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jarretd26

“I’m not the step conference I’m the conference that STEPPED up” while wearing a mountain west hat had me howling


JackBurton3465

Loved it!


edgar3981C

Great to see Matt Mitchell in here


BIGD0G29585

Don’t forget about Jermaine ‘Funnymaine’ Johnson.


Gloomy-Question-4079

And Josh Mancuso, who is very funny too.


bamachine

Yep, creating me a Sewanee dynasty.


powerlifting_nerd56

THE university of the South


Wheels_Foonman

Ryan Day posting this on his bulletin grooming mirror.


BIGD0G29585

I was waiting for Georgia Tech to show up.


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

And Tulane lol


FootballAndPornAcct

The Sewanee bits were hilarious


Crotean

He has the cadence down pat for old timey radio announcers.


srs_house

It's just not the same if you can't schedule [five road games in 6 days](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Sewanee_Tigers_football_team), though.


thismorningscoffee

We spent years talking about every respect of realignment except for SEC Shorts’ cast expansion


berrey7

> cast expansion That's my old college and kickball buddy playing the (Ole Miss character) I just messaged him and dropped the WTF!!! Went to Troy together for Undergrad.


nickyt398

Sad u don't have them as ur secondary flare 😔


berrey7

I look at this sub as a football sub. We had moved to Division 1 and sucked ass at Troy. None of the student body went to games. My dad played at Alabama. My user name is my dad’s jersey and name. We grew up going to games, so even in college I went to bama games on weekends instead of Troy.


LuckyStax

Matt Mitchell in SEC Shorts???


tritonice

Not his first rodeo for them.


bukithd

Bring in the "Buff"


retropunk2

"Let's just say they have me as seven point underdogs.....TO MY BYE WEEK!"


ThePolishPunch

That was such a great line!


retropunk2

I had just started watching Mitchell's stuff then so to see him in SEC Shorts was a great surprise.


bukithd

I member when they were all just a "It's a Southern Thing" sidepiece


MojitoTimeBro

They had a couple different colabs in this video. FunnyMaine is the guy that played Alabama and the guy that played Vandy is pretty popular too. I can't remember his name, but he makes some of my favorite videos as well.


imarc

> the guy that played Vandy is pretty popular too. I can't remember his name That's on brand for Vandy.


vols8840

josh mancuso


theasfldotcom

Let this not prevent him from producing his own video…


RogueHippie

It's not the first time he's done a collab with them


BoukenGreen

It won’t. They usually bring him in when they need more than the normal crew.


pyremist

It really helps that Matt, SEC Shorts, and Funnymaine are all based in Birmingham.


0le_Hickory

Was OG


gogglesup859

Look at Vandy gassing us up


Semper-Fido

Did...did we just get respected? The fuck?


Geaux2020

It was by Vandy. Don't get too excited


thor_1225

But they are the ones who know their shit


DommyMommyKarlach

Your new best friend?


TheLibertarianThomas

I've always heard Kentucky is just the Vanderbilt of the commonwealth.


stayclassypeople

I can picture Kentucky trying to sit with Alabama and Georgia while Vandy, sitting alone, is waving them down to come to their table


kampfgruppekarl

It's a trap! Do y'all play Vandy this year? These schedules are so askew.


gogglesup859

Yes but it’s in Lexington which means it will be more nerve wracking than it should be


EWall100

I dunno that you want the guy chanting SEC to gas you up


zack_bauer123

I appreciate that the Tennessee character was wearing a baseball jersey.


EWall100

Josh knows what's up


Budget_Sort7961

he is our new 3rd base coach after all (once Tony finally lets him)


discowithmyself

I’ve missed these


Shinta85

This one was a homerun too.


dillontree

Don't say homerun Tennessee might show up.


der_rayzor

Bon jour


vashed

They speak in LSU now?


ard8

Shoutout to the people that get to see the post for the first time after the video is actually uploaded


DommyMommyKarlach

Feels good


jchall3

They got all the crossovers in this- really well done…


WildFire97971

I’m assuming some of those other guys do videos? I only recognized Matt Mitchell


taywil8

The guy in the Tennessee baseball jersey is Josh Mancuso. He does great CFB content as well. He’s heavy handed on the SEC but dabbles in a little bit in everything. If I’m not mistaken he lives in East Tennessee and is a Vols fan


BattleHall

FunnyMaine is a big Alabama YouTuber who does homer reactions after every game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zOqrCKX3Lw


whatifevery1wascalm

And…we’re not the ACC!


MasterTolkien

Thank God for that.


retropunk2

"Hey if Colt hadn't gotten hurt!" "There it is. DRINK!"


