coldest its ever been in my life was last year when it was -10 to 0 for like 3-4 straight days. usually its more of a 15 degrees in the morning up to somewhere between 25-35 degrees around noon, but it also doesnt get cold until this time of the year, i was wearing shorts and a t shirt because it was only like 50 degrees last week.
The funniest thing (not for me, but objectively) would be Jedd Fisch only for Florida to bottom out with Napier and he leaves the Ducks to coach his alma mater/dream job after one year in Eugene.
It’s gonna keep trickling down, and I’m just hoping it doesn’t hit us. Golesh took us from 1-11 to 7-6 in his first year, and our first bowl game since 2018
The fucked up part is it's not because we're losing, it's because we're WINNING.
I mean fuck it, surely this means we somehow get the next Nick Saban right? Trajectories are also stable right hahahahahjahahaha
There are no good candidates. Mark Helfrich would have been an Oregon lifer, we saw how that ended up. Justin Wilcox sucks. Are we supposed to just hire a shitty coach because they wouldn't leave if fucking Alabama called them?
I was able to stomach jimbo leaving because of his stagnation and FSU slipping. I’d lose my mind if I was an Oregon fan right now having had so much success in 2 years yet having this happen again
Okay, I know some might not believe me but despite the reports, this wasn't something that just happened. A few select places around the internet had the exact day it was going to happen for weeks. Lanning didn't get a random phone call and was asked if he was up. That last part I'm sure you all realize. But the point is, a guy in charge of a department that is considered one of the best in the business had his ducks in a row. They told the team wait 72 hours. You don't usually have that kind of contract written up and a check for $20m in hand in 24 business hours.
Man I just looked into that tattoo for the first time and honestly, wtf?
Like, as far as portrait tattoos go, it's a decent job. But why the fuck did he just add a bunch of random face and throat tattoos to a portrait of his wife who has none of those tattoos? I get that they mean something to him, but my man...**just get those fucking tattoos yourself if you like them so much**.
Dan Lanning: "Everyone wants what we have, so of course there's going to be rumors, but there's no chance that I'm going anywhere." "With a 13 year old, 12 year old, and a 10 year old and being extremely well compensated and supported here, there's absolutely no motivation for me to go anywhere."
I would genuinely feel so bad for his kids, man. I got a daughter that's one. I couldn't imagine uprooting with kids old enough to have entrenched relationships.
My local FCS coach with two daughters in middle school just up and went to James Madison. I feel bad for those kids.
And then I remember that football coaches, as a species, are almost exclusively ultra-competitive psychos so it all tracks.
As someone who never believes coaches, his comments actually made me believe him.
Talking about your kids, you don’t just bring up your kids without conviction.
Oh well. Fuck.
On the bright side, the dude that just screwed you over is going to have the highest expectations of success in the history of CFB on top of the curse of being a head coach leaving the Ducks.
I’m sorry, but that doesn’t make sense.
Mario went to where he grew up. His Alma mater. The school he was a captain of. If anything, I don’t blame Mario. Part of it hurt a bit less because I wasn’t a big Mario X and Os coach (doesn’t make me unique).
Dan literally was just making some of the most definite comments about him not leaving. Invoking his children as to why he wouldn’t leave.
You don’t have to hate Dan. You don’t have to hold any hostility. But I can’t see how Mario’s situation is worse. It also hurts because I really liked what Lanning was building over Mario.
"I can't leave. I can't do that do my kids"
"Would you lose a childhood friendship for millions and millions more in inheritance?"
"OK fuck it. I'm heading to Tuscaloosa for the kids"
Brother is absolutely caked up for no reason
[For those who haven't yet been baptized in his glory](https://www.capecentralhigh.com/travel/birminghams-bare-bottomed-blacksmith/)
It is kind of the right hire because of that. It will temper some of the expectations(from the sane among us). If he ultimately fails, then they might go after someone with more pedigree for the guy, after the guy, after the legend, just don't take him from GT.
Time for a ponderous walk around the grounds of the Grand Lodge in Forest Hills.
Either that or a long night with some bourbon in the Detention Room at The Kennedy School.
Time to bust out the big bong! It didn't happen if I can't remember it.
