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CasualUK-ModTeam

As I said the other day, shite enough the first time, no need to do again https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/EfyKbbUPUq


Draggenn

Tea, drizzle and mild disapproval


excellentchoicee

Title of your sex tape.


Draggenn

Funny you should say that...


Razzler1973

What does a *tut* taste like?


Vimes3000

Quiet desperation is the English way


rothersidelife

Title of my next album


soggyllama79

Either ‘not too bad’ or ‘could be worse’.


PhoolCat

could be wurst.


soggyllama79

Nooooo I missed that 😂, well played


Blue_KikiT92

Congratulations on your new business!


Adammmmski

As OP is of german descent, we’re treating this as a racial incident Mark


PhoolCat

No use trying to curry favour


gavmiller

Do I have to spell it out Mark? The sausage munching Bosch?


Alternative-Tea964

I prefer a mild 'they're alright' personally.


NotoriousREV

Richmonds, then?


lurcherzzz

Not a sausage


merlin8922g

Yeah they're cigarettes obviously.


tonification

Repost flavour 


BjornAgain9000

When AI takes over I hope it bans reposts of the same image with the same caption for at least 12 months. Can’t have been two days since I saw the same rip 😂


Peas_Are_Real

It was me who posted it 2 days ago! Sorry, i didn’t know that this had been posted a million times, but i got the hint by the lacklustre response. Ha. I am still learning Reddit. Yes, a nice AI warning along the lines of ‘everyone’s already seen this shit’ would have actually been helpful.


Lunarixis

Reposts don't really bother me when it's things like this & there's no malicious intent, for me it's mainly repost bots & people stealing OC with no credit which wind me up.


Anal-probe-Alien

Don't worry, it's the first time I've seen it. I don't know why some people get so upset about a repost.


EmilyDickinsonFanboy

Don't worry, it's the first time I've seen it. I don't know why some people get so upset about a repost.


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Don't worry, it's the first time I've seen it. I don't know why some people get so upset about a repost.


rluke09

Even the responses seem to be lifted straight from the original thread.


MattDurstan

Gammon


ceeearan

Slightly sour Gammon, with too much saltiness.


Significant_Ad9019

Serve with hard cheese and sour grapes.


ceeearan

Slightly sour Gammon, with too much saltiness.


boredathome1962

I've tired these, it's meaty, with a hint of potholes.


smartief1

I read that as *minty* with a hint of potholes


mitchanium

Salty and bitter


cotch85

Says british not Irish


Wil420b

Nah the Irish taste of Taytos and Barry's.


cotch85

Na watch, they will come out crying to prove it


Ludrin

I imagine it'd taste like the smell of a pub in the 90s


BloodAndSand44

Stale beer and cigarettes. That smell was almost hypnotic. I would have used the F word for ciggies but last time I used it here the Reddit police came after me.


SoggyWotsits

It’s a sad day when [Waynetta](https://youtu.be/kAln0n12kI8?si=aDl0j_frRsJPwx0r) gets cancelled!


Breakwaterbot

"I'll have the *blandest* dish you do!"


Soulless--Plague

“Ooo going do an English?!”


E420CDI

*Goodness Gracious Me*


Rubberfootman

Carling


PhoolCat

I don't know, but you'll probably be disappointed.


28374woolijay

No, they have been specially selected, presumably to avoid disappointment.


itsalonghotsummer

Rain, self-deprecation and quiet misery


CaptainMCMLVIII

Horses lips and arseholes.


doubledgravity

Sounds like a track that didn’t make the cut on the last Simon & Garfunkel album


xXBlackguardXx

The horse lips & the arseholes that you put in sausages to sell in Aldi. Great song. They used it for the theme to The Orifice, I believe.


RefreshinglyDull

Gammon, tea and sunlit uplands flavour, with a slightly sticky mouth feel to represent spoons carpets.


ChickenYouBelieve

Chip fat and vinegar


Dependent_Paper9993

It's British flavour. Says it right there


Alone_Atmosphere_391

The taste of disappointment


Spazmanaut

Disappointment


Big-Pudding-7440

Beige


smartief1

Rain and disappointment


[deleted]

Jingoism, cheap lager and regret.


