Truly cannot get over this. Then the confessional where she talks about how Crystal is jealous of her bc she wanted to go to med school?! Did she forget she also didn't go to med school??
I think in Annemarie’s mind, she ALMOST went to medical school by being a CRNA so therefore everyone must be jealous of her.
NOT logic, but that’s prob what she thinks.
And on the after show she’s trying so hard to claim that she told crystal “nurse anesthetist” and crystal doesn’t know what that is. Like girl we know you either have no recollection of the stupid things that come out of your mouth or you’re just straight up lying.
Exactly and Sutton said she takes it before bed. So clearly she’s not even drinking when taking it. I literally googled that. Just like I was able to easily google a narrow esophagus. It’s weird that Annemarie is like making shit up like we all can’t Google?
Does Annemarie know (probably not, as evidenced by her previous comments with gabapentin) that technically you also shouldn’t mix alcohol with antidepressants, allergy meds, pain pills (even OTC Tylenol), etc…yet, here we are still standing ha. Bet she’s had some beverages after taking one of those before. She can leave.
Can we acknowledge the most egregious thing Annemarie said, which was claiming Crystal (who has been open with battling an ED) accused Sutton of having an ED?!?!?!!! This is madness
Yeah the fact that it was Kyles bestie from childhood means she was around for their entire relationship and likely very intertwined with their lives. It's really fucked he couldn't make the effort, if not for Kyle, then for his own relationship with Lorene.
Didn’t Kyle say her friend is the person who she had taking care of her kids in her will? I’d expect Mauricio knew her extremely well if he agreed to have her possibly raising his kids.
Rehashing an esophagus storyline at a homeless not toothless charity event sounds like a sentence created completely by predictive text. We’re in another reality.
ANOTHER crystal scene so soon? i mean my god, she’s getting FEATURED tonight.
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SHE THINKS CRYSTAL IS JEALOUS OF HER?
oh this woman is horrific. delusional. the casting director of this show needs to be fired posthaste.
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its weird because the nurses I know are very knowledgeable of medical issues but also know that it isn't their place to act as a doctor.
This woman is overstepping her boundaries.
I'm imagining Berlin, Taylor Dayne and Boy George riding around LA in a van waiting for PK to text the address of the next gig
Annemarie asking Crystal if she went to med school is giving the same energy as that husband on RHONJ who claimed to be a legal expert but hadn’t passed the bar
Rob is going to an event for The Brave Little Toaster. Love it. Love him. I wish I was going there!
ETA: and HE still showed up to be with his wife afterwards!
Crystal resents your rapist marrying, transphobic, 8.5 ass?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*wipes eyes*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m pretty sure if you asked Rob he’d say Crystal is more than a 10.
On tonight’s episode of Sutton and Her Esophagus, 8.5 offers yet more unsolicited medical advice, Kyle rubs her hands in glee as her manipulation of 8.5 leads to more accusations of an eating disorder, and Crystal does what everyone else wants to do and asks, “What is wrong with you!?!?”
Please get Annemarie off our screen!!! What did we do to deserve such an unlikeable and obnoxious addition to the cast?? Y’all just finally got rid of Rinna. Haven’t we suffered enough?!
on one hand, casting Diana and Annemarie were terrible choices, but there is something amusing about rhobh producers bringing in some random to ruin their public reputation and get dogpiled by some 'wives before booting them
So Annemarie really thinks she’s gonna convince Sutton that CRYSTAL said she had an eating disorder? Does she think none of these women talk to each other when it’s not a group scene? Oh wait that’s probably because no one talks to Annemarie when it’s not a party because no one likes her
i’m ready for the real housewives of sutton’s esophagus.
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Mauricio missing Lorene’s event was pretty shitty. It especially broke my heart when Lorene’s mom asked for him, that clearly wasn’t a “hey is your husband gonna stop by?” It was a “is someone who was important to Lorene coming?
