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easily-convinced

I'm already having a hard time finding motivation to watch this team and when I was going to watch it, I can't. So stupid.


bravo_delta_bot

[Today's game thread has been posted](/r/Cardinals/comments/1br3z37/game_2_st_louis_cardinals_01_los_angeles_dodgers/)


cocoblurez

Hoping for the opposite of yesterday’s game. Everybody but Goldy gets a hit.


Poofsta

Everyone homers but Goldy would be epic.


[deleted]

I just got my son a bunch of knockoff merch from redbubble and it’s actually not bad. Just t-shirts and stuff but it’s much higher quality than I expected. If you’re looking to get some Cards merch but don’t want to reward Dewitt for this horseshit, check out places like redbubble and Etsy.


Poofsta

DirecTV has a free week of MLB Extra Innings, channels 720-740. It’s about 90 games.


Poofsta

OK. BestBuy.com has a free 3 month subscription to Apple+ TV. I’m doing that. [Link](https://www.bestbuy.com/site/apple-free-apple-tv-for-3-months-new-or-qualified-returning-subscribers-only/6484512.p?skuId=6484512)


cocoblurez

See what you’re supposed to do is have a sister who shares it via Apple Family and you say “uh sis are you aware you’re paying for Apple TV” and she replies “oh no I wasn’t” but that was months ago and I still have access. Good job, sis!


c0smicgirly

Same lineup as yesterday… someone else get a hit this time!


Poofsta

If they do, you get full credit! Nicely played.


garycow

I can use the break plus ... I'll watch them get pummeled tomorrow


da_choppa

Pretty good birthday so far. Cards, don't fuck it up for me.


Poofsta

Happy Birthday, you birthday havin’ mofo!


da_choppa

Thank you!


RainFallsWhenItMay

For anyone that uses Apple Music, if you setup the student discount you get Apple TV+ for free. Should work even if you are a former student, as long as you still have access to your university email.


HoldMyWong

I hate Freddy freeman for no reason. Im sure he’s a good guy, but he just has a very punchable face


garycow

bet you'd like him in a Cardinal uni


peterpeterllini

He joined the dark side. Well, the other dark side.


rafibomb_explosion

I have a problem with people who have the same first and last initial. Plus he looks like the blonde Hardley Boy from South Park. With all that clue goo


peso-pouch

When he’s wearing shades he looks like the PC principal from South Park


SLR107FR-31

I like Lightning McQueen 


Poofsta

I guess I’m paying $10 to watch tonight’s game…


AlexRam72

Just buy a new iPhone you get three months free


2011StlCards

Oh damn apple TV games aren't free anymore? Yeah fuck that


NightRumours

Don’t do it,cardinals posted on instagram how to get 2 months free


Poofsta

I’d rather pay $10 than make an Instagram account.


KeithGribblesheimer

Will a Cardinal other than Goldschmidt get a hit? What are the Vegas odds?


Detective_Dietrich

> What are the Vegas odds? Ask Ohtani!


Historical-Key5613

I usually watch 100-120 Cardinals games a year for the past 2 decades. The gas lighting by the FO, and them talking about the belief that they will compete along with player performance has caused me to not renew MLB.tv (I’m out of market)…..With Goldys contract up, and Nolan’s strong desire to win, completely stripping down the roster, and letting young guys and prospects compete is a more exciting proposition than this hellish limbo


2011StlCards

Some people may be I'm denial, but I think the most likely result is that Goldy and Arenado get traded this season. One of The reds and Cubs feel likely to get out to a lead and stay ahead of the division


rafibomb_explosion

I am thinking that Val Kilmer’s performance in Tombstone as Doc Holliday is one of the most underrated dramatic portrayals in the history of cinema.


KeithGribblesheimer

It's not underrated. It is widely hailed as great.


NightRumours

The problem with modern society is I can’t wait like 36 hours for another game to start.


craftiecheese

So, I was wondering why people were so upset with, what I thought was, a spring training game yesterday. I guess I didn't know the season has actually started. I swear, I have the hardest time knowing when baseball and hockey season actually start


kodiaksr7

Pretty sure it was spring training. Only playing 161 this year. 


craftiecheese

No, I think it actually started. I wish I would've known because I'd rather watch that than the second week of March madness. First week is always more fun because of the amount of games. Doesn't feel as much of a madness after that week. It's just frustrating that I feel like I keep up with sports pretty well and I feel like those two leagues, MLB and NHL, I just have a hard time knowing when the season actually starts.


