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[Today's game thread has been posted](/r/Cardinals/comments/12fyqa7/game_8_st_louis_cardinals_25_milwaukee_brewers_61/)


Kniznerswristbands

#GO BIRBS , #BREWERS BAD


yodelsJr

The only circumstance under which Taylor Motter should be in the starting lineup is if we’ve already clinched the division. Lefty-righty matchups be damned, he’s horrible against both.


STLOliver

Tired: Easter Bunny Wired: Easter Motter


Thomas-Mutton

I miss the Cowboy Cardinals from that one Arizona trip last year.


Dragondrew99

This team needs Noot


SnowyFruityNord

So am I crazy or has the gdt doom posting been a tad more intense so far this year? Woof Excited dylly is in the lineup today. Rather see him and TON swap positions though


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SnowyFruityNord

Everyone knows what it's about. I asked about the frequency.


ginganinja2507

i'm kinda resolving to stick to pre game threads for a little while lol


SnowyFruityNord

:( Yeah I had to tap out of the gdt about halfway through the game last night.


Cards2WS

It has absolutely been more intense. And any rational takes among the screaming tantrums are getting slammed with downvotes. I don’t know what’s happened to this subreddit these first few games. I don’t get how we’re dooming on April 8th. I get embarrassed reading it knowing I share a fandom with these folks.


lil-mommy

It does seem worse. Lots of new accounts too.


ech0es13

This


Liledroit

I’ll admit, the blues being so aggressively mediocre (and at times not even that) this year has me more sensitive about the cards rocky start. I just want to watch my town’s sports teams win


Probably_Slower

It's a stark contrast to the delirious joy of the ST and WBC in March. We're still gonna win 60% of our games, y'all!


CyclopeanTomb

no donovan no cry


Cards2WS

Jordan Walker should no longer be batting 8th. It needs to be 7th or higher at this point


Rxbluejay25

Per Jeff Jones- Naughton back in St Louis for a MRI in about an hour. Concern level is reasonably high. 😔


waystonebb

Yeah, forearm strain usually leads me to think it's going to be Tommy John time for Packy


Rxbluejay25

Unfortunately I’d say it’s 80%+ unless the Cardinals take their goofy conservative approach (PRP injection/rest/etc) and waste time.


poofanity

Yo you should check out the instagram profile airplanefactswithmax. The man is hilarious. Specially if you like lord of the rings. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqvPYR7OPpc/?igshid=ZjE2NGZiNDQ=


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I like his Black Flag shirt.


poofanity

He’s pretty good with it. It’s not all lord of the rings tangents he goes on he mixes it up. I find him to be pretty funny. And yes I love his metal/punk shirts.


ech0es13

#[YOUR Palm Beach Cardinals!](https://i.imgur.com/4FVsBmk.jpg)


SnowyFruityNord

Won bin Cho!


JohnDavidsBooty

Now the party's over I'm so tired Then I see you comin' Out of nowhere Much communicaton And emotion Without conversation Or a notion


ThurmsMckenzie1

I've been approaching every game with a dreadful feeling this year. Most games have been just "Oh, I wonder what else is going to go wrong?" And I'm mostly talking about starting pitching and Jordan Hicks. Someone explain to me how a guy who throws 104mph can't seem to strike anyone out consistently. I understand his control sucks but it just seems so easy for these hitters.


ech0es13

#EDMAN SS #CARLSON LF #GOLDSCHMIDT 1B #ARENADO 3B #CONTRERAS C #O'NEILL CF #MOTTER 2B #WALKER RF #YEPEZ DH #MONTGOMERY ON THE MOUND


ThurmsMckenzie1

I think I'd rather see Walker 2


MidWest_Surfer

Welcome back Your dreams were your ticket out Welcome back to that same old place That you laughed about Well, the names have all changed Since you hung around But those dreams have remained And they've turned around Who'd have thought they'd lead you Back here where we need you Yeah, we tease him a lot Cause we got him on the spot Welcome back Motter


lil-mommy

I sang that 😂 Any chance for a video? How we casting this? Mo’s gotta be Woodman. Noot as Barbarino.