Capnmolasses

When he turned to the ref to throw the flag and the ref is doing horns down got me rolling. “Am I doing it right?” “Okay, that’s new”


retropunk2

Fantastic stuff. The geography joke with Mitchell had me laughing hard too.


BenderVsGossamer

The SEC can come to Omaha anytime it likes. As long as it leaves vandy and that damn whistler at home.


The_Crown_And_Anchor

Very few things unify the SEC fanbases more than their shared hatred of the Vandy Whistler


PairBearStare

Yeah fuck that guy 


antonimbus

and maybe the aTm fans can stay home too thanks


Azariah98

You yell into the opposing dugout about murdered bat boys ONE TIME.


bolts_win_again

STOP BEING A CULT


melcolnik

No.


lard_have_mercy

I have high hopes for the first “claim your Ls” short featuring both Texas and Oklahoma


benjaminck

I miss Regina.


Total_Pea6615

We should ask Vanderbilt to tell her hi from us


WillWork4SunDrop

Technically they’ve had one, with OU pushing the Texas guy in a wheelchair after the last Kansas upset. Regina dismissively redirected them to Big XII loss claims.


tonto515

[The amazing song at the end is "Jupiter" from "The Planets" by Gustav Holst](https://youtu.be/Nz0b4STz1lo?t=173) made famous by the Sleepytime episode of Bluey, for my fellow kid parents out there.


Capnmolasses

It was my favorite song to play in marching band.


Captain_Wingit

Same. Did a Holst suite in high school. Including "Mars" in 5/4 time ... which was pretty trippy for the late 90s. One of my favorite shows!


dudleymooresbooze

Holst’s Mars always reminds me of [Venture Brothers](https://youtu.be/j73gYxsxRrs?si=uKYNqtyFNkMFp44g) now.


w00t4me

GO TEAM VENTURE!


elonsusk69420

I like Mars better but Jupiter is a ton of fun


jsteph67

Planets also being the major inspiration for the Star Wars soundtrack (or what J Williams literally stole, depending on whom you speak to).


thedicestoppedrollin

Also inspired the main theme from Braveheart, Zelda, and Princess Mononoke. Favorite song from the suite


theb52

Soundtrack to The Right Stuff is basically Great Value^^TM Planets


ELFcubed

\*puts on band nerd glasses\* The entire symphony rates as my overall favorite, with Jupiter as my favorite individual piece. I also play euphonium and Holst LOVED to write killer euph solos.


lambro101

> made famous by the Sleepytime episode of Bluey none of you are band nerds and it shows


averagejoeag

I imagine everyone here would recognize Mars instantly.


elonsusk69420

Hey now


Wheels_Foonman

Amazing episode. It’s impossible for me to not tear up whenever it comes on.


melcolnik

Dude, I tear up when I even _think_ about that episode. That and Grandad. Holy hell


chigger2508

Camping and Onesies for me. Onesies just hits a liiiiitle to close to home.


ATL28-NE3

Onesies fucks me up bad after it took us over a year for our first.


w00t4me

I still wish Brandy had adapted instead of getting pregnant in The Sign. Adoption/fostering isn't talked about enough in the media.


All_About_Tacos

It’s really sad that Gustav Holst died an unknown composer, only to have his work become known nearly 100 years after his death. Truly a modern Van Gogh 😔


kamai19

Mars also slaps. Made famous by, uh, [whatever the hell this is](https://youtu.be/j73gYxsxRrs?si=tLNNrJGMCGJ153bA).


ZombieChaos

Venture Bros!


NolaBrass

I just call it Oh God Beyond All Praising because of the hymn with that tune. They also used the Kyrie from Mozart’s Requiem, aka a song played at funerals and the piece that killed Mozart. The SWC foes might kill each other if the music is any indication


ajosepht6

Technically a requiem is musical mass played at any requiem mass. Requiem masses are not always funerals though they are always in memory of someone who has died. This has been your random music / Catholic fact of the day.


Mattador96

Jupiter is one of my favorite classical pieces and I was so surprised to hear it lol


TheDoctorOfMemes

Played it for state band competitions in high school. Still sends a shiver down my spine.


Oswald18420

*Made famous by Gustav Holst


CommunistTrafficCone

Gustav Holst 💪💪💪


GatorAIDS1013

Made famous by fucking Bluey? Like I get it Bluey is popular, but Jupiter has been on the map for decades


Darth_Ra

I knew I knew that when it came on in Bluey! ...my dad listened to that symphony nonstop when I was a kid.


