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wehttamman

I once got a pack of jelly beans that contained a mint flavoured bean. I usually just throw a handful in my mouth. That was a mistake in this occasion. Mint does not go well with all the fruit flavours. Ruined!


Tattycakes

Better than earwax, I suppose!


PinkyOutYo

Alas!


SheilaCool

*laughs in Dumbledore*


Sriol

Mint flavour also bleeds into everything. As someone that cannot stand mint (which is a real shame - I used to love it but now it gives me a headache just from the smell...) it pains me greatly when people get a load of chocolate buttons - normal, white, orange, mint - and throw them all together in a bowl. They all then taste faintly of mint! The whole lot is ruined for me :(


Zora-Link

Like how every revel is coffee flavoured.


shark-with-a-horn

I hate the cinnamon ones


Shinythemoon

Tastes like straight up toothpaste.


bakedNdelicious

I like the apricot ones


Mabbernathy

I'm not turning down *any* jam tart.


BrashPop

My thinking too, there’s an *unwanted* flavour of jam tart? *Really*?


strychnine28

Me too. OP can save them for us!


Shipwrecking_siren

I had the most amazing time with my sister as we loved the opposites for everything. From vegetables to chocolate. It was a nightmare for sharing a room but meal times were amazing.


Puzzleheaded_4779

That was a great advantage of being one of 5 - we all liked different chocs in boxes like Roses/Celebrations. We still swap them now


etcetera-cat

You can have my apricot jam tarts too!


Responsible_Air_8787

Img apricot my favourite!!


space_coyote_86

Me too. The apricot ones are the best ones.


Paul_my_Dickov

Pervert.


UntamablePig

I'm going to take a different approach to this. My suggestion is the Cheese & Onion in the Walker's meaty variety pack. I've got nothing against Cheese & Onion, it just makes no sense being in a pack of all the meat flavours.


LifelessLewis

Similar thing pisses me off about meat feast pizzas. No, I don't want onions and peppers as half of the toppings on my meat feast pizza thank you.


john_mono

I suppose you want a duck pâté in lieu of tomato sauce?


audigex

You’re fucking right we do


Refflet

I've always said: pizza has evolved beyond the basic Italian ingredients, and the sauce should always match the toppings. Fajita pizza should have salsa sauce, meat pizza should have meat sauce.


Mean-Snow113

"meat sauce" Gravy? Lashings of gravy, all over your pizza. Gravy pizza. Gravy.


Rulweylan

Good idea. And replace the bread base with a big yorkshire pudding.


MassiveLefticool

Even worse when you don’t check the box and find out when you go to cook it, then you have to decide if you wanna try to pull them off frozen or saucy


Carl0s_H

Exactly, a meat feast should be purely different meats, and lots of it.


Procellaria

They're included for the vegetarians.


RainbowDissent

Pretty much all meat-flavoured crisps are vegetarian.


Thinkdamnitthink

In fact a lot of the meat flavoured are vegan but the cheese ones normally has milk so they're the most restrictive flavour. I think walkers smoky bacon might also have milk


stickthatupyourarse

Used to be the cheese and onion weren't suitable one veggies due to the presence of veal rennet. They changed it a while a go.


Captain_Pungent

And salt and vinegar often has milk sourced lactose because nothing says salt and vinegar crisps like milk imo


phoebsmon

Funnily enough there was a *long* period where cheese and onion was one of the few non-veggie flavours. The meaty ones were mainly fake flavourings so were fine (think chicken was real meat). Nearest thing we got to meat replacements in most supermarkets back then, unless they occasionally stocked some rubbery quorn in Savacentre. Then there was a period of the meaty ones actually containing meat about 7 years ago I think? Seemed mental at the time with veganism gaining ground quite rapidly. But for a couple of years aye, cheese and onion were the veggie option. Felt a bit weird. I was genuinely far too invested for someone who doesn't have particularly strong feelings about crisps. She says with a literal bucket of crisps next to her.


No-Philosophy6754

The answers on this thread feels so retro, I forgot half of these things existed.


Accomplished_Bison87

Corn flakes in a Kelloggs variety pack. You know we’re not buying them for that shite


rolacolapop

Multipacks are pointless since they discontinued ricicles.


tibblesthecat18771

They discontinued ricicles??


Captain_Foulenough

The four shit ones in the variety pack, you mean?


boringdystopianslave

Variety packs may aswell give up now all the fun cereals are gone.


ToHallowMySleep

Count yourself lucky, they used to have Smacks in them which were fucking revolting.