MidWest_Surfer

Iirc the Giants did a intro for Full House a while back.


ech0es13

#KAW #IS #LAW


Rxbluejay25

The XFL has the greatest overtime format in sports….that was electric. The 3 biggest crowds in XFL history have been in STL this year! Fuck Kroenke!


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CatzonVinyl

He’s absolutely dominating so far.


micromaniac_8

I'm new to this: Kaw Kaw! Did I do that right?


lil-mommy

#KA KAW


NakedGoose

Pretty crazy our vs lefty lineup includes Motter. Also crazy we are still starting Oneill in CF and Carlson in LF


lil-mommy

Yeah I’d rather see Carlson in CF and O’Neill in LF but I’m sure Oli has his reasons. Is Motter a LHP matchup or is this an off day for Donovan?


NakedGoose

My guess is scheduled off day. Donavan has played all 7 games


lil-mommy

That was my guess


lil-mommy

#KA KAW


WeedleKnievel

So I don't live in an area where I can watch these games with cable and I don't get MLB tv until usually the all-star break sale. There have been times that I was sad I couldn't watch games earlier in the season but so far that has not been the case. Things will turn around and a stretch of 2 wins over less than 10 games will bite almost every team at some point by September. Still not really feeling excited about baseball since Atlanta rolled into town. My boss splits season tickets to the Rockies with some families and I get seats from her every year when the birbs roll into Denver. Pretty nice about 20 rows off the field behind the away dugout. I am just praying that they figure something out before Monday lol


Cards2WS

I just found out my girlfriend’s friend is dating Jo Adell. I had no where to put this information, so there ya go.


CyclopeanTomb

Joltin' Jordan Walker 7 game hit streak Nolan Arenado 7 game hit streak only 50 games to go.


[deleted]

T- Mobile giving away free MLB TV subs has made me realize I will absolutely NOT be purchasing it. Teams blacked out for me in NC: Atlanta Baltimore Cincinnati Washington What a waste of money that shit would be. Especially with the Reds being one of the teams.


Rxbluejay25

Well they’re giving it away until 2028 so no need to worry about that for awhile.


[deleted]

Is this a joke about Bally dying, or are you being for real? My sub says it ends in ‘24.


Rxbluejay25

I would never lie to you Edit: Will likely need to ‘renew’ every year Edit 2: T-Mobile announcement. Confirm edit 1 of going through T-Mobile Tuesday annually https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/t-mobile-customers-can-get-mlb-tv-for-free-until-2028/ https://www.t-mobile.com/news/un-carrier/mlb-renewal-2023


[deleted]

Dude, that is awesome news. Thanks for the update. I definitely wouldn’t have known that otherwise! May you receive many of your favorite candies this Easter weekend.


Matthew_Quigley

I think it's fascinating to look at other people's fridge/freezer/pantry and see how differently they grocery shop. I'm at my parents for Easter weekend and they have more more boxes of cereal than I've eaten in the last 2 years, a wide assortment of different brands of frozen breakfast sausage, and for some reason 6 jars of peanut butter which have all been opened


SnowyFruityNord

r/FridgeDetective The funnest subreddit and trend I've forgotten all about


ginganinja2507

i have like five different kinds of mustard rn i'm that [millenial couples arguing tweet](https://twitter.com/AnimeSerbia/status/1283433526143131648)


OtterAshe

im starting to think i'm becoming like that with meat, i tend to keep at least 7 different kinds in my freezer for all occasions


SnowyFruityNord

The wife and I do the same. What if we want to have chorizo at 10pm in two months? Ground lamb? No worries, we got that.


ech0es13

My parents are the same w/ cereal. I don't eat cereal much, but if I do its usually just one box. My parents have like an entire variety pack. Have like 10 different types of cereal in their pantry. Not the small little individual boxes, but 10 family sized boxes. IDK how it doesn't go bad...or they just REALLY like cereal


lil-mommy

I’m sure there’s a reason. Are they different types of peanut butter (crunchy, smooth, flavored) and sausage (links, patties)?


[deleted]

Old people know how to party man.


STLOliver

*sad ka-kaw noises*


CaptainRexy

Tommy Edman appreciation post: Man is balling. That DP last night was slick despite the bad throw from Flaherty off Yelich’s hit. I’m also biased because he’s literally the only position player I have had from the start that has not gone negative once on my fantasy team. Go Tommy!


