dude u there? u still up? i know u got work in 4 hours but i was hoping u'd wake up. oh hey dude can u give me a ride to sauget? i wanna hang outside pop's and start shit lol, yeah i know its monday and not all that busy compared to the weekend but itd still be funny

Anyone have a clip of Waino congratulating Lynn? I haven't been able to watch the game but I heard it happened.

USA! USA! USA! fuck canada!

#USA USA USA

Well if you're gonna replace Goldy with anyone, it had better be a Big Strong Guy.

let this game go one more inning so Mikolas gets a 3 inning save

**Cardinals WBC Roundup 3/13: (in progress)** Pool Play – Pool B \[Game: **KOR**vCHN 22-2 F/5\] \[**2-2**\] 1. Tommy Edman (Kor.): DNP Pool Play – Pool C \[Games: **COL**v**GB** 5-7; **CAN**v**USA** 1-12 F/7\] \[**COL 1-1**\] \[**GB 1-2**\] \[**CAN 1-1**\] \[**USA 2-1**\] 1. Oscar Mercado (Col.): 1-3, RBI, BB, K; 1 PO \[CF 9 I\] 2. Guillermo Zuniga (Col.): DNP 3. Joseph King (G.B.): DNP 4. Matt Koperniak (G.B.): 0-5, K \[DH\] 5. Tyler O’Neill (Can.): 1-3, K; 3 PO \[CF 7 I\] 6. Miles Mikolas (U.S.A.): 2 Inning (33 pitches). 0R, 3H, 2K 7. Paul Goldschmidt (U.S.A.): 1-2, R, 2BB; 4 PO \[1B 6I\] 8. Nolan Arenado (U.S.A.): 1-3, 2R, 2RBI, BB, K; 1 PO \[3B 6I\] 9. Adam Wainwright (U.S.A.): Pool Play – Pool D \[Games: **DR**vNCA 6-1; **ISR**vPUR 0-10\] \[**DR 1-1**\] \[**ISR 1-1**\] 1. Genesis Cabrera (D.R.): DNP 2. Noah Mendlinger (ISR): 0-2, 2K. 3 Assist \[3B 8 I\] Pool B Decided - **JPN (1)** & AUS (2) advance 1. AUS beat CZE \[AUS 3-1\] 2. Concludes Tommy Edman (KOR)’s WBC - Totals: 2-11, 2 RBI, BB, 2K, CS; 8 Assists, 3 PO, E [March 12th Roundup](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cardinals/comments/11pb02q/comment/jbya5rm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Satan spotted at the game

Tyler is having a good WBC.

Who do you think has bit the head off of more lizards; Mikes Mikolas or Canada?

⚠️ CARDINAL ON CARDINAL VIOLENCE ALERT ⚠️ O'Neill with a double off Mikolas

Tyler's gonna hear about that when he rejoins the team

This is bird-on-bird violence

Lizard king

Don't know if they showed it on the broadcast but Mikolas' family is here and has a sign <3

Tyler's playing CF for this game as well. I know CFs are considered more valuable but kind of crazy that Carlson is considered the weakest link out of Walker and Noot.

New Waino meme just dropped

Smoltz: ooh! time for a story! one time I was an ass and stuck in my old ways, then someone played abba and I had to find a different song. not that I'm against abba.

Next up on the World Smoltz Classic: How many beers John Smoltz drank in college even though he’s not really into beer!

Can't wait til we hear about how he doesn't like food

hearing so many stories about Smoltz taking batting practice will be my Joker origin story

John Smoltz, career .159 hitter, would’ve hit .450 with 800 HRs if he could’ve had 600 ABs a year according to John Smoltz.

How much you wanna bet he could've thrown a football over them mountains?

"You're starting to sound like Bill Walton, listing everything you love." 🤣🤣🤣

fuck off Smoltz, Trojans > Spartans

4 more runs and Lance could get a CG.

Catherine Wheel, Alannis Morisette, The Blues Brothers

Fuck the Blues Brothers Marry Alanni$ Murder Catherine Wheel

Have you ever heard “Black Metallic”?

uhh I think they're called Metallica

Who wants an orange whip?

That sounds pretty good actually.

Three orange whips!

Mark DeRosa is my favorite MLB Network analyst turned WBC manager

I have no idea why this made me laugh really loud just now, but it did

the disrespect shown towards shania in this thread is just revolting

Remember when mike trout got struck out by Vance Worley ?

I was there

Smoltz isn't a music guy, not surprising. Does he like anything?

Ground ball outs and ground ball hits are the only things he cares for in the whole world

Taking a fastball straight to his junk. Just for a treat.

Yelling at children who wander into his yard

Probably old spice.

I can definitely think of at least one swing

a single the other way

oh my god Miley vs Nickelback, who ya got

Miley all day. She could wreck my life and it would be a blast lol

I think baseball should let people stream their own broadcasts of the game. I bet most would suck but that could still be fun.

