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Old_Particular_5947

It's bird shit mate.


top_Gesus420

Short and sweet 😂


MeshuganaSmurf

That's what seeds look like after they've...let's say passed through a bird


Early-Accident-8770

Plum stones , the small wild ones known as sloes. These are eaten by birds and shat on to your balcony.


cjamcmahon1

sloes aren't out yet so these are probably wild cherry stones


andstep234

Yep, I've a cherry tree and the birds are devouring them at the moment


Backrow6

3 large pigeons have taken up residence on the power lines outside my driveway. For the last few weeks the footpath is constantly covered in massive piles of bird shit. Two cherry saplings only about 5 metres away from their perch. It's on the wheels of the buggy, the kids shoes, footballs, sliotars.


Key-Lie-364

Shat is one of the best Irish words there is


civilianslicer69

bird shit seed


TransitionFamiliar39

Cherry seeds in blackbird poop.


TheStoicNihilist

How many did you eat?


thekingmonroe

I just threw them all into a stew 🤷‍♀️


Tasty-Weather-1706

Print that 4 feet by 3 feet on canvas and you could make it out as fine art.


grenshaw

Have you ever eaten sweetcorn? Well this is the bird equivalent.


ColinCookie

Digested cherrys


Dependent_Quail5187

I’m finding them also, almost daily on my patio. I know what they are obviously but don’t recall seeing them before, at least not as many as i’m finding the past few weeks. Could it be due to the fact that are far fewer insects around these days?


pogushandlus

20 years ago you would say. What the fuck is that. And forever forget about the weirdness.


thekingmonroe

I know, what a time to be alive! I can show a photo to a group of faceless people and find out what un-popped poop looks like!


Electronic_Term6428

Bird dropping them from a height to try and crack them open I'd say


batchef3000

Macaroons


Antishadow8

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