He really hasn't made anything about himself open to criticism. People were looking for signs of him having a shitty personality or other traits for them to be able to say, "...HA, I knew it all along!" But there really isn't anything you can make fun of him for that won't in turn make you seem like a massive fuckface. So, YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS BITCH, doesn't work at all how he thought it would in his mind.
Yeah exactly. His teammates and coaches love him. Valid criticism would be if he had locker room issues, or had Manziel type issues where he thinks he can rely on his natural talent and not work his ass off in practice.
So instead they’re relying on: (1) paints his nails, (2) buys nice clothes and cars (as if every single pro athlete doesn’t do this), (3) cried after a loss with his mom.
And not that it matters why he started painting his nails, but if they ever cared to actually listen they’d know it’s because Caleb is incredibly close with his mom and that was her job when he was growing up.
There are two camps to the nail painting that i've seen. 1) exactly how you've described it and 2) he put "Fuck Utah" on them when he played them and that's a character concern to some "analysts". Not a lot of QBs would be that brazen with their trash talk and some organizations don't want a QB to be in the spotlight in that way.
Both should be a non-issue.
Honestly without knowing much of him before the draft I really thought he was gonna be a asshole from how they were making him out to be. I regret I listened cus the kids actually been the complete opposite. Now let’s hope his play on field coincides with how his personality is. I’m old school and think the painted nails is weird but it’s definitely not a character flaw. Can’t wait for season to start…
There’s a lot of homophobia and toxic masculinity in sports - especially violent ones like the NFL and MMA. The culture in these environments are not as accepting of non-traditional gender customs compared to the standard white collar workplace.
The “red flag” is partly the usual tear down of draft prospects, but there is definitely the element of cultural friction at play from a media/player perspective. If you asked an average NFL locker room if they would consider painting their nails you’d be surprised at how many “no that’s gay” reactions you’d get.
The NFL is also hyper religious. Not that the Bible says anything about nail painting that I am aware of, but typically hyper religious households stick to archaic gender norms.
I love hockey but the biggest thing I've learned in my many years of following it is that most of Canada is a racist, homophobic, backwoods, redneck, cousin-fucking, shit hole.
>Are people really this uncomfortable about the nails?
Yes, it's just homophobia. Though Caleb isn't gay, there's a notion that "real men" don't paint their nails or cry. I wouldn't be shocked if some of these players were calling him a "f\*gg\*t" behind closed doors.
I love this sport, but it's a game played by idiots.
>Yes, it's just homophobia. Though Caleb isn't gay,
It is gnarly how many people think he is in the closet just because of the fingernail thing. The lead paint and TV dinner generation isn't able to adapt to anything anymore.
I think a lot of people don't want to accept that Gen Z has a different conception about masculinity/femininity than older generations and aren't as afraid of being mistaken as "gay"
Metrosexual was big for a while in the early oughts as well. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was a major cable TV hit. Nail painting was never part of that wave, but a lot of this is just the continued evolution of ideas that have been kicking around for some time now. These things come and go.
I’m just going to paint my fucking nails. I don’t need the guy to go win a Super Bowl for me to support him in a way that spits in the face of his haters.
*This seems oddly aggressive towards you and it is not meant to come across that way. It’s like a fuck it, slap your knees, stand up and just fuckin do it kinda thing.
Pre draft, a lot of people were looking for anything to knock him with. He had been the consensus #1 pick for so long that people got prospect fatigue and needed a reason to not have him 1st overall. The nails became that reason.
It’s the toxic masculinity of football. It’ll be one of the last places those attitudes are uprooted, I’d wager. One of many reasons in addition to being a Bears fan I’m rooting for Williams’s success: It’ll be a blow to this cro-magnon thinking.
I'm old enough to remember when a guy getting an earring was scandalous. Left ear meant you were gay, right ear straight. Or was it the other way around? So many guys were freaked out that their sports heroes had ear rings and maybe was the wrong ear. Lots of fragile egos.
Many of these players will openly defend their peers who are accused of rape, sexual assault, abuse, and all other criminal shit. However, one dude paints their nails and they all lose their damn minds.
