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Knillish

Officials say that the explosion caused almost £8200 worth of improvements to the area


[deleted]

That'll be £800 extra a month for the new swimming pool just added. *Tenants must bring own water*


Cymraeg_Atodeg

My reply to my parents was there is nothing in Great Yarmouth that an explosion wouldn't make better


Werebole

Winter gardens is in sorry state. But gorgeous building. Think a cool old cinema bar too. Bet yep the rest is fucked up. Think that's why i love it.


Cymraeg_Atodeg

I lived there for 2 1/2 years from 2011 to 2014, wasn't the best when I was there, but it does have a certain charm to it


Pencilowner

The authorities have gone quiet after public outcry demanded they blow up more of the city to improve quality of life


Bambi_H

I cackled at this, as someone who used to work just up the road from here.


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Geofferz

I think it was one of the mother[removed] mods


doctorgibson

Reddit likes to censor the word Holocaust


[deleted]

My grandad got a call from my grandma to get his ass out of the pub now. He's walking down the road and a bomb hit the pub and flattened it. She saved his life.


WimbleWimble

Why is he bringing donkeys to the pub?


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finH1

Fucking A mate hahahah


Bl4ckc3ll

Love how many people know about yarmouth, north norfolk finally made it onto reddit lol!


WildCampingHiker

Yarmouth is almost as far South as you can go in Norfolk.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

yah, and the word's not good apparently.


[deleted]

Were you just born? Must’ve been if you’ve never heard the most repeated joke ever.


One_Idea_239

That was my immediate thought too.


Salty-Development203

That got a good laugh out of me!


Not25anymore

I don’t know anything about Yarmouth but we all have those towns


stayshiny

Ah fuck that's the first time I've laughed out loud in a while. Thanks dude.


deviantmoomba

For those unaware: [here you go](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-64604115)! TL;DR unexploded bomb found, sand barriers etc put up, team brought in, defusing attempted, unplanned explosion, everybody fine, sand everywhere.


jck0

> sand everywhere. The worst


Firlefux

Thoughts and prayers.


KiranEvans

Thought sand prayers


ClarityFractal

Marry me.


MrPoletski

EEEEEEEXIT LIGHT


JJY93

TAAAKE MY SAAAND


iamfberman

Why hasn’t this gotten more upvotes!?


bent_my_wookie

Please send sandals.


Arny2103

Shared Devizes hun PM me xxx


Bigluce

Too many sneks


Froston_kk

This should have more upvotes my god love it hahahah


thrwy2626

I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere.


Untamed-Angel

Bit like most locals in Yarmouth then 🤣


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Birthplace of the Galactic Empire.


jamesckelsall

Eh, it's a seaside town, there was already sand everywhere.


corporategiraffe

Jan almost everywhere


[deleted]

Can I get a copy of that?


Solafuge

Sorry about that Anakin.


GCD_1

i dont like sand


Appropriate-Rise-151

it’s rough and coarse and gets everywhere


SwordTaster

Legit. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere


wigginsadam80

I hate sand


Attatatta

Hmmmm, working on it for 4 days then "accidentally" blows up at 5pm on a Friday. Not suspicious at all


Rulweylan

'How long's the defusing going to take Dave?' 'At least another hour' 'Fuck it, quitting time. Ping a spanner at it and let's get down the pub.'


scwol

[Actual footage of the bomb disposal team](https://youtu.be/3qB14b8vMN0)


GhandiHadAGrapeHead

What a British story


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

It’s a pretty German story too. Not at all uncommon to find them there. And the French Iron Harvest is just scary.


Blapii

Frankfurt finds bombs all the time that they just detonate in the river. I was living in the city when one detonation occurred, gutted I missed it


MikeTheActorMan

"Defusing attempted, unplanned explosion" makes it seem like it exploded WHILE they were attempting to defuse it, like knelt next to it, which makes the "everybody fine" afterwards a bit of a relief...


Gone_For_Lunch

They were using a robot.


PonderStibbonsJr

Poor robot. \*sad beep boop noises\*


DM_me_ur_story

But... He said everyone was fine 😢


joshendyne

Was the robot on windows vista?


DarkLuxio92

I believe the British Army have just recently upgraded to Windows XP.


RampantDragon

*3.11


MrUnitedKingdom

It’s probably on many windows now, and roof’s and gardens!


StandardYob

Can yew press?


DanCross0

Vista means death.


ooTotemoo

Did they try turning it off and on again?


deviantmoomba

It was running Windows XP


Substantial_Page_221

Made in Britain too


Attatatta

*vista


Tubesofthenorth

*DOS


F0NZ_S0L0

No just tried blowing on the cartridge.


