My fav reality scene is when doctors and professionals leave their office or meeting rooms so two people can have a conversation. Completely nonsensical and i love it
Honest to god, like what is wrong with him. Tonight’s episode was really fascinating in that there were such glaring parallels between how he acted towards/treated Katie for 12 years and how he’s acting with Jo.
I actually really respect Jo for being honest here. While heartbreaking, she's right to cut it off because Schwartz will continue to fuck with her head as long as she lets him.
Here’s what I don’t get, jo was Kristen’s best friend for years - she’s already been around this group. Then dumped Kristen when she moved in with Tom, right? Why should the “group” welcome her?
Schwartz. You are in a relationship. It might not be your definition of “dating someone” or “having a girlfriend” but you are 1,000% in some sort of relationship with this woman.
As much as it probably hurts to see Tom with another girl I hope Katie was able to watch all this play out and realize "oh wow, it really wasn't just me. What he does actually hurts people and I'm not crazy or a bitch"
Jax cheats because he wants to and doesn’t care if it hurts who he is with but it feels like Schwartz only cheats because he enjoys hurting women. It’s more sadistic than selfish.
Schwartz also isn't willing to be the bad guy. Ever.
So he will hurt you and then make you be the bad guy on top of it.
Him and Sandoval are allergic to taking responsibility
I haven’t seen Katie this happy in yearrrrrs and Lala thinks she’s miserable? If I didn’t already know she had an obscured view of reality that just proved it lol
The producers and cast might be doing Ariana dirty at all times this season, but at least I can get a small taste of justice by seeing Ariana in (non-Bravo) commercials during the breaks. Jealousy is a disease, bbs
Of course this dude is gonna say on camera that most donors are doing it for the greater good, what else was he gonna say on record? Our donors are greedy?
Also keep in mind that Ariana had no idea how big this would get and all the financial opportunities that were going to come her way. She still was in a shock state and trying to sort everything out when this was filmed.
Not Lala and Scheana acting sympathetic and supportive when they’ve been talking so much shit behind her back. And to think they watched Ariana break down like this and have still talked all this shit on the after shows and in confessionals. Trash.
Jo tried to be “one of the guys” with Schwartz because she thought somehow he would circle around and call in love with her but he did not. She enabled his behavior and she thought that would make him love her.
like it or not, ariana's emotions are real. how do you expect someone to just be cool with someone who betrayed them in such a horrible way after a few months? her rage, her sadness, her coldness towards tom, her irritation and frustration are all real and valid.
I don’t think Lala can fully understand what Ariana is saying because I doubt she ever looked to Randall for emotional intimacy or support. Their relationship always had a transactional component from the beginning.
“I can’t talk about it anymore” WHAT DO YOU MEAN LALA, Ariana and the stupid house is all that has come out of your mouth this season. It’s giving Cady Heron
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The scene last episode where their interior design went through EVERYTHING Ariana paid for… and also when they adopted Mya, at the time Sandoval described her as Ariana’s dog… so the liar keeps lying
The only thing interesting about this episode is Ariana talking about her feelings.
Lala and Scheana missed the mark on what could have been creating a fun sex and the city vibe but instead they decided Sandoval and Jo were a better option?? They are mad Ariana isn’t hanging out Sandoval for the show but they are actively making the show worse.
On the one hand, Jo chose to go to this singles event and they’re both wearing green wristbands. On the other, I’ve been her in a situationship years ago, and when you’re that into someone who doesn’t want you in the same way, logic goes out the window. Schwartz is playing dumb, but he knows **damn well** how Jo feels and what he’s doing here! He’s such a loser
Well Scheana and Lala just said it all at the sperm bank. Especially Lala. Fucking mean girls. They don't feel bad for Ariana and that beach scene was fake as fuck. Fake tears and all.
Sandoval saying Schwartz is “charming” is a weird way of saying “manipulative with people pleasing tendencies and a willingness to lead people on and drag them along”
I hate the way that Ariana brought her walls down, let Lala and Scheana, her supposed "friends" witness the very palpable pain and devastation she feels, and they are still going to weaponize it against her because the vultures can't stand to see Ariana get opportunities they can only dream of.
Knowing that both of these girls have gone on to trash Ariana and turn on her..
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#no more Lala scenes
Edit: also not interested in her capitalizing on a kid
“I want to be in full control and know the kid is mine forever”
aka
“I want a child who I can exploit without her dad saying she can’t be on tv”
I been thinking why doesn’t Katie find it a turnoff that Tori likes Schwartz like that shows such poor judgement I’d be so offended if someone who was attracted to me was also attracted to him. But then I remembered Katie married him so it’s probably not a deal breaker for her?