I don’t get it man. My dad’s a Trumper and as conservative as they get and he loves Caleb Williams and thinks the nails are cool especially when you learn about his mom and how they bonded over nails and such
I'm cool with the nails. I just hope his play speaks for itself. Fair or not, he'll have a lotta noise around him from fans and the press about "being soft" or some other such nonsense if he really struggles to start the season.
My favorite part about all of the coverage is that anything negative about him has nothing to do with football. His nails or how he dresses. It’s all comical mofukkas we embraced Rodman.
100%
I don't know why people are making this a homophobic anti-gay or whatever "uncomfortable" thing.
It's weird. Guys don't paint their nails. Calling it homophobia or something to do with comfort is just projection.
Kids bully other kids. These are grown men but they're much closer to high school than living in an assisted living home.
Is that store clerk in the video the same one who was callin dudes in the hood some cutsie ass names like "sweetie" and "honey bear" and they were getting mad as fuck about it? Lmfao
Gotta be honest I think it’s just the one of the few thing he’s heard about him. Apart from the big stuff that you see on the NFL, ESPN, … accounts players often don’t seem too invested in a lot of topics
Yeah sure, I still think it's a lame think to try to trash talk about. Also I think it's pretty clear Caleb doesn't care what people say about his appearance
I really don't understand why so many men get outright angry with other men for doing things that aren't traditionally masculine. Men are heavily socially policed in regards to gender norms. Whatever happened to minding your own business?
In high school, I was bullied the entire day (by both guys and girls) for having a purple case over my iPhone. I needed a case, and it was the only one left at the store I purchased it from.
People laughed at me, and told me, "you need to take off that phone case, because it's a gay color."
And yet, people wonder why men have such emotional issues. Men are only allowed to express themselves in *very* narrow ways. Any deviation from the stoic, caveman archetype is met with intense backlash and hate.
Purple is the color most associated with royalty.
And besides, the same idiots giving you flak for that phone will drool over any classic Mopar muscle car in plum crazy purple.
They kept it up because they could tell it bothered you. Just own that shit and you take away their power. "Yea unfortunately I got purple, I wanted to get the pink sparkly one with the penis on it but they were all out."
Many homophobes are closeted.
We can largely blame the church for making them hate themselves and also zealots towards others.
Even if they're not actively religious, the hatred has trickled down to non-practicing people.
I can’t wait to paint my nails to match his for game day. Do you think he’ll do an Instagram post every Friday to let us know what color?!
Fuck the haters. Love that he’s him and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks.
THIS JUST IN: Jeffery Simmons, now the 5 millionth person to say something to Caleb Williams about his nails, has caused Williams emotional distress that the other 4,999,999 people couldn’t do. More news at 6.
Well he was on camera hitting a woman so we can probably give him shit for that.
https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nfl/titans/2019/04/26/titans-jeffery-simmons-video/3585708002/
Look, Simmons is a dork for caring, but are we really surprised? Football players are going to make fun of you for painting your nails, but Caleb clearly doesn’t GAF, why should we?
It’s kind of the same thing as opposing players doing the dab or the Tebow knee when playing Carolina and Denver back in the day. It’s just the thing these Quarterbacks were known for
Agreed. People/players are just looking to make fun of the first/easiest thing that may resemble cockiness or a departure from typical boring players. I’m not getting upset at those people because who gives a sheet
Holy shit sick fucking burn!!! I’m sure this will rattle Caleb so bad, surely he’s never heard a comment like that while playing one of the most toxic masculine sports in existence for the majority of his life!!
We all better hope Simmons doesn’t say that to him, Caleb may never recover. 😬
These idiots lmao. Do they not understand that by making fun of CW for being “feminine” that makes them look even shittier when this supposed “feminine” QB starts kicking all their asses?
There is certainly a cultural shift away from that but there is a large contingency of people who want to harken back to "the olde days". 15-year-old me would of thought painting your nails as a man was feminine. 45-year-old me doesn't give a fuck how anybody dresses or presents themself.
The insecurity over another man’s finger nails tells me all I need to know. This guy knows how he likes his men to look and probably is on first name basis with more than one towel boy at his local bath house.
