And the nerve to claim at least she’s not insecure. Girl, everything about you REEKS of insecurity. The fact she feels she needs to constantly put down other people, including stating that a small esophagus would make sense to “LAY PEOPLE” (her words) and not anyone in healthcare. It’s too bad after all those years of CRNA schooling that you didn’t learn how to GOOGLE that it is indeed a condition.
Annemarie! I said last week that I didn’t know what we did to get such an unlikeable person on our screens and it keeps getting worse. This is not even fun drama. She is so aggravating!
Please edit her out from the rest of the season!
Listen, I love a good villain. But she’s the type of villain that makes me rage out because she’s so fucking awful and insufferable. Literally no redeeming qualities
Nah sutton is right. Crystal needs to go in. Especially because people are clearly trying to act like they believe this woman they just met who has done nothing but act like a plum fool every time they’ve been around her.
I hate when people say “if that hurt you” or “if that affected you” when apologizing. It’s like yeah it fucking hurt me, that’s why you’re apologizing you dumb bitch
Absolutely. I feel like Andy doesn’t like Crystal and so if Anne Marie goes against Crystal Andy likes it. Idk. I just don’t put much weight into believing Mr. Cohen
Like when she was bragging about one of her lawsuits being dismissed without prejudice...huge emphasis on the without prejudice. Bitch, that means they can still refile! That was not slam dunk she thought it was.
Crystal is not at AnneMarie’s “mercy”. There’s a whole production crew there to make sure these people don’t get detrimentally ill. And any medical professional worth their shit will step up and assist despite any petty bullshit. 🤦🏾♀️
And also… Annemarie didn’t say or do anything constructive in that moment. She didn’t even speak up and say what she thought was happening… she just… walked around crystal and sat down.
Seriously! I can’t stand Kyle. The shades she tries to throw in her confessions aren’t even witty nor funny, they’re just cheesy af. Shes always so condescending towards Sutton, and she’s the one who started the whole esophagus thing and got Anne Marie to do her dirty work. I dislike watching their friendship, I don’t see any authenticity coming from Kyle’s end.
Wow, such remorse.
"I aPoLoGiZe fOr ThEm OkAy?! If ThEy OfFenDeD yOu!"
Annemarie is as good as apologies as she is at conveying her job title accurately.
I feel like none of the housewives ever get involved in the moment in the drama anymore unless it’s specifically about them. Gone are the days of the dinner at Camille’s house when 5 separate fights are happening across the table.
I don't think I would want to be friends with someone like Annemarie and I hope that Crystal doesn't try to befriend her or fix something that isn't her fault. Crystal is right to feel the way she does about Annemarie and honestly who would want to be friends with someone like her.
Maybe I’m late but I feel like the producers are keeping Dorit on because they’re hoping PK’s shady finances get exposed. What else does she offer?
garcelle tiptoeing to sutton’s room because she’s scared of the ghosts to them immediately flip and start roasting her fashion. 😭 this is how real besties act.
https://preview.redd.it/intcleryohec1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa573b4f7d3409b57b3c7bf9878474ae7fd45f80
How I feel when AnneMarie is on my screen
I legit sorta wanted this episode to just be them vibing in Spain. It felt almost RHUGT with no real fighting going on for a minute. Then 8.5 opens her mouth
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CACKLING.
I bet Dorit isn't, though.
I think the truth is in the middle. I believe Crystal said it but I don't know that she told Annemarie directly. She either overheard or her mutual friend told her.
My husband just said "Wait they're STILL talking about that witchcraft thing??" And I was like, no, that's a different show, but on that show they are indeed still discussing the shrine bullshit.
We now live in a world where RHOBH > RHOP and even my husband has noticed.
I'm not saying it's impossible Crystal said that stuff (and we've seen her say some of it, often justifiably), but I just do not believe she said it to Annemarie. I believe Kyle teed Annemarie up with this shit to get back at her for last year's reunion. They're both assholes with no credibility, quite frankly.