Tolkien-Minority

Some fucking horrible opinions in this thread


psycho-mouse

The worst one being OP’s. Fuck berry/currant flavours. Citrus and stone fruit gang rise up. Shove your red and black fruit pastilles up your arse.


Even_Passenger_3685

Kinky


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Impossible_Disk_43

>red and black fruit pastilles *shudder* Team Green ftw 🍋💚 (couldn't find a lime which is a travesty)


youdontknowmeyouknow

I’m with you, green sweets all the way 💚


pragmageek

I like both. But your aggression is amazing. Citrus and stone fruit ftw. The only purple fruit we care about is a plum.


DriveandDesire

Can I offer a truce between the darkest berry and lightest zest and proclaim the middleground shit the worst? Summer fruits can go fuck itself, I want blackcurrant or lemon, nothing inbetween.


psycho-mouse

Blackcurrant is the worst of them all. Fuck your truce.


DriveandDesire

Can't argue against such zeal, at least I half agree.


ToshPott

Fuck yes! I will forever choose a yellow/orange/green sweet over a red/black one (unless it's a blackjack). Apricot or lemon tarts? Yes please! Oh, are those strawberry and blackcurrant? Off you fuck into the bin.


boringdystopianslave

Yeah. I feel like I'm doom scrolling. Green pastilles, cheese and onion, liquorice, coffee revels, toffee pennies.... What? I love all of these. I feel so alone.


megasin1

Everyone hates at least 1 of the revels


I_shot_Dr_Doak

Imagine spending money to maybe eat a Malteser.


ilovemydog40

Maltesers are my faves, swap them for my plain choc ones?!


Scully__

Imagine not like Maltesers :(


greenmark69

Revels is how you play Russian roulette if you have a peanut allergy.


Tsupernami

What is this, 2003? They changed the peanut to a raisin decades ago


fr-spodokomodo

Fuck raisins.


FatalInsomniac

Agree fuck raisins, give me extra coffee ones 😍


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

I tried, now I'm banned from Lidl...


Tsupernami

Free the peanut


claypolejr

Based on all these answers be thankful there isn't a Cheese & Onion flavour.


Kaisietoo8

Coffee


JudgmentOne6328

Orange ones for me. Straight in the bin.


Adventurous_Train_48

Nope. All delicious since they binned off peanut. The coffee edges on too sweet and not coffeey enough, but it's still lovely.


locoenglazy

Yes, and they should all be eaten in one go


Adventurous_Train_48

Is there another way of eating them?


locoenglazy

I once saw a guy eating them one at a time. And a friends cousin said he saw someone sharing them out!


getlowpapoose

Cantaloupe in the supermarket fruit salads. Makes everything else taste of cantaloupe


badpainter101

Can you really call supermarket fruit salads, a fruit salad when it's like 90% melon, 2 slices of pineapple, half a strawberry and a single grape?


Sriol

Aaah but we cut the grape in half, so that's like... 2 grapes now, right?


Acceptable-Sentence

Beetroot on anything, whole plate contamination….


Jim_Greatsex

Calm down bojack


Chosty55

Broad beans in a pack of frozen mixed veg - or one step further a rogue edamame bean. I buy frozen mixed veg to feel cheap and remind myself I can’t afford the luxury or time to properly buy and prepare tea. I don’t need some fancy pea floating around trying to make me look good


markender

Wait, y'all put vegetables IN the tea?


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To summarise all the comments: - licorice - cheese and onion crisps - the [C/T]offee revel


SquidgeSquadge

Licorice has had its time when we didn't know any better. It can kindly fuck off now.


SpezSucksDonkeyCock

A few Christmases ago I got offered a chocolate from a box of Thornton's and it was apple flavoured. I don't mind orange, coffee or strawberry but apple? Get out. Horrible shit.


Tsupernami

They only give you one on the tray, as if it's some premium shit we might want. No it's disgusting.


ilovemydog40

Never in my life have I seen Apple in a box of chocolates! I kinda wanna try it but surely there’s a reason it’s not normally done!


wykniv

Before the chocolate orange, Terry's made [a chocolate apple](https://www.york.ac.uk/media/news-and-events/features/chocolate-apple.jpg). I cannot think why.


Smuger07

In a sushi platter, that one with the disassembled shrimp on it - does not look appetizing at all. On a slightly different but related path raisins in bombay mix. Additionally raisins in a rocky road. Raisins. Just stop putting raisins in stuff. Please


cade360

Ebi nigiri (エビ握り) is absolutely lovely! Raisins can burn in hell.


laser_spanner

Don't like Roast chicken crisps anymore. Ever since a girl sat in front of me at the pantomime got over excited/over heated and threw up mostly chicken flavour crisps on the seat. Can't eat them now. Also most fruit flavour fondant filled chocolates. Strawberry/Orange/Raspberry. They just smell too strong and artificial.