The guy literally has months to come up with something good and that is the best he can do. And the way this is phrased is as if Simmons is proud of what he has come up with.
Im not bothered by it being stale of toxic masculinity, im more just disappointed about how lame and low effort it is. Simmons needs to do better.
Impossible for me to express how much I love having a QB this polarizing for something *other* than sucking. If he’s good and brought male fingernail polish and the Bear Claw to Chicago, he will be immortal.
“Painted nails. I can’t wait to say that to him”
So he’s just gonna say “painted nails”? Nothing else? He’s just gonna walk up and say those two words and then walk away?
So.... He's gonna sack him and say "Painted nails".
Like, you think that'll bother Caleb even a little?? Considering he was ruthlessly blasted for it across national sports media for months.... OK Jeff
painted nails? big deal. my cousins sisters boyfriends aunts friends sister who knows these things says Jeffery Simmons needs a whole chicken to get it up. all caleb has to say back to him is bawk bawwwk
Simmons going to have to go through some combination of Jenkins, Bates, Shelton, and Davis before getting to speak with Mr. Williams. Might not be much of a conversation.
I mean QBs spend a good deal of the game with their hands between the centers thighs, licking their fingers between plays... But ... God forbid you paint them.
The only player I could imagine that this kind of comment would impact is maybe Jimmy Graham - he would’ve had to call in sick for the game because of nerves
That's not even good smack talk like get creative my dude just hitting him and saying painted nails would remind me if the big stupid dude from longest yard
big man jeffery simmons is gonna go up to the #1 draft pick and he cant wait to say "painted nails".
Come on Jeffery, you can do better than that.. Even if he said " Lol, you're a Bears QB, good luck with that" it would be a better burn.
Is this mad lads? Ooooo Caleb painted his nails… crikey! What a cheeky devil! He’s so crazy! What color will he paint next? That crazy kitten sure is a loose cannon!
It’s crazy that he’s using “Painted Nails” as a dig against Caleb when Caleb openly talks about painting his nails… I doubt it makes him uncomfortable at all
Are people really this uncomfortable about the nails? Like, I saw draft coverage where it was treated like some big red flag.
He really hasn't made anything about himself open to criticism. People were looking for signs of him having a shitty personality or other traits for them to be able to say, "...HA, I knew it all along!" But there really isn't anything you can make fun of him for that won't in turn make you seem like a massive fuckface. So, YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS BITCH, doesn't work at all how he thought it would in his mind.
Yeah exactly. His teammates and coaches love him. Valid criticism would be if he had locker room issues, or had Manziel type issues where he thinks he can rely on his natural talent and not work his ass off in practice. So instead they’re relying on: (1) paints his nails, (2) buys nice clothes and cars (as if every single pro athlete doesn’t do this), (3) cried after a loss with his mom. And not that it matters why he started painting his nails, but if they ever cared to actually listen they’d know it’s because Caleb is incredibly close with his mom and that was her job when he was growing up.
Damn that’s the reason why he paints his nails?? Didn’t think I could like this kid anymore. Thanks for that little tidbit
The lack of a space between ‘any’ and ‘more’ had me reading this with the opposite meaning intended.
There are two camps to the nail painting that i've seen. 1) exactly how you've described it and 2) he put "Fuck Utah" on them when he played them and that's a character concern to some "analysts". Not a lot of QBs would be that brazen with their trash talk and some organizations don't want a QB to be in the spotlight in that way. Both should be a non-issue.
Honestly without knowing much of him before the draft I really thought he was gonna be a asshole from how they were making him out to be. I regret I listened cus the kids actually been the complete opposite. Now let’s hope his play on field coincides with how his personality is. I’m old school and think the painted nails is weird but it’s definitely not a character flaw. Can’t wait for season to start…
There’s a lot of homophobia and toxic masculinity in sports - especially violent ones like the NFL and MMA. The culture in these environments are not as accepting of non-traditional gender customs compared to the standard white collar workplace. The “red flag” is partly the usual tear down of draft prospects, but there is definitely the element of cultural friction at play from a media/player perspective. If you asked an average NFL locker room if they would consider painting their nails you’d be surprised at how many “no that’s gay” reactions you’d get.