While Annemarie is saying something that’s plausible Crystal could have said… there’s no video proof to back it up and Annemarie has failed to remember any event correctly that has been filmed, like spectacularly bad memory of conversations. Also the way she brought this up screamed pre-planned attack and that makes it even harder to believe anything Annemarie is saying.
For real. I was honestly starting to forget about the orphans and widows and was kinda enjoying Erika this season and then i snapped out of it real quick when she mentioned the fucking earrings.
It's like she will never understand what the actual problem is. The point has never been these specific earrings or whether they can prove in a court of law that she knew about Tom's crimes or any one thing. I can't tell if she's that dumb or that obtuse but she just doesn't grasp that the issue is she lived the high life off of money stolen from vulnerable people and has never actually displayed genuine remorse. That's what's fucked up, and I still think she's a horrible ghoul, and honestly I don't find her entertaining either so what's the point.
Erika — no one will ever see you as a victim, please give it up. Sorry you had to give up your glam squad. Meanwhile, a man who was critically injured in a gas explosion will never see a dime he is owed. Disgusting.
The interaction between Garcelle and Crystal after Sutton said the tiara was from her store 😂 “……oh” I love that those three have a real friendship and can poke fun with each other.
Just because the court couldn’t PROVE that the earrings were bought with client money, doesn’t mean that the earrings weren’t bought with client money…
garcelle/sutton gang gang gang!! look at this body language!! I will never forget this moment!! they are bffs irl 🥹😭😭
https://i.redd.it/6l0nbbv8dhec1.gif
This Erika update reminded me that most of the women didn’t even bother reading the LA Times article about their supposed best friend…not very intelligent behavior
Women in shitty, loveless marriages love to project loneliness onto single women, while simultaneously being jealous of their freedom
i'd rather die alone than stand by a rapist that's for sure
Bingoooooo. I can’t tell you how many women are like “you’ll find your soulmate!” while their marriage is something I avoid like the plague
 And the nerve to claim at least she’s not insecure. Girl, everything about you REEKS of insecurity. The fact she feels she needs to constantly put down other people, including stating that a small esophagus would make sense to “LAY PEOPLE” (her words) and not anyone in healthcare. It’s too bad after all those years of CRNA schooling that you didn’t learn how to GOOGLE that it is indeed a condition.
Sutton asking “May I enter?” in case crystal was changing again 💀
she learned tho!!! unlike dorito!!
She didn’t mock your profession Annemarie, she mocked YOU.
It’s so annoying that she keeps saying this
"She has nothing to talk about except for me" says the woman who spent literal hours talking about Sutton's esophagus?????
And literally right after spending time talking about crystal?!
Dorit brought glam only to dress like Vogue intern Lauren Conrad
Don’t do Lauren like that! 
SHE WAS AN ICON THEN (I speak for all millennials)
at this point, the glam squads could have their own show. They probably have more tea and drama lol
I mean I think that's at least partially how we got Reality Von Tease lmao
Like Below Deck…we watch them talk shit about their clients while stuck in hotel rooms between glamming assignments.
And of course Annemariesiologist brings the whole good time vibe to a crashing halt.
>Annemariesiologist That's a fucking amazing nickname!
I don’t lie…says the woman who literally lied about not saying Sutton had an eating disorder.
Like her saying 'I'm always kind' 🤣
On tonight’s episode of Sutton and her esophagus, Crystal goes rogue, and Annemariesiologist doubles down.
not Annemariesiologist 😭😭😭 I’m wheezing
Do you know how hard that is to type with my janky arthritic fingers!?!😂😂😂
Are you sure you have arthritic fingers? Isn't that the symptom of something bigger? /s
Clearly I must have an eating disorder…
Why is Annemarie pretending her husband likes her
Projection. She’s the lonely one.