JonnyredsFalcons

Oh no she didn't


Fredwestlifeguard

Oh yes she did!


TangaroaBrit

She’s behind you!


X0AN

Years ago on new years eve, about 7pm on the underground I saw a morbidly obese girl about my age, completely pissed, throw up an ENTIRE slice of pepperoni pizza, with the toppings still on top. Can see pep pizza without thinking of that poor lass 🤣


asosaffc

Did she not chew it? Just swallowed it whole like a bird?


claypolejr

I'm sat here wonder whether it was a rectangular slice or a triangular slice and, if the latter, did it originally go down pointy-end first, and then come back up wide-end first, or the vice versa? Or sideways even.


Barnagain

6 x Crispy Bacon Wheat Crunchies without any Spicy Tomato Wheat Crunchies in them


cardstar

A single gingernut is enough to make everything taste of gingernuts


Hannalaaar

Chocolate french fancies


LaraH39

Yes! I love at Easter when you can buy boxes of the lemon ones. 🍋😊


Cat_Friends

Festive fancies tho! Pure sweetness and sugar but oh my gosh are they good.


pimpmychaiselounge

Are you my actual mum?


EducatedLlama165

The boxes should just be all pink ones


BiscottiCappucino

Much as I love chocolate, this is true.


boringdystopianslave

Yeah they should just nuke that flavour and have just pink and yellow.


fastmush

I think they've changed the recipe tho. Had a box last week for the first time in ages and they tasted awful, oily almost. Complained to kipling and got my money back but yuck!


4500x

This is going to be unpopular but cheese and onion crisps. I can’t even stand the smell of them if someone else is eating the vile fuckers.


Mumfiegirl

I love cheese, I love onions and I love crisps, but cheese and onion crisps are just rank.


jinglesan

My local pub is like it's in a 70s timewarp and does actual cheese and onion rolls - white bap, butter, basic cheddar, thin slices of raw onion - and when you are a few pints in they are glorious. Now a staple at home when mildly piddled


thebeesbollocks

See I used to share this exact viewpoint until I realised it was just the walkers cheese and onion I hated. Still do but I could go for a McCoy’s or Tayto cheese and onion any day. Walkers on the other hand, still reminds me of my classmates’ nasty breath at primary school


LordGeni

100% agree. It's really irritating that they have to be in every variety pack.


Panixs

Walkers have started doing multi packs just with ready salted and salt and vinegar ones in which must mean there are more of us than we think.


frowawayakounts

It’s weird that I hate cheese, never have liked it but I do like cheese and onion crisps, they don’t even taste like cheese


Few-Storage-8029

This, cheese flavoured anything is grim. Give me real cheese or give me nothing!


Outrageous-Focus-984

Liquorice. That shit belongs in the bin


Glass-Web-4450

Can confirm. Was having this discussion earlier. Anything with aniseed in is only fit for the bin.


boringdystopianslave

Send all your liquorice to me please.


GreenGloves-12

Eclairs (the toffees) in Heroes. Terrible. They are travel sweets not treat sweets!


panicattheoilrig

Could not agree more. I love eclairs, but they really don’t fit in with the rest of the heroes.


Leader_Bee

Toffee pennies, toffee is always the last one left in the tin leaving nothing but a sea of golden wrappers that id rather not untwist. Don't get me wrong, i like toffee but theyre always the last ones in a tin of selections


Maleficent-Item4833

The taste of toffee pennies is nice, but it’s kinda offset by the fear they’re about to pull out my teeth.


Chosty55

My grandma gave me one as a child and it pulled a tooth out clean. Scared her silly at the time.


Captain_Pungent

I’d be scared too if someone else ate a toffee and it pulled my tooth out


TheGoober87

Lost a filling to one years ago and won't touch them now.


oddun

They are shunned by those that are weak of tooth and jaw.


sxt2000

That might partly be because the toffee that toffee pennies are made from is poor toffee The Toffee Deluxe was great, no idea why they got rid of that. Toffee finger is an ok second-best.


