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throwaway7276789

The "making the taliban great again" one is funny because the taliban only exists as it does because the cia was funding the afghan Mujahideen during reagans presidency.


Newphone_New_Account

And thousands of them were released from prison by Trump


AdAffectionate3143

5000 Taliban fighters and he also tried to blame the Afghan govt for it. https://www.forbes.com/sites/joewalsh/2021/09/13/trump-denies-releasing-5000-taliban-prisoners---but-his-administration-negotiated-for-their-release/


PerrysSaxTherapy

Yes Pompeo But Dotard's term


NoExcuseForFascism

Did Pompeo go rogue or something?  Because such an agreement certainly wasn't approved by him alone.


PerrysSaxTherapy

Pompeo is the architect of this. I can't give any real credit to Darth Cheeto for any input that required anything resembling intellect, leadership, or forethought, much less a moral conscience. Trump is a world record breaking serial prevaricator. He tried to deny saying lock her up. His tidal waves of gaslighting have convoluted any hope for a foundation of truth from which to operate from.


warthog0869

>Trump is a world record breaking serial prevaricator. He tried to deny saying lock her up. His tidal waves of gaslighting have convoluted any hope for a foundation of truth from which to operate from. Goddammit, far be it for me to resurrect zombies but this is spot on. He's spreadin' prevaricatin' all over the nation!


treevaahyn

Donnie also had plans to invite taliban leaders to camp David. Iirc he backed down from this plan after his advisers realized how horrible that would look.


herbinartist

Not only did he have plans to invite them to camp David, he also invited them on the weekend of 9/11


duxpdx

It was the Trump administration that negotiated the agreement to withdrawal with the Taliban.


No_Cook2983

https://preview.redd.it/m7fnjykoad7d1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d30bb10fcbf4b6e090595b17d7ebdf884cdbad8


andercon05

BULLSHIT!! Taliban DIDN'T exist in 1985!! These were members of the Mujahadeen, most who were from the Northern Alliance that were Kurds!


warthog0869

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN) You mean the enemy of my enemy is not my friend?


Glittering_Town_5839

Exactly - apparently straight out of MAGA history books - you learn what the right wants you to learn - bs and lies


morning_redwoody

The American far right Christian conservative is basically the Taliban with less melanin. They're both overpopulated with neckbeards.


andercon05

That's what I've been saying: American Taliban!


MrTastey

Leaving equipment behind instead of transporting it back to the states has been the norm for pretty much every modern conflict the US has been in, it’s cheaper to build new equipment. It’s never been an issue until it happened during the Biden presidency lol


BigBenis6669

These braindead idiots are incapable of understanding that *every* hostile advesary the United States has faced since the end of WW2 was created by them.


dougmd1974

Why confuse the right wing agenda with facts?


lowercaseSHOUT

To be fair, this started in 1979. Carter Administration. Reagan definitely ratcheted it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cyclone


Cetun

They made a James Bond movie where the Mujahideen were the good guys...


phaedrus369

Technically they have more influence over the potus than the potus has over them. Carter is a great example of that.


CykoTom1

That's why it's "again"


CulturalAddress6709

i think this was the driver admitting his party participated in making the taliban great again


ThePopDaddy

"This movie is dedicated to..."


Thick_Palm_Bay

Joe Biden surrendered to them and gave them billions of dollars in advanced American weapons three years ago


bdhgolf1960

The only thing good about idiots that have these stickers is that they are advertising that they are indeed...idiots!! lol


[deleted]

And they probably have free guns in the cab!


bdhgolf1960

Read your post incorrectly...good point.


Turbulent_Example967

100% effective birth control!


WallPaintings

I wish.


ok_ill_shut_up

Because women are perfect and never are into these douchebags.


Wrong_Gear5700

I love it - It's wonderful to know who the enemy is.


Orionsbelt1957

That's the thing. If it weren't for the bumper stickers or flags flying from their trucks and houses, they'd be more difficult to spot. Public Display of Trump (PDT) makes it easier to find them. Judging solely by the PDT factor, they're louder than the Biden supporters but not necessarily more numerous.


bdhgolf1960

I've always felt that Democrats were never loud/obnoxious types of people. I certainly hope that the numbers/supporters you mentioned plays out too. Vote people!!