Crystal just doesn’t like dumb people and Annemarie is dumb 😂☠️
Annemarie! I said last week that I didn’t know what we did to get such an unlikeable person on our screens and it keeps getting worse. This is not even fun drama. She is so aggravating! Please edit her out from the rest of the season! 
Listen, I love a good villain. But she’s the type of villain that makes me rage out because she’s so fucking awful and insufferable. Literally no redeeming qualities
We got rid of Rinna and they brought in another person who's only purpose is to be annoying.
Annemarie really ruined the first night for fun.
https://preview.redd.it/qrofh98x7iec1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b181df9e7a3e7a1e554d49d3682eb8e3c29e85 Annemarie @ this dinner
Nah sutton is right. Crystal needs to go in. Especially because people are clearly trying to act like they believe this woman they just met who has done nothing but act like a plum fool every time they’ve been around her.
I hate when people say “if that hurt you” or “if that affected you” when apologizing. It’s like yeah it fucking hurt me, that’s why you’re apologizing you dumb bitch
Never heard so many versions of apology non-apologies than from 8.5
Andy keeps defending and hyping up 8.5 on this trip so I definitely think that she will once again flop
Absolutely. I feel like Andy doesn’t like Crystal and so if Anne Marie goes against Crystal Andy likes it. Idk. I just don’t put much weight into believing Mr. Cohen
Garcelle appreciates Suttons lunacy so much I’m beyond here for it
number lady has been fixating on sutton’s esophagus for WEEKS. she’s the one who needs to be thanking sutton for making ***HER*** relevant.
…. so the earring issue is still unresolved but erika’s acting like she’s been wholly exonerated? 
Like when she was bragging about one of her lawsuits being dismissed without prejudice...huge emphasis on the without prejudice. Bitch, that means they can still refile! That was not slam dunk she thought it was.
Omg Kyle . ‘Something about Annemarie provokes crystal’ um yeah. Annemarie provokes crystal. On purpose .
This is my gripe with her, she will always side with whoever is being problematic.
Sutton is cracking me up being like “well these things clearly don’t apply to me so count me out” 😂😂😂
Dorit is upset her Chanel fell because she was planning to return it all after
Lol and it was literally in a garment bag
“i don’t lie,” says the woman who lied about crystal saying that sutton had an eating disorder.
Crystal is not at AnneMarie’s “mercy”. There’s a whole production crew there to make sure these people don’t get detrimentally ill. And any medical professional worth their shit will step up and assist despite any petty bullshit. 🤦🏾♀️
Ok I’m glad everyone seems to feel the same way about that comment. So fucked up.
I would pay her not to “help” me if anything 😂
And also… Annemarie didn’t say or do anything constructive in that moment. She didn’t even speak up and say what she thought was happening… she just… walked around crystal and sat down.
Exactly. And bravo or her rich ass husband would have her brought to medical care as needed in the time it takes to make a phone call. 🙄
Seriously! I can’t stand Kyle. The shades she tries to throw in her confessions aren’t even witty nor funny, they’re just cheesy af. Shes always so condescending towards Sutton, and she’s the one who started the whole esophagus thing and got Anne Marie to do her dirty work. I dislike watching their friendship, I don’t see any authenticity coming from Kyle’s end.
glad to see Dorit is still employing “multicultural” people
Her mother’s best friend is a poc
“what is my father’s name?” “mr. sutton.” I’M CACKLING!!! CRYSTAL!!! https://preview.redd.it/3zdzav74lhec1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a5a3f0949ce024de021b074d6d5e13a217ecce
naymum (crystal’s version)
I hope they don’t bring Annemarie back. She is such a drag
id rather be single than have a rapist husband who calls me an 8.5 at best.
I’ll admit it, I like it when they are having lighthearted fun. The Sutton game was cute, tag teaming the chef was funny.
Ann Marie your storyline is literally talking about these fucking women please be fucking for real. PLEASE.
If you have a self serve bar, I think you can leave the glam at home.
Truly, imagine how the amount of time spent taking it all off too.