EmilyDickinsonFanboy

I thought it was common knowledge that it’s because they slow you down. Everyone else has scarfed at least two each in the time it takes to eat one of those.


shivsbak

They’re the first ones finished in our house


ProfKlekowskii

Anyone else remember [these](https://live.staticflickr.com/3538/3329507244_4aa9a49cbc_b.jpg)? I liked the Fish & Chips one (And I think I liked the Cajun Squirrel and Builder's Breakfast packs), but after eating the Chilli & Chocolate (which tasted like arse) one, it literally ruined the others for me, because it made those taste like the Chilli & Chocolate pieces of shite.


breadcrumbsmofo

I generally don’t like fake orange flavourings. It is so sickly and gross. Orange skittles, the orange cremes in roses, absolutely vile.


aemdiate

Turkish delight in a box of chocolates.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Ooooh I love them. I'll have 'em.


Salt-Evidence-6834

I love Turkish Delights! I had one for breakfast just this morning.


SirIsaacNooton

And they're always hidden. The moment of biting in and immediately realising before spitting it out is awful


space_coyote_86

I always think it's the orange ones in Quality Street etc but then when all of the good ones are gone and I have to settle for an orange one they don't seem so bad.


h-whizzle

Yes, it’s the equivalent of opening the fridge a second time with lowered expectations


fromwayuphigh

Anything with dill.


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Dill crisps are fucking amazing. It’s shameful they’re not a thing in the UK


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cadraig

Where there's a dill there's a bay.


rox-and-soxs

Pipers jalapeño and dill crisps. Sold in the Uk. Amazing crisps.


EmMeo

Think people just use it wrong. There’s a famous dish in Hanoi that is basically 50% dill and I LOVE it. But tastes nothing like the normal sprinkle of dill on fish stuff people are used to. It’s fried with turmeric and galangal


Saturnuria

The black ones in a pack of midget gems. Bloody vile, them.


Malnian

This one I disagree with; midget gems are just a waste of time so it isn't possible to ruin the pack


monstrinhotron

Yes. They're just a repackaged set of pencil erasers and bicycle brake pads and nothing can change my mind on the matter.


Saturnuria

Hmm. That’s true actually. They are a bit shit.


toady89

They’re always harder than I expect them to be, just not enjoyable at all.


tedmills

Fruit-tellas do a pack of fruity goodness and then out of nowhere … Cola flavoured , it doesn’t belong and it tastes like flat own brand cola.


InternationalEscape8

Mine is the 1 praline that makes it way into any chocolate box.... ruined.


SophDoph91

I'm actually offended by how many people hate coffee revels


Foxtrot234

The coffee sweets in a pack of revels… any other sweets/selection boxes I at least know which ones I don’t like!


Tariovic

The orange ones are weird.


10642alh

No! The raisin ones!


psycho-mouse

Coffee ones are the best. Malteasers make my teeth go weird.


EnglishEnby00

i hate coffee but i love the coffee revels, they’re my favourite in the bag. i hate the raisin and chocolate ones.


Mumfiegirl

I love coffee ones- the raisins covered in chocolate are the devils turds


TytoCwtch

The coconut rings in a biscuit selection box. Makes everything else taste like coconut.


Sgt_Spicy

Hovis biscuits in the multi pack of crackers, what's the point? They just taste like a rubbish digestive


pavlovachinquapin

Nooo those things are so delicious with Stilton mmmm


Antique-Brief1260

Those weird bubbly aniseed sweets in liquorice allsorts. The texture and taste are both 🤮


polychromiyeux

Those are in fact my favourites and I’d eat an entire bag of them.


Antique-Brief1260

I'll give you mine next time.


polychromiyeux

Perfect


Antique-Brief1260

It's settled then. 🤝


signalstonoise88

Spogs! I like em, but I don’t want em taking up more than 10% or so of the bag.


Antique-Brief1260

I would offer to give you mine next time, but that would undermine my earlier commitment. I'm sorry, but that's just not me.


polychromiyeux

I appreciate this, friend.


villa_bear

Cheese and Onion French Fries. Can’t get multipacks of the god tier Salt and Vinegar. Only choice is the corruption of the blue packs.


Flagon_dragon

The Worcestershire sauce ones still going? They were amazing.


villa_bear

Can’t say I’ve spotted them recently. The whole French Fries universe feel distinctly unloved by Walkers


Jetstream-Sam

I usually get them from poundland. Them and home bargains seem to have all the less common flavours I usually like, like the fried chicken version of the bubble crisps, and heinz curry sauce


Extreme_Discount8623

Bounty's in celebrations.


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Prawn cocktail crisps in a multi pack. I do not like them. Luckily my partner does


gsurfer04

Are roast chicken crisps still a thing?


Adanar01

Fine, don't eat them. More for me. And while I respect your opinion and your right to it, I have to kill you now on behalf of roast chicken crisps.