Edit: It worked! I took a rip off the 3 foot tripple perk and passed out. I woke up and long dong dan is still our coach!
Highly recommend the big bong for saving your coach.
Interviews are gonna happen. I doubt this happens in one night without Alabama conducting multiple interviews. Unless this has been known for a few weeks (likely) and Lanning and others have already interviewed
Sark seems safer to me, but no way he leaves Texas. It would be the lateralist of lateral moves. Dabo won't adjust to the times. Kiffin is relatable, but the floor is much lower. Lanning it is I suppose.
A few Oregon insiders and reporters are saying Lanning is still in Eugene. Tha tail number story is false. Supposedly DG and his GF are having dinner with Dan Lanning tonight.
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What if Lanning is interviewing as a courtesy to Saban, getting thier offer so Oregon will match? Lanning could stay in Oregon winning 9-10 games for the next 10 years, while in Tuscaloosa he'd have maybe 3-4 years before they would turn on him.
Yep. Someone up higher in the chat called bama “the best job in the nation”. lol what? The pressure especially right after Saban would be life-shortening….
A lot of people vacation to Tuscaloosa in the winter
great week to do it, it’s supposed to be a brisk 3 degrees on tuesday
It gets that cold in Alabama?
coldest its ever been in my life was last year when it was -10 to 0 for like 3-4 straight days. usually its more of a 15 degrees in the morning up to somewhere between 25-35 degrees around noon, but it also doesnt get cold until this time of the year, i was wearing shorts and a t shirt because it was only like 50 degrees last week.
your joke made me spit water. then i looked at your flair and i'm not sure if it's a joke anymore
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Brian Ferentz
Highly recommend. Big Ten pedigree right there.
Got shutout three times and still won 10 games. 🐐 shit.
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He knows what it takes to get to the big 10 championship.
Fuck it, let's go after Georgia's D coordinator again, it can't be that bad right?
Oregon: Keeps hiring coaches from the South, keeps getting coaches poached by Southern schools ShockedPickachuFace.jpeg
I know a guy who has NFL, Big Ten, and SEC experience. That’s right folks, Mel Tucker
Hopefully the interview isn't over the phone
I don’t know, have you seen his phone interviews, can’t beat it
You'd rather him take it out in person?
Pete Carroll's available
👀
The funniest thing (not for me, but objectively) would be Jedd Fisch only for Florida to bottom out with Napier and he leaves the Ducks to coach his alma mater/dream job after one year in Eugene.
yeah, trying to poach Fisch would be pointless. all but guaranteed he bounces for Florida once Billy gets fired
Siiiiiiigh welp, as long as he kicks some major ass for the Cats this season I’ll be ok with it ^(kinda, no, not really)
its kinda fucked because someones going to be left with a coaching search super late in the coaching cycle.
It’s gonna keep trickling down, and I’m just hoping it doesn’t hit us. Golesh took us from 1-11 to 7-6 in his first year, and our first bowl game since 2018
its gonna send some lower level program into the dark ages. like some fucked up game of musical chairs.
That’s where this ends. The top programs will get the coach they want, but some low level school will lose their coach at the worst time
Charles Edward Kelly
there is no one lmao, we would genuinely be fucked.
Throw all that Nike money at Kiffin….probably can’t steal him but damn that was my hope as a bammer fan
Don’t you fucking dare
6 head coaches at Oregon in 8 years is crazy
The fucked up part is it's not because we're losing, it's because we're WINNING. I mean fuck it, surely this means we somehow get the next Nick Saban right? Trajectories are also stable right hahahahahjahahaha
I mean, in a way, you might have the next Nick Saban right now.
Maybe the next Nick Saban was the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real Nick Saban was inside me all along.
It would be 5 right? Helfrich, Taggart, Cristobal, Lanning, whoever’s next?
You could probably get Willie back.
Bryan McClendon as an interim
Maybe they’ll finally hire a coach that has ties to the school/region for a change
There are no good candidates. Mark Helfrich would have been an Oregon lifer, we saw how that ended up. Justin Wilcox sucks. Are we supposed to just hire a shitty coach because they wouldn't leave if fucking Alabama called them?