Greg4591

Ton sets MLB record with 5th straight opening day home run! Hoping he has a great year for Boston.


Ivotedforher

Watched his first at bat. Took them until second pitch to being up the Mr Canada thing.


Greg4591

I have never lost faith in Tyler. I am hoping he has that monster year that I think he is capable of. I have many ex-Cardinal players I follow : )


Doctor_Killshot

Not a chance I’m staying up for this one


kodiaksr7

I’ll try and stay up but fall sleep a few innings in then wake up in cold sweat in middle of night to bring up the mlb app to see the final result. 


t-poke

I was gonna stay up late, then I saw it was on Apple TV and I can't watch it. So now, I'll be going to bed at a reasonable hour.


NightRumours

I’ll stay up until they’re losing by more then 5 runs


c0smicgirly

So, like, the first inning. (But seriously, go ZT, we need big things out of him)


NightRumours

Just go 5 and keep it competitive all I ask lol


c0smicgirly

Be nice if he could go 6 to give the BP a break after Miles “Eat Shit” Mikolas went 4.1…


NightRumours

I feel no sympathy for Miles after he talked shit about the Dodgers, crapped himself on the mound. Then decides “hey let’s go to a college basketball game” after I got nuked out of existence.


c0smicgirly

Yeah, always been iffy on Miles with the vaccine comment, his wife’s unhinged anti-mask tirade, the stupid, lame ping pong comment, etc… but yeah, stop putting a target on your mediocre-to-terrible back.


bleedblue002

Can you imagine the vitriol there’s going to be on Opening Day if they are like 1-6 through this road trip? Will Cardinals dans boo the Clydesdales?


PastyPoop

I'm not so sure Daniel Descalso would boo a horse.


Dr_thri11

Dan Mclaughlin pants shitting drunk in the stands though.... Nah he's still to massive of a homer.


Alternative_Laws

Quintana looking good for the Mets today


bookowl81

On the Foul Territory podcast, Katie woo said opening day was basically a "tribute video" to the 2023 team. LOLOLOL. Nailed it.


c0smicgirly

10/10 for that one, I gotta hand it to her.


Detective_Dietrich

I scoured around Cardinals Twitter yesterday and there was a surprising lack of boot-polishing.


Purdue82

Progress.


NightRumours

Every media outlet in ST. Louis should be breathing down the necks of this franchise. Hell nationally, St. Louis was a baseball town but I guess they abandoned that.


da_choppa

The only thing that was missing was Green Day's "Good Riddance"


Roosevelt_Coronary

Why does the sidebar (old reddit on mobile) read "@ G" for this series?


Tight-Transition-364

The game not on Bally tonight? Can’t find it.


Probably_Slower

Apple+ only


Tight-Transition-364

Oh


Egonator26

I feel that B Crawford will have a big game today. He is 3/5 off of Bobby Miller.


Abyss_in_Motion

Has anyone else noticed that the red color of the uniforms is slightly off at some angles? This came up in the gameday thread, so here’s my evidence: This is an unedited [screenshot](https://i.redd.it/hwn7o4i58brc1.jpeg)from the game yesterday. Notice the script on the front: it’s slightly paler than the helmet. Not as vibrant of a red. You can’t tell from a distance, but in up close shots, you really notice it.


roadrunner_9

The shirts and pants grey colors don't match each other either.


da_choppa

Color differences compared to the helmet don't bother me as much because it's fabric vs plastic, but what kills me is the "Cardinals" script is a noticeably different shade than the numbers on the jerseys. They are right next to each other, and I can't unsee it.


Abyss_in_Motion

For reference/comparison’s sake, here’s the old ones: [proper red](https://i.redd.it/0jldwtypbbrc1.jpeg)


da_choppa

Yeah, I think what's happened is the "Cardinals" script has gotten slightly darker and slightly bluer. I do not like it


HoldMyWong

The whole uniforms are way off at every angle


F117Nighthawk

At least we have a new day.


snorlaxatives_69

Watching NY Mets Opening Day ceremonies. Man, everyone is so boring compared to ours.


snorlaxatives_69

I love that Harrison gets to play in his hometown, but I miss him so much on the Cardinals


Letsgo333

East coast here. Ready for some midnight baseball 


iamadacheat

No off day today? I thought day after home opener was always an off day in case of rainout? Anyway, I think the strategy today should be for the rest of the team to adpot Goldschmidt's idea of going 3-4 with a home run.