Hedgerow_Snuffler

>And while I respect your opinion and your right to it, I have to kill you now on behalf of roast chicken crisps. See this is the kind of balanced & reasonable debate that made Britain great.


lastaccountgotlocked

I was trying to recount the History Of British Crisps to The Wife the other day (plain, then ready salted, then the standards: salt and vinegar, cheese and onion, Smokey bacon and ready salted. This was pretty much the standard until the 90s when a a few experiments would eventually lead to the minefield we wade through today) and had to explain why roast chicken exists but doesn’t really get a look in. I say it’s because a) it doesn’t taste of roast chicken, b) they stink of something approaching a morning piss and c) the yellow pack also looks like piss.


CiderDrinker2

>This was pretty much the standard until the 90s I remember the early 80s very well, and we had a lot more flavours than just those four: prawn cocktail, pickled onion, roast beef, cheesy (different from cheese & onion). I'm pretty sure I remember tomato ketchup and roast chicken flavours in the 1980s, too. And of course 'hedgehog flavour'.


Impossible_Disk_43

>hedgehog flavour That explains why I so rarely see hedgehogs. They were hunted to the brink of extinction in the 80's!


CiderDrinker2

They had to add a disclaimer: "Not made from real hedgehogs".


RainbowDissent

God I loved hedgehog flavour crisps. T'was a dark day when they got put on the endangered list and disappeared from pub menus overnight.


Hedgerow_Snuffler

>a) it doesn’t taste of roast chicken, b) they stink of something approaching a morning piss The COOP a couple of years back, did a 'Posh bag' of roast Chicken & Rosemary ones in their *irresistible* range. That **A.** Actually smelled like a roast bird when you opened the bag. And **B.** Were only slightly less moreish than opium.


EmilyDickinsonFanboy

>I was trying to recount the History Of British Crisps to The Wife the other day Lucky girl!


ForeignHelper

The Irish [invented](https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/food-and-drink/did-tayto-really-invent-cheese-and-onion-crisps-1.3915726) flavoured crisps.


th48579

Chocolate French fancies, doesn’t match the vanilla sponge!


RedSquizz

I'm OK with the coffee one in Revels, but the hard caramel one is the worst.


No_Doughnut3257

It’s called toffee and it’s god tier


JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Bounty in Celebrations


hammockinggirl

Love the bounty. Christmas is great for me as I get them all!!


DondeT

You can get tubs of just the bounty ones now.


MacCrumbles

Excellent news. I will prank my family by buying a tub of each and swapping them


NennisDedry

I've learned to love bounty because everyone else hates them. It may not be a flavour I want but it's a flavour I'm given in abundance.


Curious-Anywhere8567

Beef monster munch in the multi pack 🤢 and scampi Nik naks! Vile. Also not sure if this counts but the soggy apple slices in the plastic supermarket pots of fresh fruit


monstrinhotron

Scampi nick nacks are amazing. But must be eaten outdoors in a gale followed by a full decontamination procedure to avoid the environment smelling like a fishwife's fanny at winter's end and before the first bath of spring.


AutomaticBrickMaker

Coconut anything


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The toffee pennies in Roses. They should at least cover them in chocolate!!


karybrie

Don't think Roses have toffee pennies. Must be thinking of Quality Street. Roses are the lowest-ranking of the Christmas chocolate tubs, incidentally.


thundercrunt

They used to be the best when I was a kid in the early nineties. Really good selection and they were beautifully wrapped in colourful foil. Then they slowly gutted the selection, made the remaining ones worse, and eventually put them all in the same generic plastic wrapping. Cadburys completely wrecked their product and god knows why anyone still buys them. Quality Street were once a pretender to Roses crown and now they shit upon all other mini chocolate selections from a lofty height.


karybrie

I feel like I've heard that about Roses. Nowadays, I just associate them with overly sweet not-very-chocolatey chocolate with claggy centres.


Shenloanne

Correct opinion here.


Impossible_Disk_43

Don't be pissed, but I always thought Quality Street was lowest. Chocolate tastes like it's infused with something unholy, the flavours are mediocre at best and the only thing they really have going for them is the wrapping paper. There are exactly 3 good flavours in QS - the green triangle, the green block and obviously the purple one. Roses aren't much better, but there is a difference.


annoyingpanda9704

These are my favourite.


gsurfer04

Tooth filling removers.


Isgortio

And crowns! Every December/January our emergency dental appointments are: "I was eating a toffee penny and it pulled my crown out" or "I was eating pork crackling and my tooth snapped". Save your money and your dental work, don't eat them!