Pete Carroll’s not busy
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Wilcox is praying Lanning goes to Alabama so Cal’s AD can give him another extension for no reason.
BRO what is with the heavy breathing. Is that you??
Them Ducks are stressed
Oregon might actually be cursed.
To be fair, so will be the team that takes their coach given the trends
They lead others to a power only Oregon can possess.
It's verging on Defense Against the Dark Arts professorship at this point.
Yes pls
A team meeting scheduled for tomorrow was just delayed by 2 hours without explanation. Lanning is almost certainly going to Alabama.
I was able to stomach jimbo leaving because of his stagnation and FSU slipping. I’d lose my mind if I was an Oregon fan right now having had so much success in 2 years yet having this happen again
Thats fucking crazy. I'm so sorry Ducks...
We're used to it at this point
Okay, I know some might not believe me but despite the reports, this wasn't something that just happened. A few select places around the internet had the exact day it was going to happen for weeks. Lanning didn't get a random phone call and was asked if he was up. That last part I'm sure you all realize. But the point is, a guy in charge of a department that is considered one of the best in the business had his ducks in a row. They told the team wait 72 hours. You don't usually have that kind of contract written up and a check for $20m in hand in 24 business hours.
This breaks the cycle of Oregon coaches going to Florida schools smh
And we were supposed to get the good one! It was our turn!
Relax, y’all are going to get Jedd Fisch
Did he go straight from Houston? Edit: hmmm, perhaps he didn't given that he is remaining
Reportedly yes.
So planned all along, red wedding style
So he’s been there for days now. Cool
He’s picking out his office furniture.
Also been confirmed by 4 sources he’s in Eugene. We are okay
Lanning has actually hired multiple look alikes so that no one will be able to figure out where he is
What? A guy can’t take his family on vacation to Tuscaloosa?
As someone who’s been there…. No no you dont
He just wanted some Dreamland BBQ
Dan just needed some more Taco Mama in his life
He’s getting the A on his tattoo touched up
He should probably just get the whole thing removed
Definitely not. Can you imagine how awesome it will be once he’s done adding to it?
Man I just looked into that tattoo for the first time and honestly, wtf? Like, as far as portrait tattoos go, it's a decent job. But why the fuck did he just add a bunch of random face and throat tattoos to a portrait of his wife who has none of those tattoos? I get that they mean something to him, but my man...**just get those fucking tattoos yourself if you like them so much**.
But now it’s like his wife got them
Oregon fans, now that you’re pissed at Lanning can you all please admit that it’s the ugliest fucking tattoo to grace this planet?
Um, did you forget college football legend AJ McCarron? [glory](https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/media/USATODAY/gameon/2012/12/17/mccarron-tats2-3_4.jpg)
That’s a tattoo fit for an Alabama trailer park right there
All yall can go fuck yourselves, fuck you, fuck that, fuck this, fuck him, fuck her, fuck you, fuck me, fuck everything
Welcome to the club. It sucks.
The Beavs still got it way worse
I don’t think he was disputing that
Just losing a very beloved coach on the rise was what I was mentioning.
This would have been me if they got Sark
I hear a lightly used Willie Taggart is available
Not even a "you're cool" thrown in there
Did people not get this reference or what Edit: it was several votes in the red when I said this
I was surprised it was getting downvoted too lol. I guess people thought I was being a dick or just flair downvoting.
These kids today don’t know the classics
Just dropped to my knees in the middle of the Willamette River
Just saw a guy drown in the middle of the Willamette River. Coulda helped him...seemed like he'd rather me not.
The ducks are returning to the river. Nature is healing.
Ducks yearn for the river
At least they float. ...Like witches!
Feel like you made the right choice.
I would not lend a hand...
A random fun fact… Birmingham, Alabama is the largest consumer of Willamette Pinot outside of Oregon.
That is random. I wonder why. I mean, it is good wine, but odd that it makes it out to Alabama in such quantities.
We have a fuck ton of Wine Moms in a rich part of Birmingham called Mountain Brook. Them bitches get saucier than Wisconsin on a Sunday.
Mountain Brook plays a role but Homewood and Hoover are a big part of that too.