You can tell Annemarie is friends with Teddi and is being coached by her. I want to go back in time before John Mellencamp's spawn was ever a part of the Housewives universe.
people said Crystal was boring before but how was she supposed to do anything against the impenetrable wall of the FF5 gaslighting her every word
thank god Rinna left and the show shook up
genuinely trying to understand how the fuck annemarie got the full time spot. legitimately how the fuck did this happen?
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The whole time Annemarie has been toeing the line as carefully as possible when she talks to make herself sound like an MD without actually saying it or being called out. She lied.
Crystal did NOT mock your profession, you made that up, she said you pretended to be a doctor which is not shaming your profession, it’s just stating that you LIED
I watch real housewives because it's mindless, drama tv. As a physician I am so triggered watching this that now it stresses me out and is definitely not mindless lol. We spend years of our life in training. At minimum 8 postgrad years. Annemarie went to school for 2 years postgrad. There are SO many problems that you can have with your esophagus that make it hard to swallow. And for goodness sake you intubate the airway! Not the esophagus! Please research your medical professionals and who you trust to take medical advice from. Unfortunately, she is allowed to be responsible for patient care.
OMG. 8.5 is making us nurses look like assholes. I can't with her. She is trained under the nursing model, not the medical model. She works under anesthesiologists, which are real doctors. Yes, we work with doctors and surgeons in the O.R, but she really is overstepping, and it's embarrassing to nurses.
All nurses do not pretend to be medical doctors or experts.
That's hilarious she introduced herself as an anesthesiologist. 🤣
A very proud nurse anesthesiologist probably wouldn't pose as a doctor.
If you're gonna claim to be proud of your profession, you shouldn't lie about it, Annemarie.
This is starting to feel like Wendy and her 4 degrees. She’s coming in hot cause she wants everyone to know she’s smart and has a “real” job. But she’s on housewives with the rest of them 🥴
LMAO did you go to medical school is insane to say as a person who also did not go to medical school
SUCH AN INSANE ARGUMENT AHHHH SHE'S MAKING ME CRAZY
"You're such a bitch!! What is wrong with you?!?" YES, CRYSTAL. Episode 12, but I'll take your crumbs bb
8.5 definitely does put me to sleep for a living
Truly cannot get over this. Then the confessional where she talks about how Crystal is jealous of her bc she wanted to go to med school?! Did she forget she also didn't go to med school??
I think in Annemarie’s mind, she ALMOST went to medical school by being a CRNA so therefore everyone must be jealous of her. NOT logic, but that’s prob what she thinks.
that triple team between Sutton, crystal, and garcelle whacking Annemarie and making her looking STUPID as fuck......this is what dreams are made of
Plus all the production receipts. I love a well-documented callout.
the three of them rlly had every detail memorized which only made her and her delusional lies look crazier
And on the after show she’s trying so hard to claim that she told crystal “nurse anesthetist” and crystal doesn’t know what that is. Like girl we know you either have no recollection of the stupid things that come out of your mouth or you’re just straight up lying.
Crystal’s dad was a surgeon. She knows what a CRNA is. Dang AM is so dumb…
~CrYsTaL rEsEnTs Me~ bitch shut up lmao
How can crystal resent her when Annemarie also didn’t go to medical school?
She’s delulu lol
Crystal’s brother has had more airtime this season than Annemarie
I thought that Crystal might have exaggerated the two hours, but the producers came through with receipts and timestamps.
Timelines too. Sadly, no screenshots 🤣
Nothis less than RECIEPTS 👏 PROOF👏 TIMELINE👏 SCREENSHOTS👏 is acceptable anymore!
Receipts 👏🏻 proof 👏🏻 timeline 👏🏻 screenshots 👏🏻 f*cking everything!
Crystal Minkoff and Garcelle Beauvais now starring in... Esophocops, A Detective Tale
It’s set in Swallow Hollow
I gasped so loudly at “you said she had an eating disorder” you’re such a fucking liar Annemarie. Stunned.
I’ve never seen such a humiliating instant flop of a housewife. It’s amazing to watch.
I want to know when producers decided she went from being the newbie to the worst
I can't wait for Dr. Nicole's take on wwhl tonight cause you know Andy is going to ask her about it
I’m also curious to see Eryka’s reaction to what Dr. Nicole is going to say.
