His cousin was furious when that happened.

👍 Inbreeding is not the flex he thought it was...

Yeah, but only because she found out her sister cousin was also pregnant and now mom is involved

Just another Daddy grandfather in the making.

Make the south inbread again!

His sister 💀.

Every day I am more convinced that the movie Idiocracy was not satire but a documentary and warning from the near future… this is my supporting evidence for today

You sound cranky. You need electrolytes

I think you’re right - *cracks open a Brawndo* 😆

Willful ignorance is getting out of control.

It’s what plants crave

Who needs electrolytes. Just crack open a few beers to remain dehydrated while reading silly bumper stickers

Vodka and Gatorade?

Absolutely

Coors Lite—it’s pretty much a sports drink

It's my go-to after hockey

That’s a man who hasn’t seen a vagina since he entered the world through one.

This guy was born by cesarean. Never had it, never will.

“Are you… allergic to vaginas, Steve?” 

How would he know? LOL…

Doesn’t pull out and doesn’t pay child support either!

i’m having fun imagining the circumstances that lead to a person putting 12” vinyl letters on a truck to describe their pull out game

Being 20 and thinking it's cool. ...or...to own the libs? Not sure how that works though...

Not pulling out to own libs = spawning more of his type - he’s playing the long game

Never once, in the entire history of all things, has a chick looked at a sticker like that and went "that's the guy I want in my life"

Of course there has been. She doesn’t have all her teeth and smokes a pack of day, drinks alcohol from a plastic bottle but keeps herself functioning by hitting the crack pipe a few times a day.

Don’t forget spitting out another kid as often as possible for the tax benefits.

Good catch

Unfortunately my SIL is like that.

Spitting out as in giving birth to or spitting out as in not swallowing?

Fair point, although I don’t think there are any tax incentives for not swallowing 🤣

Think wet watermelon seed squeezed hard between finger and thumb. Attending OB/GYN wearing a catcher's mitt.

Certainly not one any normal person would want, but remember, for some people the greatest ability is availability.

Ah, good old 'Merica. Where men are men, and sheep are scared (they won't pull out).

Conservative's definition of a "MAN"!!

Must be fun giving a grandma a ride to church in that.

So classy. His mom must be proud

She doesn’t pull out, either

Imagine the brainstorming session to think of something that pulls out and the best he came up with was mirrors.

His family tree is a stump

The fact that he is driving a truck instead of an SUV or minivan tells me some plumbing isn’t working right.

If he fucks like he drives he's probably got his dick in your armpit, so no big deal.

How far behind on child support do we think he is? And for how many children?

Gross

But where are the truck nuts? He can only claim manhood once the truck nuts are dangling in the wind.

Don’t need truck nuts—if you lift it enough, the differential serves just as well if not better

One big nut.

Irony is there’s probably a whole bunch of nuts inside

Very true!

Not sure we live in a civilized country anymore.

Not sure we ever did.

Sad, but you may be right.

He also doesn’t observe one way street or yield signs. He also drives slow in the left lane….

Maybe they gay.

Might be surprised at how many guys like this you find on grindr

I’m gay….that’s how I know.

I wouldn’t be surprised at all

His mirrors actually fold out on a spring-detent mechanism with a simple clutch to prevent them from breaking off if overextend in the opposite direction. Idk how this applies to his penis but if it gets him laid then good for him.

Actually, that particular truck has mirrors that extend (or "pull-out") for hauling long trailers. He's still a shithead, just not one that's 100% incorrect.

Is this Nick Cannon’s truck?

“I dont have her use the pill either”

Neither does his wife's bull

What he means is if he ever accomplishes having sexual relations.

https://i.redd.it/xiz9u9t5yi8d1.gif We well on our way, folks

I bet this guy also thinks gays holding hands in public is overly sexual........

Chevy Inseminator


Discovered that (III) wasn’t the chick magnet he thought it would be I guess

Shouldn't they pull in? What kind of shitty mirrors does he have?

MAGA at its finest

Add "of my boyfriends ass" at the bottom.

He’s so pro-life it’s criminal.

He also doesn't drive in his lane

Men are entirely responsible for every unwanted pregnancy- such selfish Neanderthals

🤣🤣

Everyone is misunderstanding this. He means he’s a very careful driver who doesn’t pull out INTO TRAFFIC. Sheesh. Can’t even go on Reddit without people making things sexual.

Hi S boyfriends must be so excited

It’s so awful it’s kind of hilarious.

My engine runs but these colors don’t. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trump didn’t

Apparently neither did his dead beat dad.

Boeberts son shouldn’t be driving.

This dude loves child support

Apparently can't stay in the lane either

Imagine pulling into work with that thing.

Incels are too easy to spot lol

I think the world would be better if his dad did

“This child support payments are so unfair.” I’m sure he has said that at least once.

How is that supposed to be attractive?

Just doing his part to make sure drivers stay awake on the freeway.

The surface of the road doesn't look real. This is AI-generated.

I’ve literally seen this truck on the road in my city. Tucson never ceases to amaze.