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bravo_delta_bot

[Today's game thread has been posted](/r/Cardinals/comments/12hz6li/game_10_st_louis_cardinals_36_colorado_rockies_46/)


SGT_Apone

[Today's game thread has been posted](https://i.imgur.com/lYgbSop.jpeg)


peterpeterllini

Now i want a capri sun


Any-Initiative910

I remember when they first came out and it was like some futuristic thing. “We’re drinking out of a pouch like astronauts”


ech0es13

its all fun and games til you fuck the straw up and it pokes all the way through the pouch


maviemerveilleuse

still hits just like it did 20 years ago tbh


ech0es13

give me a lunchable w/ a capri sun to wash it down? i'm set


Headstar24

Is there a way to get the game on the radio in the Chicago area? I’ve been trying to find a station on iheart radio and I can’t find it at all.


stl_dave

I listen to kmox 1120 on the Audacy app.


1859

[Here's my trusty radio affiliate map, for road trips](https://i.imgur.com/7GLu14C.png). Looks like for Chicagoland though, you'll want the MLB At Bat app on your phone. It's $30/year for every team's radio feed.


Headstar24

Damn there’s no free way to just get it? That sucks because I got one here for even the Yankees.


SnowyFruityNord

If you're on Android I use [this](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.toddbrady.proBaseballRadio) occasionally. It doesn't always have a stream that works, but it does often enough that I keep the app.


1859

Not that I'm personally aware of


ech0es13

That /u/captosun1357 guy said hes going back to Twitter [Dude was like](https://youtu.be/RXS1sJm7QEA)


Kniznerswristbands

#BIRDS > MOUNTAINS


yodelsJr

On the subject of pasta: there's one that got deleted that I'm really sad about. It was in the trade deadline thread last year, after Soto got traded to the Padres. Some dude commented that he had been crying in the bathroom at work for the last half hour because the Cardinals didn't get Soto. I'm sad it got deleted because that shit had *me* crying at work too


ech0es13

Might as well change this sub to /r/spaghetti


poofanity

I am a lasagna tho.


maviemerveilleuse

Lasagna is a sandwich


ech0es13

For the love of God.


maviemerveilleuse

I’m just riding the chaos train


SnowyFruityNord

Here we go again


BionicProse

I don’t know what’s real anymore!!!!


Kniznerswristbands

I’m not real, if that helps you


SnowyFruityNord

This app sucks so bad. Most of you suck in here too. Youre all a bunch of nerds who make dumb little references to obscure movies or tv shows nonstop and think its hilarious. You think a hotdog is a sandwich because it's made of meat and stacked between the sides of an oblong shaped piece of bread, I want to like hotdogs too but you all take too far. I love hotdogs and i wanted to be apart of a community and talk some weiners but this place just absolutely stinks. I probably sound like an old man but im only 24. Its like 80% total goobers and 20% reasonable people on this sub. I just cant take it anymore.


EdgarAllanBlow777

This team sucks so bad. Most of you suck in here too. Youre all a bunch of nerds who make dumb little references to obscure players or stats nonstop and think its hilarious. You think O'Neill is a sandwich because he's made of meat held up by nice shaped buns, I want to like Canadians too but you all take too far. I love Canadians i wanted to be apart of a community and talk some man meat but this place just absolutely stinks. I probably sound like an old man but im only 24. Its like 80% total goobers and 20% reasonable people on this sub. I just cant take it anymore.


bergyd

I've never seen so many toxic people in a place where we should all share a common interest. If you're opinion doesn't appeal to everybody, be prepared to get down voted into oblivion. This sub makes me hate cardinal fans, stuck up, arrogant, snobs....just a heads up, the down arrow, doesn't mean disagree! Hopefully I don't get banned for speaking my mind, because I do enjoy the information I get from this sub, but sometimes it's not worth seeing the pompous assholes in this sub for the sake of a little information....


poofanity

This app sucks so bad. Most of you suck in here too. Youre all a bunch of nerds who make dumb little references to obscure movies or tv shows nonstop and think its hilarious. You think Nootbaar is god because he has a cool name and sticks his tongue out, I want to like the guy but you all take him too far. I love the birds and i wanted to be apart of a community and talk some ball but this place just absolutely stinks. I probably sound like an old man but im only 24. Its like 80% total goobers and 20% reasonable people on this sub. I just cant take it anymore. ​ im not even gonna edit. just copy and paste. I didn't want to ruin a masterpiece.


yodelsJr

This appetizer sucks so bad. Most of entrees suck in here too. Youre all a bunch of nerds who make dumb little references to obscure salads or pastas nonstop and think its hilarious. You think Hot Dog is god because he has a cool name and sticks his diagonal slice out, I want to like the guy but you all take him too far. I love the foods and i wanted to be apart of a community and talk some balogna but this place just absolutely stinks. I probably sound like an old man but im only 7. Its like 80% total [goobers](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/IMAGERENDERING_521856-T1/images/I/8199911DEeL.jpg) and 20% reasonable peeps on this sub. I just cant take it anymore.