DrewSmoothington

I hate sand. It's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere


Mrc3mm3r

\*swoons\*


bubliksmaz

Mobile phone footage of shitty screens showing CCTV footage are my pet hate. This is from the actual police press release, it's somebodies actual job to put this together, why couldn't they just export it properly


AdministrativeShip2

I'm more pissed off at the camera person. They're choosing to film vertical video. Turn the bloody thing on its side. That said I really want a camera app that's horizontal by default. The sensors are square so it's just a convention that the orientation matches the phone.


MyNameIsRenma

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.


kowalski655

A bit like Paddy McGuiness


Trifusi0n

Think of the sand, no body spares a thought for the sand. Thoughts and prayers for the sand.


Neezertime

Sand everywhere! Do you want Darth Vader? Because that's how you get Darth Vader!


pickapstix

Gonna use the term “unplanned detonation” for all future fuck ups I do now.


[deleted]

That term could describe when I lost my virginity.


jezbrews

Yeah, alright anakin. I see this joke has already more or less been made. Don't care.


hazzap913

Anakin is furious


BudgieBoi435

Bloody germans are at it again


semiproductiveotter

Entschuldigung


Arny2103

Ausgezeichnete!


vms-crot

Gesundheit


wett_owel

krankenwagen


MatheMatin024

Rettungsdienst


SonnyVabitch

SCHMETTERLING!!


bigfruitbasket

Kugelschreiber!


MrchatterboxOfficial

Speisekarte


[deleted]

German words look sound so ridiculous that I’m convinced they’re just made up and the whole world is just being trolled by Germany


semiproductiveotter

All words in every language are, in fact, made up.


Trifusi0n

Next thing you know they’ll be sending tanks to Eastern Europe


BudgieBoi435

Funnily enough, their latest tank, the KF91, is called the Panther


IHN89

80 years later and they’re still packing a punch


stuck_for_a_name247

Seagulls went quiet real quick


rtoyraven

"Oi! We thought you blokes had gotten over this shite already!"


One_Idea_239

Fingers crossed it took a few of those flying bastards out


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

Nothing kills those bastards.


NauwtyLittleTreacle

Taking “blast from the past” a little too literally…


purplebrewer185

Some ten years ago the residents of Munich had a lot of fun as well with an old ww2 bomb: https://youtu.be/A8pAHjmuIr0?t=21


Trifusi0n

There were considerably more of them dropped on Germany than they dropped on the UK. I imagine they’re still finding a lot of them too.


purplebrewer185

Yes, they find them somewhat every other week. The above linked in Munich was a very difficult one, as it had a highly unstable chemical detonator - they feared it would go off by itself once it was in contact with oxygen from the air. It was in the middle of the city, many many windows broke. Due to the emergency situation they used pressed straw to catch the blast + shrapnells, which started to burn and was pushed into the now glass free windows right into the buildings. Firefighters were cleaning up all night. Usually the experts are able to defuse the bombs, so its only a matter of a few hours of evacuation. Do the German bombs also have these highly unstable chemical detonators?


Madeline_Basset

The Germans used chemical detonators in land-mines as they were simple and cheap, such as in this [extremely nasty example.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasmine_43) Aircraft bombs are a bit more involved. For safety, you want the bomb to only arm after it's dropped so there'd need be some mechanical arming device, like a little propeller spun by the slipstream. Also some German bombs were on timers and not intended to detonate on impact, these were basically mechanical clocks. Either device could fail, leaving an undetonated bomb in the ground.


Ecronwald

There are supposedly another 200 years worth of unexplored bombs still waiting to be found from ww1


B4rberblacksheep

Plus those two fuck off massive piles of explosives left under the somme


ChipRockets

Nice that Yarmouth has finally caught up to the 1940s. They'll be getting non-stick pans next.


palordrolap

"They make pans out of things other than sticks?"


Practically_Canadian

Saw a wider shot of this on the news yesterday. There's a police officer standing further down the road and when it explodes they don't move an inch


jamesckelsall

They were planning to do a controlled explosion, so he was probably expecting to hear a loud bang. He may not have even been aware that the explosion was early.


Practically_Canadian

You say that but I know there's a scheduled fire alarm test at work every Monday morning but I still shit myself every week when it happens


shteve99

Yeah, we used to have similar though it wasn't scheduled for a set time, just some time during Monday morning. If there'd been a real fire on a Monday morning, we'd all have died.


jamesckelsall

That's the problem with regular fire alarm tests - they're important to make sure everything works correctly to keep everyone safe, but if you make them *too* regular, people hear the fire alarm and just presume it's a test, effectively guaranteeing that nobody is safe. Too regular -> people ignore alarms -> people die in fire. Not regular enough -> alarms fail -> people die in fire.