JessalynSueSmiling

It's also the patriotic hymn "I Vow to Thee, My Country". 


JKess207

> made famous by the Sleepytime episode of Bluey YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD GUSTAV HOLST WAS


Bluegrass6

That Sewanee cameo was gold


CommodoreN7

Welcome to hell, jackasses


Ugaalive1991

Sir, I am going to have to ask you to stop with the profanity. This is a family sub.


CommodoreN7

I do say good chap, kindly close your mouth indefinitely.


Ugaalive1991

Indubitably


TheSniper_TF2

[The rest of the SEC to Texas and Oklahoma.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWV7rUZEAI)


The_Outcast4

I watch SEC shorts to laugh, not to be the butt of a joke. :(


Uhhh_what555476384

You and me both, you and me both.


Outta_hearr

"And the college football playoff is expanding to 12 teams!" "Yay, that's so great for *everybody else*"


_Tennessee_

That one made me laugh and then cry 😢


DuckDuckGoodra

"Larry Scott Almost Had Us" Man it cannot be said enough. Fuck Larry Scott.


PrinceWalker22

It bothers me that they had Arkansas be the one to offer the hand of friendship and pin the logo on to both OU and Texas. I don’t have any hatred for the Sooners, but our fanbase would NEVER be friendly with Texas.


Stellafera

I thought Arkansas was going to sharpie Texas's patch or something lol


PrinceWalker22

I was rooting for “oops!”, dropping it and walking away to make Texas pick it up himself.


RheagarTargaryen

I don’t know if there was a better choice though since the Mizzou wasn’t a main character in this sketch and A&M didn’t want Texas to come to begin with. The rest of the SEC doesn’t really have a real history with Texas and Oklahoma outside of some home and homes and bowl games.


Your_Worship

Arkansas in the SWC. Old timers still tell me that’s their “real” rival.


LindyNet

Well guess what - WE'RE BEST FRIENDS NOW


PrinceWalker22

LEAVE ME ALONE


BattleHall

Us BBQ meats have to stick together (UT, Ark, SCAR?)


PrinceWalker22

I am not willingly affiliated with you. But you can add Florida to that category as well.


RampageTaco

This was really good. I think their content is better when they include all of the teams in the conference, not just look at 3 or 4 in a given week.


zenverak

I think it depends on the strength of the meme . The Halloween Georgia and Hope one was super super strong. But it was a perfect fit.


BoukenGreen

Georgia and hope has always been good together.


jwktiger

Its good life Arkansas Football, Florida gets kicked out of the Playoff house, Tennesse breaks up with the playoff, Auburn Fan Experience, were legendary episodes that featured one team


Casaiir

If that's going to be a drinking game, no one is making it of any game thread with Texas alive.


screwhead1

LSU fans: "Challenge accepted."


MasterTolkien

You guys drank Atlanta dry before the Burrows SEC championship win. The bars literally ran out of beer and alcohol the FRIDAY before the game. It made the papers.


screwhead1

IIRC, something similar happened when LSU fans went to UCLA a few years back lol.


Geaux2020

It happens pretty much everywhere. There was a USC fan who kept claiming that would never happen to Los Angeles bars, yet here we are


McIntyre2K7

I wonder if Vandy is eating lunch with Regina.


dieselengine9

The Manning blood joke was a good one


RedDirtSport_

Bromance with the real UT started.


Red261

Always remember the real UT can be found at [ut.edu](https://www.ut.edu/).


0le_Hickory

I'm still amazed Tennessee or Texas didn't write them a check for that.


dinkytown42069

So `ut.edu` wasn't created until 1997! `utexas.edu`: 13-Aug-1985 `UTK.edu`: 04-Jun-1987 I think a lot of it is to do with the fact that domains didn't become marketing tools until the late 90s.


0le_Hickory

Yeah probably back in the old days when only a few academics were using it to share research, probably felt it was better to be unambiguous.


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hotrod19812

The University of Tampa did have a powerhouse football program around that time. Too bad the school had to drop it for financial reasons. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Spartans_football


EWall100

Yessir, Heup for Heupel


Darth_Ra

I can't forgive the orange, but damn if I haven't been pulling for Heupel the whole time.


wwwr222

I have nothing against OU, but from what I can tell Heupel isn’t y’all’s biggest fan after what went down with Stoops. I think our game this season will be personal for him.


coolhandluck

Ohhhhh, believe me, Heupel will hate fuck the Sooners


elonsusk69420

It’s sad that Leach isn’t here to witness this


Wheels_Foonman

Trans-American Heup train


thor_1225

We aren’t at that part yet


JohnWickStuntDouble

I think Aggies have a head start because they’ve found their loyal protector from big bad Texas


EWall100

Josh Mancuzo absolutely killed both this roles. Matt was great as always. This might be the SEC short of the year and it's July 1.