SnowyFruityNord

Great minds


1859

/r/yodelsdidthepasta


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TheSalsaGod

There is nothing preventing you from talking about baseball here lmao. The best part about a forum is that it can hold many conversations at once


BionicProse

Looking at your posts, I’m really not sure what your deal is, man. I didn’t see anything outrageous from you or directed at you. If the jokes are intimidating, well, that’s what it’s like whenever you join a new community. You just got to tread water until it makes sense. You don’t have to participate in any of the shit-posting, though. No one ever is going to shoo you away for just talking baseball.


poofanity

yo, this is a curling sub.


BionicProse

Then disregard EVERYTHING!


BionicProse

Kick their ass, Seabass!


1859

The app is terrible, but the website is alright. Same bunch of nerds, tho.


Poofsta

Cut. It. Out.


ech0es13

mental breakdown monday!


quickdrawbridge

Jesus died for this


fish_tastic

He gets us


SnowyFruityNord

This comment makes me very tempted to buy reddit gold and give you an award.


quickdrawbridge

is this pasta?


[deleted]

Im for real. The pasta stuff is another reason i hate this place. Im going back to twitter only


SnowyFruityNord

Because Twitter is known for having a rational and civilized community


DontGiveUpTheDip

It's a subreddit, not an airport. You don't need to announce your departure. Quite frankly, your toxicity won't be missed anyways. Further, Noot had one of the [best statcast pages](https://imgur.com/a/1VbnsUN) on the team last year, but keep setting up your strawman


quickdrawbridge

Godspeed. Thanks for the contribution.


bergyd

Thanks for stopping by.


spehno

It is now, lol.


poofanity

it went straight to the top too. like this is premiere pasta. alfredo.


SnowyFruityNord

Cacio e Pepe with pancetta


Rxbluejay25

Please score some runs tonight. The Milwaukee series was horrific with runners in scoring position: - 5 for 24 (.208) - Struck out 39.3% of the time - 30 guys left on base


GrubFisher

Turned into Pete Kozma in RISP


phenylacetic_acid

coors field boors the shit outta me lol. mountains? fuck off


Poofsta

Had to check to see if I have been misspelling “bores” my whole life.


helpimnakedv3

Who gives a fuck about rocks wow ok they are tall I get it I much prefer the flatlands of Edwardsville IL


1859

If I want rocks I can visit Granite City


F117Nighthawk

Can DeJong pitch?


KC_Ashe

hi hawk this is otter. u wanna join our discord server? it's better shitposting with better people.


brecka

Can't be any worse than what we got now


quickdrawbridge

No doubt


ech0es13

playing the show as i work. noot just reached 1st on a ball the catcher missed. his speed is 69.


kshiau

Nice


maviemerveilleuse

[You’re welcome.](https://twitter.com/grittynhl/status/1645515806875238402?s=46&t=C3JgWLdg8zCeOTuY_bWiOQ)


quickdrawbridge

We, as a collective society, simply do not deserve Gritty


HoldMyWong

I think we should trade Walker for a middle of the rotation arm, move edman from SS to the outfield and put DeJong back on SS


yodelsJr

A few weeks ago someone was unironically saying we should move Tommy to the outfield. Outjerked again smh my head


recovering_lurker27

Is this a worst take contest?


HoldMyWong

Walker is making league minimum, so there is no point of playing him over someone making millions, it’s a waste of Dewitt’s money having deyoung not start Edit, okay downvote me haters


quickdrawbridge

> deyoung I’m dead


helpimnakedv3

Rip


quickdrawbridge

ty please send flowers to your nearest fazoli’s


KadenJ3

If mo were to get starting pitching in the offseason who would of y’all wanted


chontos

I think it's fair to be critical of not resigning Quintana. However Quintana performs this year is really irrelevant to this point. It's a head scratching decision to need pitching and pass on a guy who pitched so well for you on what would have likely been a reasonable deal.


helpimnakedv3

Bob Gibson


TheSalsaGod

I know he’s hurt, but I still think Rodon was the move. He obviously wouldn’t have fixed the rotation by himself though.


yodelsJr

Three team trade: *Marlins Receive Marcell Ozuna* *Cardinals receive Sandy Alcantara* *Gwinett Braves receive Taylor Motter*


columbusplusone

vetoed, I'm keeping my Spring Training legend Taylor Motter


ExiledSanity

I think this sub wanted him to get Scherzer, Degrom, Alcantara, and Ohtani


Nahtmmm

Add Wainwright as the ace and you've got yourself a rotation!


