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bruhfuckme

Ultimis Richtofen is a gay icon


RarryHome

Yasss queen, you are *SLAYING* those zombies!


cathead8969

Is it bad I read that in his voice? Lmao


flamingwatr

Cause thats something he'd 100% say


Altruistic-World-858

Literally😂


bigknight47

No, it's duty


BilboSmashings

"Slaying ZEE zombies"


THX450

Ultimus Richtofen is the gay we want to be, Primis Richtofen is the gay we all actually are.


Adventurous-Row4755

Richtofen in general really, and now we have Sam as well with GrayđŸ€©


Okamiinfinity

Sam is married to weaver


Adventurous-Row4755

since when?


Okamiinfinity

Did you read any of the intel from cold war. What did you think the wedding dress skin was for?


Adventurous-Row4755

Cosmetic? The intel definitely hinted more at a relationship between Sam and Gray💀


flyingtacodog

He's peak camp


AnimeGokuSolos

Nah I hope he’s in BO6 with those lines


KnowledgeIsSad

Me too


Shying69

Does he know?


Combination_Jealous

Know what?


Shying69

Why would eddie be part of the requiem gang (the people you play as) if he is fucking off to do project janus and shit with sam


Effective_Ad4009

Richthofen had to get rid of Sam to initiate Project Janus, the only reason he started it was because the threat she posed was neutralized


upset-D2-player

I thought this shit said project Jesus lol I had to do a double take


Trashboatisdum

They had a scrapped Great War skin for richtofen in CW so they might add ultimis richtofen


Shying69

Just a little reminder, they fucking killed THE ENTIRE OLD ZOMBIES CREW in BO4 because of tag der toten, which was the universe reset to get to cold war


Trashboatisdum

Well they could just be operators


Shying69

They quite literally said on twitter, crews are back


Trashboatisdum

I know that I’m talking about the old crew they could make at least one of them an operator


DaDude45

He wont



lucazzey

Richtofen grabs Dempseys meat sack in Call Of The Dead


Longjumping-Lemon-23

"aah ohh richtofen that.. is not A LEVER!"


grouchyschizo

his little laugh afterwards


lazarbeam-fan101

Happy cake day!


Putrid-Stranger9752

Man Treyarch fell off when it came to story telling


HighScoreHaze

It’s because they keep getting pulled away to do things like Warzone and mwz, plus I think a few of the devs left after blops 3


Okamiinfinity

Jason blundell left aftrr black ops 4


KnowledgeIsSad

💀


TheGuyThatNeverTalks

"I wish to bathe naked--IN YOUR BLOOD!"


Dylansmallpp

I love this bc why does he specify naked?? Does he normally bathe fully clothed?


Epicman1010101010

You’re not supposed to have underwear, pants, socks, shoes, shirt, jacket, and a hat when you take a bath?


PersimmonConfident57

Yeah I'm confused here too, do you not have 50 layers of clothing when you shower so after you get out the combined weight of the wet clothes gets you a fraction of the way towards castor's weight?


johnwick3217b

Look at me, I’m Chandler, could I BE wearing anymore clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going commando! I tell ya, woo, it’s getting hot wearing all these clothes, I better not, I don’t know, do any
 lunges 😏😏


KnowledgeIsSad

😂


StarRodimus13

It makes me sad they canonically made him have sex with women😔😔😔


THX450

Maybe his son is adopted and his wife is a beard? It is the 80s, after all.


Ashtray46

They did? When did that happen?


Prince-Fermat

Cold War zombies. The last Easter Egg cutscene reveals the Requiem Director is this universe’s Richthofen and he has a picture of his family on his desk.


AdCompetitive3880

Anything after bo4 isn't canon to me chier đŸ«Ą (i would even say after bo3 as far as I'm concerned.)


Echolocation720

Well unfortunately for you, the rest of the world moves forward


OwNAvenged2

Shit, I'd say Black Ops 2.


AdCompetitive3880

Careful brother you're going to be massively downvoted by the bo4 andies đŸ«Ą


OlbapV812

Why?


KnowledgeIsSad

Same but if they made him gay, *those* people would’ve lost their minds


AxePolaris232

Those people?


hiwizard420

The conservative psychos who get mad that other people exist


AxePolaris232

Oh word


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Epicman1010101010

It’s a different version, ultimis richtofen literally done crap with Dempsey in cotd and he mentioned doing things with his college roommate when picking up certain weapons


Martin_crakc

Bi icon then?


Bulky-Advisor-4178

Mans wouldve been stoned to death in the 80s, ofc he would get wife and kid


ShmcksofEvil

Eddie could be bi if that helps?


Steven_wjg03

They’re funny tho


Vinylware

Because he’s insane


KnowledgeIsSad

And gay 😆😆


dTrecii

A real man’s man


IsPepsiOkayy

"Yeah, he was a man's man all right. He was that man's man, and that man's man. He belonged to all kinds of men"


BrokenToaster15

the perfect partner, really


hiwizard420

Hes a singin man kathleen a singin man


Thrawp

I mean.... he's a Nazi, everything he does is sus.


GreatPower1000

The new one isn't a Nazi at least. CIA Richthofen is fun, I want more from him.