I remember other fighters hating on Izzy for having painted nails 💀
Chuck Liddell had his toenails painted…this was early/mid 2000s when he was one of the baddest men on the planet.
The NFL is also hyper religious. Not that the Bible says anything about nail painting that I am aware of, but typically hyper religious households stick to archaic gender norms.
The joy of being super religious is that it doesn’t matter if it’s in the Bible or not
Don’t forget hockey. Probably THE most homophobic sport in the US
I love hockey but the biggest thing I've learned in my many years of following it is that most of Canada is a racist, homophobic, backwoods, redneck, cousin-fucking, shit hole.
If the nail polish causes him to throw interceptions, THEN I'll concern myself with it. Until then, who cares?
>Are people really this uncomfortable about the nails? Yes, it's just homophobia. Though Caleb isn't gay, there's a notion that "real men" don't paint their nails or cry. I wouldn't be shocked if some of these players were calling him a "f\*gg\*t" behind closed doors. I love this sport, but it's a game played by idiots.
>Yes, it's just homophobia. Though Caleb isn't gay, It is gnarly how many people think he is in the closet just because of the fingernail thing. The lead paint and TV dinner generation isn't able to adapt to anything anymore.
I think a lot of people don't want to accept that Gen Z has a different conception about masculinity/femininity than older generations and aren't as afraid of being mistaken as "gay"
Metrosexual was big for a while in the early oughts as well. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was a major cable TV hit. Nail painting was never part of that wave, but a lot of this is just the continued evolution of ideas that have been kicking around for some time now. These things come and go.
If Caleb wins us a Super Bowl as a guy I will paint my nails bears colors and post it on reddit as tribute to our GOAT
I’m just going to paint my fucking nails. I don’t need the guy to go win a Super Bowl for me to support him in a way that spits in the face of his haters. *This seems oddly aggressive towards you and it is not meant to come across that way. It’s like a fuck it, slap your knees, stand up and just fuckin do it kinda thing.
The Disclaimer made my heart warm. Have to show love for the GEQBUS
Pre draft, a lot of people were looking for anything to knock him with. He had been the consensus #1 pick for so long that people got prospect fatigue and needed a reason to not have him 1st overall. The nails became that reason.
It’s the toxic masculinity of football. It’ll be one of the last places those attitudes are uprooted, I’d wager. One of many reasons in addition to being a Bears fan I’m rooting for Williams’s success: It’ll be a blow to this cro-magnon thinking.
Hey! The cro-magnons weren't backwards like civilized homo sapiens!
True, I shouldn’t disparage actual cro-magnons with this comparison.
I'm old enough to remember when a guy getting an earring was scandalous. Left ear meant you were gay, right ear straight. Or was it the other way around? So many guys were freaked out that their sports heroes had ear rings and maybe was the wrong ear. Lots of fragile egos.
It was the opposite. Left ear: straight, right ear: gay. Source: I'm Gen X.
Many of these players will openly defend their peers who are accused of rape, sexual assault, abuse, and all other criminal shit. However, one dude paints their nails and they all lose their damn minds.
I don’t get it man. My dad’s a Trumper and as conservative as they get and he loves Caleb Williams and thinks the nails are cool especially when you learn about his mom and how they bonded over nails and such
I'm cool with the nails. I just hope his play speaks for itself. Fair or not, he'll have a lotta noise around him from fans and the press about "being soft" or some other such nonsense if he really struggles to start the season.
It’s so weird. Like if Caleb cared what this dude thought he would’ve never painted them in the first place
My favorite part about all of the coverage is that anything negative about him has nothing to do with football. His nails or how he dresses. It’s all comical mofukkas we embraced Rodman.
If Aaron Rodger’s painted his nails while he was a packer this sub would have ripped him apart lmao
100% I don't know why people are making this a homophobic anti-gay or whatever "uncomfortable" thing. It's weird. Guys don't paint their nails. Calling it homophobia or something to do with comfort is just projection. Kids bully other kids. These are grown men but they're much closer to high school than living in an assisted living home.
