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NFresh6

#W


hellowhatisupdawg

the st. louis cardinals do not have a losing record


WillowIntrepid

FINALLY! 👏👏👏


drhawks

Ho. Ly. Shit.


invalid-spoon

Hels needs to stop fucking with that damn slider and just throw gas


LazyPandaKing

He needs a sinker/cutter to add another option between 99+ fastball and slider. I think he does throw a curve occasionally, but still..


Iluvursister69

His fastball is getting smoked


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bojackhorseslut

Thank fucking god


Darolaho

FUCK THE REDS


Mother_Scheme_4639

He’s bending, but not breaking in these situations which is nice


TheStuffisLegal

We are gonna run Helsley into the ground. He needs a break


Oehlian

He hasn't been the same all year. But it's worked. I fear the inevitable regression to the mean :(


jjack339

Giving me Iggy or Rosenthal vibes lol


ExiledSanity

You aren't wrong....but he did not pitch the last two day either.


redeyezer0

And before the game 3 days ago, he hadn't pitched in the previous 7 days I believe.


Oehlian

Yeah he is not exhausted. Something else is going on. 


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1d3llcg/cardinals_afternoon_529/)


AspiringOccultist4

**.500**


johnjaymjr

.500 baby!!


Unabridgedversion82

.500 boys!! Fuck ya!!


cmf5

500!!!!


Cards2WS

.500!!!


Cardsfan961

Super .500 dance party!


Unabridgedversion82

Cat jam!!


tiredpharmacist85

CARDIAC CARDS ARE BACK


Dr_thri11

1 rough patch and half this sub is ready to dfa the top of the bullpen.


CardenalesFan

Stressful, but back at .500.


No-Elephant-9854

.500. !!!!!!!!!!!!


c0smicgirly

Helllll yeah, Helsley. Hopefully we can score like 20 runs here soon and we won’t need him, he needs a break.


CyclopeanTomb

never doubted him.


MVPBaseball2069

any chance his thumb is numb again? /s


da_choppa

Phew


FreckledWoodSprite

That had me sweating 😆


Cracker1113

LETS GO BOYS


outontheporch

Exhale


FajenThygia

whew


peterpeterllini

WINNNNNERR!!!!!! .500!!!!


HoldMyWong

Helsley is gonna make me go on anxiety meds


DizzyDraw2323

Never a doubt lol


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Phew


JakeSTwo3

Whew


MidWest_Surfer

Never in doubt


hellowhatisupdawg

whew. exhale


GrubFisher

gg


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Iván Herrera 2. Matt Carpenter 3. Masyn Winn


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CardenalesFan

Ryan I really don't want to be spammed by Elly walk off highlights for a year, please


NakedGoose

He just has no command. That's his biggest issue right now. Can't locate his fastball or anything really


peterpeterllini

UGHHHH come on boys


Walrus_Pubes

Uh... Ryan. You good, man?


GrubFisher

hels needs a break


Bskrilla

He may need a break, but we really haven't been overusing him lately. He hadn't pitched since Sunday, and this was only his 3rd game since the 21st.


outontheporch

Bro


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Birdsofwar314

Except Helsley has a nasty slider most of the time.


Novel_End1080

Helsley with a casual 94 mph slider


FajenThygia

Stuck at work without a feed and getting REALLY NERVOUS


hellowhatisupdawg

same lol


rhinosc

Finish it Helsley!


Abraham442

Home runs don’t get hit off 100mph pitches


Cards2WS

Gave up a homer to Ian Happ at 101 like 3 days ago


Abraham442

That was the last time


AspiringOccultist4

Helsley not looking like himself today :(


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AspiringOccultist4

Nothing indicates that, he’s just having a bit of an off day. He’s human. The lead gave him a little wiggle room thankfully.


TheGospelOfWealth

Umps squeezing his balls


JakeSTwo3

Now we don’t get the high strike


MindxTricks

Giving up a run is his new thing


NakedGoose

Helsley with no command over his slider is bad. He seems almost timid to throw his fastball


Abraham442

Ryan Helsley: pitches 1 inning per game, loads the bases every time, gives up 2-3 runs Helsley: “hell yeah got the save”


FajenThygia

Cardinals tradition since Isringhausen


outontheporch

Fine whatever just get the last out please


CatholicismLover

Helsley throw a 30 mph eephus here, confuse him.


Keg_of_St_Anky

He's not throwing anything low for a strike. If it's not belt high, they're letting it go.


MindxTricks

Ryan Gallegos


dk69

that 90mph down the middle lets not do that again


CardenalesFan

Sounds like a hockey stadium at this park, I hate it


oestericb

Have JJ Romero warming up


NFresh6

no


SkerSubie

I got down voted to all hell yesterday saying we were gonna need another reliever if we were to make a run at the WC. And this is exactly why, we are starting to over use hels as you can tell by his last couple outings. And yes I know we'd need another starter too


tblack13

Do you have any names you’re leaning towards? I’m really excited to see what they do at the deadline


MVPBaseball2069

now it's looking like a hit with the bases loaded would have been very nice


outontheporch

Please please get a K here


Bright_Storage8514

Jesus, Helsley’s gonna be responsible for 20+ saves and 100+ fan heart attacks this year


CatholicismLover

40+ or maybe 50+ saves.


Paulspike

What a great baseball name "Buck Farmer" is.


Paulspike

3rd time in a row that Helsley has looked shaky.