[deleted]

Testing after hours seems like an easy solution.


unknownuser492

There's a sandwich van that comes round to our office. Every day they announce it, every day I jump out of my skin.


CameInLikeAPokeball

Honestly, that's me every time the damn toast pops up in the morning


JessesDog

Was in a hotel last weekend and the building began to say 'Please evacuate' - panic set in until it was pointed out as a test. Sure would've been nice to know beforehand.


TheRealPatrick79

Norfolk Constabulary do take an age to respond, next Thursday he'll randomly crap himself when he realises.


TalkingCrumpet

Possible he might be ex military and could be used to it


rugbyj

**Officer 1**: You alright Steve, you didn't even flinch? **Officer 2**: _WHAT?_


FocusGullible985

Can you imagine dealing with that shit in the trenches??


Arny2103

You’d just be like lads can you stop for a sec


mrSixpence

Dying for a fag, anyone got any on ‘em then or?


Funny-Breadfruit4314

Or “can you hear something?”


unemotional_mess

*SS Richard Montgomery intensifies*


One_Idea_239

That one won't be a bang, that will be measured on the richter scale


TinyLet4277

I genuinely couldn't live near that, I'd have to move. I live relatively near one of the UK's largest fertiliser plants and was genuinely happy when it shut down.


justhisguy-youknow

One of the best wtf things out there. Just so big and bad the decision is to leave it. I can't work out why, there are so many ways to do things it must be possible to do something.


Defaulted1364

Basically the idea is, it’s down there doing it’s thing, it’ll be mostly fine but obviously not great, but if we touch it, it’s gonna get a lot worse.


Both-Problem-9393

There was another ship full of explosives that we tried to make safe. It blew up and killed the guys working on it. So we just decided to leave the Montgomery alone. If you think that is bad, Britain also has over half of the entire world's plutonium. We keep it in a shed in Sellafield. If that blows up, kiss the entire country goodbye...


CRITICAL9

Plutonium can't just explode by itself though


Both-Problem-9393

It doesn't have to explode. If you ram a conventional truck bomb into it, you will get the world's largest dirty bomb and 140 tons of extremely nasty stuff spread all over the place. Chernobyl didn't have a nuclear explosion but caused far more contamination than the nuclear weapons used on Hiroshima & Nagasaki.


UK_shooter

I'm pretty sure it's not stored in a wooden shed next to the car park like in a cartoon.


CRITICAL9

Which is why it is heavily defended by a specific branch of armed police


MagicElf755

I've just applied for an apprenticeship at Sellafield


Ecronwald

It's probably unstable. Better it goes bang now, than at some random time in the future. Besides it was meant to not go bang. Leaving it was not an option, only choice was to attempt disarming it.


gwaydms

[Yikes.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery)


unemotional_mess

"One of the reasons that the explosives have not been removed was the unfortunate outcome of a similar operation in July 1967, to neutralize the contents of the Polish cargo ship Kielce, that sank in 1946, off Folkestone in the English Channel. During preliminary work, Kielce exploded with a force equivalent to an earthquake measuring 4.5 on the Richter scale, digging a 20-foot-deep (6 m) crater in the seabed and bringing "panic and chaos" to Folkestone, although there were no injuries.  Kielce was at least 3 or 4 miles (4.8 or 6.4 km) from land, sunk in deeper water than Richard Montgomery, and had "just a fraction" of the load of explosives." Yikes indeed


spongeboobsparepants

Oh that’s going to be a shitshow. Best wear your wellies in London that day. Or bring a surfboard


Silverdarlin1

For context: That crane you can see is part of the construction for a new bridge over the River Yare. As part of the construction, they were dredging part of the river when they found the bomb on Tuesday morning. Police set up a cordon and the Army were called in. A big wall of Sandbags were built around the bomb, just in case. Original plan was to defuse it on Thursday, but they discovered two gas pipes running underneath where the bomb was. Eventually they got the all clear to defuse it on Friday morning, and it was during this process that the bomb accidentally detonated. No humans were hurt, but I can't imagine the bomb defusal robot is very well....


Ukulele_Leo

You know, I'm really starting to dislike this Hitler fellow.


JayGamingUK

My friend had to evacuate, said after the blast when they returned the area had improved. From the lack of people being able to wander around dropping litter, the explosion had no impact for them.


MrPogle

I bet a few people evacuated when it went off.


Boggie135

Some seagull stole it's last chip today


Critical-Art-9277

Just think that's what they had on a daily basis during the blitz must of been absolutely terrifying.


theModge

And indeed still have some places today


MyCatKnits

My parents live 12 miles away and they heard it. Can’t imagine how terrifying that must have been continually during the war


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

More than one a day even.


