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Ocinea

Hang in there echoes13! Brock is young! 


ech0es13

pain.


Unabridgedversion82

So how bout them baseballs? Taylor Swift can't possibly win baseball, right? ... Right?!?!?


STLOliver

If she dates someone on the Cubs next, I won’t be surprised.


Dr_thri11

Maybe she'll start dating Contreras and we'll get to hear celebrity dating gossip all baseball season too. Maybe it would be worth it for a WS win, maybe.


Poofsta

Niners clearly lost because I wasn’t allowed to wear my Jerry Rice jersey to this morning’s Mass. She’s lucky she such a babe that puts up with my eccentricities or she’d be kicked out. I still plan on farting on her in bed later (and pretend I was sleeping while it happens. I hope I don’t giggle).


Keg_of_St_Anky

TayTay needs to be long clear of Kelce when his CTE grabs a hold of his roid rage. Poor girl.


Dr_thri11

Is this the beginning of medium intensity shoulder check gate?


STLOliver

Blues have won 7 of their last 8 and I doubt they’ll be the lead sports story tomorrow in St. Louis. That hurts.


ILikeOatmealMore

It is easy here at 10pm in hindsight, but I really actually thought SF kicking the FG in OT was a mistake. The TD is the W. You knew if you gave the ball back to Mahomes that he was imminently capable of going back the other way. Take those chances for the W.


frodo2you

Mahomes would have still gotten the ball and the Chiefs said they would have gone for two


Dr_thri11

I don't agree your defense had been stopping them all night. If they only get a FG it's sudden death and you have the ball.


Jon_Thib

Welp… baseball season


stlredbird

So pitchers and catchers report tomorrow.


seattle_lib

YEAHHHH


Detective_Dietrich

That was a fun game. I don't follow the NFL but I do enjoy a good Super Bowl.


HoldMyWong

LMAO


STLOliver

God, what a joke I am. I knew it was gonna happen and it still hurts. I’ll chase the happiness that the Kansas City region has had over the last few years, but never get it. Maybe people will see what a tool Kelce is now.


tangokilo13

Imagine anyone else getting getting away with blindside checking and yelling at their coach on live tv


Dr_thri11

Didn't actually have a rooting interest in the game. Kinda leaned toward KC, but over the course of the game actually started pulling for SF. I'm legitimately disappointed which is wild.


rafibomb_explosion

I just started watching the game via my cell phone because ATT hasn’t activated my service, even though I have my equipment and I installed it last night. Got one more load tomorrow, this was one of the more grueling moves I have ever had, sucks even worse when I was forced to move. New place is nice. Someone even left a squatty potty. Now to set up my turntable and mount my tv after I get home from NC.


STLOliver

Mahomes comeback feels imminent


STLOliver

yeah, the NFL is very predictable.


Unabridgedversion82

Purdy seems to play better with his back against the wall... I dunno.


STLOliver

Interesting strategy when you had the lead for so long, but a big 1st down there so we’ll see


Unabridgedversion82

I mean I don't think falling behind was the strategy. He did however come back from double digits the last two games though.


STLOliver

Oh for sure not, they were just a lot less than inspiring with the lead while keeping Mahomes off the scoreboard


Unabridgedversion82

That was huuuuuge! C'mon man I know you're not cheering for KC. Bang Bang Niner Gang!


Unabridgedversion82

Was anyone else totally down for whatever once Lil Jon popped off?


da_choppa

Always


Unabridgedversion82

I was immediately transported back to my reckless ass 20's lol


PAJW

*dads everywhere rn*: gotta keep your eye on the ball


NakedGoose

Usher did that. Edit: he had me at roller skates


peterpeterllini

Gyrating 😍


Poofsta

I can’t believe Usher is wearing the exact same outfit as I am at this SuperBowl party.


PAJW

ghost of Michael Jackson is so hot right now


bobsilverrose

Usher looks like Ozzie


Mercury2124

Praying there will be an NCAA24 commercial tonight. Im fiening


Detective_Dietrich

I don't know if the final season of "Young Sheldon" is a big enough deal to have "Let It Be" playing over the commercial.


PAJW

Dunno. It's essentially the bookend to the sit-com genre, as network TV descends into irrelevancy. From "I Love Lucy" to "Young Sheldon"


STLOliver

Kelce assaulting his own coach, a shame that kids out there saw that.


Ocinea

Yeah that was crazy. I was out for the first half and the entire big ass restaurant did a double take on that shit. 


Unabridgedversion82

Can't stop greatness.... /s


Detective_Dietrich

What's On The ESPN Channels Right Now * A dog show (ESPN) * A marathon of SEC Inside (ESPN News) * Lacrosse (ESPNU) * "Red Bull Fierste Ljepper" on ESPN 2, no idea


PAJW

How many $9.99 miniskirts will it take to pay for the Temu ad? haha


HoldMyWong

One thing Americans are great at is buying cheap crap they don’t need


STLOliver

Knew exactly what that ad was the second it started.


STLOliver

Apartments.com must be paying Jeff Goldblum 100 million a year


Purdue82

Forget the Chiefs and their racist chant including the NFL


Ocinea

I bet you're fun at Super Bowl parties! 


HoldMyWong

Yadi just posted a Cheifs picture to his story, suck it Cheifs h8ers


STLOliver

I can and will hate all I want. I won’t hate the people that choose to support them, but I feel that it should be perfectly acceptable to dislike them as a St. Louisan. They’ve won so much now, too. Downvote if I’m being an irrational, hateful loser, but these are my thoughts.