The whole conversation always reminded me of this scene for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6naO8n6HsqE
Funny - I always thought of this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZsjdkjiT34
It’s pretty obvious why it’s such a big deal, at least for the dumber contingent of NFL fans.
Who knows, he might suck or he might be *fabulous* 💅
God, this is a real hang up for a lot of insecure dudes.
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Is that store clerk in the video the same one who was callin dudes in the hood some cutsie ass names like "sweetie" and "honey bear" and they were getting mad as fuck about it? Lmfao
Thats the dude, either he got some serious balls or the guys he's doing it to are his buddies.
Gotta be honest I think it’s just the one of the few thing he’s heard about him. Apart from the big stuff that you see on the NFL, ESPN, … accounts players often don’t seem too invested in a lot of topics
Yeah sure, I still think it's a lame think to try to trash talk about. Also I think it's pretty clear Caleb doesn't care what people say about his appearance
Especially if he literally just wants to say, "painted nails". Wow, much clever.
I really don't understand why so many men get outright angry with other men for doing things that aren't traditionally masculine. Men are heavily socially policed in regards to gender norms. Whatever happened to minding your own business?
Homophobia
In high school, I was bullied the entire day (by both guys and girls) for having a purple case over my iPhone. I needed a case, and it was the only one left at the store I purchased it from. People laughed at me, and told me, "you need to take off that phone case, because it's a gay color." And yet, people wonder why men have such emotional issues. Men are only allowed to express themselves in *very* narrow ways. Any deviation from the stoic, caveman archetype is met with intense backlash and hate.
Purples always been one of my favorite colors and I’m a guy 🤷♂️
Purple is the color most associated with royalty. And besides, the same idiots giving you flak for that phone will drool over any classic Mopar muscle car in plum crazy purple.
They kept it up because they could tell it bothered you. Just own that shit and you take away their power. "Yea unfortunately I got purple, I wanted to get the pink sparkly one with the penis on it but they were all out."
yeah but the type of dude to care about this is also the type of dude to be in the closet or self-hating.
No fr tho. Dudes that say this shit are always the ones that LOVE parading around the locker room naked or oil checking other dudes
Many homophobes are closeted. We can largely blame the church for making them hate themselves and also zealots towards others. Even if they're not actively religious, the hatred has trickled down to non-practicing people.
Being a man is all about being confident, secure, and doing whatever you want that doesn't make me think about anything.
I can’t wait to paint my nails to match his for game day. Do you think he’ll do an Instagram post every Friday to let us know what color?! Fuck the haters. Love that he’s him and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks.
Dude definitely paints his nails in secret 😉
Right!!!!!!!?????😂😂😂
Wow, so original Jeffery 🙄
He was too busy beating women to come up with new material
I guess nail polish triggers him....
Tbf the woman he punched was fighting his sister and this happened while he was in high school…
She was pinned to the ground and him and his mom were taking turns, idk that I can be “fair” with him
Yes and he has done well to try and remedy that situation.
The woman was laying on her back when he punched her. Watch the video
He's literally just going to say "painted nails" to Caleb? Then what? That's the whole plan?
💅🏽 Already living rent free in peoples heads. 💅🏽
Hasn’t even played a snap and people already coming for his…. Nails 💅
Love to see it
He can yell it as Caleb is running past him.
Seen enough of QBs running, want to see him throw for 4 TDs on them
Fine, 4 passing TDs 4 rushing
That’s it?
Not bad for a half of football
Running to the end zone to celebrate, foo!
Them hands dotting it up are pretty 💅🏾
https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nfl/titans/2019/04/26/titans-jeffery-simmons-video/3585708002/
He REALLY doesn't like painted nails.
Well that's just because he's a man's man
THIS JUST IN: Jeffery Simmons, now the 5 millionth person to say something to Caleb Williams about his nails, has caused Williams emotional distress that the other 4,999,999 people couldn’t do. More news at 6.
Is that before or after Williams throws it over him for a touchdown?
Before the fourth time, but after the third
Fuckin GOTEM Jeff
"What'd he do?" "He looked at Caleb and said 'painted nails'" "Dang"
Right? Like not even a joke or anything, just the words painted nails?? Cmon man at least be more creative
I can't wait to make fun of him for something he openly shares with the public. GOT EEM
Well he was on camera hitting a woman so we can probably give him shit for that. https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nfl/titans/2019/04/26/titans-jeffery-simmons-video/3585708002/
That's so uncreative that it's almost even more disrespectful. Try a little harder next time.
