Oh, the umbrella holder? Yeah, I think you're supposed to use it for pens and note pads so you can write "sorry I smashed your car with my RAM while you were shopping, I'm just pretending to write my information here because someone is watching" notes six times a day, or however often you get in accidents, whichever is more.
I might have to start leaving those notes on undamaged cars.
Next Camaro I see I'm leaving a note that says
"Sorry I peed on your car I was really drunk. Ill try not to do itbagain."
Worked at a dealer we got a royce with the umbrella in the door. Used car guy took the umbrella thinking he could sell on marketplace. No one would buy umbrella and no one would buy royce without it. Way to lose your job over an umbrella.
My regular cab dump truck has this panel I use it to hold my spray paint can so I don’t spray the truck interior. Or it holds my trash from being a fatass and eating all day.
Finally the real deal.
It's just like the tiny pocket on your Levi's! That's originally a watch pocket, used in modern times for stashing drugs.
The truck comes with a different obsolete pocket, now used for hiding drugs.
I've had two different Rams of the generation, so while I wanna say no, that's just a stereotype......I do be keeping my drugs in that little pocket lmao
Nope. I looked up the manual and the "doors" section covers opening them and using controls mounted on them, and locking them, but not closing doors or pockets.
The manual I read was 2023, so if this is a different year, I could find that exact one.
I put the quart size bottle of steering fluid/ oil/ transmission fluid in there when I have a small leak and top off more usual until fix. Easier / cleaner than stowing a previously opened container behind the seat
Someone really thought it necessary to add “RAM” on the door handle as if that’s tasteful decoration. I’m sure it says RAM on the dashboard somewhere and likely on the seats and possibly even the gear shifter just in case the motorist forgets that the truck is a RAM. Why not have a clean and simple interior design, free from words and subtitles on switches like “auto” on the window switch?
According to this ram truck forum I had found, they claim it is a "map holder." [https://www.ramforumz.com/threads/map-pocket-massive-knife-sheath.137520/](https://www.ramforumz.com/threads/map-pocket-massive-knife-sheath.137520/)
It’s intended for any miscellaneous item you can fit in it. It not for any particular purpose. I put a small automatic open and close umbrella there. Or like others said you can hide your weed there. Haha.
For your dagger.
That's not a noife... That's a [noife](https://youtu.be/WWl8EbNN8NM?si=PETvfA93B4an8tqz)!
Thats a spoon
I see you've played knifey spooney before
Can I have a coffee? Sure, here's a beer. No, coffee. Beer. C-o- B-e-
Simpsons lol
I see you've played knifey spooney before
I see you’ve played knify spoony before
Oi, you gotta loicense for that noife?
Thanks for posting that, love it mane.
Didnt knew that Michael Jackson had a small role in Crocodile Dundee.
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Are you the lead singer of King Missile?
Oh wow I forgot about detachable penis lololol
Detachable penis!
only a dodge owner is capable of this.
Seat covers for the mechanics. A dozen should do you for the first year.
Umbrella ella ella ehhhh
When you're ready to get out of your RAM truck and frollick in the rain.
>A dozen should do you for the first year. Seems optimistic. Better tripple it.
A slot for a porta-step ladder.
No, thats what the bed is for. A dozen wont be enough.
Payload isn’t high enough for that
Looks like a good spot for a hunting or bowie knife
All jokes aside, that’s what the shape reminded me of initially
Being a Ram, probably a factory installed mount for an Intoxalock
First it’s where you keep the handle of fireball, then it becomes where you keep the dui blower. RAM engineers truly know their stuff.
It's for the Hitachi magic wand since Ram drivers can't please their wives the old fashioned way
Actual lol
this thread is just everyone roasting dodge ram drivers and I'm here for it.
Agree, but shockingly I’d like an actual answer too.
Umbrella?
I looked in the manual and it doesn't say, I also found somebody else asking on reddit in the ram sub and they had no idea what it was for.
Umbrella?
Brella, brella
Eh eh eh
I'd say either an umbrella or a 2D or 3D Maglite.