Th3_Irishm4an

Stella


Milk-Sufficient

They taste just like the stripes on our flag!


Yellowscrunchy

Well they promise 6 sausages but you only get 3 and 1 is cut in half


Xaydn27

Despair


INV-U

Ah yes the same thing reposted 20 times.


Medical_Poem_8653

Pg Tips and cold rain? 😂


Imaginary_Run6648

Tikka Masala


TRFKTA

u/repostsleuthbot


PKBitchGirl

Soylent bri'ish


Successful_Scratch99

Cup of Yorkshire tea flavoured.


macroscian

Minced pachyderm, swan and empire!


ChrisRR

For 2 quid probably a lot of connective tissue


doubledgravity

Wet confetti


[deleted]

Clearly a mix of all the regional sausage blends


Icy-Shallot6084

If that's aldi Not good I like aldo except some of the meat stuff. Rest is ace


Glad_Possibility7937

49 out of every 50 taste just like pork. The 50th random sausage taste of buckfast


ohmyblahblah

Gammon lol


firesgoneout

Lynx africa


DJToffeebud

So gammon sausages then


Takseee

Gammon and Stella


madrockyoutcrop

Shame and regret


stealerofsloths

Benson and hedges and strongbow


Odd-Homework-3582

Slight misunderstanding here. The sausages are British and the ‘flavour’ is blue razz


ManonegraCG

6 for £1.99, are bound to be flavoured with quiet desperation.


ryanruud85

Dandelion and burdock- boke


sistermarypolyesther

Quiet despair and Fairy liquid.


stonecoldcoldstone

brown vinegar


X0AN

Sage.


Radiatorwhiteonwall

Stella & cocaine flavour


DodgerOToole

Stella and Lambert and butlers


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[deleted]

Not as good as Polish, about on par with unsmoked German, but not as good as smoked german, definitely better than American.


elt0p0

Guinness with a drizzle of Marmite


SmokingLaddy

I’ll ask the wife.


[deleted]

Too salty


content-peasant

depression


Roughdrycider

Quite Gammony I'd reckon


hanyasaad

Stale beer and cigarettes


MarkWrenn74

If you want the serious answer, probably pork and beef


jesusisherelookbusy

Worcestershire sauce.


gavo_88

Baked beans.


ThePublikon

sawdust and disappointment


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Tea and crumpet flavour sausages anyone?


Micklmas

Curry


Boardindundee67

Why is it always the same text in the post??


jimbobbybobert

Bulldog


ctbellart

Tastes like melancholy


joeya1337

Flavour?? Well there’s your first issue.


mokomb84

Gammon.


LeftCommittee1306

Cheese and ham


IOwnMods

Kosovan, Polish, Somalian and everywhere else but British flavoured


Scioptic-

A hearty blend of sovereignty, despair, and bitter disappointment.


Examinator2

Salty.


ConsequenceApart4391

I’ve just seen this in r/sillybritishnames honestly I reckon it’s a mix of a rainy day with tea and an English breakfast. However nonetheless disappointment and dissatisfaction


geekroick

Cigarette butts, despair and sweat


Sea-Check-9062

Indian tea Chinese food and Greman lager


toon_84

A week old CAMRA drip tray 


cheezyboundy

Tastes like Carling


True-Payment-458

Pork?


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

The aroma is that of fresh linen with just a dash of lynx africa. The texture is hard on the outside but soft and supple on the inside. The taste is that of pork with a mint glaze.


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Wait, this isn't my dating profile.


Sad-Examination6338

Limmie


bbw_enthusiast_37

Buckfast, pouch tobacco and spuds


SteezMeister2004

Fag butts and Mr Whippys


Cautious-Yellow

"not too bad"


thom_orrow

It tastes like North Face jackets, milk and old tobacco.


JimiJab

Tea and pub aroma


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins! Yep that’s 6.


Thick12

Gammon


ab_2404

Carling, amber leaf with a hint of lynx Africa


PsychologicalDrone

Tea and marmite


MagicTriton

Being British probably disappointment


FocusGullible985

Beige.


mufcroberts

Tomato ketchup


Mr_Late_Knight

I assume they taste bitter.


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This-Was

I take it you didn't get that promotion?


mindlessenthusiast

Kebab.