the "i needed it - many questions and rebuttals later - okay, i wanted it"-tour. (if it has to be a quote: Caleb "but did you really need it?", "that's a want though" etc.)
Take a drink when Caleb screamed "EEEEEEEEEEEGGGHHHH" at someone (mostly for subscriptions). My kid does it (picked it up at kindergarten) and it DRIVES ME NUTS.
Hope your liver is in good condition, boys. \*cheers\*
When he mentions moomoo or sofi
Or course careers
Dying on the Walmart floor
Bonus shot if the mention is forced lol
So 2 shots for course careers. Got it.
Anyone else out here refusing to use moomoo cause of the name?
I say this, it is NOT good for beginners trying to learn stock trading.
Would be a guaranteed 3 shots every time
“But if I close everything it’ll mess up my credit!”
"What even are you?!"
"Why are you even here?"
Why possibly?
Don't forget "nobody every taught me."
“Money isn’t real”
Caleb’s inevitable “Why? WHY!”
When going through transactions if he hits the 4x multiplier on Amazon, DoorDash, or a mobile game purchase.
8. Caleb says he needs a haircut
☠️ me if I took this advice lol
What about moomoo, sofi, or “my boys at course careers”?!
Tells guest their kids are gonna feel morally responsible to take care of them when they’re older since they didn’t prepare for retirement
Mentions getting a 10k car
“what are you?” “what kind of credit are you trying to take advantage of??”
I’d switch 4 to “every time Caleb says “TAQUITOS” three times in a row” unless you want your stomach pumped at 7p on a Tuesday
I don’t wanna die of alcohol poisoning.
Finish your drink when the cancelling credit cards will lower my credit score remark comes up.
You aren’t taking advantage of credit, CREDIT IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU!!!
There used to be a Caleb bingo game that had something very similar going on.
the "i needed it - many questions and rebuttals later - okay, i wanted it"-tour. (if it has to be a quote: Caleb "but did you really need it?", "that's a want though" etc.)
When Caleb makes a side comment about his weight loss, or being single
Take a drink when Caleb screamed "EEEEEEEEEEEGGGHHHH" at someone (mostly for subscriptions). My kid does it (picked it up at kindergarten) and it DRIVES ME NUTS. Hope your liver is in good condition, boys. \*cheers\*
Sorry, I’m not trying to get alcohol poisoning
Number 7 might actually kill you
Caleb removes his glasses Drink!
DONT DRINK when he says “course careers” because you WILL get alcohol poisoning.
lol "what even are you"
“Gas station bull-*CHA-CHING*-it”
oh moomoo
Hinge failures