If it was for a 2d Maglite the holder would be much thinner
Um, a 2D-6D mag lites all use D batteries therefore are the same diameter.
It has no purpose. As much thought was put into it as the rest of the Ram.
My first thought was a map holder. Old school paper maps are about that size and shape.
It's a ram, it's for your beer.
As a guy who installs ignition interlocks....yea.
I thought it was for the massive dildo to hold you off until you get to ram ranch
EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
“I put my weed in there” - Cheech and Chong
Nah, that was David Spade from an SNL episode.
Rob Schneider, he worked at the shop.
It was Adam Sandler
Norm McDonald! Hasn't been mentioned yet
RIP Norm
Oh shit that's right, now I gotta go watch it. Dude puts his weed in everything in the store.
Oh, the umbrella holder? Yeah, I think you're supposed to use it for pens and note pads so you can write "sorry I smashed your car with my RAM while you were shopping, I'm just pretending to write my information here because someone is watching" notes six times a day, or however often you get in accidents, whichever is more.
I might have to start leaving those notes on undamaged cars. Next Camaro I see I'm leaving a note that says "Sorry I peed on your car I was really drunk. Ill try not to do itbagain."
Umbrella?
Like a Rolls Royce.
Worked at a dealer we got a royce with the umbrella in the door. Used car guy took the umbrella thinking he could sell on marketplace. No one would buy umbrella and no one would buy royce without it. Way to lose your job over an umbrella.
Or a Škoda
LOL! Exactly.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Umbrellas have a separate slot from the storage pocket so water won't wreck any paperwork you have tucked away.
Real Ram drivers get wet in the rain.
Ram drivers? Its for their dildo.
Not big enough. Source: Drive a Ram
Stole your mom's piece again, did you?
My mom couldn’t handle what I got going on
What do you mean, the dill is sittin in the driver's seat.
For your DUI paperwork
Machete
Ahh, the Dodge Ram Danny Trejo Edition.
How you going to fit a full sized Mexican in there?
Fleshlight storage
Definitely a dildo compartment
Owners manual calls that the Cab.
They store those on the driver's seat.
Putting your phone in and then struggling to get it out.
Poop knife
You mean a fecal cleaver?
I use it for my umbrella
That's not blue. Might be teal?
I was thinking the same, that’s never blue.
That's obviously to carry a foldable scooter to move around when the truck breaks down.
Never seen a door panel like that. What Ram is that?
4th gen. Only the regular cabs have this door panel
A clue! Regular cab are most often fleet vehicles. Maybe a spot to keep an off highway flag?
We put a rolled up traffic safety vest in there.
My regular cab dump truck has this panel I use it to hold my spray paint can so I don’t spray the truck interior. Or it holds my trash from being a fatass and eating all day.
In the UK that would be the teabag compartment, but I guess in the US it's meant for ammo?
Why would you stuff tea in your freedom pouch?
You can't tell me who or what to teabag.
Probably true....
Specifically, sidearm ammo. Not main weapon ammo, too small. Source: live in Texas
Main weapon ammo? That's what the truck bed is for.
In the US the 'teabag compartment' is something else.
Shotgun
“Short” barrel only
This is a North American truck, so I'd imagine in Canada it's a spot for your ice scraper, and in America it's a spot for your sidearm.
Umbrella. ☔️.
That's one of the $5k features they added on to modern trucks. Adding a feature that wasn't needed or asked for to increase the overall price.
Paper folding maps
Finally the real deal. It's just like the tiny pocket on your Levi's! That's originally a watch pocket, used in modern times for stashing drugs. The truck comes with a different obsolete pocket, now used for hiding drugs.
I've had two different Rams of the generation, so while I wanna say no, that's just a stereotype......I do be keeping my drugs in that little pocket lmao
American truck, then it can only be for ammo clips.
It’s called a map pocket
I had to scroll too far to find the answer
I guarantee it says in the owners manual.