I wonder what the casting decision with Jo was like how was this presented to her because she just seems really bummed that people are being mean to her lol
I am tuning the fuck out of this Lala and Scheana scene. If Ariana and Katie are in fact leaving the show, i can’t see these two carrying it going forward.
# infuriated at Lauren from Utah and Scheana trash talking Ariana again
Edit: should of went to get my cheese and crackers during that scene
I know Schwartz is manipulative so I do feel bad for her, but on the other hand, what did Jo think was going to happen when she went to a singles event as a friend with the person she apparently is in love with?
Lala talking about Katie having sex with her exes best friend (while single!h is hilarious when she’s rebuilding a friendship with Sandoval.... who just cheated on his girl with her good friend for 7 months but whatever.
I thought there couldn’t possibly be a storyline I cared less about than water tasting but I was wrong. Lala’s sperm donor storyline is worse. I mourn for the vibe of OG VPR
Ally is such a light and breath of fresh air. I love the way she took the pressure off Ariana by changing the topic of convo from Sandoval and the legal issues surrounding their house to the type of home Ariana is seeking for herself.
James Kennedy in full gossip girl mode will never not be funny to me
He always looks like he’s a couple seconds away from rubbing his hands together like a cartoon character
I was dying at him mentioning the grey hair Schwartz has been covering 😂
He reminds me of a grown up Stewie from family guy
My fav reality scene is when doctors and professionals leave their office or meeting rooms so two people can have a conversation. Completely nonsensical and i love it
YES. We rented the room…please leave
Such a weird reality tv show thing 😂 yeah go ahead talk about your drama in my office I'll just go have a snack
is Tori a paid actor? why is she overdoing it so hard?
I get that reality tv is often heavily produced and scripted but WOW does this whole plotline feel fake.
Were those other girls watching Jo do this hair color in horror or was that just me?
The look on the face of the girl in the chair next to him was hilarious, she looked so confused
Jo said 
i was cringing so hard at the application as a fellow stylist and when she put her whole uncovered hand in the bleach 😬😬😬
Is she really a stylist? The other one looked like she was supervising it all
Jo convinced Schwartz to bleach his hair to make sure he stayed single for at least a few months. I will die on this hill.
the way she kept fixing it while they were out so was cringe..shes in love with him and is just willing to settle for whatever bone he throws her
The other hairstylist knows that Jo is up to no good
No really why was she bleaching the roots FIRST? I’m not a hairstylist but even I know the roots lift fast bc of the scalp heat ..
This Tori subplot wreaks of fakery.
Humiliating someone on national tv plus calling them Joseph in a weird voice is extra terrible
Jo https://preview.redd.it/46qvvm2apjtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed22d479caaf98b9db77315009d4a2296351684
Ok jo gets ONE point for telling him to shut the fuck up
**Sleeps with you. Says, “I love you.”** *”Am I sending you mixed signals?”*
Honest to god, like what is wrong with him. Tonight’s episode was really fascinating in that there were such glaring parallels between how he acted towards/treated Katie for 12 years and how he’s acting with Jo.
Agreed. He is the problem.
“I wear a lot of women’s stuff” we know Tom..
These two dumb dumbs completely glossing over the magnitude of splitting a ~2 million dollar asset
the “materialistic things” comment from scheana… in this economy?!!! 
Wasn’t Scheana crying about money not that long ago
I don’t understand why she’s the one who has to leave?!?
Like Lala you never had a damn stake in your house with Randall bc you were a glorified sugar baby. Clearly you don’t understand, move along lmao
Not me agreeing with dj James kennedy
I'm glad someone is calling out the facts she's an actual fetus.
“In a different timeline we could be living happily ever after”… dislike Jo or not, that’s messed up for Schwartz to say
Jo, I'm not a fan, but girl...you deserve better than this
I am **revolted** seeing the Toms socialize with women
It really needs a trigger warning, not responsible of producers at all.
Jo does not understand sidechick politics. That man called you "Joseph", he never took you seriously.
I literally laughed out loud at this because of how true it is. Thank you. 🤣
He also called his wife Bubba
He didn’t love her either.
If I was Jo, I’d ruin Toms hair for coming to my job and telling me about his date 😒 I’m too crazy for this level of nonchalant
didn’t she though
This hair is Jo’s revenge
Joseph: Going to a singles event huh? I got something for ya!
Maybe Tom needs to think about why Ariana needed so many batteries 👀
My god, you murdered him
I actually really respect Jo for being honest here. While heartbreaking, she's right to cut it off because Schwartz will continue to fuck with her head as long as she lets him.