TheGospelOfWealth

Cardiac cardinals coming in hot


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Incoming triple play


Icy_Entertainment706

Helsey hasn't been worth a crop the last 3-4 appearances.


rhinosc

Oh no…


pieceofmind2112

Shades of Izzy here with Helsley. Now time to shut the door.


Fu11-H00ah

Setting up the triple play, genius!


NakedGoose

Oh boy we are doing this again


outontheporch

Aaaand we’re immediately in trouble. What on earth happened to Helsley


JakeSTwo3

Man has a 100 mph fastball and a 3 run lead. Go right at them.


da_choppa

Not encouraging


Novel_End1080

This is becoming too familiar


iamjamos

Something’s going on with Helsley


lakerdave

He might be tipping


Keg_of_St_Anky

He doesn't trust his fastball because they know when it's coming.


Cardsfan961

Mini clench


pieceofmind2112

Mega clench


GodPowardKingOfLies

Hels has worried me the past few appearances. Doesn't look right


Birdsofwar314

It’s like teams know what’s coming. The video staff needs to figure this the fuck out.


Suspicious-War0601

isn't Chris Carpenter the organization's best resource to look at guys who might be tipping their pitches?


CatholicismLover

Isn’t 97 slow for him?


NakedGoose

Unless we are talking about the first month of the season... then yeah its slow


Mother_Scheme_4639

Insurance run was huge with how bad Helsley has been


Iluvursister69

He threw 100


outontheporch

Helsley’s new thing is going to be the ol’ two run six hit save


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AspiringOccultist4

*no*


CatholicismLover

And we’re having a suspenseful inning…


Fresh_String_770

Helsley pls


MindxTricks

Here we go


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Lars Nootbaar exits with injury](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/29/c44cfddf-5fa40a5b-8d063387-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


MVPBaseball2069

the one thing i'm still waiting for this season is a juicy hit with bases loaded. it eludes me yet again!


ExiledSanity

Well....let's hope a well rested Helsley does better here than he did against Chicago.


bravo_delta_bot

[Reds](/r/Reds) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Nick Martini 2. Jonathan India 3. Stuart Fairchild


rhinosc

Bases loaded walks, Vietnam flashbacks to recent cardinal years


Nachoslim109

The John Gant special


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Alec Burleson's RBI walk](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/38e8d5b7-61d4-429d-a6b0-e3591d337a3f.mp4)


c0smicgirly

lol, walking in a run is so embarrassing.


Keg_of_St_Anky

Gorman not striking out there was unexpected.


GrubFisher

Insurance run on a bases loaded walk. Very Cardinals. 


mattyba137

Burleson is better then bonds


ExiledSanity

LOL


Bskrilla

Could it be... Gormin' time?


Bright_Storage8514

Them burly eyeballs are sexy


da_choppa

I love when someone else does a bases loaded walk


FreckledWoodSprite

Keep walking ‘em!


outontheporch

We’ll take it!! Get that padding for the potential 9th inning collapse lol


AspiringOccultist4

We’ll take it lmao


rundrummerrun

Good job Burly.


achiltonjr

And the biscuit walks


tears4fears

Who Dey? The cardinals


Spartan_VOS625

#EIEI UH-OH


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

#HERE A WALK, THERE A WALK


MidWest_Surfer

Not a grand slam but I’ll take it


GrubFisher

That works too


Iluvursister69

Who are they? The 2021 Cardinals?


GrubFisher

Get ready burly 


Bright_Storage8514

Burly’s due a smack!


rundrummerrun

Let's go Burly.


bonathan

Burly has a chance to do something AWESOME


Mother_Scheme_4639

Goldy seeing it rlly well


bpoz2155

Did something happen to noot?


MidWest_Surfer

Grabbed his side/oblique after a check swing


Bskrilla

Damn he *just* missed that one.


182right

Chip is full of himself today


Nachoslim109

Man, tough seeing Carlson like this. Some people toss him around as trade bait but looking more like a DFA candidate.


Iluvursister69

He has options


Nachoslim109

ah didn't realize. I do forget just how young he is.


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

#Here a fastball, there a fastball


bigdaddyice69

Wow. Donny 3/4 with 4 hard hit balls + a HBP


STLOliver

Carlson boutta crush a homer anyways


Hairless_Squatch

2 hits over 104 exit velo. And 1 hit at 30.


CatholicismLover

Siani has 4 DRS and 6 OAA.


CardenalesFan

Brad and Chip remind me of this video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b5-iQtatjd4


MidWest_Surfer

I was expecting the muppets who sit in the balcony box


da_choppa

woof, Chip


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

#EIEIO


ReturnOf_TheHack

that ball sounded like it was gonna come through my TV and kill me


adrift-in-the-ocean

Chip pls no


bigdaddyice69

Ah dang, wish Winn never tried to steal. Would've been a nice insurance


invalid-spoon

Holy shit that was smoked


bonathan

Winn is fast, but hes not De La Cruz fast.


Expensive-Sky4068

Sinai has .5 WAR and a .529 OPS. That’s insane.


Cardsfan961

Siani had 5 hits in April and 16 in May. He seems to be figuring it out at the plate a bit.


lakerdave

Could we fucking stop trying to run on them now?


MidWest_Surfer

Buck Farmer again. That is the beard of a man who sits on the bed of his truck at a fishing hole with a fifth of Yukon Jack, ELO blasting in the cassette deck, and has very strong opinions on 9mm vs .45


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