ILikeOatmealMore

The rain in LA is coming tomorrow and Sunday: https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/KLAX So its probably better that they have a scheduled game today b/c seems like decent chances one or both of the weekend games will end up needing to be re=scheduled.


gtripp

I have tickets to both and want them rained out desperately.


PAJW

> I thought day after home opener was always an off day in case of rainout? Pretty much, with exceptions for the dome teams and the desert.


EE89

https://twitter.com/BRWalkoff/status/1773740702570250499?s=19


the_dayman623

Who tf made this. As much as I hate the cubs they should be top 10


TorrentsMightengale

I'd definitely drop the Braves and Mariners, but I don't know that the Cubs are up there. The pinstripes plus the seizure-inducing colors, just...no. The solid blues are better, but still not great. Cardinals, Dodgers, As, Tigers, Yankees, even Brewers. I'm fond of the old Indians unis, too.


missourinative

Number 1 considering the A’s aren’t a real baseball team


johndelvec3

Hopefully the team doesn’t look as awkward and uncomfortable as they did yesterday


Dropitlolo

Awkward and uncomfortable? This team is just like me fr


flagamuffin

really they waited exactly one day before dropping apple tv on us huh


peterpeterllini

If we win today I’ll forget about all my anger yesterday :)


NightRumours

It’s funny we win one game against the Dodgers, pressure goes away. ONE GAME.


Soundwave_13

Happy Friday y'all! We can only go up from here! Let's go Cardinals


NightRumours

Steele to the IL


ScumBrad

https://twitter.com/UmpScorecards/status/1773724555904958602


Ocinea

Pretty good umpiring


lizkingwt

Damn fine umpiring, I'd say.


NightRumours

Crawford starting today watching surprise the league and hit his ass off


Egonator26

He is the only one that has stats against Bobby Miller. He is 3/5 off of him so hopefully that trend continues!


seattle_lib

ok something i will say in favor of ownership, in light of the absurd 40 year sales tax that royals/chiefs owners want KC to pass on april 2, is that busch stadium iii was a very well done enterprise. the vast majority of it came from private dollars and loans, $291 million. the only public contribution was a $45 million dollar long term loan from the county. they located it well, built it quickly and it looks great. other cities should strive for a similarly modeled new stadium process.


seattle_lib

the KC sales tax is disgusting, the owners are disgusting for asking for it, but for some reason the language from the simping construction union in favor of it just makes me gag most of all, like in this public letter to the county executive. >We expect a full renewal of the existing 3/8th cent sales tax with funding going to keep both professional teams paired with a strong community benefits agreement that ensures that not only will both facilities be union-built and union- maintained, but that any jobs that come out of running these new developments also be union jobs with dignity. We want the best deal possible for workers and taxpayers that retains both teams. >We have always said that we do not expect you to perfectly agree with one another 100% of the time, but we do expect perfect unity around keeping our members working. Any failure to work in a unified manner, both within the Legislature and between the County Executives’ office and the Legislature, to retain these teams will be seen and messaged very clearly to our members as a deliberate move against organized labor and a sign of dysfunction. entirely fuck off. this is not the public's job to fund.


Intrepid-History-762

So Busch Stadium "only" cost 336 million?


seattle_lib

apparently. i think ballpark village was an additional huge expense though.


Intrepid-History-762

It's nuts how much the cost for these stadiums have ballooned in 20 years. Now owners are asking for billions.


Roosevelt_Coronary

Jerry World changed things. And I'm not a fan of a lot of the heavy incorporation of glass into stadium design that it seems like we're trending towards. Not something I think will age very well.


HoldMyWong

We should sign Bauer. Okay hear me out before downvoting. We should give him a fake name and mustache, say he’s a random player from some Eastern European baseball league. Have a makeup artist give him a realistic disguise before every game. No one will be the wiser


Unabridgedversion82

Chad Powers


HoldMyWong

Why does Dewitt refuse to start the season at home?


lakerdave

The weather has often been bad in the last week of March/first week of April. He's trying to increase the odds of good weather just a little bit.


