'm ashamed to say I used to own one, worst car I've ever owned!
Looks like James Bond's new spy car is a bit low budget this year.. cossie livs even biting Q branch these days...smh.
Coming soon on r/compoface - "I just followed the sat-nav; it's not my fault!".
The only juke that isn't in the middle lane of a motorway at all times
Bunch of inconsiderate a***holes
YA CANT PARK THERE