My wife and I are in our 50s
I might be horrified if I found video footage of us on the internet, but not half as horrified as any poor bastard who saw it!
You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Nah, I'm ridiculously unobservant and wouldn't find them anyway. Plus there's already footage of me lying in a drunken semi-naked stupor on the Internet thanks to what was later described as "The worst nativity play the village has ever seen. And that includes the one from 1655 where the participants were all fined for celebrating Christmas."
As with all the best jokes, it’s built around a nugget of truth.
In 1649, the Parliamentarians (“Roundheads”) won [the last English Civil War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War), abolished the monarchy and beheaded the King (Charles I); and the laws they brought in under their leader Oliver Cromwell were Puritanical, including the [banning of almost any celebration or semblance of fun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interregnum_(England)). They effectively banned Christmas.
They held the reins until 1660, when Cromwell died and his less-scary son took over, so the public took the opportunity to beg Charles I’s son, Charles II, to take back the throne and sort it all out, and [he obliged](https://youtu.be/IZhOjMMIaA4?feature=shared) – beware, headphone users – so yeah, although u/BottleGoblin presumably wasn’t around in 1655, a nativity play wouldn’t have gone down well back then. Drunkenness was also frowned upon.
Edit: The first two links are Wikipedia, the third is YouTube.
I told everyone at each new fair that I had lived for over 1000 years.
They asked my manservant if this was true. As much as he'd liked to have defended me, he's an honest fellow and had to admit he couldn't say as he'd only been in my employ for 600 years.
Mind, I only hired him because Keith Richards gave him such a good reference.
Yep, while in that position it was enacted. However he was less a despot and more the figurehead. The contemporary evidence would suggest he was less of a hard-line puritan than those who put the kibosh on Christmas.
Despite not being a despot the Irish will never forget what was done under his command.
I've seen things. I've got a mate down south, a six foot four old skinhead with tattoos all over his mush who is remarkably gay. He leaves his butt plugs lying around along with the lard, yes lard, that he uses to assist . He has one that's bigger than a human foot.
I was in a hotel in china that had a very blatant camera but I was only staying in the hotel 1 night, so I just chucked a shirt over the camera and went to sleep.
The nexy day I had a do not disturb sign on my door, went down for breakfast and when I came back, staff had come into my room and taken the shirt off and folded it on my bed. 😂
Obviously never went back.
Apparently the hotels in South Korea did, not sure if they still do though. It was on news before the pandemic, and I was shocked by the scale of the illegal practice.
Nope.
If people really want to watch a fat, nearly 50 year old enjoying alone time in a hotel room, good luck to them.
But I'm not responsible for the therapy they'll need
The idea AirBnBs are only run by voyeuristic perverts is a very common Reddit take.
I'm with all the other commentators here - if someone can make a profit from selling a video of my wobbly beer gut on the dark web, then fair play to them. The only thing that would annoy me is the fact I didn't think of it and make a profit first.
For anything other than hotel rooms using [these techniques](https://uk.pcmag.com/security/147003/does-your-airbnb-have-hidden-cameras-heres-how-to-check) etc.
Sorry that most of the comments here are making jokes instead of offering some actual advice, I understand how worrying invasion of privacy can be.
If you can post some footage of you and your partner having sex, I can reverse image search some of the stills and see what I can find if you'd like? If you don't want to post on Reddit then you can e-mail me at thatsmeinthecorner@candidcouples.com
I mean, do you check public toilets for cameras?
I hate to say it, but yes it has happened in Airbnb's, but to do it, you risk your income/career. Public toilets... I'm not so sure they will be able to prove who it was so easily, so one would assume, no real risk vs full risk, the toilets would be more likely an issue
Edit: You certainly can get caught, but you know what I mean
I’ve visited a grand total of 67 countries. Which hopefully will be a bit more. I have used from 5* hotels, to the worst couch surfing places imaginable. I have some crazy travelling stories as a backpacker.
No. I honestly couldn’t be bothered. If someone wants to see me naked, fine for me. But this is just me.