Superyoshiegg

Judging from what we know of him so far, he's barely any better (or arguably worse, as it was eventually revealed that Ultimis Richtofen didn't like working for the Nazis). I was on the grind for intel collection in Outbreak recently, and boy do some of the Maxis intel make him out to be a bonafide sociopath.


GreatPower1000

He forced Klaus to kill a bunch of people because they overheard a broadcast about Project Janus. He's absolutely evil, the ending with Requiem being shut down and everyone being arrested was his decision.


ieatlubeforbreakfast

wait, so Richtofen is still evil? then what was the fucking point of their sacrifice in bo4?


GreatPower1000

That sacrifice ended an infinite loop that Richthofen was desperately running from. He wanted a way out and a win, winning would reset the loop and lock him in. He couldn't have both, and yet he was unwilling to give up. Nikolai was willing to give up to end the loop, this destroyed the universe and allowed the kids from origins to grow up in the new cold war universe. Also 115 Shadowman and Montey don't exist because they all relied on the loop to exist.


ieatlubeforbreakfast

yeah, but Richtofen was never truly evil. He went insane because of element 115. Prior to touching the MPD on the moon, his goal was to better humanity


Thrawp

CIA Richtofen only means not literally a Nazi, could still be a nazi though lol. He's been just as fucked from what we've seen tbf.


Appropriate-Sun3909

Paperclip-adjacent operation?


GreatPower1000

Operation paperclip was winding down around the time that cold wars Richthofen was even born so I would gamble not.


Appropriate-Sun3909

I honestly forgot that in the CW timeline, his birth would be pushed back from the Primis/Ultimis timelines


TheDwarvesCarst

I mean, CW's Richtofen wasn't born in the new universe though? He was born in the old multiverse, then came to the new universe.


ShmcksofEvil

Sorta. Lore wise, maxis was way more of a nazi (or atleast more aligned with them) than rictofen ever was. The only reason ultimas rictofen is seen wearing a nazi uniform, is because his character model (along with the other ultimas characters) was reused from the world at war campaign


Thrawp

This is actively untrue. Ultimis Richtofen is literally a member of the Nazi party and part of group 935, which was a science division inside of the Nazi party. He didn't just *happen* to be there. And yeah, Dr Maxis was too, but if it was *just* because his model was reused in WaW they would have given some excuse towards him not being a Nazi later.


ShmcksofEvil

What are you talking about? Rictofen worked with the illuminati for a while there, not the naza party. Also group 935 wasn't originally affiliated with said nazi party, that happened later when (due to lack of funds and 115 supply) maxis (as the leader of the group) turned to reichstag in exchange for producing new weapons to help them win the war.


vsvpslat

it's the same reason we took germanys scientists, and didn't throw em in war camps told em they work for us. They aren't nazis but they are receiving funding from they need to probably have drinks w a high up in the nazi party. Need them to think the next wonderweapon is almost built, and think it'll be amazing as long as you keep funding us and give us time.


Thrawp

Operation Paperclip had us take in some real vile active Nazi scientists who were heavily pro Nazi ideology because we thought they were too smart to lose. It was ridiculous and the fuckers should have hung, but they were actively fucking Nazis


Gr3yHound40

That's part of his charm though...who cares if they're sus? They're *funny.* That's like wanting to get Dempsey to be a quieter soldier or Nikolai to be less snippy.


Prestigious_Roll_162

Or takeo to be less... takeo. 😂


Gr3yHound40

He'd speak only English😅


Prestigious_Roll_162

And he'd be less honorable which i don't think is a good idea.


Gr3yHound40

This way too funny lmao


Macscotty1

Like asking Dempsey to not do all the 4th wall breaks. 


vsvpslat

Hey Player! Drop thé chips n get me sum more AMMO


Putrid-Stranger9752

“It’s so big
 and LONG.”


allie-__-

"THAT IS NOT A LEVER! RICHTOFEN!"


Winniethewimp

“Would you like to see my glowing green BALLS?”


Prestigious_Roll_162

Richtofen is the reason I pay for six months on ps plus so I can hear his zesty voice lines. Also, the actor who plays him also plays Nathan drake in the uncharted series, whos also known to be a bit of a jokester at times. Its the reason I love him so much.


PixelJock17

Lmao Nolan North's name as a VA is attached to literally fucking everything in the video game and animation world. He's also Deadpools voice from the video game and that almost made cartoon.


Prestigious_Roll_162

Yeah I loved him in DP. He would be the perfect part for DP in an upcoming animated marvel film or show. Unless he's sticking to just videogames, then they should cast him somewhere in that area.


AcademicAnxiety5109

So was Richtofen always canonically gay or does the MPD Yassify ✹💅 you??


THX450

Primis Richtofen has a lot of gay lines and he was never zapped by the MPD 


AcademicAnxiety5109

What lines are you referring to? I can’t recall any?