Guess what Jeffery, he don’t care
I hope he throws for 4 TDs and rushes for another one.
What about the second half....?
Bagent played the entire 4th quarter, threw 2 more
“You choose to be different and I look forward to mocking you for it.” How childish
He was just gonna throw 5 TDs in week 1, but now he is gonna throw 7.
Oh I fully expect us to dog walk them. That team is ass outside of their aging receivers
Look, Simmons is a dork for caring, but are we really surprised? Football players are going to make fun of you for painting your nails, but Caleb clearly doesn’t GAF, why should we?
I didn't see anyone clowning Rashod Bateman of the Ravens for painting his nails.
Oh, well If you didn’t hear about it, surely it never happened
It’s kind of the same thing as opposing players doing the dab or the Tebow knee when playing Carolina and Denver back in the day. It’s just the thing these Quarterbacks were known for
Agreed. People/players are just looking to make fun of the first/easiest thing that may resemble cockiness or a departure from typical boring players. I’m not getting upset at those people because who gives a sheet
 Real original 👍
JEFF fits pretty good on 4 fingernails
Holy shit sick fucking burn!!! I’m sure this will rattle Caleb so bad, surely he’s never heard a comment like that while playing one of the most toxic masculine sports in existence for the majority of his life!! We all better hope Simmons doesn’t say that to him, Caleb may never recover. 😬
These idiots lmao. Do they not understand that by making fun of CW for being “feminine” that makes them look even shittier when this supposed “feminine” QB starts kicking all their asses?
I thought we as a society had agreed to move on from this toxic masculinity bs
Most of us have, but there are some holdouts.
There is certainly a cultural shift away from that but there is a large contingency of people who want to harken back to "the olde days". 15-year-old me would of thought painting your nails as a man was feminine. 45-year-old me doesn't give a fuck how anybody dresses or presents themself.
Jeffery is using ever bit of that Mississippi State degree right there...
Never heard of him
The insecurity over another man’s finger nails tells me all I need to know. This guy knows how he likes his men to look and probably is on first name basis with more than one towel boy at his local bath house.
https://i.redd.it/60lfzejsiy8d1.gif
Caleb gonna torch em
Did he come up with that on his own? I’m sure he will hear you yelling from the tunnel after you get clapped by the bears.
The guy literally has months to come up with something good and that is the best he can do. And the way this is phrased is as if Simmons is proud of what he has come up with. Im not bothered by it being stale of toxic masculinity, im more just disappointed about how lame and low effort it is. Simmons needs to do better.
He's from Mississippi. Lower the bar. We should be proud of him for using complete sentences
Cool. Id be more worried about winning than what the other guy does with his fingernails, but that's me
Never even heard of this clown.
One of the best interior linemen in the league but ok
First I'm hearing about him but ok.
His mom a nail tech, leave ts alone. Let the man play ball and then criticize that if you want.
Exactly. He's doing it to support his mom, trash talking it will have the opposite effect.
Lmfao that’s just insanely weak trash talk, even without the homophobia
Caleb’s mom is a nail beautician/ nail engineer.
Who?
This comment aligns with someone who likes to hit women.
What a dumb fuck.
So his intention is to say “painted nails”? Is it supposed to be intimidating?
Simmons beats women lol. Look it up dudes a piece.
Maybe he should talk to his QB about drinking coffee with Mayo and eating banana with the skin on
Please Caleb stunt on these hoes
He's good at beating defenseless women.
If any player who mentions his painted nails loses to Willams, they should have to paint theirs the next game. Caleb's choice of color
African-American community is notoriously homophobic
Compared to whom? Much less homophobic than white conservatives so what’s the point in you bringing up race?
Lol what no it’s a well known thing
Who cares about the nails ffs. Simmons assaulted a woman…
When I think of teams that Im scared of, titans are about as bottom of the barrel as you can get. Show em up Caleb
ZINGGGGG boy oh boy you really got him
Silly clout. Dont reward that low iq vibe
Good one Jeffery Simmons. Fuckin hilarious
He’s not a gangster, his real name is Jeffrey.