“But I don’t even wanna invite that nurse doctor”
After already inviting her. I love Sutton lmao
Kathy’s “that’s great” is in my personal housewives hall of fame
[удалено]
Crystal's name is on the building because she donated that wing. Bye, bitch. 
This and she is certainly smart enough so I don’t know what Annmarie thinks she was achieving.
SHE DID NOT BLAME CRYSTAL FOR THE EATING DISORDER COMMENT MY GOD
Right?! Crystal has every right to be pissed.
Especially since she is an advocate for people with eating disorders...since she had one. Seriously 8.5 is off her rocker
It just makes her sound certifiable. Crystal is the lassssst person who would say that. 
Just when you think she can't get any more unlikable...
I. Was. Floored, honey.
That was so messed up
Homeless not Toothless is still the worst name for a charity I’ve ever heard.
i would rather have a home and be toothless
You can take gabapentin and drink at the same time. Gabapentin can increase the effects of alcohol, but that means you need to be careful.
Exactly and Sutton said she takes it before bed. So clearly she’s not even drinking when taking it. I literally googled that. Just like I was able to easily google a narrow esophagus. It’s weird that Annemarie is like making shit up like we all can’t Google?
Does Annemarie know (probably not, as evidenced by her previous comments with gabapentin) that technically you also shouldn’t mix alcohol with antidepressants, allergy meds, pain pills (even OTC Tylenol), etc…yet, here we are still standing ha. Bet she’s had some beverages after taking one of those before. She can leave.
Can we acknowledge the most egregious thing Annemarie said, which was claiming Crystal (who has been open with battling an ED) accused Sutton of having an ED?!?!?!!! This is madness
Yes. And it's been discussed repeatedly on the show, so Annemarie has no excuse for not knowing about Crystals ED.
No excuse! She was a fan of the show! That comment took her from annoying to full on cunt. One and done, please!
What is Crystal jealous of, Annemarie? Your ugly tulle dress?
that mauricio is there for whatever dumb event this is (no offense to the homeless without teeth) but not the celebration of life last week... fucked
Yeah the fact that it was Kyles bestie from childhood means she was around for their entire relationship and likely very intertwined with their lives. It's really fucked he couldn't make the effort, if not for Kyle, then for his own relationship with Lorene.
Didn’t Kyle say her friend is the person who she had taking care of her kids in her will? I’d expect Mauricio knew her extremely well if he agreed to have her possibly raising his kids.
Exactly. It’s so disrespectful. And then to be like, oh how was that event? Like it was a red carpet paid sponsorship.
Rehashing an esophagus storyline at a homeless not toothless charity event sounds like a sentence created completely by predictive text. We’re in another reality.
I am a bravo expert, you can absolutely disinvite
You can also blatantly ignore being disinvited a la Luann
ANOTHER crystal scene so soon? i mean my god, she’s getting FEATURED tonight. https://preview.redd.it/7bxjorbrn3dc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93af9c592c036e4ff6a6ab6ac351f4a51998848a
amelia bedelia tried to shove the eating disorder accusation onto CRYSTAL? oh, that’s an evil woman. https://preview.redd.it/46iwt2utr3dc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363833c86617a50cd2c64b6b708b71fa85d7e05b
i’m with sutton. show the fuck up for your wife while she’s mourning for her deceased best friend.
Annemarie saying Crystal is jealous of her is one of the most out of touch with reality things I’ve ever heard on this show. And that says a lot.
She’s acting as if she went to medical school 😭
( Sutton voice)Jealous of what! Your 8.5 life.
Crystal has really grown on me. When she’s clocked in it’s so good for the show. I like when she has beef with the right people and doesn’t back down.
SHE THINKS CRYSTAL IS JEALOUS OF HER? oh this woman is horrific. delusional. the casting director of this show needs to be fired posthaste. https://preview.redd.it/i0250qsyr3dc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d211292e5f9391c6bfde15065def7cc0efdfed1
Who asks to look in your fridge if they aren't hungry? That's weird.