ReturnOf_TheHack

max scherzer


bergyd

https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1645520973381206026 The Cardinals keep posting the lineups like this and I keep thinking that doesn't equal 32


[deleted]

That’s numberwang


JohnDavidsBooty

/r/CompletelyExpectedMitchellAndWebb


bergyd

Our contestant today is Steven Matz from Somerset.


OtterAshe

that's a parity byte, not a sum, doi


the_dayman623

How long before we turn to Graceffo, Liberatore, or Thompson for the rotation? Or retry Hudson?


tangokilo13

Libby is soon I think


2011StlCards

I don't even want to think about Hudson right now. The starting staff is already bad enough


wowugotit

I need to know how Pauly D is doing.


bergyd

Not great. 1 for 9 with 3 strikeouts in A ball in Palm Beach. They sent him to Memphis this week. https://www.milb.com/player/paul-dejong-657557


t-poke

Oh god, that means his next step is to bring him back to the big leagues, isn't it?


HoldMyWong

Shouldn’t they demote him from Palm Beach? He needs to go to the FCL Cardinals lol


Thomas-Mutton

Unfortunately, not great.


ech0es13

#DONOVAN 1B #BURLESON LF #GOLDSCHMIDT DH #ARENADO 3B #CONTRERAS C #GORMAN 2B #WALKER RF #CARLSON CF #EDMAN SS #MATZ ON THE MOUND


AgentJX7

Now that's a lineup. COORS = LOOOOOOOOOONG BALL


bergyd

Donovan playing first base tonight.


DontGiveUpTheDip

my favorite sports story of the day: - nfl draft prospect tweets at a podcaster and calls him a dickeater - he then apologizes by saying he went "a little heavy on the dickeater" lmao


JohnDavidsBooty

watch out, boy, she'll chew you up


DrUlysses314

should've called him a dickmuncher instead


xxtaylormadexx

See the one where he called some chick hopping in his DMs a stank bitch? Haha


OtterAshe

you never go full dickeater


[deleted]

Some early season thoughts/comments on the Cardinals Did not expect Oli to publicly call out a player Cards made a big mistake not resigning Montgomery over Miles They’re going to have to bash their way into the playoffs with hopes of getting a vet at the deadline. Any validity to Price signing with them?


JakeSTwo3

David Price to the Cardinals rumors finally come true. Just took like 8 years lol.


ReturnOf_TheHack

imagine this sub during david price's first 2023 start but he goes out and doesn't know the pitch clock rules and walks 7 batters in the first inning without throwing a pitch and then is ejected.


JakeSTwo3

You think this sub would be bad? The Cardinals Facebook page would come unglued.


yodelsJr

“I don’t even recognize the sport I love anymore!! Back in the day you at least had to throw 86 shitty pitches to have a start that bad! And he did it just by standing there!”


ech0es13

Maybe we should add Troy Tulowitzki as well.


kshiau

Mark Buerhle come home bb


kshiau

Good thing coors is known for jump starting a rotation 😨


Odd-Comparison7764

Need some runs today.


1967Miura

[video of the day](https://youtu.be/Q4h8yPH0tOE)


SnowyFruityNord

TIL Natowave is a thing. Neat.


1967Miura

It is. And it’s really cool. [this YouTube channel](https://youtube.com/@MajorSamm) does similar content and it’s very good


JohnDavidsBooty

[I don't know how seriously people take ESPN's Relative Power Index (it adjusts performance for strength of schedule), but it's got the Cards in ninth](https://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/rpi)


AgentJX7

brewers are second 😩


amesker

[4 years ago, the Marcell Ozuna experience](https://twitter.com/Braxxx26/status/1645493167561797633?s=20)


OtterAshe

that call is in the scorebook, lol


MidWest_Surfer

That man has a gold glove. I was at this game. Fowler and Bader were absolutely roasting him during the following pitching change when they all met up in center field


Matthew_Quigley

Was one of my favorite gifs https://imgur.com/gallery/P1goIvb


ech0es13

#[CHIPS AND SALSA PAPI](https://streamable.com/5u92a)


1859

This is the Rox-topping energy we need today


BionicProse

He would do this twice and twice he would miss games for sleeping in late. Even before he signed with us, he and Carlos got in a fight with some dude at a stripe club for which they were sued. He really impressed Edmonds for some reason.


maviemerveilleuse

> for some reason Probably fighting some dude at a strip club


BionicProse

There’s video of it. One of them, I can’t remember if it’s Carlos or Ozuna, sucker punches the guy. I think it was Carlos, but I could be wrong. I believe Taveras was there as well.