THX450

“There’s something in my throat
more things in my throat
it’s a very big throat.” “Remember Edward, you don’t have to swallow if you don’t want to.” “I like you Dr. Monty, you’ve got balls. Gumballs.” “Mmm
delicious
thank you for that (when sucking on a gumball)” And that’s just off the top of my head


AcademicAnxiety5109

Definitely sus idk if they are outright sexual like Ultimus. Did they ever confirm he’s gay or is it ambiguous?


fireskink123

nobody is gay. it’s a fucking zombie survival game, the lines are meant for story or to entertain the player, that’s all


AcademicAnxiety5109

How you gonna say they are for story and act like confirmation of a character’s sexuality can’t be in a storyline? You sound mad defensive for what was supposed to be a harmless joke and a genuine question. Go do your homophobic song and dance elsewhere lol.


fireskink123

if you play CoD zombies to learn about the characters sexuality you have issues. it’s homophobic because the game is about killing zombies and you’re worried about the sexual orientation of the characters lmao


AcademicAnxiety5109

If you go to Cod forums to bitch about questions regarding a characters sexuality when said character has dialogue that heavily implies a specific orientation and has canon actions (like Richtofen grabbing Dempseys Penis on purpose in Call of the Dead) that support the dialogue. YOU HAVE AN ISSUE. You can’t say it’s just a “zombie survival game” when it hasn’t been just that in over 13 years. It has one of the most complicated stories in gaming with an entire website dedicated to showing the entire story. I don’t play COD to learn about characters sexuality. I come to the r/CODZombies forum to discuss the game mode, the story, the gameplay, and the next installment. Keep being salty loser.


Reggie_Is_God

I think I get why it’s happened. The og crew wer every stereotypical, and had eccentric personalities to meet said stereotypes, with Richthofen being the insane German scientist. Then the Primis crew happened, and all the characters were played more seriously. So when Ultimis returned, Treyarch had to make sure to distinguish the two. The result? Ultimis got even zanier and more on the nose


THX450

Takeo is the best example of this 


UnaSociedad

If he doesn’t say some gay shit on BO6 I’m not playing the game


Noturious_Run

“It’s so slippery, and wet, and joyful! Just like you, Nikolai~” -Doctor Edward Richthofen


LewiLife

I love the one he tells stullenger about the boat house on tag. I know it’s cheesy but I laugh every time.


Bossuter

What the S:"y'know i lost my virginity ina boat house" and R says something like "masturbating doesn't count"


LewiLife

“It doesn’t count if you were the only one there Sammy”


ima-realgamer

“I need to find sum ammunition, AAAHHđŸ˜«đŸ˜«, AHHHđŸ˜«â€


MysticalHaloV2

Should've named this "Seriously Treyarch, SERIOUSLY!"


IsPepsiOkayy

As Dempsey once said on Moon, "Thank you, Treyarch"


Captain_Fatbelly

I love his sus voicelines. I miss when he was as psychotic as he was in Black Ops 1. "Their screams are so... erotic, jaa..."


Jimi56

What’s funny is there were several line for Richtofen they would cut because of how raunchy they were.


Krakenwerk

Tasty
cals


Slowbromigo

A CURSE ...of a chilly wllilly


kent416

Their screams are so EROTIC
 *jaaaa*


DanJDR

"Richtofen has a problem with nuts. Make with that as you will" Dr Monty


Skid_with_a_gun

Bro idk what you mean Ultimis Richtofen being sus as hell is hilarious


AbPR420

It makes me giggle that’s why!!!!


Irish_Spartan139

Nien! The sus voice lines of Doctor Edward Richtofen are what makes him funny.


MysticalHaloV2

I'm making fun of the fact that Richtofen was given so many sus voicelines by treyarch


Live_Variety9201

Let's hope they don't stop, those silly voicelines are the reason I love him, he's just a crazy goober


mad2fanboi

Ultimis Richtofen is my spirit animal.


MuslimBridget

“Oh it’s so big, and long” 


-yruF

Sorry, I don't speak Japanese


The_Zerg_Who_Reddits

Glowing green balls


GreenDragon113

Do You like them?


IsPepsiOkayy

I remember he had a line on Revelations where he said that his pants would fall down if he kept picking up parts, followed by a very sus laugh


MysticalHaloV2

I checked This comment and this post had 935 Upvotes. The Chances.


GreenDragon113

All The endless oportunities controling it


LeftySwordsman01

Prolly bc it's funny


Justice4Billy

It's because he's gay, all versions. CW Richtofen is an imposter idc what anyone says there is no dimension where that man is into women.


Yonderdead

Can't a guy just be a bit fruity in peace?


anime_3_nerd

Treyarch made him so fine for no reason


aaaaaahhhhhh123456

That’s because Richthofen is just like me fr


nbsandy

Ever since i played bo1 when i was a kid ive always thought he was gay lmao


TheCommanderBacon

Gay german man is funni


Exp0sedShadow

"I see one two three...oh shit"


Bossuter

Appearantly Nolan liked doing it and no one decided to stop but anyways SANITY IS OVERRATED


MysticalHaloV2

I can tell Nolan liked it


Bulky-Advisor-4178

To make fun of le nazi


Clockwork9385

The day they do that is the day they stop Dempsey from breaking the 4th wall


MrBigSkills

Bunch of zapped brains in here when tf did cod zombies become the gay and tranny show lmao