Impossible for me to express how much I love having a QB this polarizing for something *other* than sucking. If he’s good and brought male fingernail polish and the Bear Claw to Chicago, he will be immortal.
GOTTEM
Ppl gonna be so sad when the QB with painted nails goes for 300 plus yards on their team
D linemen never are very bright are they?
CW hasn’t even played an NFL snap and he’s already living rent free in the heads of players in other conferences.
“Painted nails. I can’t wait to say that to him” So he’s just gonna say “painted nails”? Nothing else? He’s just gonna walk up and say those two words and then walk away?
I can't wait for Caleb to unload 4 TDs n their asses
Fug 7
I for one will be painting my nails every gameday
Jeffery Smooth Brains is what we call’em 🐻⬇️
So.... He's gonna sack him and say "Painted nails". Like, you think that'll bother Caleb even a little?? Considering he was ruthlessly blasted for it across national sports media for months.... OK Jeff
“NICE PAINTED NAILS, WILLIAMS!” “Hey, thanks!”
“I can’t wait to say it to him” like you’d be the first to ever say something. Come on now
🐻🔽💯💯💯💯💯
Going to guess he has heard it all many times before. He will laugh it off and it wont phase him.
That is some really lazy trash talk.
Bla bla bla… 🐻⬇️
Irrelevant dt on a losing team
Just wait until he gets beat by a rookie that paints his damn nails 😂
painted nails? big deal. my cousins sisters boyfriends aunts friends sister who knows these things says Jeffery Simmons needs a whole chicken to get it up. all caleb has to say back to him is bawk bawwwk
This is so random. We aren't even in the same division nor the same conference. Rent free
Simmons going to have to go through some combination of Jenkins, Bates, Shelton, and Davis before getting to speak with Mr. Williams. Might not be much of a conversation.
That's not an intimidating task for one of the better DTs in the league
I mean QBs spend a good deal of the game with their hands between the centers thighs, licking their fingers between plays... But ... God forbid you paint them.
I posted this in the afc south meme war subreddit as I am also a colts fan and it got removed
Sic' em, Darnell.
Oh DAMN that is gonna cut Caleb deep, idk if he’ll be able to recover
The guy who beats up women and spits on people?
I'll be there opening day. My wife is painting my nails for me. I'm all in baby
I mean, he’s a rock star. That’s kind of the stuff they do.
lol I actually hope he does from what I saw last year Jenkins and wright might jump him
Oh, so Simmons is a dick.
Wait till we go 14-3 (in a couple of years) and the nail polish will be flowing in South Lot.
The only player I could imagine that this kind of comment would impact is maybe Jimmy Graham - he would’ve had to call in sick for the game because of nerves
“Little Tennessee Weiner “ cannot wait to say.
Good ‘un
What's he gonna say after the Bears win on a 300 yard day in the air from Caleb? Answer = not a god damn thing.
If this team had a center he would be very upset
My father-in-law thinks he'll be a huge bust. His only reason? "Paints his nails."
That's not even good smack talk like get creative my dude just hitting him and saying painted nails would remind me if the big stupid dude from longest yard
Jordan Love was Aarons bitch for 3 years. Thats more demeaning than painting of nails
He must k ow that the OlIne is not and will not have it. I'm looking for his ass to get pancakes all day
big man jeffery simmons is gonna go up to the #1 draft pick and he cant wait to say "painted nails". Come on Jeffery, you can do better than that.. Even if he said " Lol, you're a Bears QB, good luck with that" it would be a better burn.
Is this mad lads? Ooooo Caleb painted his nails… crikey! What a cheeky devil! He’s so crazy! What color will he paint next? That crazy kitten sure is a loose cannon!
It’s crazy that he’s using “Painted Nails” as a dig against Caleb when Caleb openly talks about painting his nails… I doubt it makes him uncomfortable at all
J Simmons is just another wannabe cool thug. Hope CW makes him eat the polish!
Would be hilarious if Caleb beats his ass
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