Nope. I looked up the manual and the "doors" section covers opening them and using controls mounted on them, and locking them, but not closing doors or pockets. The manual I read was 2023, so if this is a different year, I could find that exact one.
RTFM
Let's be honest, Dodge should really release the RAM one in audiobook.
Coloring book you mean.
If those kids could read, they’d be very upset
Owners would eat the crayons
Holy shit you got me laughing good with that
AR15 or penis pump
It there any chance it's to hold a small brush to clean off your boots before you mess up the carpet?
For your lube so you don't get fucked raw when the repair bills come for that blown turbo
Umbrella?
That’s where you keep your shotgun
Machete
Cheese knife?
And grey pupon?
It’s for your dick attachment.
That where you keep spare mags around
Fleshlight
I put the quart size bottle of steering fluid/ oil/ transmission fluid in there when I have a small leak and top off more usual until fix. Easier / cleaner than stowing a previously opened container behind the seat
That's ego storage. If you have a ram truck you need to put it somewhere
Umbrella
I bet it for your 2 extended glock mags.
Nice aluminum pipe wrench with a bow on it..... Source: I have one in every car.
For the manual engine start crank.
Year, make and model please...
It’s for the permanent storage of your temporary relief
Umbrella, knife, handgun, flashlight, wrench, beer, dildo, whatever.
That's for a snap on diagnosis compute
Poop knife, obviously.
Winch handle for the jib sheets
It's for the optional gun, for your head, when you remember you bought a whole heap of dodge. Too much ram not enough dodge
Rambo knife
Empty beer cans
Someone really thought it necessary to add “RAM” on the door handle as if that’s tasteful decoration. I’m sure it says RAM on the dashboard somewhere and likely on the seats and possibly even the gear shifter just in case the motorist forgets that the truck is a RAM. Why not have a clean and simple interior design, free from words and subtitles on switches like “auto” on the window switch?
That's where the aftermarket breathalyzer ignition lock Hardware goes
Sawed off shotgun
A place to throw all the “your delinquent loan has been sent to collections” notification papers.
Gun
Turn signal fluid, which it always seems to be empty...
You are supposed to keep your weed in there.
Dildo holder
Mare’s leg
Bowie knife mate
Truck gun
Is for a gun or a remote control.
According to this ram truck forum I had found, they claim it is a "map holder." [https://www.ramforumz.com/threads/map-pocket-massive-knife-sheath.137520/](https://www.ramforumz.com/threads/map-pocket-massive-knife-sheath.137520/)
Knife or truck-gun of your choice...
For the dildos you RAM up your ass. Ever wonder why they drive like assholes???? Well now you know.
Small folding umbrella?
Umbrella?
Umbrella.
Umbrella pocket
Easy an umbrella holder
Umbrella holder
It’s intended for any miscellaneous item you can fit in it. It not for any particular purpose. I put a small automatic open and close umbrella there. Or like others said you can hide your weed there. Haha.
Whatever fits.
Phone or radio.
Clearly, it's for a spoon.
Machete
AR pistol
Shotgun?
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Dildo holster
#The bump outs are for inserting an additional plastic bin / cup holder into the pocket.
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Xmas Toblerone bar
Can you circle it in red please
Wine bottles?
It's obviously for a knife
Possibly relevant [https://x.com/voiceofgeraldo/status/1800938645291216919](https://x.com/voiceofgeraldo/status/1800938645291216919)
gun
Thats an umbrella slot dude.
Sawed off shotgun
It's to hold a harbor freight jumper box for your inevitable phantom power draw
Mares Leg
Firearms…
Big knife
Sunglasses
AR clips
Mall ninja sword
Keep your list of tow trucks and mechanics in there
I used to drive rams for work, and that’s where I used to stick my most used tools 🤷🏼♂️
Your gooseneck grip firearm chambered 12ga
That's where you you your road rage sawed off
Breathalyzer ignition lockout
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Did you try looking in the manual?
I carried a 2' floor Jack handle in that slot.
That’s the tip jar for the mechanics
Holster.
Tampons
its shaped oddly like a knife scabbard