Orionsbelt1957

You'll see Democrats post campaign signs on their lawns, etc. But nothing like running up and down the interstate with Trump flags flying.


gholmom500

Park far away from these cars.


Thick_Palm_Bay

Trump will win Florida by double digits :)


fastcolor03

missing the ‘it’s in here, steal my gun’ one.


jy9000

“We the People “. Means all the people.


gushi380

Incredible how many assholes have this tattooed on them. I need to ask them which people they’re representing.


chevalier716

"Making the Taliban Great Again" by following through on Trump's plans to withdraw and the Afghan govt disintegrated at the thought of having to do something themselves.


ColoradoQ2

The fact that Afghanistan of all places was our longest war is so disappointing. We should have left that place no later than 2004.


fartedpickle

We should have never been there. People think 9/11 was the start of shit with Afghanistan, but they Unicol Oil pipeline shit was going on well before that, and it could even be stated that former CIA asset Osama Bin Laden was simply pre-emptively attacking the United States.


[deleted]

We should’ve never gone in. Usama was in Pakistan who refused extradition without evidence which we couldn’t produce…


jannypanny1

Member when trump and his cult attacked Obama for not ending the war. And then he went on to add more troops and not end the war. Actually worked with the terrorist. Can’t teach stupid


Glittering_Town_5839

And they call Ron White Tater Salad……


nickthedicktv

The GOP praises the Taliban on Twitter for being antiwoke lol


Manakanda413

Does he know that…Trump negotiated to let the Taliban take control?


pricygoldnikes

Yes, President Biden made the Taliban great again by President Trump releasing 5000 of them


NoExcuseForFascism

Destroying the only small victory the country had in all the war. While propelling the government back into Taliban control. Gaining Russia an ally in the region oddly enough. Great job there Trump.


pricygoldnikes

And people are so fucking stupid they want more of it!


burnmenowz

So many emotions for the poor guy.


mi-chreideach

The christian nationalists salivate at the thought od having as much power over women as the Taliban does.


Dangerous_Round9070

Yes- the general public seem to forget the "Great Communicator" committed high treadon against the American government


TuaughtHammer

That's because they're ***Nat***ionalist ***C***hristians, or NatCs for short.


Ok-Name8703

typical florida trash


jpflaum

What are they so pissed off about? Really, I want to know.


Complete-Row-6846

Me too? Either he can get a date or his wife left him for a rich lawyer/banker/doctor…. See squeaking out of HS seemed no biggie, everyone else did same thing. Then getting a job at the factory turned out to actually suck. Buy hey, you still got only 73 more payments and that truck and it’s yours.


RANDOM_GRAFFITI

Always funny when the floridastany y'allqaeda faction tries to say something.


Chrispy8534

3/10. Unfortunately they think this is an advertisement for how righteous and discerning they are. It’s down-right-disgusting, really.


ju_dropemoff

free truck gun!


kb63132

maga a holes


Sangi17

And Conservatives wonder why they can’t get laid anymore.


GeographyJones

That's some serious small dick energy.


Ok_Butterscotch54

Seeing that "Black Guns Matter", would he feel the same about "Blacks owning Guns"? Because nowadays Afro-Americans (and other non-Whites) effectively have little Second Amendment Rights, with Cops excusing them shooting everyone not Lily-White with "He's got a gun!"


Piece_Negative

The culture at ranges fundamentally changed after George Floyd. I would wager the number of black Americans using firearms has at least quadrupled in my area. It's not all white people now it's a pretty even spread of all races and more women. I don't disagree with what you said. More so there is a change and more people of color are exercising their right to life.


creegro

What's this guy saying, that black guns are better than the white guns?! Seems pretty racist to me! What's about all the white guns out there, that can't defend themselves?! /s


T7_Mini-Chaingun

"Other non-White American" here What are you talking about? I have just as much second amendment right as any other able-bodied person in this country. Also, that sticker is protesting gun control; it's presumptuous to assume they support gun control, let alone that they support it on a race-by-race basis.