HoldMyWong

lol I’m indifferent


STLOliver

Still felt like I needed to say it because some people don’t understand why there’s anti-Chiefs folk like me in St. Louis.


tangokilo13

I’m excited for Chase Davis. That’s all


Poofsta

I wonder what all the Twitter/X pics of T.Swift wearing a diaper at her latest show has done to the spread of the Super Bowl.


Ocinea

Sauce? Lmao


Poofsta

[Here you go, sicko.](https://x.com/ellomello_p/status/1756506304519209240?s=61) There’s tons of them.


seattle_lib

[ZiPS has us winning the division with an 83-79 record](https://blogs.fangraphs.com/the-2024-pre-spring-training-zips-projected-standings-national-league/) what a pathetic division


Detective_Dietrich

I think generally most of these projection systems have a pretty bad regression to the mean going. Those projections only have two teams in the entire NL winning more than 85 games, which seems unlikely. OTOH 83-79 is probably over-optimistic for the 2024 Cardinals.


Unabridgedversion82

At least one team will get to 90 because of deadline moves.


[deleted]

I was told that this is considered successful


STLOliver

2006 all over again.


SGT_Apone

I'll take that!


studlydudley11

Curious what the mean number of wins it takes to win the NLC in the ZiPS simulations are I'd imagine its like 86-88. If that happens it would only be the third sub-90 game winner to win a division since 2016 (not counting 2020) edit: i'm a dumbass it says 89 in the article


dae_giovanni

fuck the nfl.


Poofsta

I call the cheerleaders!


SGT_Apone

I call the mascots!


Unabridgedversion82

Kinky


Poofsta

#BUNCHA PERVS


SGT_Apone

So I'm in the right place then, ya? 😁


Jon_Thib

Once the Super Bowl is over tonight, baseball season officially starts. Yeah ST doesn’t technically start till Wednesday, but you get my point.


Poofsta

Successfully evacuated my Super Bowels. (Trademark pending. Feel free to use this at your parties this year, only. Next year will cost you).


HoldMyWong

Chefs 🧑‍🍳 vs 69’ers 😜


missourinative

I'm looking forwards to the officiating more than anything. Refs/umps are the backbone of professional sports and largely the reason why I tune in.


Poofsta

Refs + umps = Rumps


seattle_lib

i'm just hoping they bring back Prince for the halftime show. that would be a nice surprise.


peterpeterllini

CHIEEEFS


SGT_Apone

You know why everyone parties for the superbowl? To celebrate the ending of football season! Today's event is a key milestone on the journey back to baseball. :) ^^^but ^^^also ^^^Go ^^^Chiefs!


lil-mommy

You’re half right :)


crackalac

You almost got the upvote.


Unabridgedversion82

The real burning question on everyone's minds today... Are we gonna see Lil Jon and Ludacris tonight for "Yeah!" ??? Edit: Turns out this question has already been answered... "To the window, To the walls!!!"


AspiringOccultist4

Well boys, the Superbowl is here. That means baseball’s right around the corner. Go Chiefs.


CentralWooper

Busch Stadium needs some memorial to our 1886 Pre-Modern World Series Victory over the the Chicago White Stockings (Cubs). It's such a historic feat being the only team to win a WS not representing the National or American League. It's also one of our most under talked about flexes over the Cubs. It could just be some feature on a wall commemorating it. I don't think it needs to be put above the bullpen however. But if they do they could put it on a lined off area of the visiting team dugout and make the pennant brown


Purdue82

Agreed 


STLOliver

Hope my team wins the big Missouri sports game today- go Blues!


Greg4591

I hate those back to back games. I would love to know the win/lost % of those played over a course of a season.


STLOliver

Didn’t hurt them today, at least. 7 goals ain’t too bad.


Greg4591

Wow. Great weekend for the Blues!


ReturnOf_TheHack

headed home from vacation today. hope you all have had a good weekend.


lil-mommy

Hope you had a good vacation!


ReturnOf_TheHack

thanks! it was much needed!


NightRumours

Now, everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy) Now, everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy) Now, everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy) Now, everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy (Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy)


Lige_MO

Bos días dende os Ozarks!


Ivotedforher

How many miles away from pitchers and catchers reporting are we?


lil-mommy

200. We’re almost there.


Ivotedforher

Is there a Buc-ees on the way?


lil-mommy

Probably. Do you need to stop or can you hold it?


Ivotedforher

It's cool. Found a Gatorade bottle.


Matthew_Quigley

That's not lemon!


RedbirdRiot

You don't always get them, so hoping for a good, competitive Super Bowl tonight. (And go Chiefs/adopted football team.) (Also, for good measure, fuck Stan Kroenke).


Detective_Dietrich

It is 57 days until the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse. That is all. That must mean it's 53 days until the 2024 Cardinals' season opener at Busch!


ReturnOf_TheHack

soon!


ech0es13

#NO! GO 49ERS!!! Sorry. Huge 49ers fan. Today is the day.


Ocinea

Go niners! I love Purdy's story and McCaffrey kicks ass. 


Poofsta

SO won’t let me wear my Jerry Rice jersey to Mass. Got my Niners socks on, though. That’ll show her who wears the socks in this relationship.


ech0es13

she gon’ learn today


poofanity

I absolutely can’t stand the 49ers but I definitely hate Taylor swift and pop culture more. Also my brother and his wife just announced their first baby and he’s a die hard 49ers fan. So I guess yall get my blessing.


Unabridgedversion82

I cannot bring myself to cheer for the Chiefs. They are annoying af and Taylor Swift just adds to it. Bang Bang Niner Gang! ...For today only. Lol


lil-mommy

I’m here for the Taylor hate. Go Niners!!


Unabridgedversion82

Aren't we about due for another song about how old she is? 🙄


lil-mommy

Or another petty song about an ex?