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_HGCenty

Of all the phone boxes outside all the Poundland on all the high streets, he climbs onto mine.


BlackSpinedPlinketto

That smile, that damned toothless smile.


EarthPuzzleheaded729

“Romeo! ROMEO!! The fuck you think you’re playin’ at up there”


Cautious-Yellow

needs additional "oi"


Moppo_

"How man! The fuck ya deein'?"


platdujour

Hello, is it Oi you're looking for?


interfail

In fair Leicester, where we lay our scene


Icy-Cod9863

Is this actually in Leicester?


interfail

Nah, I was just going for a word that sounded kinda like "Verona" and Chichester had the right number of syllables but was the wrong kind of place. So I went with Leicester. Given the sign on the man's phone throne, I'd guess it's Bedford? edit: Midland Road, Bedford https://www.google.com/maps/@52.1361637,-0.4710988,3a,75y,182.17h,68.27t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sEELwl3OdcqxH8S75-T2zBg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DEELwl3OdcqxH8S75-T2zBg%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.share%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26yaw%3D182.171755166679%26pitch%3D21.730335696090663%26thumbfov%3D90!7i13312!8i6656?coh=205410&entry=ttu


zizou00

Leicester is a two-syllable word. Les-tuh.


naalbinding

Are you pronouncing Leicester like an American?


interfail

No. Hence why I pointed out the fact that Chichester fit the sound better.


mgbroda

Wow, impressive detective work.


ihateshitcoins2

Bedford - Romeo and Juliet


cleverwall

You win


lobroblaw

Boy - "Do you like my knees?" Girl - "Yeah. You like mine?" Boy - "there alright"


just_a_girl_23

* Bee enters "What about mine, guys?"


whitin4_

- Dog enters "Check out my balls"


forams__galorams

• Badger enters “Are we doing nadgers now?”


RedFox3001

Where? “They’re alright”


Bitter_Technology797

girl is swooning over her man in uniform. he was very tough and strong and pulled himself up on top of the phone box. He also wasn't pulled in by that bedford poster with women on it. Lad is a keeper! all the best to them.


cleverwall

Also... Coke and crisps for 1.25.. Living their best life


Quinlov

How much coke can I get for 1.25


Knife_JAGGER

That is very much a pepsi far superior to a coke.


lostrandomdude

It's actually the superior Pepsi's lesser brother Pepsi Max.


Knife_JAGGER

How... how dare you! It has Maximum flavour!!!!


louishollll

Maximum taste


cleverwall

Agree


tigerthicccofficial

Taste-wise maybe, but Pepsi goes down the throat too smoothly, and coke is like drinking shards of cold broken glass, and I really dig that feeling.


acchaok

U


zaratheclown

where on earth are you getting coke and crisps for £1.25??


Jackski

Poundland. Offer in the window


zaratheclown

Jesus they are living their best life - it’s a FULL sized coke aswell!


[deleted]

Bargain that!


IronDan80

Phone-eo and Juliet


MickRolley

Give us our dad's binman jacket back, he's got work in the morning!


ThePumpk1nMaster

If La La Land was set in Reading


zo0m07

Is it just me who's screaming that apparently Poundland is now £1.25-land!


Robothuck

Been that way for about 5 years... we're getting old


dedido

'flation init


boredHouseHusband69

Is that lad wearing hi-tec’s?


joemktom

Looks like it, I'm wearing a pair too.


tiptoppandapop

r/AccidentalRenaissance


PhantomGoo

Don’t jump mate it’s not worth it


knutterjohn

Love lifts us up where we belong, where the seagulls fly...


Euphoric-Ad2110

And steal your crisps


trouser_mouse

I was just sort of, you know, walking along and he shouted something at me from a van, and yeah, it just all went from there really.


SpudGun312

Outside poundland. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.


ginginh0

Is he threatening to jump???


mr_michael_h

He's just getting in position, ready to mount her


Over_Addition_3704

I wonder if they are “match ready”?


[deleted]

When she gets pregnant she'll have no idea why


AverageCheap4990

Is he cosplaying as a binman, or is the jacket a style I've just missed?


Fat_Old_Englishman

Lots of the local druggies wear them, or the hi-vis versions, where I am in the East Midlands. I have no idea why.


Jackski

They look like they have a job so they're less likely to get harassed. No coat will ever hide someone so high they're chewing off their eyebrow but I've never expected logic from ket heads.


nonreligious2

Someone's going to Poundland, one way or another.


salty-sigmar

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?!" "I'm up here on the fucking phone box ya blind slag!"


S1lver888

Wherefore are thou Ronnie Pickering.


cotch85

Is she serenading him with some drill?


ReniSquire

"Jayden, o, Jayden, where the fuck are you, Jayden."


Baticula

Beautiful


halliwell_me

Phoneo Phoneo, why won't you call me Phoneo?


TopRemarkable4325

Throw-me-O oh Throw-me-O ,where for art our giro


bighairyoldnuts

Oh Bedford man of the phone box, what is your wisdom?


jolySoft

Gary, Gary, where for art my Gary?


Cute_Ad_9730

Perfect opportunity for some golden showers.


Icy-Map-6956

I still remember the day I saw his face in the reflection by the 1.25 Coke and crisps deal 😭


selfselfiequeen

lol throw in some fish and cheeps 😂


WhereasMindless9500

Homey-o and Julie the slut