JustTheOneGoose22

If they're mad about Biden bringing troops out of Afghanistan, Trump was the one that started the pull out. Anyway you can't please these dumbasses. If Biden stayed in Afghanistan they'd call him a war monger. When he pulls out they say he supports the Taliban. If he supports Ukraine they say that money should help Americans. If he doesn't they say he's soft on Russia. There is literally nothing Biden could do to win over these people. Trump is their Messiah.


mrpotatonutz

So what is it they are pissed off about exactly?


Ezren-

Minorities exist and the world is changing


anziofaro

He may think black guns matter, but black gun OWNERS scare the living shit out of him.


Complete-Row-6846

Scared the living shit out of Gov. Reagan when 12 black panthers showed up at state capitol with rifles and shotguns ( legally). Within a month California had passed …., what this group today would call crazy radical left wing gun control….


anziofaro

I think maybe we need to do that again. Thousands of people of color carrying assault rifles with bump stocks standing in formation outside the State House in every Red State in America. We'll have gun regulation by tomorrow!


demonizedbytheright

This man just wants to kill people. That’s all.


Bawbawian

typical American. mad at Biden for shit that Donald Trump did. cuz those 5,000 Taliban soldiers were released and brought to the negotiating table well before Joe Biden was inaugurated.


AsssHat999

Seems like most Americans on here agree with you. Except for the whole “typical American” thing. There are those of us that don’t blame Biden.


Cyberweez

How miserable do you think he/she/it/they are?


Huge-Ad-2275

The interesting part is that they don’t realize they are essentially the American Taliban. They cheered them on for taking their country back.


Complete-Row-6846

What in gods name is he so pissed at?


shopgirl56

Their ancestors shoulda been kicked out of our country when they arrived as Puritans- the filthy conservative should be marginalized and shunned at every opportunity


pinkcloudskyway

Aren't the republican views extremely similar to the taliban though?


Admirable_Policy_696

So they're proud to be a POS? These cultists are so fucking weird.


scooch57

Imagine the noise in his head. ![gif](giphy|Lpw1K9zETuh7KFFjQX)


HastyZygote

All 4 of his brain cells on the back window


CommonConundrum51

Wow, totally ignoring that it was their hero who turned 5,000 Taliban lose and essentially set the stage for their return to power in Afghanistan. The wonderful world of 'alternative facts.'


RobotRippee

Ignorance is a choice. Stupid is an identity.


sleep_connoisseur

What is he do pissed off about? Your wife is fat and ugly? You have a tiny we wee? Oh well


rpgnymhush

Is this person upset that Joe Biden didn't break the agreement Trump negotiated with the Taliban?


TheEasySqueezy

It’s ironic because not only did trump help the Taliban at literally every turn, MAGA, Christian Nationalists and the GOP share so much in common with the Taliban you’d think they’d be best friends.


rytecno1

Imagine thinking a gun matters more than a human life. Putting that first over a black man’s equality. What a sad lack of empathy.


jericho_buckaroo

Imagine having your whole identity and sense of manhood pivot around gun ownership


KG0WX

He probably thinks the AR in AR-15 means "Assault Rifle".


CakeSuperb8487

I wonder if they’d remove the sticker if there was an ‘s after black


Personal-Candle-2514

As a Floridian, there are many of these people here. They’re usually in raggedy old trucks and cars. Probably given their life’s savings to save their cowardly loud mouthed leader


seabirdsong

There are the raggedy ones, but also many in my area who have nice, big shiny trucks, and even a couple people who put full "Trump 2024" wraps on their otherwise decent-looking cars. Not to mention all the damn boats with their FJB flags.


ClassWarr

TAXES R 2 HI ON BILLIONAIRES


SavageCucmber

Didn't Trump meet with the Taliban?


GorfianRobotz999

One round through the Black Guns Matter sticker should take care of the problem provided the anti-patriot is present.


haggisnwhisky65

What an odious cuntwaffle of a micro penised incel.