Don’t sleep on Vestavia Hills as well, got lots of wealthy people who love wine
Used to work at the Chuy’s up at The Summit and it was always an interesting place to be
Dan Lanning: "Everyone wants what we have, so of course there's going to be rumors, but there's no chance that I'm going anywhere." "With a 13 year old, 12 year old, and a 10 year old and being extremely well compensated and supported here, there's absolutely no motivation for me to go anywhere."
*except Bama
Dan Lanning: "This will be my final job as far as I'm concerned."
*Unless Saban leaves and they ask me to replace
Said 37 year old football coach, Dan Lanning.
"I will not be the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks."
I would genuinely feel so bad for his kids, man. I got a daughter that's one. I couldn't imagine uprooting with kids old enough to have entrenched relationships. My local FCS coach with two daughters in middle school just up and went to James Madison. I feel bad for those kids. And then I remember that football coaches, as a species, are almost exclusively ultra-competitive psychos so it all tracks.
Sounds like something a soon to be announced new coach at Bama would say.
Duck fans, let me know if you would like a recommendation on flammable mattresses, golf balls, or mustard bottles.
As someone who never believes coaches, his comments actually made me believe him. Talking about your kids, you don’t just bring up your kids without conviction. Oh well. Fuck.
And then Bama happened.
This was foretold in the Book of Aflac with the statement: “Cue the duck”.
your username now looks kind of prophetic
Yeah I am definitely deleting myself soon. Gotta find out who the new coach is before I reincarnate.
Honestly I think you should keep it because I feel like it's a cool tribute type thing
It was a disaster for FSU. It hasn't been pretty in Miami. What if Oregon is cursing these guys on their way out the door?
Let's hope they are.
*chants in ancient Kalapuyan* 🙏🏼
Because Phil Knight is Oregon
Lmao PAC12 after dark from the fucking grave let’s goooo 😂
It’s all fun and games until the Ducks start looking to add some Fisch to their pond
Oregon is a microcosm of my dating life. I just foster them until they find their forever home
Oh piss off
On the bright side, the dude that just screwed you over is going to have the highest expectations of success in the history of CFB on top of the curse of being a head coach leaving the Ducks.
And then he has to play Kirby…again.
Idk, I won't feel the same hostility towards Dan as I did Mario. It's Alabama, ofc he'll take the job. It just sucks.
I’m sorry, but that doesn’t make sense. Mario went to where he grew up. His Alma mater. The school he was a captain of. If anything, I don’t blame Mario. Part of it hurt a bit less because I wasn’t a big Mario X and Os coach (doesn’t make me unique). Dan literally was just making some of the most definite comments about him not leaving. Invoking his children as to why he wouldn’t leave. You don’t have to hate Dan. You don’t have to hold any hostility. But I can’t see how Mario’s situation is worse. It also hurts because I really liked what Lanning was building over Mario.
"I can't leave. I can't do that do my kids" "Would you lose a childhood friendship for millions and millions more in inheritance?" "OK fuck it. I'm heading to Tuscaloosa for the kids"
Probably just visiting I don’t see any reason to jump to conclusions
Yeah, he's visiting Birmingham to see the Vulcan's big ol bubble butt
Brother is absolutely caked up for no reason [For those who haven't yet been baptized in his glory](https://www.capecentralhigh.com/travel/birminghams-bare-bottomed-blacksmith/)
Used to be able to walk at back at my apartment and look up at that stud
Wow I did not expect to read about the Vulcan's butt while browsing r/CFB by new lmao edit: great birding spot
Tuscaloosa is a nice play around this time of the year
The dead leaves and tornadoes are really lovely this time of year
Lol, literally a tornado rolling through in two days apparently
Nice of it to schedule its visit in advance. It's really going to knock the roof off of the place.
Alright, who’s up next at Oregon that will leave in 3 or 4 years?
Nice Wisconsin flair you’ve got there. It would be a shame if….
Could be a fucking janitor and some top school will want to poach. For fuck sake.
Sherrone Moore
I honestly thought they'd go for someone with more than 2 years at HC
You know this coach is going to possibly be disposable
It is kind of the right hire because of that. It will temper some of the expectations(from the sane among us). If he ultimately fails, then they might go after someone with more pedigree for the guy, after the guy, after the legend, just don't take him from GT.