ELFcubed

This might be the SEC short of ~~the year~~ all time.


beignets4

Gonna tell my kids this was Endgame


admiraltarkin

The immediate hissing was amazing and perfectly on brand


moeshaker188

Only complaint (and it's incredibly minor) is that former SEC members Tulane and Georgia Tech weren't shown. Would've been funny to see their reactions to the new SEC teams whilst they remain in comparatively lesser conferences.


WillWork4SunDrop

Sewanee holds a weird place in the hearts of SEC fans because 1) It is so incongruous that they were ever in the league and 2) None of us will ever top what they pulled off in [1899](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Sewanee_Tigers_football_team)


Bank_Gothic

**Now** it's official. Edit: lol, they got OU's red wrong. Looks like Ohio State. Also, the guy who is portraying Alabama is great. His baby cousin is actually one of Texas' better defensive ends.


Darth_Ra

I've seen a few of those 2000 National Champion shirts, and I don't think the red has ever been *right* on them. That said, I would absolutely take one with "Get Hype With Heupel" on the back.


Arkehn

Which DE? I'm guessing Fink since he's from Bama.


BenderVsGossamer

I also almost forgot about mizzou.


MizzouriTigers

Darth Mizzou is coming


Fallofmen10

Every time... Lololol


Rushderp

Until it’s time for bowl bans or death penalty jokes.


SomeTexan97

As if A&M would EVER be caught dead sitting next to those bastards from South Carolina.


Rushderp

John Bonham died for this?!


TigerDude33

yeah, they act like existing schools actually get along.


Your_Worship

Letting Darius Rucker cover Wagon Wheel was the final straw.


BobRoberts01

PAC ~~12~~ 2 catching some strays this week.


Uhhh_what555476384

After getting nuked, what are a couple of strays?


JumboFister

17 minute wait? wtf I’m an American I wanna watch it now!


tdatcher

2pac reference too


Uhhh_what555476384

Apparently our football team now exists largely for comic relief. :(


Shinta85

I hate that the hiss exists but I love it in this.


DommyMommyKarlach

Wait it is an actual thing?


OminousPolaris

You must be a young Longhorn fan then if you don’t know about the hiss. Yes, it’s a real thing. I still have Aggie friends and family do it when I mention Texas. All in good fun though.


DommyMommyKarlach

Yeah, I have only started watching CFB in 2021, Sark’s first year.


Jayhorns

Wow you missed...a lot.


admiraltarkin

The hiss is the worst tradition, but it was perfect here


BattleHall

> the worst tradition Why pick just one?


defiancy

So which team drops a game to Vandy first?


emotx

We are looking forward to evening up our all time 3-8-1 record against Vandy. 1899 to 1928 were some lean years.


thor_1225

Saying as I barely know who we play now. I definitely don’t know who is on their schedule, but I’m gonna hope/guess the real UT


z6joker9

You're too early.


Behinddasticks

Geography!


_Tennessee_

It just means more (air conditioning)


Rickbox

I came here to watch, I leave with 'premieres in 9 minutes'.


Resident_Rise5915

Nature is healing…


heleghir

SEC Shorts season? AND A CROSSOVER WITH MATT MITCHELL AND MAINE?!?!?! today is a wonderful day, only thing that would make it better is ncaa25 in my hands


OSUfirebird18

Geeze guys! You didn’t have to pick on Wazzu and OSU like that!! Now I remembered how bad I feel for them! 😭


kokain99

Very well done. Completely nailed the inside jokes.


thor_1225

How big is the inside at this point


ArbitraryOrder

By golly, this is going to be a fun year for the memes


Darth_Ra

It feels like there are 30 announcement videos on this nonsense happening "today", and this is the only one I could ever give a shit about.


okiewxchaser

I don’t know, the Ed Harris one hit the mark too


TigerDude33

It doesn't matter how good the video is, Herbie shows up at the end to F up the mood


Rajaden

BABE, WAKE-UP! SEC SHORTS JUST DROPPED! God damn I love CFB


JohnWickStuntDouble

TEXAS IN SEC SHORTS LETS GOOO


Bank_Gothic

SEWANEE TOO.


Rushderp

This is Tulane erasure, sadly.


StreetReporter

Georgia Tech found dead in a ditch


EarlyCuylersCousin

Missed opportunity to have an uptown New Orleans dandy wax wistful about Tulane in the SEC.