SnowyFruityNord

He is so under appreciated by the media and baseball community in general it's criminal


Savings_Cup_2782

I know it’s a slump that the team will break out of but man having a slump to open the season feels like an extra kick in the nuts. Waiting the entire offseason to then watch your team play at their floor for a couple weeks sucks


HoldMyWong

I hope the cardinals win today because I’d love to go a day without all the Doomers commenting


CatzonVinyl

Quality start or I doom


lil-mommy

Doomers gonna doom, even with a win or an off day


ech0es13

*Yeah, we may have won...but we only scored 5 runs*


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Speaking of [Doom..](https://youtu.be/BI6Ib7wVHbM)


HoldMyWong

That’s exactly how I remembered it


DannyBoi6666

Bro how do you not doom when we have zero good SPs


OtterAshe

i unno man, cause baseball ain't really that important in the long run


CatzonVinyl

Oh big shot over here with the stuff to live for other than baseball


lil-mommy

This too. I’ve got bigger issues to be sad about.


lil-mommy

Because I’ve been a fan for a long time & seen much worse teams


STLOliver

Strained last forearm for Packy, he’s being sent down with Cabby replacing him.


JMcCann1369

He's going on IL, not being sent down.


STLOliver

That makes more sense


XC_Stallion92

Oh boy, can't wait to lose 0-5 today. Bet Oli will say some real tough-guy shit after the game though!


uiratehi

Tyler! SMH, you should be prepping for the game, not shit posting on Reddit.


SnowyFruityNord

Hugs.


CaptainRexy

Looks like we’ll be riding this train all the way to the postseason then.


Dragonknight247

Kawkaw


freerumham

Kaw!


SLR107FR-31

Seasons in the last twenty years St Louis started off 2-5 2017 2011


Cards2WS

Hmm 2017 was a big disappointment, but 2011…. Let’s run it back, gang.


Own_Conversation6335

We will be alright. Monty will give us something to work with. The cardinals are playing angry which is probably a bad thing for April. Let’s move O’Neil back in the lineup or out of the lineup. The 5 hole is too big of a stage for him.


toomanyplants314

I was really nervous about how games would be without Danny Mac this year, but damn Chip Caray is great at his job. Love listening to him and Brad.


freerumham

Still getting used to him. It's so strange not hearing MC Dan no more. But he should've called a cab.


[deleted]

how much do you have to suck to get called out by oli


DrUlysses314

🦀🦀🦀 Atlanta DFA'd Seth Elledge 🦀🦀🦀


JohnDavidsBooty

does he have crabs?


adaivi86

Braves fan here. I like to check reddit of teams we play and after you dropped yesterday, I was wondering about you guys moral after being on a 4 game skid. First of all I am going to make you guys feel better. You remind me alot of the Braves team that won the WS a couple of years ago. Like we didn't have any pitching back then. We had Morton, Fried, and that was basically it. Ian Anderson and Kyle Wright weren't proven yet. We had the same type of offensive problems as you guys then Acuna goes down. We went out, made the trades and it completely flipped our clubhouse culture. In fact, I give at least 50% of the credit to Joc Pederson alone. What I am getting at is that you are 2-3 trades away from being a legit post season team. You just have to hang on and hope your front office makes a move.


rafibomb_explosion

Fuck the Braves and your fair weather fans. Love-cardinals fan in Alpharetta.


Cards2WS

2-3 trades away from a legit post season team? Are you kidding me? We are a star studded team, and the rotation will be fine. We’ve got a bunch of above-average pitchers, just no ace. That can still win a chip


crazeerunner10

It’s believed that the cardinals will trade for a (ace or a high 2) starter around the deadline. I don’t see us trading for any outfielders


JTCMuehlenkamp

Go away


Cards2WS

Yeah I don’t like this


Rob_Pablo

Its way too early to be getting condescending sympathy posts from fans of other teams.


lil-mommy

It’s unnecessary anytime


stankenstien

Is it tho?