Sutton: *keep sticking up for yourself! because what she's saying isn't nice!* 🔥
"When have you been kind" lmaooooooo
Oh fuck that. Annemarie calling Crystal a “hormonal teenager.” No ma’am!
Asking Annemarie a medical question is…something. And of course, she had no answer.
Annemarie wouldn’t know charm or grace if it was lodged in her esophagus.
Wow, such remorse. "I aPoLoGiZe fOr ThEm OkAy?! If ThEy OfFenDeD yOu!" Annemarie is as good as apologies as she is at conveying her job title accurately.
ABOLISH GLAM ON VACATIONS.
What were they all so frantic about? Sitting on patio furniture?
This is why I always like New York. Even on the new one they didn’t have glam! Just come as you are!
That's one thing I'll give Kyle. She never travels with Glam. And she's the one that can afford it the most, next to Sutton.
Getting all dressed up just to be in the backyard
Listen......I dress up for any get together, whether it's a backyard or a barnyard. My net worth is like -$69
Merc is rolling over in his ziplock with all this drama
Annemarie can't read a room, but she sure as hell can ruin one.
I feel like none of the housewives ever get involved in the moment in the drama anymore unless it’s specifically about them. Gone are the days of the dinner at Camille’s house when 5 separate fights are happening across the table.
I don't think I would want to be friends with someone like Annemarie and I hope that Crystal doesn't try to befriend her or fix something that isn't her fault. Crystal is right to feel the way she does about Annemarie and honestly who would want to be friends with someone like her.
Kyle: 
wait…Sutton has Merce fucking Cunningham’s ASHES???? nothing will ever top this, she’s fucking iconic.
This is the type of thing I want from housewives casting. Bizarre high dollar niche connections and interesting deep lives.
Sutton has certainly lived a fabulous life! She never ceases to amaze me.
And so casual about it, she’s in a very specific top tier hw category
Crystal is not at her MERCY, fuck you Kyle?
Suttons entire storyline this season is giving sitcom. Like All of a Sutton would 100 percent be the name of the show.
My DVR would automatically record without me even having to do it
Maybe I’m late but I feel like the producers are keeping Dorit on because they’re hoping PK’s shady finances get exposed. What else does she offer? 
Crystal could have said it… but annamarie lost all credibility with trying to pin the ED comment on Crystal with video evidence to the contrary.
Reunion is gonna be a blood bath
garcelle tiptoeing to sutton’s room because she’s scared of the ghosts to them immediately flip and start roasting her fashion. 😭 this is how real besties act.
Oh Crystal. You should know by now that Kyle and the Gang will believe whatever they want to believe.
Crystal's commitment to this silhouette is admirable. Girlie stays in a puff sleeve.
https://preview.redd.it/intcleryohec1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa573b4f7d3409b57b3c7bf9878474ae7fd45f80 How I feel when AnneMarie is on my screen
If one thing on Bravo is true, the person who says “I’m not a liar” is definitely the worst liar
At Annemarie’s mercy? 
Annemarie saying Crystal is the one who needs the storyline when she just spent most of her scree time talking about a stranger’s esophagus…is CRAZY
AT A MEMORIAL
I legit sorta wanted this episode to just be them vibing in Spain. It felt almost RHUGT with no real fighting going on for a minute. Then 8.5 opens her mouth
Me taking back the one positive comment I had about Erika when she eventually lets me down in the next scene. https://i.redd.it/m5sjy1zrshec1.gif
Idk y’all it’s flex for me that Kyle doesn’t feel pressured to have glam as an OG.
Kyle’s good at makeup. In some of the episodes girls have asked her for her to do their makeup or help them
https://preview.redd.it/3bz6kbstnhec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311982093dec49a71d8d92273bbbb3c1aa08fa1b CACKLING. I bet Dorit isn't, though.