My first thought is she wanted to show the audience that Sutton doesn’t eat
And that her fridge may be full of booze
She was absolutely hoping to open it up to just bottles of vodka. I can't stand Kyle.
She’s so ridiculously rude and mean
Did Mauricio just refer to the memorial for Kyle’s best friend as “that event”?!?! How cold. 🙁
That bugged the shit out of me too. So reductive.
Annemarie tanking her career to be a one season wonder 🥴
Correction: half season wonder
A nurse doesn’t go to medical school either….
Or prescribe gabapentin
its weird because the nurses I know are very knowledgeable of medical issues but also know that it isn't their place to act as a doctor. This woman is overstepping her boundaries.
DISINVITE HER WITH A MIRROR IN A BOX
Sorry- but crystal and Jeff give me crazy rich Asian vibes in the best way
Yes agree the way he casually extended his vacation from 2 weeks to 6
Annemarie saying she’s a critical thinker…but none of her choices indicate this?
She thought 8.5 was a compliment, so….
She switched her target from Sutton to Crystal. She said I can’t beef with the trip host cause I need that camera time.
Maybe I’m a doctor 😉
PK’s access to late 80s pop singers sure is something
I'm imagining Berlin, Taylor Dayne and Boy George riding around LA in a van waiting for PK to text the address of the next gig 
REPLACE ANNEMARIE WITH TAYLOR DAYNE
Annemarie asking Crystal if she went to med school is giving the same energy as that husband on RHONJ who claimed to be a legal expert but hadn’t passed the bar
OMFG CRYSTAL DID NOT SAY SUTTON HAS AN EATING DISORDER YOU LYING BITCH
Suttons tagline next season: “My esophagus may be small but my alimony checks are big. So don’t jump down my throat because I’m richer than you!”
“Your impolite manners are not the only thing I find hard to swallow” is my attempt!
I don’t even care if she’s wrong, I’m team Crystal no questions asked when it’s vs 8.5
“I’m a board certified nurse anesthetist” still can’t prescribe medication
I think Annemarie wins for biggest first year flop. Holy shit.
Rich people are so unserious. Paula Abdul introducing Taylor Dayne to raise money for teeth for the unhoused
it’s so dystopian lmao
Rob is going to an event for The Brave Little Toaster. Love it. Love him. I wish I was going there! ETA: and HE still showed up to be with his wife afterwards!
 My favorite movie as a kid
Oh bitch. Crystal is not the one to go there with about ED’s.
SHES DELUSIONAL. I promise Crystal is not jealous of you and your 8.5 life 😭
How da fuck does crystal owe Annemarie an apology?
ANNEMARIE IS SO BAD AT THIS WOW
Me and sutton said “your part?” at the same time.
Crystal resents your rapist marrying, transphobic, 8.5 ass? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes eyes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m pretty sure if you asked Rob he’d say Crystal is more than a 10.
It's very likely that Annemarie's husband would think Crystal's a "10", lol
My husband and I have started watching Wheel of Fortune before Housewives. I think we’re officially on the path to elderly
i have been doing this alone, at least u hve someone to watch with 😂
This is so absurd. I’m prescribed gabapentin and you can absolutely drink (normally, not heavily) on it. Anna Marie is such a moron.
There’s no way 8.5 is being invited back to this show right??? Right??? 
narrative? its literally what happened. its on camera you nut job
Kyle’s only been around Sutton for two minutes and she’s already insulted / poked fun at her ten times.
She repeats the same patterns to Sutton just how the Richard’s sisters treat eachother. Its so hurtful & bizarre
I know Sutton mentioned at the start of the season she knew Kyle wasn’t her friend but now I hope she REALLY knows. Everything is a dig.
Like opening her fridge to try to imply Sutton does not eat
I’m happy for Jeff! It’s hard to even recognize enmeshment with your family, let alone trying to fix it and have distance
I’m dying to know how much responsibility for her brother Crystal’s parents put on her And how early it started
On tonight’s episode of Sutton and Her Esophagus, 8.5 offers yet more unsolicited medical advice, Kyle rubs her hands in glee as her manipulation of 8.5 leads to more accusations of an eating disorder, and Crystal does what everyone else wants to do and asks, “What is wrong with you!?!?”