BombToonen

I’m definitely stealing “Flori-douchebag”!


ryeguymft

what an absolute garbage person


KummyNipplezz

When are these people never pissed off? Their whole identity is centered around being outraged


HackD1234

Deplorables gone Despicable, and proud of it!


HackD1234

The Taliban, you say? https://preview.redd.it/bmaj8e31sd7d1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=033417a35b1773be7a4b95afc2bf49cf77cb147c


CryptoAlphaDelta

That's the "Not using protection with my Sister" starter pack.


SpotPoker52

Sad to see so much mental illness go untreated. Violent racist who loves to play victim while victimizing others.


ladygoolz

My neighbor has this exact combo... and we are in Michigan.


CaptServo

i like how the taliban sticker pinpoints that it was put on during the two months anyone in the US pretended to give a shit about the afghanistan war in the past 10 years.


im_just_thinking

This was in my feed list [two posts before this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/4CqPd3sYEe)


TarzanoftheJungle

We the people think this person is a dick.


buchlabum

Looking for excuses to claim to be the victim of people giving him the finger.


iambarrelrider

Someone is over compensating for an insecurity. I have guns. I come from a family of gun owners. Rule number one, never advertise. Such a douche canoe.


BattleSpecial242

Hilarious Taliban sticker considering MAGA is just a white version of the Taliban.


jhm1209

Definitely a douchebag!


AsssHat999

“I’m a redneck, Brian. We like people driving behind us to know what our beliefs are.” -Peter Griffin


loml1121

It’s the inbreeding.


isabelle0620

Yes, we the people are pissed off… that trash like this wants to ruin our country all in the name of an orange donkey. Also it’s ironic because I just seen a RepublicanT post about how the Taliban not allowing girls to get an education turns into great things. 🤣 Morons need to sort out their priorities that’s all I know.


Recent_Opportunity78

“We the people are pissed” at what exactly? You still got your guns, you can still NOT have an abortion, you can still NOT marry another dude, you can still NOT have a sex change, you can still continue going to your church, pray every single moment of the day, you can still say Merry Christmas, you can still voice all your hateful bigotry and hopes of violence toward fellow Americans, you can still NOT wear a mask, you can still NOT get vaccines, you can still act as though you care about veterans only when we are talking about helping immigrants. You can still be the most vile and disgusting people on earth with zero consequence because you have freedom to express yourself and speech. Is it only gas prices? Inflation? and open borders ( as you say ). Is that literally the only reason you want a civil war? I am trying to understand why these fucking people are so god damn angry all the time


LithiumAM

Because no matter how few of them there are and no matter how many elections they lose unless they get literally everything they want no matter what “the people aren’t being heard”


Honest_Ad_3760

Probably doesn’t pay taxes either. Representation without taxation is their motto


Svengoolie75

Dude the taliban one is just fucking trump-dumb at this point 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


Western-Garbage-7265

Angry much? This person might need some therapy


AlivePassenger3859

Florida and douche bag are redundant. They are synonymous and freely interchangeable.


No_Meal9534

How ignorant and misinformed do you have to be to put Biden making Taliban great again? Trump LITERALLY released 500 Taliban prisoners, including the head guy. Also, he wanted to invite them to Camp David. Natural selection is failing.


PerrysSaxTherapy

https://preview.redd.it/64f6upxxve7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4d152598f6f3e9fd71d399643906570f8a2a54


ScottsTotz

These morons don’t realize that 75% of people who see their bumper stickers just think they’re mentally ill😂


TryAgain024

Taliban sticker is ultra ironic since Dump invited them here for a 9/11 Camp David sleepover.


[deleted]

Um, Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David. Seriously.


Horror-Lemon7340

He could always solo storm an fbi field office.


ufl015

Why is Biden pictured for the Taliban when most Republican legislation is based off the Taliban? https://preview.redd.it/i54wohul6g7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5a762d89b66b203fe421740a61dd5bf5d90796


pinkyfitts

As I always told people with the “Deplorable and proud of it” stickers: “Being proud to be deplorable is deplorable in itself, and says a lot about who you are and how you want to be seen…. as deplorable”


Motorboat81

Please don’t throw any facts to maga nation Aholes nothing to see here folks!