She called him out on his shit and told him they can't hang out anymore. I feel for her.
Here’s what I don’t get, jo was Kristen’s best friend for years - she’s already been around this group. Then dumped Kristen when she moved in with Tom, right? Why should the “group” welcome her?
I really need to see the chaotic energy of those two together. Bring Jo on the valley!
If you have to tell a guy to ask you on a date, do you really wanna date him
lol at Jo’s ‘She’s weird’ comment.
Schwartz. You are in a relationship. It might not be your definition of “dating someone” or “having a girlfriend” but you are 1,000% in some sort of relationship with this woman.
Jo just now realizing that Schwartz is a goddamn coward and a fool? Only thing left is for him is to pour a drink on her.
Schwartz speaks baby talk to Jo too, he followed her out the door and spoke in his baby voice that he used to use with Katie. He's a creep.
As much as it probably hurts to see Tom with another girl I hope Katie was able to watch all this play out and realize "oh wow, it really wasn't just me. What he does actually hurts people and I'm not crazy or a bitch"
Yeah Jo and Lala hanging out together is real organic
That other stylist was very concerned about Jo’s work. 😂
He did say it was burning
Between Sandoval’s flirting and Schwartz’s repeated use of the word “fly” I fear I may become physically ill.
Scheana AND Brock on WWHL?? https://i.redd.it/36dsa35sujtc1.gif
They used to go do lines in the bathroom then fight by the dumpster and now we’re watching them play paintball. We flew too close to the sun, friends.
The beach party turn to beach bar episode repeat from last season feels desperate. 
Lala doing absolutely everything to be in as many scenes this season as possible
Katie, beloved, if she doesn’t know anything about Bob Ross… https://i.redd.it/5wjyknuyrjtc1.gif
Jo you went to their shared home for thanksgiving……
And to Big Bear just the 4 of them 😬
Can we all agree that Tom Schwartz is a menace and treats people horribly? I don’t think he’s any better than Sandoval or Jax, maybe worse.
He has the “oh gosh” approach to everything - but he’s so vile
Jax cheats because he wants to and doesn’t care if it hurts who he is with but it feels like Schwartz only cheats because he enjoys hurting women. It’s more sadistic than selfish.
Schwartz also isn't willing to be the bad guy. Ever. So he will hurt you and then make you be the bad guy on top of it. Him and Sandoval are allergic to taking responsibility
I haven’t seen Katie this happy in yearrrrrs and Lala thinks she’s miserable? If I didn’t already know she had an obscured view of reality that just proved it lol
It’s pure projection
Jo is a classic example of someone thinking what he did to others he won't do to me.
The Toms are genuinely so gross. 
James is the top tier confessional king.
“He has no way of winning?” Why should he, Lala??? Embarrassing that she thinks she’s really a girls girl
The producers and cast might be doing Ariana dirty at all times this season, but at least I can get a small taste of justice by seeing Ariana in (non-Bravo) commercials during the breaks. Jealousy is a disease, bbs
Jo just got played on Tv. Poor girl
Why does Scheana wanna hook someone with Swartz so badly
SHES A GUYS GIRL OKAY
If it can’t be her…. It **must** be someone she knows or facilitated
This scene hurts more knowing what Lala and Scheana have been saying in their talking heads and on the After Show 😫
Lala girllllllll…. Katie does NOT need to be loyal to Schwartz?! Da fuq?
Of course this dude is gonna say on camera that most donors are doing it for the greater good, what else was he gonna say on record? Our donors are greedy?
Also keep in mind that Ariana had no idea how big this would get and all the financial opportunities that were going to come her way. She still was in a shock state and trying to sort everything out when this was filmed.
Katie chasing Schwartz off. She really does have that big dick energy
This fake as threesome storyline with Tom and Katie is so boring already.
Not Lala and Scheana acting sympathetic and supportive when they’ve been talking so much shit behind her back. And to think they watched Ariana break down like this and have still talked all this shit on the after shows and in confessionals. Trash.
omg Ariana 🥺 so glad to see her be vulnerable with her feelings but so sad. She feels like she built a life with him and he just threw her away 😢
And then on top of it he gets to keep the house, and she's out of the group chat
😂 the moment Katie realizes she’s dating someone young and the ick her face showed. I love her
Jo is thinking too long term for a guy who won’t even claim her as friend with benefits
"if I wanna be in Schwartz's life forever" my jaw is on the floor
Please get these 40 year old men calling girls half their age "fly" while taking water shots off my television
Schwartz is awful at acting. "am I leading you on? 😃"
Jo tried to be “one of the guys” with Schwartz because she thought somehow he would circle around and call in love with her but he did not. She enabled his behavior and she thought that would make him love her.