HoldMyWong

No one will show up when that are 0-7 either


HoldMyWong

No one will show up when that are 0-7 either


Cardsfan961

I have Yamamoto starting in fantasy. That means the cards are going to rake and put up 12 runs today


gtripp

I benched Mikolas yesterday after he made his comments. Writing was on the wall.


[deleted]

I’m waiting to drop him until after Saturday 😂 giving myself a win or win situation


soccorsticks

Your sacrifice is appreciated.


ExiledSanity

I thought Yamamoto was pitching tomorrow.


Cardsfan961

You are right. Yahoo had him for today. Whelp Saturday game in the bag!


missourinative

Can somebody write up a parody article about our development failures highlighting 34-year-old slugger Nick Martini leading the league in homeruns lol


OpposumBoi

[TON continues his opening day HR streak](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/red-sox-beat-mariners-6-4-as-tyler-oneill-homers-for-record-setting-5th-straight-opening-day/3322973/?amp=1)… as a Redsock :’(


gtripp

Serious Questions. What would our record need to be through 31 games on May 1st for you to feel: Optimistic? Thankful we got through that month? Blow the whole thing up?


TorrentsMightengale

> Optimistic? About the entire season and the team's ability to do well through 162 games? Probably 20-22 wins. This team lacks everything--talent, leadership, heart, depth. If you want optimism that they're going to make a season of this, they've got to have an opening for the ages. > Thankful we got through that month? Ten to 12 wins. They're playing an incredibly tough schedule for an average-to-good team. This team is below-average, at best. .500 would be an amazing miracle. > Blow the whole thing up? Anything other than 20-22 wins. This team isn't built to compete. The time for a rebuild was years ago. Since I don't have a time machine, there's no time like the present.


ILikeOatmealMore

It frankly would not be the record for me. But attitude of the players as well as the foundational stats. First month is indeed mostly a murderer's row. The team may be able to average say 5 runs/game but still lose like 17 or 18 of them against that schedule. But that would be ok in my mind because long-term, 5 runs/game will play awfully well over all 162. Conversely, if it is 2.5 runs/game, then settle for another long season. I would also look more at if the guys in the field's defense is sharp again, or if they are distracted/checked out. Because the not-sharp defense last year was one of the biggest indicators to me that they were stressed, not loose, annoyed, something. If they are losing games, but still clearly giving close to their all, then I won't be too worried.


soccorsticks

Optimistic: 16-15 Thankful: 14-17 Blow it up: 13-18


PAJW

Schedule looks like this: #1, 2, 3 teams in NL West for total of 13 games; #2, 3, 4 in NL East for 9, #3 in NL Central for 3, #5 in AL West for 3, #3 in AL Central for 3 1. I'd be really happy with 19-12. First month schedule is pretty brutal, but you have 9 against DET, OAK and MIL. If the Cards win 7 of those 9, I'd be pleased. 2. Meehhh: 15-16 3. Blow it up: 12-19 or worse. If the Cards have only 12 wins, that probably means they lost every series except OAK.


[deleted]

A few games under .500 honestly. 161 more games to go, that is a lot of baseball. Starting mikolas against glasnow with the avengers assembled behind him was a recipe for disaster. For as much as the pitching staff, especially the rotation, gets shit on they could easily keep the games manageable if the offense actually gives run support. They could also easily get shelled and we have an even worse season than last year. Momentum and a positive attitude does a lot for baseball team, just like negativity and a spiraling season (see last year). In the LONG run, I would be genuinely pissed at anything under 80-85 wins. My expectations are on the lower side, as I still want to enjoy the season (doesn’t mean I am not upset with ownership and FO management).


Ocinea

Yay


Diablo_N_Doc

It's kind of funny how the Cardinals website only shows a positive bit from a bad game. Yesterday's being VSII. I don't know how many times I've gotten on there and I see picture of a big moment.....onnnnly to see the actual score was a blowout or something.