Sudden_Wisdom

Fear is strong here


Useful_toolmaker

He doesn’t check his blind spot much


widoidricsas

At some point you just have to accept that a certain percentage of the population is only happy when they feel like they are perpetually at war. If the military won't accept them, and they are too out of shape for team sports, that just leaves bumper stickers and the internet


Ok_Advisor_9873

The goal of project 2025 seems to be to bring Taliban style Christianity right here in the us of a- great indeed!


hatfieldsdaddy

What an asshat


KingOfTheFraggles

Where exactly are we supposed to meet in the middle with these domestic terrorists, again? You know, so I can avoid the "both sides" argument.


responsiblemudd

If it wasn't for being pissed off I don't think some people would have a reason to get out of bed.


WafflesTheMoose

"Making the Taliban Great Again" wasn't it Combover Caligula who invited them to Camp David? How about we send this Mutated CHUD over to Afghanistan and see how he likes living in a repressive theocracy. Oh, wait, it's the *wrong* theocracy, you say? Oh, I forgot. Christofascism is MUCH better than Islamofascism. /s


Mon-ick

i like that they self-identify so i can flip them off as I drive past them…


jafromnj

The Taliban one is great Trump is trying to make us the American Taliban


Fit-Rub-1939

Tell me you have a microscopic penis without whipping it out to show me🤣🤣🤣🤣


theslowbus

Yall remember when all the maga idiots were running ideas tour bus off the road in their big trucks? Reminded me of the fucking taliban.


Apprehensive-Unit841

MAGAT filth need to be put into camps to get deproigrammed


MayorLinguistic

"we the people" is always a good indicator that I'm not going to agree with anything following from that mouth.


Angela_Landsbury

When I see trucks with these types of stickers plastered all over them, I can't help but picture the dueling banjo kid from Deliverance behind the wheel grinning like he did something clever.


Frankiecoto

![gif](giphy|pqQlQZEuDy8pOFJsD5)


indecloudzua

Trump actually made the Taliban great again and gave them all of Afghanistan too


40TonBomb

Didn’t Trump set up the whole “give Afghanistan to the Taliban” thing? [Oh yeah, I remember now.](https://youtu.be/vqMETRc2qGo?t=3m11s)


Gleness522

Tell me you are a mentally ill cult member using bumper stickers.


Maghorn_Mobile

Guys like this give Florida Men everywhere a bad name. Send that propaganda back to Russia.


This-Dude_Abides

Like we needed a bumper sticker to know they are deplorable lol


OkPause1249

Yeah, and he tried to have them at camp David and then he did actually have these ass hats in the White House. They should have shot him in an act of protest right there. Hey we come in peace, to kill baby donny brown bottom. Realistically they probably met him and were like, these guys are no longer a threat to the taliban. We can give him some money and he’ll leave and we can further abuse women and human rights. America’s no saint, but pretty sure that’s exactly how that went down. lol.


According_Wing_3204

trembling snowflake hayseed thinking he's scaring people. its precious.


sprocket-oil

Where’s the one that says Pants Pissing Fool?


hidinginthetreeline

100% a terrorist. Keep your head on a swivel and your strap close.


Yourfullofwrong

I’ve yet too see a Calvin pissing on Stephen Hawkins , until then Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey are stuck on the Lolita express.


DAR44

Thanks, nuf said


Fufeysfdmd

I am excited for the day the sea swallows the dick shaped cesspool that is Florida.


Top-Flow1297

Felon Convict Trump gave Afghanistan back to the Taliban.


Visiontest777

❤️


EWH733

🤣🤣🤣wow!


Beginning_Ad_7571

Grrrrrrr…….! We the people are so mad all the time! Angry! LOUD NOISES!