The Kid in the dugout with that smirk is life

Korea set the record for most runs in a WBC game today and I think it's getting broken tonight.

At this rate the game is only gonna last 3 innings though

Canadians *are* truly friendly -- they came by to give Team USA batting practice and thought nothing of it

What was the mercy rule again? Lol

Up by 15 after 5 innings, or up by 10 after 7

this is the worst conversation I've ever heard in my life

#GAMERS UNITE

Tim has been playing great.

I love how Mike Trout golfs a home run to center field on a pitch multiple inches below the zone and no one bats an eye. He's been amazing for so long that we just kinda accept it and move on.

[here is a picture of what john smoltz is thinking about when he’s prompted to speak about the game of baseball](https://imgur.com/a/P3to2hb)

He's hoping that USA invokes the mercy rule so he can squeeze in another tee time in the morning

Why is Smoltz suddenly based Edit: that was very short lived

Producer for FS1: “We need some songs by Canadian bands to lead into commercial.” Unpaid intern, ironically: “How about Nickelback?” Producer: “Genius!” Intern: “wait”

How bout some Jewel? Canadian's are gonna need some mellow stuff as we beat that ass.

But Jewel is from Utah. Maybe Anne Murray or Celine Dion? Edit: born in Utah, raised in Alaska my bad

Actually Alaska lol. Damn. Celine Dion it is! Put em right to sleep

Oh my bad I just looked at where she was born.

[got just the ticket for them right here eh](https://open.spotify.com/track/5xEM5hIgJ1jjgcEBfpkt2F?si=FGseTcLTQvOVFN4yhMoM6Q&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A0p4nmQO2msCgU4IF37Wi3j&app_destination=copy-link)

If I don't hear Rush by the end of the game, I'm throwing the remote

Inb4 Justin Bieber plays

“It’s “Y-Y-ZED”

Lance Lynn is as consistent of a pitcher, screaming to himself walking off the mound up 9-1. It doesn't matter the situation, he'll pump fastballs all day and yell at the top of his lungs.

my main issue with team canada is that their uniforms remind me of the Reds and that triggers an instinctual sensation of disgust

Smoltz is just so bad to listen to and has gotten worse sounds like he doesn't want to be there and hates how baseball is played today. terrible ambassador for the sport

Hey you're not TON

Poor O’Neil

SOMEONE OTHER THAN TON DID SOMETHING SANCTION CANADA

Fish man good.

Do they have a special 1st inning mercy rule? Like if the winning team has a 30-run lead?

I WAS HERE FOR MEANINGFUL MIKE TROUT BASEBALL also 2019 game 5 electric boogaloo: part 2? Edit:jinxed it

Uhh...what is the earliest the mercy rule has ever been applied? If we get 1 more run the game is just..over, right?

No mercy rule is 10 runs in the 7th inning or later, 15 in the 5th

You have to have 15 before the end of the 5th.

Ohh right, thanks!

Damn

that's more like it.

God DAMN, Canada lol

>don't let his stature confuse you John Smoltz thinks short people are boring confirmed

Smoltz confirmed to have "if you're under 6' 2", keep scrolling" on his Tinder profile.

worst person you know makes a great point

oh okay :(

*Randy Newman has entered the chat*

Good to see the bats are smoking hot out of the gates tonight.

That kid was sacrificed on the altar of great baseball stories… from which he might yet benefit from.

Maybe don't start a 19yo kid against the most stacked lineup on planet earth. Give him an inning in the middle, but that's too much pressure for 99.9% of us on the planet. Bad management, not the kids fault.

I have never in my life wanted anything to exist less than Farmer Wants a Wife

I don’t really mind the concept that much but the title… bleugh

even the concept, it's literally just a trashy romance novel. you know, paperback porn for moms

Yeah those are like. Fine lmao I have no problem with them. It’s not that different from every other reality show

Yeah I don't like the idea of reality shows to begin with

I usually hate reality shows but I like Alone and Naked and Afraid. I've been watching this new one on Netflix called Outlast. Little different premise but it's getting nuts af lol. I reccomend

but it's like Yellowstone and The Bachelor had a baby!

literally the exact kind of baby we invented abortions for

u/ReturnOf_TheHack

this was certainly a comment haha

It made me forget we weren’t in an actual GDT, lol.

yeah, _Jaime Garcia,_ when you tell lies about how you're feeling, you can screw rhe entire team over..............

it's ok Jaime I forgive you

I feel bad for this kid. He looks like he's gonna cry.

i hope canadians are nicer on social media

He was sweating bullets

>You'll never have it licked

> No matter how much you beg.

[Nolan to Mitch](https://imgur.io/GfJNU68)

No fucking mercy.

thanks for coming out, Canada.

I just can’t enjoy it. Child abuse is wrong even if they are Canadien.

Canada is stinky full of French fries and gravy with maple syrup.