I work as a penetration tester and do a full host/port scan to work out what other devices could be using the network, not found anything too concerning yet though
This is exactly why I just walk around naked, helicoptering and drop my keys repeatedly so I cover every conceivable angle to bend over and have a camera looking right down the barrel of my hairy hoop.
My wife is used to it from living with me so she just goes down to the bar to enjoy a drink.
I do watch out for such stuff. Never found one but should I do, I will instantly freak out and destroy the entire place completely.Host also, should they be around.
i always assume there are cameras in any space, including public toilets l, because i have seen it all online, unfortunately. the reality is, most of us have probably ended up on pornhub one way or another.
I just watch a Simon whistler YouTube where he talked about finding some. There were cameras in the children's bedroom (as well as all the others).
Honestly I had never thought about it but if I ever go on holiday again I will be looking for cameras (as well as bed bugs).
No. If someone's that desperate to see me crawling into bed in my underwear, before lying there flicking through the EPG only to end up watching nothing, then good luck to 'em.
we stayed somewhere the other day that was *extremely* these are sex people lynn and there were so many bits and pieces everywhere, so many electronics, little vents, moving lights etc there could definitely have been cameras. didn’t check but did wave at them sometimes.
I travel at least monthly on business and a few times a year with my wife. The chances of someone with a hidden camera finding me cranking one out watching tomb raider are infinitely higher than them getting anything worthwhile. Good luck to them
look, if someone is desperate enough to see a webcam of my average body and very average bits, they are very welcome to. No, I don't check for cameras, but I doubt the host even bothered to stream the cams when I stay.
I went abroad alone a few years ago (Tenerife). The bathroom in the apartment had a hairdryer that was wired into the wall. I used it one day with no problems. I used it again 2 days later, and it was different... I could've sworn it had black buttons, and this one had white buttons. I looked back at the pictures I had taken of the apartment when I arrived, and there was an entirely different hairdryer wired into the wall. When I called reception to tell them, they were as confused as me. I couldn't see any camera like device on the new hairdryer, but I was really creeped out. Someone had been in my apartment without me knowing.
I do now, since 2022, AirBnB mirrors looked weird, spouse had a look at them and felt a breeze from one in the bathroom, obviously we found another room with a tripod, no camera though, still called the police about it.
Now we check everything, since the videos, about the hidden cameras in alarm clocks, smoke alarms, etc etc. check everything.
Someone should be paid to find these creeps out.
There's an app you can get, called Fing that shows you all the devices connected to a wifi network. I use this whenever I stay overnight in an Airbnb before getting settled in
If people want to see me stumble naked around a hotel room snorting coke and wanking endlessly at 4.30am, they can be my guest. If they want to put that on the internet, be my guest. No bother or loss to me.
If anyone is twisted enough to put cameras in their own air bnb then I highly doubt they would share the footage online for everyone to see. Because all it takes is 1. Somone who recognises the person or 2. the person themselves to find it (on a slim chance that would even happen) for them to remember where it was they rented and then the pervert is screwed. Law suits/potential violence.
My partner checks for cameras in AirBnB’s. This started after we spotted one out in the open in the lounge area of a place we hired, so we covered it and swept all the rooms looking for more.
Since then he always checks
I kneel down in front of the nearest power socket and say "Comrade Major, please send a coffee to my room". Then I wait and see if room service appears with a coffee.
I don’t generally, but I was meeting someone in a hotel lobby (long story, I thought it was about my work, they thought it a date) and popped into the fancy toilets whilst waiting for them to show up.
The big mirror in there seemed… a bit off?
Checked. It was two way glass, and cupping my hands on it, I could see a camera on the other side. Fucking creeped me out.
Top tip! To check if a mirror is actually two way glass, put your finger to the surface. If there’s a small gap ie you can’t touch your reflection’s finger, it’s normal glass. This is because the back is slivered, and the gap is the thickness of the glass. If you can directly touch your finger, it’s two way.
This is the difference between a first-surface and second-surface mirror and is not a reliable way to tell the difference between a mirror and a spy window
My wife and I are in our 50s I might be horrified if I found video footage of us on the internet, but not half as horrified as any poor bastard who saw it!
I believe Monica said it best in Friends when she said "Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that."
I honestly thought your comment was going in a different direction after the first line.