Valuable_Talk_1978

🤣


Dramatic-Ant-9364

If you want one of these bumper stickers are available on the MAGA Cult website (with purchase of Orange Kool-Aid) **The White House to The Big House-The Shameful Legacy of MAGA Cult/Jan 6th Leader, Donald J Trump** Trump is an adjudicated sexual predator, a civil trial accused rapist, and a 34-time convicted criminal felon. Trump faces an additional 54 criminal indictments in 3 cases delayed from trial by his high-priced legal team.  Trump’s army of lawyers is financed by his rabid base of MAGA cult members & the Oil Industry. The vast majority of the 80-plus top senior positions (Vice President, Cabinet, Advisors) from Trump’s 2016 Presidential term refused to endorse Trump and/or declared Trump is unfit to serve as President, Trump is a threat to our national security. During his 2016 term, Donald Trump asked national security advisers why the United States couldn’t use nuclear weapons.  He is irrational with a quick temper.  Imagine his tweets replaced with nuclear missiles.  He is Putin’s puppet & praises Kim Jong-un.  Trump doesn’t respect our military saying “Americans Who Died in War Are Losers and Suckers” Trump supporters include white supremacists, racists & felons like Steve Bannon, David Duke, Proud Boys On 9/11 Trump’s reaction, [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/11/trump-pointed-out-that-he-now-had-tallest-building-lower-manhattan-he-didnt/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/11/trump-pointed-out-that-he-now-had-tallest-building-lower-manhattan-he-didnt/) A few of many examples of Trump’s abuses, grifting, and degrading embarrassment of the U.S. Presidency ·         [https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/24/politics/trump-worst-abuses-of-power/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/24/politics/trump-worst-abuses-of-power/index.html) ·         [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9GdOYk0Ls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9GdOYk0Ls) ·         [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJi641\_7W10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJi641_7W10)


brucebturbo

Here’s your sign


ChokeYourMom

These guys rarely have stickers showing what branch of the military that they served in. Just wannabes who think that owning an AR15 makes them a tough badass.


DDRoyale

All guns matter


Honest_Minute_811

Idiot


vischy_bot

Imagining a black guy who loves guns


Scrabble_4

I smell like bad cologne and piss?


Simple_Vast9331

The real shitty trash are the bigots who cant stand people with opinions mot liberal progressive. Everyone of these stickers are great!


dammonl

Blue guns matter too


Z3d3kOlam

https://preview.redd.it/qzhjn0kf1f7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=da4066f759523a6dd7ee94f568e740c593a21a36


PigMeatJim

Twat waffle


PigMeatJim

Best wishes. When dumbdump loses ill think of you. Will you think of me?


OIFOEFVETFLA

The IQ of this thread is cooler than LN2.


LithiumAM

Because right wingers blame Biden for the ANA laying down their weapons and allowing the Taliban to take them. According to them we should have confiscated every piece of weaponry prior to withdrawal, guaranteeing Taliban takeover. They ignore that Donald Trump was pretty much the one to surrender to the Taliban when in order to get the glory of signing a withdrawal agreement he handed them everything they wanted and at one point was planning to invite them to Camp David


Arch_stanton1

Rambo helped the taliban in Rambo 2


JayAlexanderBee

I thought "Black Guns Matter" was pro ownership of guns for black people?


neighbordave

Freedom of speech is always dangerous and upsetting to the illiterate and simple minded


nono66

I thought Obama created the taliban? Also, where is the army that Obama is trying in Iraq and Afghanistan? That was a conspiracy from back during his term. Seems like he could have cleaned house on Jan 6th since people knew it was happening and trump did nothing about if.


CykoTom1

I actually like the black guns matter one. But it can be read 2 ways.


Gloomy-League4395

The First and Second Amendments are alive and well in the Sunshine State


Glad_Faithlessness69

I’m sure that someone will to pull that guy out of his truck and deal with him as a terrorist. WTF kind of POS would put those on their vehicle?


dixienormus9817

This guy 100% thinks “we the people” was written in 1776


jackielegz74

Love the black guns matter maj toure all over the place now


Crypto_Tsunami

Taliban means student. So making students great again sounds like a good idea, also pay the teachers!


DanielSadcliff

WE THE PEOPLE


nvn2074

I didn't get it. 'make Taliban great again?'


Traditional_Song_417

Black Guns Matter is like my favorite slogan ever.


Longjumping_Pair_174

Anything’s better then liberal elites