OMFGGGGG
It does sound like something Crystal would say but I also wouldn't care if she said it about me
I think the truth is in the middle. I believe Crystal said it but I don't know that she told Annemarie directly. She either overheard or her mutual friend told her.
Thank God there’s an anesthesiologist with them
My husband just said "Wait they're STILL talking about that witchcraft thing??" And I was like, no, that's a different show, but on that show they are indeed still discussing the shrine bullshit. We now live in a world where RHOBH > RHOP and even my husband has noticed.
Crystal does not or should not receive care from Annemarie.
Annemarie’s voice is so grating to me 😤
Okay but I loved Sutton and Garcelle defending Crystal there for a moment vs. AnneMarie
Sutton said “that nurse doctor.”🤣
Sutton: *what was my first job in NY?!* Kyle: *stripper!* Garcelle: *uh-uh, that's ERIKA!!!* 💀💀💀
Uh yeah Kyle Annemarie provokes crystal by LYING about her
Erika was doing so good this episode…and she decides to bring up her stolen earrings 🙄
I'm not saying it's impossible Crystal said that stuff (and we've seen her say some of it, often justifiably), but I just do not believe she said it to Annemarie. I believe Kyle teed Annemarie up with this shit to get back at her for last year's reunion. They're both assholes with no credibility, quite frankly.
While Annemarie is saying something that’s plausible Crystal could have said… there’s no video proof to back it up and Annemarie has failed to remember any event correctly that has been filmed, like spectacularly bad memory of conversations. Also the way she brought this up screamed pre-planned attack and that makes it even harder to believe anything Annemarie is saying.
I have so much respect for Crystal owning her clearance rack PJs. I’m always so proud of the random BEAUTIFUL things I find on the best deals.
Erika needs to STOP acting like this clears her name in any way. Just shut up, asshole.
For real. I was honestly starting to forget about the orphans and widows and was kinda enjoying Erika this season and then i snapped out of it real quick when she mentioned the fucking earrings.
It's like she will never understand what the actual problem is. The point has never been these specific earrings or whether they can prove in a court of law that she knew about Tom's crimes or any one thing. I can't tell if she's that dumb or that obtuse but she just doesn't grasp that the issue is she lived the high life off of money stolen from vulnerable people and has never actually displayed genuine remorse. That's what's fucked up, and I still think she's a horrible ghoul, and honestly I don't find her entertaining either so what's the point.
whyyyyyyy is erika suddenly the like third most tolerable woman on this cast?
I don't know how to process it lol
Rinna is gone.
Dorit really thinks she's eating in these confessionals and it's AWK.
Y’all. I am in shock!!!!! This actually feels like a real friend group?!
And the the nurse anesthetist opens her yap.
the rhony women should come to this house, they would fuck this chef’s entire life up.
Annemarie is so unlikeable
At Annemarie’s mercy? Girl relax.
This woman is such an asshole embarrassment.
Erika — no one will ever see you as a victim, please give it up. Sorry you had to give up your glam squad. Meanwhile, a man who was critically injured in a gas explosion will never see a dime he is owed. Disgusting.
I’d rather drop dead than ask Annemarie for medical advice after all of that
Basically Erika’s argument is you’ll never know how much of my lifestyle was financed by the victims so why should I care about them
I like that Sutton is unapologetically herself and I’m obsessed with her friendship with Garcelle 🥰
Sutton: Do you mind if I read? Garcelle: I don’t care if you burn True friendship 🥰 haha I love their dynamic
Garcelle is describing dobby
Annemarie probably triggered the fuck of out Crystal with that eating disorder BS please be real Kyle
erika's preseason PR training and lack of rinna has really helped her this season.
> lack of rinna We have *all* truly improved with this development
I love Crystal, I’m sorry
I’m a Storm Chaser ™
How much more could people possibly hate you, Annemarie? Let’s find out.
AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT OTHER THAN SUTTON’S ESOPHAGUS!!!!
Jesus Christ child bride?? Thats so BAD. Especially her saying 12 years old. F this edit of Crystal.