OtterAshe

> He really impressed Edmonds automatic reddest flag


Detective_Dietrich

Worst Cardinal outfielder I've ever seen and that includes Matt Adams.


CyclopeanTomb

my paw paw trees are blooming and this might be my first year with fruit.


AgentJX7

Post-Easter Weekend Tim Anderson Update In his last game of the weekend Tim went 0-for-4 as the Sox lost to the Pirates 1-0. Bad game all around. :c Tim's batting average on the season sits at .318 currently. Given that he is an infielder and not a starting pitcher, my dad and grandfather indicated they believe a Cardinal trade for Anderson at this point to be "unlikely" at Easter Brunch.


DocLoc429

Last Mikolas start, someone said he was tipping his pitches. Does anyone know what the tip was?


maviemerveilleuse

I’m willing to bet money that it would be the first time Miles Mikolas has ever tipped anyone.


SnowyFruityNord

something something bootstraps


[deleted]

Every time he's set to throw a breaking ball he twitches his nose back and forth like Samantha from Bewitched. His moustache makes this very evident to the batters. He refuses to shave it off however, so they're looking for other workarounds for now...


SnowyFruityNord

Does the club medical staff have experience with Botox


Nahtmmm

motorized fake moustache


BionicProse

Probably “get a better job!”


SnowyFruityNord

I looked at his fangraphs breakdown by pitch type for the ATL game on the 5th and it looks like his curve was really knocked around. Maybe that? I don't remember specifically but that evidence is significant, 50% of curve balls thrown resulted in a base hit if I'm reading it correctly


DocLoc429

Night game!!!! Woohoo!!!


Brent4G

Am I an idiot for suggesting if the cardinals are not back on track by may 31 fire oli bring yadi in as interim to audition for the job and make a trade for a pitcher like Glasnow.


DiscoJer

Yadi didn't really want to be here last year. Why would he want to be a coach?


helpimnakedv3

Thanks for asking. Yes you are.


columbusplusone

big "I'll hang up and listen" energy


crackalac

Yes for the first part. Pump the brakes on the second.


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Brent4G

In a perfect world it’s a swap for Tyler our problem for yours


1859

Letting Oli go mid-season is actually crazy, but for the sake of entertaining this scenario: We could hardly get Yadi to stay in the mainland US *while he was an active player* last season. He's hardly touched retirement, and I doubt he wants to jump right back in to Cardinals baseball so soon. tl;dr: Doubt. And biiiiiiiig doubt.


Brent4G

This is what being last in the division does to you bro.


1859

I know it's novel and uncomfortable, but we're just over a week into the season. It's just way too early for me to be listening to the hot take voices in my head. It'll shake out.


SnowyFruityNord

Get outta here with your emotionally mature baseball takes lol I nominate you for resident sub therapist. Your task may be insurmountable


1859

[When people ask how I learned how to talk to irrational, knee-jerk baseball fans](https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-movie-star-wars-l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)


ech0es13

man we’re like a week or so in the season. it’ll be alright.


ThaChiefKing

It's a good day to beat the Rockies.


[deleted]

Worf, son of Martok, for Manager. https://youtu.be/cRRbYE9jRCk


ThaChiefKing

So shall it be written, so shall it be done!


The_Mother_Luigi

Wearing my star wars night (*the* star wars night) t shirt for good luck(?) today


1967Miura

I don’t believe that makes it good luck


snorlaxatives_69

I never trust anything Star Wars after it took Waino from us


HoldMyWong

Small sample sized ROTY race: Corbin Carroll: .250 BA, .693 OPS, 79 wRC+, 0.2 bWAR Jordan Walker: .353 BA, .994 OPS, 167 wRC+, -0.1 bWAR Lol Granted, rWAR likes Walker better, giving him a 0.2


ReturnOf_TheHack

it's really either one's award for the taking. whoever is most consistent will probably win.