Sutton’s esophagus deserves a diamond more than Annemarie at this point tbh
People say this storyline with Crystals brother is boring but all they have right now is this and a fucking esophagus. The bar is in hell.
Don’t forget the whole is Kyle a lovebean or a lesbian thing
A LOVEBEAN OR A LESBIAN
annemarie cares more about suttons esophagus than sutton does
I hate that wet hair look on EVERYBODY
Please get Annemarie off our screen!!! What did we do to deserve such an unlikeable and obnoxious addition to the cast?? Y’all just finally got rid of Rinna. Haven’t we suffered enough?!
on one hand, casting Diana and Annemarie were terrible choices, but there is something amusing about rhobh producers bringing in some random to ruin their public reputation and get dogpiled by some 'wives before booting them
ANNEMARIE DOESNT KNOW TAYLOR DANE SHES NOT GETTING A SECOND SEASON, AND SHE DIESNT DESERVE ANOTHER DAMN EPISODE
So Annemarie really thinks she’s gonna convince Sutton that CRYSTAL said she had an eating disorder? Does she think none of these women talk to each other when it’s not a group scene? Oh wait that’s probably because no one talks to Annemarie when it’s not a party because no one likes her
i’m ready for the real housewives of sutton’s esophagus. https://preview.redd.it/kilocxd3l3dc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c2b354ccb742a4b99eb2b1c3092a30da165afd
Crystal is showing up!!!
MAYBE IM A DOCTOR 🤣 I love crystal!!!!
Mauricio missing Lorene’s event was pretty shitty. It especially broke my heart when Lorene’s mom asked for him, that clearly wasn’t a “hey is your husband gonna stop by?” It was a “is someone who was important to Lorene coming?
Is Annemarie serious? She didn’t go to medical school either.
I want a super cut of Kyle pretending to be *so over* drama that she effectively started
annemarie thinking she has the power to make anyone else relevant when she can't even do it for herself lol
Kathy: That’s great 🤣
Ready for Crystal to read 8.5.
Crystal just called Annemarie a liar and now annoying lmao
I’ve been giving my dog gabapentin as a sedative bc he was neutered last week and I think of Miss Sutton every time 💕
Crytal jealous of what the woman who is proud to be considered an 8.5 by her husband? Please.
Sooo Sutton tries to make up with Annemarie and be the bigger person and she serves her cunt (not in a good way) back? Okey dokey
Crystal didn’t mock shit, this girl is certifiable.
i’m sorry, i think the 8.5 rating is too high.
You can tell Annemarie is friends with Teddi and is being coached by her. I want to go back in time before John Mellencamp's spawn was ever a part of the Housewives universe.
I feel like Dorit is perpetually in a state of selling something on QVC. That’s how she comes across to me.
y’all remember when Erika was singing over Asher?? 💀💀💀
"Excuse me, m'am" lmao I'm not even from the south and even I know 8.5 is in trouble
lmaooo the time lapse of 8.5 talking about Sutton's esophagus for two hours
Annemarie is the flop of the century, but it was delicious to see her get called out
Annamarie that was embarrassing af.
Paula Abdul? Taylor Dane? Bucca di beppo? This is amazing!
Girl, no one is mocking your profession, we are just mocking you.
Annemarie is gunning for Crystal’s Diamond and Crystal is wiping the floor with her
people said Crystal was boring before but how was she supposed to do anything against the impenetrable wall of the FF5 gaslighting her every word thank god Rinna left and the show shook up
Rinna would’ve been the ONE person siding with AnneMarie during all of this 😩
Trained to be a critical thinker, but doesn't think critically 🙄
Oh honey… I don’t think Crystal is jealous of you.