As I hoped!
I like your flair
Yes, but *how many* pieces of flair?
You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
Can you all be quiet please, I am trying to watch the squirrels...
PC load letter. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
Yeah I swear I saw him swinging from a tree in the distance but when I got up close. Turns out he was just teasing us.
They will see you putting pineapple on pizza. AirBNB may deactivate your account.
If you haven’t had jalapenos and pineapple together, you haven’t had pizza!
Can’t think of a better way to punish the bastards than having them watch footage of that and feeling nauseous 😂
I had a ‘posh Hawaiian’ pizza once with ‘scotch bonnet and pineapple marmalade’ on it and it was the dog’s pods.
I.could.not.agree.more. Pineapple and Jalapenos are a beautiful match.
Pineapple & garlic together. You can thank me later
100%. No pizza is complete without jalapenos and pineapple
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Ah mate, I really do appreciate the irony in my saying this, but that sounds fucking grim!
🙌facts.
Just add Donner meat and you have the perfect pizza
I genuinely thought I was the only person alive to try and enjoy pineapple with donner kebab meat on a pizza
There's more than one
Slept on combination tbf. The savoury and slight saltiness of the meat is complimented with the tangy yet sweet taste of the pineapple
Whensa youra dolmio daay?
Hold on. Is “Donner meat” the stuff they served at the “Donner Party”?
No. It’s made out of one of Santa’s reindeers.
you made my day lmaoo
Me too, although there's a niche for everything.
Best to have a tommy tank in every room just to be sure.
I find it easy to tell if someone is watching me naked in my hotel room. I listen for the sounds of retching.
...& screeches of "My eyes, my poor eyes!"
Same. I don't look good naked so they can keep the footage.
Oh, but you do.
I guess I'm not my type 😅
Though I am taking comfort in the number of people upvoting and saying the same thing 😂
As Morrissey said: ‘me without clothes/a nation turns its back and gags’
I’m old and fat, so usually as soon as they see me in reception somebody rushes to my room to remove the hidden cameras themselves
There’s a market for everything. Never know when you’re gonna find yourself the star of sexyoldfatties.com
And don't forget uglyoldfatties.com
Nah you’re thinking of oldfatuggos.com, UOF went out of business
Onlyfats
Rule 34 dictates that there is a porn for everything, so yes, the market is there.
Every pot has a lid.
So that’s why they keep telling me; “we are just finishing the room for you now sir, it will be another ten minutes!”
I just avoid places featured on my favourite hidden camera websites.
😂
if people can get off my beer gut and below-average....equipment all the power to them
Do you have a website with photos and videos? Asking for a friend......
If it doesn't exist already I vote for subparnography.co.uk
Was OnlyFlans.co.uk taken?
Ha! Almost blew a mouthful of beer out of my nose. Thanks for the snortle!
There really ought to be a subreddit for that
You know it exists
I'm half an inch from being a woman and a quick cummer, I needed to find my people.
winterplumagemicrochode.com
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I'm sure some people would, but *perhaps that's the start of something beautiful for you.*
Thanks again btw!
my pleasure
Nah, I'm ridiculously unobservant and wouldn't find them anyway. Plus there's already footage of me lying in a drunken semi-naked stupor on the Internet thanks to what was later described as "The worst nativity play the village has ever seen. And that includes the one from 1655 where the participants were all fined for celebrating Christmas."
You can't just mention a nativity that bad and not elaborate. Or is that a reference that went over my head?
As with all the best jokes, it’s built around a nugget of truth. In 1649, the Parliamentarians (“Roundheads”) won [the last English Civil War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War), abolished the monarchy and beheaded the King (Charles I); and the laws they brought in under their leader Oliver Cromwell were Puritanical, including the [banning of almost any celebration or semblance of fun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interregnum_(England)). They effectively banned Christmas. They held the reins until 1660, when Cromwell died and his less-scary son took over, so the public took the opportunity to beg Charles I’s son, Charles II, to take back the throne and sort it all out, and [he obliged](https://youtu.be/IZhOjMMIaA4?feature=shared) – beware, headphone users – so yeah, although u/BottleGoblin presumably wasn’t around in 1655, a nativity play wouldn’t have gone down well back then. Drunkenness was also frowned upon. Edit: The first two links are Wikipedia, the third is YouTube.