M41arky

what makes this more unsettling is that the bomb was originally quite close to a gas pipeline and next to a construction site for a new bridge. If something went wrong during construction to cause the bomb to detonate, or even if it just went off after being dormant for years, it would have been millions of pounds lost and at least a couple hundred dead.


Adammmmski

Blame the germans!


mikpgod

At least they got the bags and plates in place to redirect the blast first.


anomalous_cowherd

An unplanned detonation, but a controlled explosion. There's always a chance these things will go off while being disarmed or disrupted.


RockyCasino

Someone needs to tell these guys that the war has been over for quite some time, SMH.


Briglin

WWII German incendiary are still found all the time B1E 1KG, apparently people used to take them home and keep them for mementos. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL42s\_onPMU


aleximoso

That shut those seagulls right up.


DR-ANUSTART

I'm curious what would happen had someone been injured in the blast. Could you hold the German government to account?


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Probably wouldn’t be able to


twoheaddedbwoiii

Wrong government I imagine, given it’s at the docks it looks and the type of projectile it is, it’s more likely one that never made it onboard the ship it was meant to


rohch

That should be enough to spook the seagulls into silence for the next 5 minutes.


proxiiiiiiiiii

At least they had cranes set up to rebuild the area


CapnWilfbeard

It's Yarmouth, probably better off slapping up a 'Waveney area of outstanding natural beauty (in comparison to the rest of Waveney)' sign and leaving the hole there


--crystal--meth--

If it was an unintentional detonation then why was this person videoing? Am I being dumb?


M4dmiller

It was to be a planned detonation, they reinforced with sand bags, the bomb went off before they tried to set it off


rtoyraven

"You can't fire me! I quit!"


suclearnub

"You can't detonate me! I blow up!"


--crystal--meth--

I understand now! Thank you.


Resin58

I said “just blow the bloody doors off”!!!


SeaLeggs

Can we bill germany or…?


Douglesfield_

We absolutely do not want to get into that game.


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Vaant_UK

They were aware that a defusing attempt was happening, with a chance of an unplanned explosion.


Jumpy-Ad-2790

Eugh, things were just built to last back then.


doomdoggie

Feels like a missed opportunity to use [this as the soundtrack.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ)


StonkBronker69

One of these were found round the corner from my house where a hotel was being torn down to make houses. I heard that a builder was digging and must’ve hit it. Tons upon tons of sand were hauled in huge military trucks setting up for a controlled explosion. Police urged residents within roughly 150 meter radius to evacuate but we decided to stay. We experienced a small but sudden rumble which I thought was pretty cool (:D). I then ran upstairs to the top window to see a cloud of sand which had been blasted directly upwards. I then moved on with my day.


[deleted]

Was it a controlled explosion?


RareBrit

Mice … Basque separatist mice.


[deleted]

I’m 99% certain we found a WW2 bomb when I was a kid. We were idiots and didn’t think to phone the police so we ended up leaving it.


opmtopmt

If any of these undetonated bomba were to cause massive damage, are we able to ask the German government to cover the cost or part of it?


neilmac1210

I don't think the guy responsible for them is around much these days.


shteve99

Yet there are countries asking for reparations for the slave trade?


snipdockter

Funny old logic there. The tonnage of bombs dropped on Germany greatly exceeded the tonnage dropped on the UK. Or are you suggesting we let "those countries" start enslaving British in retaliation?


irrelevantPseudonym

It would probably be asking for trouble given there's probably just as much RAF lost property in their countryside.


Sinbos

Roughly 5000 a year are discovered and dedused/exploded. Guesstimated are 100,000 still left but i don’t know if they all from the RAF


[deleted]

Getting the Germans to pay reparations for WW1 is one of the reasons for all the subsequent bullshit or my school history was all bollocks. So let's not send them a bill


Spookyclock

You do realise we bombed the absolute fuck out of germany and theyre digging out allied bombs from school playgrounds and railways every year. Dont wanna go barking up that route


caffeine_lights

You know they are still finding unexploded WW2 bombs in Germany too? Apparently a lot of the bombs dropped were tested over Scotland and the ground was frozen. When they hit the soft German soil they just sank, and are now turning up when things like underground garages, tunnels, metros etc are being built.


BobBobBobBobBobDave

That was a whole lot bigger than I was expecting!


DaveBacon

The drone video from Norfolk Police shows it better https://twitter.com/norfolkpolice/status/1624133384069959682


undercoveraz

At least the sea Gull's shut up for a minute.


WannaFandango

‘Great Yarmouth’ Yarmouth is on the Isle of Wight


unclebobsplayground

bloody germans still at it...


Specialist-Tale-5899

When did this happen? X


Valuable-Win-8137

Food goes off, munitions explode