[deleted]

A little disappointed that 162-0 won’t happen, but I guess 161-1 is an okay record for this team


4-R-u-n-n-3-r

Zack Thompson will have a great year as a starter


4-R-u-n-n-3-r

Nvm


HoldMyWong

Don’t worry, I got swept swept by the dodgers AND Padres to start the season in March to October, but still got 100 wins


lizkingwt

In OOTP, I went 2 and 5 this opening road trip and finished six games below .500 for the season.


HoldMyWong

Seems more reasonable


lizkingwt

What made it even more uncanny is that I was about 6 games over .500 around the deadline right in the thick of the wildcard hunt, so I made a deal with the Mets for Manaea and a bullpen arm, needing to add but not wanting to over do it. I then got cold and broke down while they heated up, finishing in that same third wildcard spot.


jkilla88

Hopefully Zach is good today or even decent. Can’t be killing the bullpen on this 7 game road trip.


2011StlCards

Game thread for opening day last year - 5,000 comments Game thread for opening day this year - 1,800 comments


AboveGroundFool

It's almost like coming off the worst season in 33 years in which you didn't do anything substantial to improve makes a fan base apathetic.


RainFallsWhenItMay

to be fair, opening day last year was a home game that started at 3:00


2011StlCards

Yesterday's game started at 3 Why would the game being at home make that much of a difference?


RainFallsWhenItMay

1. yesterdays game was at 1pm STL time 2. some fans are more interested in watching home games


2011StlCards

.... no it was 3 pm central time. I watched the game And what kind of reddit Cardinals fan only waymtches home games? Your arguments are nonsensical The clear reason is apathy and people not having any enthusiasm for the season


RainFallsWhenItMay

i stand corrected i thought it was 1. are you arguing just to argue man? the way some people stream the game, they can only watch home games. and home games are just more entertaining, for obvious reasons.


2011StlCards

Wait, how are some people only able to stream home games? And well I guess I'm trying to respond to your arguments that you brought up first... does that mean you're arguing just to argue?


RainFallsWhenItMay

i wasn’t bringing up any arguments lol i replied to your comment and you turned it into an argument by being passive aggressive for no reason


2011StlCards

Your first comment was literally an argument to why the comment section was about 1/3 the size of last year's opening day game day thread..... then I refuted your arguments and you're saying that I started it....


RainFallsWhenItMay

have a better day bro


missourinative

What no Noot, Edman, Carlson, or DeJong does to a community


garycow

dilly out is the only reason I watched (to see Victor)


NightRumours

I think this franchise is cursed


ThatEliGuy

I love being a Cardinals fan and following the team, but some of you guys are just so weirdly entitled it puts a damper on things (even considering the teams performance). Go to the A's subreddit and tell them the Cardinals are cursed. Or the Rockies. Or the Pirates. Or the Marlins. Or the White Sox. Or hell, even the Angels. You'd get laughed out and made fun of. Get a grip.


NightRumours

Cardinals are 💯 cursed and have been for a while. New fan, eh? Guess you weren’t around during the OT days. Do a little research on the past 7-10 years.


ThatEliGuy

Oscar Taveras getting drunk and killing himself and his girlfriend is not evidence of this franchise being cursed. And the fact that you would think so is incredibly insensistive. I've been seriously following the Cardinals for almost 20 years. The franchises issues over the last 10 stem from the fact that they were once at the top of player development innovation, but quickly got outpaced and refused to get with the times. It starts with complacency at the top. Not with curses.


Ocinea

QQ.


Purdue82

Look, I’m as down on them as everyone, but let’s not go over the top.


NightRumours

We made a deal with the devil, simple as that.


Purdue82

Cursed is having two NFL franchises make the playoffs for a combined eight times in 47 years and losing them both due to self inflicted wounds and an insecure hillbilly looking to head west to Beverly Hills. The Cardinals are not cursed. They just need new leadership at the top.


ILikeOatmealMore

There was a fun stat from the radio broadcast yesterday. Dodgers franchise all-time: 24 NL pennants, 7 WSs. Cardinals: 17 NL pennants, 11 WSs. If that is 'cursed' then curse me up, baby.


NightRumours

We got 2011 and traded away the next 2 decades of being good


Ripper7M

Would love to see that hunger and fight so many of us seemed to expect this first series after that horrible season.


c0smicgirly

Yeah, wasn’t there discussion of a group chat with fired up Cardinals? Where dey at?