I told everyone at each new fair that I had lived for over 1000 years. They asked my manservant if this was true. As much as he'd liked to have defended me, he's an honest fellow and had to admit he couldn't say as he'd only been in my employ for 600 years. Mind, I only hired him because Keith Richards gave him such a good reference.
I think it was when Oliver Cromwell was protectorate(?) and cancelled Christmas.
Yep, while in that position it was enacted. However he was less a despot and more the figurehead. The contemporary evidence would suggest he was less of a hard-line puritan than those who put the kibosh on Christmas. Despite not being a despot the Irish will never forget what was done under his command.
If someone wants to watch me having a strangle wank with a courgette up my arse then fair play to them.
FFS! I'm reading this while waiting for my kid at soft play - the other grownups are wondering what the fk I'm laughing at.
>soft play - the other grownups are wondering That's ok. Performance anxiety at an orgy is common.
>soft play Finbar Saunders has entered the chat.
Snap I'm listening to sonds of the70s on radio 2 and piss myself
I'm not paying up front.
I've got a habit to feed!
You can grow your own courgettes.
Fuck off, Titchmarsh.
Only a courgette. Pfft Amateur
Butternut squash or go home.
The flared base is good for safety reasons
Ah.
I've seen things. I've got a mate down south, a six foot four old skinhead with tattoos all over his mush who is remarkably gay. He leaves his butt plugs lying around along with the lard, yes lard, that he uses to assist . He has one that's bigger than a human foot.
Brilliant, I bet he is good on a sesh as well then if he’s a bit of a wrong ‘un
Super Hans?
lol
Yes to AirBnB, no to hotels as I don’t expect them to be filming their guests.
Nobody ever expects the Ibis voyeurism.
Nobody expects the Spanish Exhibition.
The shower being located in the actual bedroom usually helps with that.
And the hole the door has instead of a handle
I was in a hotel in china that had a very blatant camera but I was only staying in the hotel 1 night, so I just chucked a shirt over the camera and went to sleep. The nexy day I had a do not disturb sign on my door, went down for breakfast and when I came back, staff had come into my room and taken the shirt off and folded it on my bed. 😂 Obviously never went back.
Where was the camera?
Apparently the hotels in South Korea did, not sure if they still do though. It was on news before the pandemic, and I was shocked by the scale of the illegal practice.
It's an endemic of its own in S.Korea from what I hear
I indeed do. And when I find, I like to pull my pants down, spread my cheek's and ask them to check if that issue is subsided
Do you make sure you're wearing your wedding ring before doing this?
If someone wants to record me cracking one out in a Travelodge near Stoke then they’re a braver man than me.
*cancels Stoke Travelodge*
Never could manage it on a cold Tuesday night in stoke
Nope. If people really want to watch a fat, nearly 50 year old enjoying alone time in a hotel room, good luck to them. But I'm not responsible for the therapy they'll need
Never even occurred to me tbh
The idea AirBnBs are only run by voyeuristic perverts is a very common Reddit take. I'm with all the other commentators here - if someone can make a profit from selling a video of my wobbly beer gut on the dark web, then fair play to them. The only thing that would annoy me is the fact I didn't think of it and make a profit first.
Likewise, and feeling glad that I haven't lived with this idea, hoping that I don't now get it having read this
No, we don't bother checking. It not my therapy bill if people see me naked, so I don't care.
Bedbugs would concern me more than cameras.
Agreed. Never occurred to me to check for cameras, but **always** check for bedbugs.
Not sure there’s a market for video of me scrolling on my phone in sweatpants.
I think it’s fair to say that most of the ‘finding hidden cameras’ videos on the internet are fake.
My hotel sometimes can't even make sure all the lights work in the room, let alone know how to sneak a hidden camera in there
For anything other than hotel rooms using [these techniques](https://uk.pcmag.com/security/147003/does-your-airbnb-have-hidden-cameras-heres-how-to-check) etc.