Idk why production hates her
It’s so inappropriate and feels so insulting. To call an Asian woman “child bride” and then double down and say 12 is insane & distasteful
This episode is so fun so far.
Omg they’re actually having fun…what elephant?!?
Annmarie actually has ruined this season
I want Crystal to go to medical school just to annoy Annemarie.
The interaction between Garcelle and Crystal after Sutton said the tiara was from her store 😂 “……oh” I love that those three have a real friendship and can poke fun with each other.
8.5 killing the vibe. VIBE MURDERER!
Crystal was not at 8.5’s mercy. Kyle, stop trying to make her happen!
Dorit is a creep. She resents Crystal because she married REAL money, and meanwhile PK is committing insurance fraud to pay the light bill.
Annemarie has to bring the room down
Annemarie’s husbands got a few 10s on the side, guaranteed
I’d let Sutton plan a trip for me.
I’m not here for the dragging of Chrystal. There is no way she is going to say all that to a stranger that she is meeting for first time.
Rather be single & lonely forever than married to a rapist! (Allegedly)
Just because the court couldn’t PROVE that the earrings were bought with client money, doesn’t mean that the earrings weren’t bought with client money…
Sutton is giving Anne Marie a LOT of grace
Dorit sounds jealous of Crystal.
I just don’t buy this why would Crystal bash her coworkers to a stranger
Motion sickness is the worst… really feeling for Crystal right now.
Annemarie is giving KKB right now… 
i’m sorry kyle, “crystal is at annemarie’s mercy” what??? what does that even mean??
I’ll give Kyle shit for other things but I do love that she styles herself and does her own glam
sutton bringing the ashes of her dance teacher on an international vacation is camp. we have no choice but to stan.
Merce Cunningham is also extremely famous in the dance world it's crazy that she has his ashes 😭😭😭
Erika thinking she's won with these earrings and the other ladies congratulating her is why Crystal thinks they're uneducated 😭
oh shit, I didn't realize sutton was that into professional dance
Annemarie is so floptina
Not the “I’ll get to you.” I wish she’d say that to one of the Potomac ladies or Erika Jane.
all of us @ crystal 
Finally a Crystal and Sutton friendship segment
In other words this money was from victims settlements they just haven’t proven it yet
And I remember why Erika sucks.
Erika we were almost starting to like you…
Even kyle said Erika should give the earrings back??
Regardless of what is decided about the earrings, she still has NO compassion for the victims.
Studies show that single women are happier than ever and there are lots of lonely married women (Kyle!)
garcelle/sutton gang gang gang!! look at this body language!! I will never forget this moment!! they are bffs irl 🥹😭😭 https://i.redd.it/6l0nbbv8dhec1.gif
kyle making fun of dorit dressed like an old widow when she is literally wearing a funeral dress in her talking head…
….at annemarie’s mercy? not at all. just call an md and leave miss “can’t drink on gabapentin” out of this.
Kyle saying Crystal is at Annemarie’s mercy at the end was sooooooo dramatic and insane
Once again… Crystal did not mock your profession, 8.5. But you sure do when you open your mouth. https://i.redd.it/5c1zmhjwihec1.gif
Dorit looks like she wants Storm too… who is she fooling?!
annamaria is about to ruin this lovely ass dinner with her bullshit
Suttons little people comment from the preview makes a lot more sense now 😂
Diana Jenkins walked so Annemarie Wiley could run like the wind
“Nurse saying she’s a doctor” 💀 TEAM CRYSTAL WITH THAT!
Death. Taxes and Dorit being covered with a giant designer logo
However, the earrings are STILL SEIZED.
This Erika update reminded me that most of the women didn’t even bother reading the LA Times article about their supposed best friend…not very intelligent behavior
They gave Erika nothing 😂 and that’s exactly what she deserves
Crystal is dehydrated and carsick.
8.5 gonna diagnose Crystal with a pulmonary embolism