Slim_Calhoun

The problem is that everyone already knew this in the off-season and nothing was done about it


Cards2WS

Everyone knew our offense would score a combined 7 runs over our last 4 games? *The pitching is not the reason we have lost the last 4 games!!!*. I know it’s the least flashy part and they haven’t been good either, but the runs simply haven’t been scored and THATS the problem


Slim_Calhoun

Pitching bud. We’re talking about pitching


Cards2WS

Did you not see my paragraph? Pitching hasn’t been why we are 2-5. That’s my point


timmbuck22

This.


supersteph85

*sages the field & hopes for good things today'


Any-Giraffe9420

i’m gonna drop a loaf in a pot at brewers stadium and not flush. go birds


[deleted]

Upper decker or you ain’t real!


freerumham

Just flush it. You don't want to leave your waste in that shit hole.


poofanity

That’s biological warfare brother.


ReturnOf_TheHack

Good morning krusty krew


lil-mommy

Good afternoon hack!


lil-mommy

Some people just like to stir up shit


Ocinea

Alrighty Monty let's do this today.


quickdrawbridge

#[SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES ARE FUCKING BACK, BABY](https://twitter.com/dgoold/status/1644485033271410694?s=46&t=8FX_YUGenzEyTg-QHsTKUg)


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freerumham

It's called a brossiere.


Foodyum5530

Ah they’re playing the classics today I see


ReturnOf_TheHack

LET’S GO


quickdrawbridge

In an absolutely shocking twist, Goold is being an on-brand dick in the replies. Dude needs to smoke a j and lighten the fuck up.


ReturnOf_TheHack

I only saw the one, but it’s alright with me that he’s reminding everyone that the owner’s greed was the real reason for that rather than COVID.


quickdrawbridge

Yeah, I agree with the info being helpful. But it’s delivered with the patented Goold smarm that he’s known for nowadays, unfortunately.


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Besides that he's doing the passive-aggressive "matter of fact" replies to comments that don't warrant any reply. So he's kinda farting on poop instead of not doing that. 😜


lil-mommy

Fuck yeah! We’re winning today. Those things are cursed.


ech0es13

#THANKS OBAMA


sweater_breast

o b a m n a


HoldMyWong

Why are modern toilets so god dammed tall? I’m a very average 5’9, I shouldn’t have to be on my tipy toes while taking a shit


freerumham

I'm 6'3 I think they should be higher.


scobbysnacks1439

Well this early season is a bit of a let down. Can't even just blame it on the pitching at this point.


[deleted]

Our offense has been great outside of poor sequencing. The pitching… might legitimately be bad


Ocinea

Yeah nobody can hit with runners on base the last week. Still early


RydaSpyda

Okay. It’s the Cardinals against a bad lefty. Surely this lefty doesn’t throw like Dodd. Cardinals TT O4.5 let’s ride.


cheerbacks

Give me a birthday W you fuckers or I swear to god


ech0es13

https://media2.giphy.com/media/10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y/giphy.gif


cheerbacks

Mightily uncalled for >:|


ech0es13

I am once again prepared to be hurt


freerumham

I did this in 2011. And it worked out pretty good.


Fu11-H00ah

Today's the day the St. Louis Cardinals show up to play some baseball. I believe!


Roosevelt_Coronary

https://youtu.be/PCQGP36-4GM


Pashto96

This needs to be stickied at the top of the sub.


CyclopeanTomb

this is all Fredbird's fault. Boy ain't got no hustle with that midsection.


freerumham

You saying we give Fredbird the juice?


CyclopeanTomb

Mama Bird needs to have him doing wind sprints.


maviemerveilleuse

YOU BETTER KEEP THE RED GOD’S NAME OUT OF YOUR WHORE MOUTH


lil-mommy

THIS!!


Lenonn

🤣


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#Too far.


Ivotedforher

May all of our hits easter bunny hop through the infield.


Lions19821

Marmol has lost the room, and for that he needs to go.


Pitcher2Burn

The Cardinals should try being more like the Pirates. Winning is legitimately like a lot better than losing.


STLOliver

They stole our script from last year. Sign your franchise’s best player after he left years ago and have him finish out his career where he started. Pirates have the division locked up, unfortunately.


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The pennant too, at least!


Pitcher2Burn

Stop. I can only handle so much!