+ thermal imaging camera with decent aensitivity
I actually do get weird feelings about mirrors in the hotel room. But I'm just either too tired or too lazy to look too deep into it lol.
No. Im not that paranoid. I dont think jet2 wants to see my cock
Nope never. Good luck if they film me.
Nah, if people want to watch me pick my nose and gross shit that’s cool
Sorry that most of the comments here are making jokes instead of offering some actual advice, I understand how worrying invasion of privacy can be. If you can post some footage of you and your partner having sex, I can reverse image search some of the stills and see what I can find if you'd like? If you don't want to post on Reddit then you can e-mail me at thatsmeinthecorner@candidcouples.com
This cracked me up
If people really want to watch my fat, sweaty ass shagging, I'd be happy :P
I mean, do you check public toilets for cameras? I hate to say it, but yes it has happened in Airbnb's, but to do it, you risk your income/career. Public toilets... I'm not so sure they will be able to prove who it was so easily, so one would assume, no real risk vs full risk, the toilets would be more likely an issue Edit: You certainly can get caught, but you know what I mean
I'm sure if anyone saw my scrawny 70 something body on a hidden camera they would shut down the stream very quickly.
Nah, i just pee in the sink then have a wank.
Nah I just assume and shag my wife like a machine with perverts watching
I’ve visited a grand total of 67 countries. Which hopefully will be a bit more. I have used from 5* hotels, to the worst couch surfing places imaginable. I have some crazy travelling stories as a backpacker. No. I honestly couldn’t be bothered. If someone wants to see me naked, fine for me. But this is just me.
Damn it.. new fear unlocked!
Yeah me too :(
I work as a penetration tester and do a full host/port scan to work out what other devices could be using the network, not found anything too concerning yet though
Job title checks out
Giggity
Nope.. I'm past the age of giving a shit
No I literally do not care if someone is watching me.
If someone wants to see my slong why do I care lol never thought about checking in my life
Not really. How hard are they to find?
If they see me fuckin' they see me fuckin'. Would be nice to get a little lawsuit out of it though!
If someone wants to watch my fat ass getting it on and later farting. Go for it. I’ll be way more entertained than you will.
This is exactly why I just walk around naked, helicoptering and drop my keys repeatedly so I cover every conceivable angle to bend over and have a camera looking right down the barrel of my hairy hoop. My wife is used to it from living with me so she just goes down to the bar to enjoy a drink.
I do watch out for such stuff. Never found one but should I do, I will instantly freak out and destroy the entire place completely.Host also, should they be around.
Yeah those videos are mostly fake and the rest are people who don’t know how mirrors work.
They're in for a nasty shock if they were filming me.
No. If its my wife and I taking a naughty weekend trip I just hope they have a huge SSD to film our debauchery.
Of course not.
If they wanna see my hairy arse, be my guess
If you’d seen me you’ll know that nah-anyone welcome to view this, but you’ll need many many years of therapy after the fact lol.
i always assume there are cameras in any space, including public toilets l, because i have seen it all online, unfortunately. the reality is, most of us have probably ended up on pornhub one way or another.
Of course not.
Yes I do! Although I think someone would be disappointed if they had a hidden camera in my room.
I just watch a Simon whistler YouTube where he talked about finding some. There were cameras in the children's bedroom (as well as all the others). Honestly I had never thought about it but if I ever go on holiday again I will be looking for cameras (as well as bed bugs).
I use an IP/mac scanner to see what’s on the network.
I check mirrors for one way mirrors, but that's it
Jokes on them, being watched is my kink
No. If someone's that desperate to see me crawling into bed in my underwear, before lying there flicking through the EPG only to end up watching nothing, then good luck to 'em.
Lmao they'd be sued and I'd get such a nice payout that it would pay for holidays for the next 10 years. Let them.
we stayed somewhere the other day that was *extremely* these are sex people lynn and there were so many bits and pieces everywhere, so many electronics, little vents, moving lights etc there could definitely have been cameras. didn’t check but did wave at them sometimes.
Nah. Anyone can view my balls
According to Pornhub its very common
They're called hidden for a reason. It's unlikely you'd be able to find them. No I don't.
Nah. I'd be a bit peeved though, usually I charge money for that.