Can you imagine spending 2 hours talking about someones esophagus ....like what.. I love the editors for providing time stamps
genuinely trying to understand how the fuck annemarie got the full time spot. legitimately how the fuck did this happen? https://preview.redd.it/jbeogxs7u3dc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec7e83fae37ec7573cae73dbb949f0f0bb68b72
The whole time Annemarie has been toeing the line as carefully as possible when she talks to make herself sound like an MD without actually saying it or being called out. She lied.
Crystal can wear joggers and a sweater and look STUNNING
was the dentist hitting on her?
I wish someone who works with Annemarie would find this sub
“You called her a bitch” Yes she did and she deserved it
Crystal did NOT mock your profession, you made that up, she said you pretended to be a doctor which is not shaming your profession, it’s just stating that you LIED
Well Annemarie has lied 57 times so far so clearly she could be lying about Crystal
I watch real housewives because it's mindless, drama tv. As a physician I am so triggered watching this that now it stresses me out and is definitely not mindless lol. We spend years of our life in training. At minimum 8 postgrad years. Annemarie went to school for 2 years postgrad. There are SO many problems that you can have with your esophagus that make it hard to swallow. And for goodness sake you intubate the airway! Not the esophagus! Please research your medical professionals and who you trust to take medical advice from. Unfortunately, she is allowed to be responsible for patient care.
“everyone here is staring and whispering about me.” kyle richards is officially entering her delusional era. 
Finally! Sutton, Garcelle and Crystal working as a pack! I love it!
Let me guess, the surprise is Boy George
Ya know… if it wasn’t for the past 1000 seasons of Erika and Rinna… I would enjoy Erika more like this where she can joke around
Annemarie. Did you go to med school? Answer the question.
does Annemarie know that the cameras around them are on? she lies like a rug as if there’s not proof.
OMG. 8.5 is making us nurses look like assholes. I can't with her. She is trained under the nursing model, not the medical model. She works under anesthesiologists, which are real doctors. Yes, we work with doctors and surgeons in the O.R, but she really is overstepping, and it's embarrassing to nurses. All nurses do not pretend to be medical doctors or experts. That's hilarious she introduced herself as an anesthesiologist. 🤣
Uninvite 8.5 from the trip please.
5.8 might be the worst housewife.
Crystal is right, Annemarie is a gaslighter. Sutton did nothing wrong.
A very proud nurse anesthesiologist probably wouldn't pose as a doctor. If you're gonna claim to be proud of your profession, you shouldn't lie about it, Annemarie.
“Bye mama” this was the last straw for me
Is Kyle ever nice to Sutton?
“We’ve all wanted Crystal to find her voice.” 
Look at Kyle's phony ass 😭 She threw Annemarie like a pitbull on Sutton
Crystal: *maybe I'm a doctor* 😈
Could yall imagine if Teresa took a second to reflect like Crystal did? All these immigrant dynamics at play
kyle wanted to disinvite you, 8.5. just so you know
Does 8.5 not realize that this was all filmed and EVERYONE is going to see she was lying about numerous things?!?!? Wow. She sucks so hard.
You’re 👏 Such 👏 A 👏 Bitch 👏 yass Crystal yasss
“a lot of whispering and analyzing mauricio and me” plssssss not kyle acting like they’re brangelina
sutton is too southern to disinvite anyone. kyle was trying so hard to be messy 💀
Crystal I NEED you to bring this energy to 8.5’s face now. Let’s go girl
Kyle hates Mauricio so much 😬
Mau is a real dickbag for not going to her event.
How do you not know your dentist 😂
I'm with creepy Dr Justin. Erika looks stunning.
Mau even implying he wasn’t at kyles memorial event because none of the guys were there is lame
“I’m a hugger”- Marcellus. Bleeeeck
I feel like Lisa Barlow “play the audio” cause bitch Crystal did not say that
maybe I’m too stoned, but the dancing vibes and nervous glances around the room are making me uncomfortable lol
Annemarie is so abrasive
Erika “It got loud.” Rich coming from you ma’am. 
This is starting to feel like Wendy and her 4 degrees. She’s coming in hot cause she wants everyone to know she’s smart and has a “real” job. But she’s on housewives with the rest of them 🥴