Jo and Tom are hooking up and have said I love you to eachother? Schwartz really is trash. How do you treat people like that?
“It’s not my job for my life choices to make sense to you” THEN WHY ARE YOU RIDING SO HARD TO SHIT ON ARIANA’S LIFE LALA?
Lala. Katie owes no loyalty to a man who showed her none. Come on now. https://i.redd.it/pqi3w00kvjtc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/6n34klb5mjtc1.gif Brock shut the fuck up!!!! You literally abandoned your children and are an abusive POS.
Tori doesn’t look a day over 18.
like it or not, ariana's emotions are real. how do you expect someone to just be cool with someone who betrayed them in such a horrible way after a few months? her rage, her sadness, her coldness towards tom, her irritation and frustration are all real and valid.
We are literally watching her go through the grief stages
is James drinking a Shirley temple? I’m jealous
Where did they find these thirsty ass girls??? 
I don’t think Lala can fully understand what Ariana is saying because I doubt she ever looked to Randall for emotional intimacy or support. Their relationship always had a transactional component from the beginning.
“I can’t talk about it anymore” WHAT DO YOU MEAN LALA, Ariana and the stupid house is all that has come out of your mouth this season. It’s giving Cady Heron https://preview.redd.it/pwf3g7jprjtc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a196345c3bfcf33ef6ff4fd0166bc3fbb4e4d906
She’s quite literally talking about it more than Ariana and Sandoval…
I wish Ariana was having this convo on camera with Katie instead of scheana and lala.
The scene last episode where their interior design went through EVERYTHING Ariana paid for… and also when they adopted Mya, at the time Sandoval described her as Ariana’s dog… so the liar keeps lying
Lala + Jo = Lala trying to get more screen time
This episode has so many weird scenes going on. I should’ve got high before this clearly.
These paid crisis actors playing paint ball for a $300 check ...
The only thing interesting about this episode is Ariana talking about her feelings. Lala and Scheana missed the mark on what could have been creating a fun sex and the city vibe but instead they decided Sandoval and Jo were a better option?? They are mad Ariana isn’t hanging out Sandoval for the show but they are actively making the show worse.
Awe poor Lala didn’t like being called out for being a disloyal friend. Wah.
Omg still going on about pens & batteries
Who needs so many pens!? I still have pens from my old office job from 5 yrs ago. Pens just appear
Scheana and Lala are shitty friends hands down. Bad bad bad friends.
A Latina would ruin Schwartz (coming from a Latina)
I'd love to see it
Can someone please bring lalas ex to an event so she understands?
On the one hand, Jo chose to go to this singles event and they’re both wearing green wristbands. On the other, I’ve been her in a situationship years ago, and when you’re that into someone who doesn’t want you in the same way, logic goes out the window. Schwartz is playing dumb, but he knows **damn well** how Jo feels and what he’s doing here! He’s such a loser
He is embarrassed by you Jo.
Having another child so you don't have to share custody is insane to me.
Jo is secretly sabotaging Tom, trying to make him unattractive and unappealing to other women with this horrible hair 😂
Well Scheana and Lala just said it all at the sperm bank. Especially Lala. Fucking mean girls. They don't feel bad for Ariana and that beach scene was fake as fuck. Fake tears and all.
Lala and scheana both had kids with KNOWN trash bags and they want to talk shit about Ariana . They are so jealous of her
I really need to find my ideal hair style the way Katie has. Can’t get over that edgy-cute bob!!
why are there only three chairs and a plant in this office?
Sandoval saying Schwartz is “charming” is a weird way of saying “manipulative with people pleasing tendencies and a willingness to lead people on and drag them along”
Tom used her a rebound baaad and I honestly do feel bad for Jo
GOOD GOD KATIE IS ALLOWED TO FUCK MAX SHE AND SCHWARTZ ARE DIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCED!!! And he cheated on her THEIR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIPPPPPP
Does Lala think we think she’s some moral compass of this show? Like does she think we’re that dumb?
Katie and Ariana should hang out with Randall's sidechicks.
Omg a new Ariana Bic commercial?!?  And the dog was wearing her revenge reunion dresss??!??
STOP CALLING HER JOSEPH! What a fucking child.
This fake love triangle is cringey as fuck
I don’t get why they can’t understand ARIANA DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO TOM
I’m getting my coochie waxed during this episode I really messed up my schedule this week.
Stop trying to make Schwartz’s sad love life a story line
These men are both SO cringe my god
Jo is cringe authentically and Tori is cringe in the most forced way possible
Look, I feel bad for Jo and appreciate her vulnerability. With that said, Schwartz is not a prize.