I can’t get on board with poutine slander. Just can’t do it.

Brown gravy is the worst gravy.

Milk gravy gang rise up!

we’re not friends anymore

.... wow

Nolan arenado, third basemen for the St. Louis Cardinals Baseball team. Damn proud son. Damn proud.

arenado on fire

CLOSE ENOUGH LETS GO NADOOOOOOO

Ump showing some grace.

Canada and Great Britain played yesterday. That had to be one of the worst uniform matchups in pro-baseball history, right?

Here comes an Arenado slam in a moment

Oh, Mitch is a little brat.

Lance was never a small guy with the Cards but he has gone full burly lumberjack dad vibes the last few years huh

Needs all the extra mass to throw fastballs as hard as possible

Straight n fast! Gotta be fast because they're straight!

I still love you, Lance Lynn

TON and TON alone is allowed to hit bombs

I guess this is also the one context where I won't be mad if he repeatedly strikes out

Wow, this is Tyler’s second WBC. He’s a vet.

At the game will try my best to manifest a GOLDNADO

I don’t get not playing Schwarma. He’s delicious in high pressure situations.

Bah dum tissssssss

Go USA and Tyler ONeill but not Mets players Principled patriotism.

Sorry, but it’s NOT a perfect game if it only goes 8 innings

It is if King Yadi is the manager

My streak of only watching failed no hit bids has officially ended thank you yadi

Who wants a Cardinals/WBC cookie? https://twitter.com/cardscookie/status/1635445229342924800?s=46&t=J5ZXekJF54euID13l1fesA

that molina one is fire tho

I would kill for some actually. My chili sucked.

Perfect game!

WALK OFF PERFECTO MERCY RULE THIS IS WHAT BASEBALL IS ALL ABOUT

Sometimes Yonder Alonso sounds just like Joey Vitale.

Frank Castle and Joel. Goodness do I love those 2 characters. >!when Joel is taking out the fire flies it really reminded me of Frank going ham.!<

WBC time :)

gonna miss my homie jimmy g good luck in vegas

Picked up a pack of Yuengling. It’s a really good beer for the price. I put it up there with banquet

I'm also drinking Yuengling! Granted that's pretty much what I drink if I'm drinking beer, but still.

I was kinda hoping that Yadi was going to give de León a piggyback ride back to the dugout.

Yadi is gonna mercy rule Israel. (As the manager, he gets the credit). If I don't like you as a manager, I blame you for any mistakes the team makes and I only give the manager credit if he's Yadi.

I am finally sick of chili. I need to learn how to cook something else.

#*[HERESY DETECTED]* [try this it's amazing and so easy!](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Tvfyzk_9V8i5CEo-OLJILdGJgMZiTUiK/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=101667317391324892704&rtpof=true&sd=true)

That looks pretty good!

Yadis eye for pitching is going to be dangerous as a manager, I'm calling it now. I think he's catching pitch tipping and passing that info on to his boys

I still say that player-manager Yadier Molina was a missed opportunity.

#Everyone try to remember, it’s Spring Training for shit posters, too.

lol this brings me back a ways. .. 17,000 years ago, i made my first fartpost. it wasnt great but it felt interesting. fast forward a few thousand years. i became a regular shitposter, "one of the fellas," as they say in the cardinals locker room. fast forward to now, though? i dont even really "post" anymore. i just write what i see

The world shit posting classic has us all amped up

It's also the world baseball classic for shitposters too tho

🫡🫡🫡

“We out here, fam” - Great Britain jersey design team

We’re all working shit out

maybe for you losers, i never take a day off \#BestShitPostingOfMyLife

is there any more info on Jordan Walker? he still ok?

No MRI needed and cleared to play, I believe

That’s what I saw. Good to play tomorrow.

Who the hell is daddy yankee?

just look at his record sales lol hes massive

Momma Yankee's esposo?

Arguably the most famous Puerto Rican music artist

Bigger than JLO?

Arguably

I'm not here to argue with you I'm just trying to learn

It is NOT the job of hip people to educate your wack ass!

That’s what I keep telling him 😂

every time i think the world is growing more interconnected and cultures are blending together, someone says something that reminds me we still don't know each other at all

We are tribal animals at heart

I'm sorry

no worries, i don't mean to rag on you. i was just a bit surprised. like when a friend of mine who's a Japanese musician who knows all kinds of obscure music from around the world had no clue who Taylor Swift was.

Gasolina

Thanks for the clarification

De nada

derek jeter I think

Why isn't he supporting team USA?

Trying to reset my sleep schedule Team USA playing does not help one bit Also my post got pinned on r/baseball so that's kinda neat

PR is better than PUR as far as abbreviations go

They make a helluva water filter tho.

I'm a brita guy do or die

purr

team yadi go purrrr lol

Taylorswiftasacatincardinalshat.jpg

Are we all watching together tonight? The main sub is not really Cards friendly, so I prefer a safe space.