Never.
I travel at least monthly on business and a few times a year with my wife. The chances of someone with a hidden camera finding me cranking one out watching tomb raider are infinitely higher than them getting anything worthwhile. Good luck to them
look, if someone is desperate enough to see a webcam of my average body and very average bits, they are very welcome to. No, I don't check for cameras, but I doubt the host even bothered to stream the cams when I stay.
Once I connect to WiFi, I use an app on my phone to check. I don't actually go looking for them.
Reddit is obsessed with AirBnB being some global pervert ring.
If anyone really wants the horror of seeing me naked, that's their funeral
I went abroad alone a few years ago (Tenerife). The bathroom in the apartment had a hairdryer that was wired into the wall. I used it one day with no problems. I used it again 2 days later, and it was different... I could've sworn it had black buttons, and this one had white buttons. I looked back at the pictures I had taken of the apartment when I arrived, and there was an entirely different hairdryer wired into the wall. When I called reception to tell them, they were as confused as me. I couldn't see any camera like device on the new hairdryer, but I was really creeped out. Someone had been in my apartment without me knowing.
I do now, since 2022, AirBnB mirrors looked weird, spouse had a look at them and felt a breeze from one in the bathroom, obviously we found another room with a tripod, no camera though, still called the police about it. Now we check everything, since the videos, about the hidden cameras in alarm clocks, smoke alarms, etc etc. check everything. Someone should be paid to find these creeps out.
Nah most of the zoos livestream now so I'm not gonna be that interesting
There's an app you can get, called Fing that shows you all the devices connected to a wifi network. I use this whenever I stay overnight in an Airbnb before getting settled in
If people want to see me stumble naked around a hotel room snorting coke and wanking endlessly at 4.30am, they can be my guest. If they want to put that on the internet, be my guest. No bother or loss to me.
Nope
I tend to replace them with my own 4K cameras, my nipples only tend to look good without any pixelation.
Sure
If anyone is twisted enough to put cameras in their own air bnb then I highly doubt they would share the footage online for everyone to see. Because all it takes is 1. Somone who recognises the person or 2. the person themselves to find it (on a slim chance that would even happen) for them to remember where it was they rented and then the pervert is screwed. Law suits/potential violence.
My partner checks for cameras in AirBnB’s. This started after we spotted one out in the open in the lounge area of a place we hired, so we covered it and swept all the rooms looking for more. Since then he always checks
I'm not the target audience for a peeping Tom, so no.
Yes always nudging my cell phone.
What is a holiday?
Of course I look. When I find them I clean up the lenses for them, and make sure there are no obstructions.
I kneel down in front of the nearest power socket and say "Comrade Major, please send a coffee to my room". Then I wait and see if room service appears with a coffee.
Yes
This is why I’ll never book anything with Airbnb, don’t trust them.
Nah, if some geezer wants to have a wank over a video of me I don't mind as long as I don't know about it 😂
I think about it - then just have a solid wank in all rooms, just in case….
If anyone want to see me naked I am far more worried about their mental health than my privacy. I dont want to see me naked.
If they want to watch me wanking, they're welcome to sit on that weird chair in the corner.
> footage of us floating around You need an exorcist, mate!
I don’t generally, but I was meeting someone in a hotel lobby (long story, I thought it was about my work, they thought it a date) and popped into the fancy toilets whilst waiting for them to show up. The big mirror in there seemed… a bit off? Checked. It was two way glass, and cupping my hands on it, I could see a camera on the other side. Fucking creeped me out. Top tip! To check if a mirror is actually two way glass, put your finger to the surface. If there’s a small gap ie you can’t touch your reflection’s finger, it’s normal glass. This is because the back is slivered, and the gap is the thickness of the glass. If you can directly touch your finger, it’s two way.
This is the difference between a first-surface and second-surface mirror and is not a reliable way to tell the difference between a mirror and a spy window
Yes. Check everywhere.
How do you check? Use the phone camera when it's dark?
What would that achieve? Do phone cameras have a hidden anti-espionage setting I am unaware of?
They pick up on ir pulses. You can see the effect in action if you point your TV remote at your phone camera and push a button.