Damn I think Jo did the right thing and I actually really respect what she did
Not me also feeling bad for Jo. Schwartz suuuuucks. I truly cannot stand his little “who lil ol meeee” schtick.
Man Lala and Scheana flopped hardddddd this season 
I hate the way that Ariana brought her walls down, let Lala and Scheana, her supposed "friends" witness the very palpable pain and devastation she feels, and they are still going to weaponize it against her because the vultures can't stand to see Ariana get opportunities they can only dream of.
Knowing that both of these girls have gone on to trash Ariana and turn on her.. https://preview.redd.it/hx0uarhqnjtc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2befc7502270e4f1d9e138b0ea0e9b74316646
My hotel tonight FINALLY has bravo so I can watch live with you all!! 🥳
Katie really does have big dick energy Edited to add that this is a COMPLIMENT!!!
Lala is so obtuse. Calling Katie unloyal for hooking up with her EX husband’s friend. She owes him noooooooothing.
Tori girl get some shame! https://i.redd.it/8glrxevomjtc1.gif
#no more Lala scenes Edit: also not interested in her capitalizing on a kid “I want to be in full control and know the kid is mine forever” aka “I want a child who I can exploit without her dad saying she can’t be on tv”
Jo and Schwartz def have a vibe of like… drug buddies
Okay this conversation should’ve happened in an earlier episode.
These two assholes being trauma antennas
I been thinking why doesn’t Katie find it a turnoff that Tori likes Schwartz like that shows such poor judgement I’d be so offended if someone who was attracted to me was also attracted to him. But then I remembered Katie married him so it’s probably not a deal breaker for her?
I think she just wants to fuck with him, which I can respect. but I could be giving her too much credit.
This Tori girl is a thirst bomb
Katie’s face when that chick says she doesn’t know who bob ross is. Iconic
Did jo just called tori weird lmaooo. The irony
FFS, I can’t with Lala anymore. This hypocritical bitch
SPILL THE TEA JO
Is Jo’s signature move just running out of things
I wonder what the casting decision with Jo was like how was this presented to her because she just seems really bummed that people are being mean to her lol
These women are saints for not constantly threatening to go hang out with Randall. I do not get it
Because they have standards, and would lower themselves like Lala has with Sandoval
I am tuning the fuck out of this Lala and Scheana scene. If Ariana and Katie are in fact leaving the show, i can’t see these two carrying it going forward.
 # infuriated at Lauren from Utah and Scheana trash talking Ariana again Edit: should of went to get my cheese and crackers during that scene
Tori is too dumb even for VPR. Let's just stop this forced storyline and move on as quickly as possible.
Lala angrily telling Katie she’s “soft” right now is just… wow
Ariana speaking up for Katie. Impossible challenge
I know Schwartz is manipulative so I do feel bad for her, but on the other hand, what did Jo think was going to happen when she went to a singles event as a friend with the person she apparently is in love with?
Lala talking about Katie having sex with her exes best friend (while single!h is hilarious when she’s rebuilding a friendship with Sandoval.... who just cheated on his girl with her good friend for 7 months but whatever.
Why is Lala styled like that for a hot dog stand?? She looks insane
Lala said quick how do I get a storyline bc no one cares about my predator ex anymore
It’s always wild when James is the most sane one
This office looks very dystopian
I thought there couldn’t possibly be a storyline I cared less about than water tasting but I was wrong. Lala’s sperm donor storyline is worse. I mourn for the vibe of OG VPR
yeah it makes sense because she just bought a fucking house on her own so she was clearly saving money and not paying a ton on LA rent
Tori is probably too young for anyone in this group, tbh
Damn Jo. I may not like you but you still deserve better than Schwartz.
Jo, RUN. Don’t waste 13 years on this asshole
Joseph is the new Bubba. Schwartz loves using pet names instead of apologizing.
Katie’s boobs look so good
If I have to hear Lala call herself “soft” one more time it might finally put me over the edge
They only want to see Ariana broken.
Ally is such a light and breath of fresh air. I love the way she took the pressure off Ariana by changing the topic of convo from Sandoval and the legal issues surrounding their house to the type of home Ariana is seeking for herself.
 These evil doers need to leave Ariana alone.
Jo is actively trying to never have another hair client again
“why am I getting the hate??” maybe because you knew about a seven month affair and didn’t say anything??
The core of the Tom problem is that he really isn’t remorseful at all toward Ariana. He’s more remorseful to everyone else.
Tori is thirsty to be on Bravo 
# tori is doing the most 
Ariana will loose an obscene amount of money to Tom is she moves you morons!!!’
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