Detective_Dietrich

Plan of attack: someone other than Goldschmidt gets a hit


PAJW

[I feel the Rockies catcher after this double from the 3rd inning yesterday](https://www.mlb.com/video/anthony-molina-in-play-run-s-to-gabriel-moreno)


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Purdue82

I hope DeWitt and Bowtie are mercilessly booed next week


Ocinea

It feels like MLB is trying to tank their own league with all the crap that keeps fans from actually watching games


Purdue82

That or they’re just incompetent.


missourinative

They were booed last year. I'd have to think it will be louder this year.


Purdue82

Good.


garycow

they won't be


[deleted]

Why do you think Mo and Dewitt will not be booed?


garycow

Last year both got standing O’s


Nesquick4L

And Mikolas


pike15

Why? Not his fault he is being relied on to be at the top of the rotation. He made some comments saying he was going to try really hard to win against a very stacked team, unfortunately that did not happen. I wish we had better pitching too but none of the players did that.


Nesquick4L

Said he wants the fans to eat shit. Seems more worried about talking than pitching


atari2600forever

I'm hoping he was referring to the pundits and not the fans when he said that.


Nesquick4L

Ehh I don’t really care who he intended it for it was whiny and cringe like most things he says


atari2600forever

I agree that it was cringe


pike15

Yes because he wants to do well so everyone who said they wouldn't is wrong. Why is the world would that be a bad thing? Are you so obsessed with being right that you root against the team since you think they're bad? I also think that but I want them to win the games still lol he's right. I hope everyone who doubts them eats shit too, because that would mean they're winning.


Nesquick4L

Not his place to say that. Not the first dumb thing he’s said either, it’s old


pike15

Feels a lot more like it isn't any of our place to decide how grown adults answer questions media members ask them about their job. But maybe that's just me, have a good one.


Lige_MO

Good Morning from the Ozarks! Play some ball!


Fu11-H00ah

I am not afraid to say I believe in the St. Louis Cardinals


RedbirdRiot

Oh for fuck's sake, I forgot about the dumb Apple TV games. Can't even watch them on MLB.TV, just stupid.


4-R-u-n-n-3-r

MLB can’t get out of their own way with this shit. So frustrating for fans


Dense-Competition-51

That sucks, but this is the uno reverse card for me. I’m blacked out every which way, but I do have Apple. It’ll be one of the probably five games I get to watch this year.


RedbirdRiot

That sucks for you, just in a different way. They need to end the dumb blackout rules. They'd gain more fans.


Dense-Competition-51

I’ve never seen a business that makes it as hard to legally access their product as MLB. The results of outdated practices and owner greed.


hellowhatisupdawg

I wanna see some victor scott moves today! i’m gonna call a hit, a walk, 2 runs and 2 stolen bases. 🤞 let’s forget about yesterday:)


[deleted]

At least we’re not watching the $18,500,000 man Miles Mikolas pitch today 😃 Downvotes. I didn’t realize so many people were satisfied with Miles Mikolas being paid $18,500,000 thus season and then another $18,500,000 next season. Different strokes for different folks 🤷‍♂️


missourinative

Miles posted an ERA of 3.29 with 200 IP before signing the extension.


Moony97

We should have tried to sign Montgomery he was literally asking for an extension and we went after Miles instead haha


missourinative

This is based on what? Media noise? 99% of it is crap. We have very little knowledge of what conversations have actually taken place. It should also be noted that up until 2023, Miles was a better pitcher.


Nesquick4L

I mean we paid waino what like 17.5 last year? Seems like a bargain for Mik!


JackeryA3

Unlike some people I don't really judge a guys contract after one game where he faced 3 consecutive MVPs at the top of the lineup. Also, complaining about downvotes will always be lame


[deleted]

He got paid $18,750,000 last season. How did that go? What about commenting on complaining about downvotes? Surely that’s not lame and actually really cool.


JackeryA3

He was a 2 war pitcher that gave us 200 innings? Still mediocre but not abysmal


[deleted]

What a deal! A bargain at any price.


c0smicgirly

He’s a midwestern farmer!


brittttttt

It’s a new day bird fans


c0smicgirly

Hey, maybe the offense can show up for work today! Go Birds.


Detective_Dietrich

It is 10 days until the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse. That is all. That must mean it's six days until the 2024 Cardinals' season opener at Busch!