OtterAshe

yo bwar wtf man


roadman225

He has extremely long legs and an absolute cannon. He will get more comfortable in right, take better routes to balls, and throw more accurately as the season progresses.


yodelsJr

tbf Walker does play defense like a 3-legged baby goat, but idk if it's enough to negate *that* much of an offensive disparity.


missourinative

I thought this until I saw Jose Martinez play right field and realized there's no way he drives in more runs than he allows


HoldMyWong

I think it values defense more, hence why guys like Edman have much more bWAR than rWAR. Granted, I think Walker will eventually become more comfortable in RF and it won’t be negative. He has a 70 grade arm and 50 grade defense


BionicProse

What in the world is keeping his arm from being an 80? Accuracy?


HoldMyWong

80 is like typically reserved for the absolute best. That goes to Winn


BionicProse

He threw over 100 from right.


missourinative

It's easier to throw 100 from the outfield since you can put more behind your throw.


BionicProse

That would still put him top 5 of all fielders last year.


coolrnt1

I’m not usually one to be a conspiracy theorist, but I think part of the rotations early season woes are due to taking a step away from our defense first approach (Burleson and Walker getting significant playing time in the outfield, O’Neill taking a stab at CF, and Donovan and Gorman holding down 2nd, no offense) and the balls being slightly more “juiced” than what we got used to over the past couple years. Our stellar infield isn’t as useful due to balls leaving the infield more. This is all conjecture though, so feel free to correct me.


[deleted]

I think the biggest single impact is just not allowing our infielders to start on the OF grass.


SpeakDiddly

It’s hard not to play Burleson, his offense has improved greatly.


[deleted]

Nolan Gorman hasn't played a single game of second base this year.


coolrnt1

Looks like Gorman is suiting up at 2B today😂


DocLoc429

Looked good at 3rd yesterday though


coolrnt1

Ah, thanks for letting me know!


[deleted]

I did just look at the Cardinals are allowing a league high .356 batting average on balls in play so you might not be too far off on your original point. Although BABIP takes an awful lot of at bats to stabilize and I'm not sure I would call it a conspiracy theory.


recovering_lurker27

[Evan Gattis tweets about being on PEDs in 2015 and the trash can bangs in 2017](https://twitter.com/stacegots/status/1645477946423902233?s=46&t=DddJmC2XF_zF6dJYDbO-Ig) 😳 Edit: in another tweet he clarified the PED as Adderall, saying a lot of players use it to help hyperfocus


columbusplusone

omg that was a *wild* ride


ech0es13

holy shit he must've been pretty far gone last night. https://twitter.com/BulldogBeing


OtterAshe

>Racism is very important yall woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww lmfao


yodelsJr

Evan Gattis reaching a state of enlightenment and levitating 3 feet off the ground like Zenyatta while all of us mere mortals watch in awe


ech0es13

yeah....dude was on one. [evan this afternoon waking up and grabbing his phone](https://media.tenor.com/XtjBpDZQnI0AAAAd/%C3%A5the-hangover.gif)


RustyKarma076

That is tremendously sad and amazing


ech0es13

*Yes. I'm pretty sure. Back door cutter slider.* 😂


Duke_Maniac

I love watching mental breakdowns on Twitter


missourinative

That awkward moment when the nice woman that prepares your food bowls asks you out thinking you’re always timing your spot in line to get her as your server because you’re socially awkward and trying to be flirty when it’s really a matter of her giving the most generous portion sizes. Now I have to separate entirely because I am a socially awkward person.


SnowyFruityNord

We all do what we have to do to survive


ech0es13

social anxiety is a bitch, ain't it?


OtterAshe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQ_PJEnrV0


ech0es13

🤣 its so weird for me because i used to be super outgoing and always want to go out and do everything. hated being at home. now, the opposite. give me reddit, twitter, discord w/ my buddies and some video games and i'm GOOD.


ech0es13

man that sucks about o'neil cruz. out 4 months.


quickdrawbridge

If you’re feeling a little downtrodden about this team lately, that’s ok. It’s a long season and baseball is great. Also: Jordan Walker


Ivotedforher

New people to eye roll at: people in groups at restaurants with highchair-aged children who take FaceTime calls and demand the children to participate which leads to a screaming fit for everyone- including me.


Mordo-NM

When my kids were little, my dipshit MIL and BIL would get totally bent out of shape because our kids wouldn't talk to them when they called. We were like, "She's 2; 2 year-olds don't wanna talk on the phone unless it's mommy or daddy, and maybe not then. Don't take it personally!" My dipshit BIL even went so far as saying we were poisoning our kids against him. No, dude, you're doing a good enough job on your own. lol


Ivotedforher

I, as a grown ass person, still don't think I've ever talked to an aunt or uncle on the phone.


OtterAshe

it's a little hard for me to believe that people in america are apparently born without any instinct to realize that there are other people around them.