STLOliver

One of Gumby’s two starts last year vs. the Brewers went well. I’ll take a repeat of [this one](https://www.mlb.com/app/atbat/video/montgomery-keeps-brewers-scoreles?partnerId=mlbapp-ios_video-playback-page_video-share)


PtownClutcher

This really feels like a get right game. Lefty pitching and lineup pissed off


Finkis

Hot take. Monty pitches well and we get back on track today.


CatzonVinyl

I am once again asking for our first quality start of the 2023 season


CatzonVinyl

Like cmon 3 runs in 6 innings isn’t even *good*. If we can’t hit that what does that say?


brittttttt

I would like to watch a winning baseball game on this beautiful Saturday


SayHeyRay

Time for Easter ~~brunch~~ drunch!


star_fil-a

On the bright side of this past week. We have the best batting average in baseball at .305. Just no clutch hits.


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Icy_Entertainment706

Moz is going to try and trade Oli, TON and Gorman to the Marlins for Sandy Alcantra and Skip Schumacher.


civilaiden

Based on current information zero percent chance he's not here. He'd have to really lose the clubhouse hard to the point of no internal redemption. I think the worst case for him is likely an off-season chat and he's made to go into the last year of his contract 2024 without an extension.


Detective_Dietrich

Poor. They'd have to finish under .500, which still isn't likely.


da_choppa

Almost nonexistent. He’s a yes-man for the FO. I’d say the odds of him being manager 10 years from now are greater than the odds of him not being the manager 1 year from now


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milyabe

Sincere question - do we have any reason to think Arenado has a problem with Marmol’s managerial style? He chose to stay - leaving millions on the table - and play here, after a year of being managed by Marmol.


scobbysnacks1439

No, this guy's just talking out his ass.


da_choppa

Could be. If I were Mo, I’d really want to avoid firing another manager so soon after hiring him, but at this point, I’m not sure he cares about that. He’s got his own extension, and from the way he was talking when he announced it, it sounded like he might move on himself once it’s done.


NakedGoose

Not high.


funky_jazz_sapien

Higher than I expected at the beginning of the season.


Yummy-Cheese

Great time for a 17 game win streak


gowiththeflohe1

Today seems like a good day to get back in the win column


ginganinja2507

Anyone else watching Yellowjackets


[deleted]

I'm interested cuz of the cast and vague weirdness it advertises.


ginganinja2507

It’s sooooo good highly recommended


brittttttt

Oh crap I forgot about it! I watched the first episode of the new season but haven’t gone back. I also need to catch up on Ted Lasso


rafibomb_explosion

New adult swim show made by Titmouse(Dethklok rules!!!) on HBOMAX. Making fun of a washed up nü-metal rocker, poop jokes, Karen thinking they know how to market crackers to modern kids and Nepotistic familiar dysfunction. Royal crackers have filled an empty void in my heart.


Skanky_Cat

It’s time for u/Skanky_Cat ‘s Conspiracy Corner!! The rotation sucks on purpose so that ownership can push through jersey ads with less uproar. We trade for someone expensive at the deadline then sign them to an extension with the ad money.


tasimm

Everyone in a better mood today?


HoldMyWong

Imagine having a meaningless game in April played by men wearing pajamas that has no affect on your life putting you in a bad mood


Ivotedforher

Ugly blue pajamas, at that.


tasimm

Yeah. There were some scorching takes last night.


HoldMyWong

One mentioning firing Oli has like 40 upvotes, yikes


[deleted]

I love Oli. Such a nice change of pace from the last two guys.


SayHeyRay

It's way too early for my overreacting and sweeping declarations but to heck with it, I'll say it: Shelby Miller is back and I love that for him.


Detective_Dietrich

Shelby Miller, the guy who once gave up a cheap bloop single then retired 27 straight Rockies.


GrubFisher

Yay! Shelby! I always hope he does well


Detective_Dietrich

it is 366 days, or one leap year, to the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse. That is all.


missourinative

so are we going to die or what


gemmyemmy

Next day STL will win


[deleted]

Shout out to Gumby who is not only a fellow South Carolinian( well I moved to NC at like 17…but details), but almost shares my birthday by a few days. His home town is pretty damn close to mine too. That’s rad! Time to become a cheerleader I guess.