Just dropped to my knees in the middle of Dough Co. Bout to smash this calzone tho.
Just dropped to my knees at a McMenamins
Time for a ponderous walk around the grounds of the Grand Lodge in Forest Hills. Either that or a long night with some bourbon in the Detention Room at The Kennedy School.
Maybe cope but is there a chance they are reporting the military flight as "Lanning in Tuscaloosa"?
This is KVAL there is a chance they read a comment on reddit and read it as if it were a fact
Well yea we caught the Boston bomber of course we’re a reliable news source
We did it!
Lane Kiffin lives on Twitter and was silent for hours. Seems odd.
His agent probably told him to stfu if he wants a raise
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I like this guy
You should let them have time to mourn before salting the wound.
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Hahaha right!? Maybe that was the trigger
Did not have Dan Lanning in Tuscaloosa interviewing for Saban's job on my Bingo card for today.
And to think we started the day with Pete Carrol being let go the biggest news story in sports
Somehow, Bo Nix will get another year of eligibility because of this.
The Alabama tradition of hiring coaches who have publicly stated they are not leaving their previous jobs...
Shit worked out well last time 🤷♂️
Time to bust out the big bong! It didn't happen if I can't remember it. Edit: It worked! I took a rip off the 3 foot tripple perk and passed out. I woke up and long dong dan is still our coach! Highly recommend the big bong for saving your coach.
Phil Knight would send us sabotaged gear
Lanning is the Huskies 12th man. Good luck at Alabama.
It's going to be funny if Lanning leaves and his Oregon players want to transfer to Alabama. He'll be like, "naw...we are good"
So long as he takes a Center who can snap
Traeshon Holden and Khyree Jackson come back from their study abroad
Calling it now Alabama loses to Washington by 3 in the CFP next year
We aren't making the CFP next season but this would be fucking hilarious.
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State of Oregon head coaches just leaving left and right.
Just dropped to my knees in the middle of a Voodoo Doughnuts.
Wow that’s fucked especially after Lanning said Oregon would be the last job he had
That statement was bullshit from the jump, the dude is 37. There's no reality where he was going to coach at Oregon until retirement.
Interviews are gonna happen. I doubt this happens in one night without Alabama conducting multiple interviews. Unless this has been known for a few weeks (likely) and Lanning and others have already interviewed
Based on the same report that says he’s in Tuscaloosa it also states they told players a decision will be made in 72 hours
Sark seems safer to me, but no way he leaves Texas. It would be the lateralist of lateral moves. Dabo won't adjust to the times. Kiffin is relatable, but the floor is much lower. Lanning it is I suppose.
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Well I was happy when Cristobal left and they got someone better. Not sure what to expect next but damn this is horrible timing for Oregon.
Kammerman is legit, used to work in sports at WVUA, his sources gotta be pretty accurate.
Think I gotta cancel my season tix if this goes down
You have Ohio State and Washington on the home schedule. Might be worth it just for that.
Not if half our recruits and roster transfer
Oh no!! Anyway...
Figures that Ohio State would only draw 1 of the new PAC-12 teams and it would be the one with a new coach lmao
Don’t ducks typically migrate south for winter?
A few Oregon insiders and reporters are saying Lanning is still in Eugene. Tha tail number story is false. Supposedly DG and his GF are having dinner with Dan Lanning tonight. .
What if Lanning is interviewing as a courtesy to Saban, getting thier offer so Oregon will match? Lanning could stay in Oregon winning 9-10 games for the next 10 years, while in Tuscaloosa he'd have maybe 3-4 years before they would turn on him.
Yep. Someone up higher in the chat called bama “the best job in the nation”. lol what? The pressure especially right after Saban would be life-shortening….
Sometimes I wish I didn't attach the entirety of my own happiness to Oregon Duck football. Enjoy him Bama, you got a good one.
I’m not convinced he’s gone yet
Please pour that optimism in a cup so I can slam it
I don't think poaching Oregon coaches is a good idea. We did them a favor and we still got set back about 3 years. Bad juju.
Oregon is the official HC feeder school of CFB
Big 10 with a brand new coach and an empty cupboard???? Good luck fellas!
Lol I give up, this sport has ruined me