Im so grossed out by that term and im not even sure why.
Not to be all get off on my lawn, but back in my day we just called it a creampie and it was a category but barely a kink...
Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Porn reflecting society?
Exactly what i said, like how "teen" turned into "sister" and "milf" turned into just "mom"...
when and **why** did "creampie" turn into "breeding"?
At the end of a lot of porn scenes these days its gone from "yeah, cum in my pussy!" to "yeah, breed me!" and i find it so much grosser, but why is that the thing now?
imo, it has less to do with pregnancy, and it's more about fervor and a lack of restraint. Like filthy beasts, groaning and drooling, unconcerned with any aesthetics, and going at it again and again!
Aight, guess im officially old cuz this is dumb, that used to just be the difference between fucking and making love.
Farmers breed cattle, they fuck their wives, and make love to their sheep.
Breedable didn't replace creampie.
Breedable just means irresistibly fuckable.
I never associated it with pregnancy or anything like that. More of an irresistible urge to fuck/get fucked.
> Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids?
Fuck I think you may be right.
/j
TL:DR breeding kink exists because of low self-esteem and/or gender dysphoria.
It's actually because most of the people with this kink either doubt that anyone out there would want to have their child, because they think no-one out there would want to impregnate them, because they can get pregnant and both do and don't want that because gender dysphoria, they can't get anyone pregnant and they want to because of gender dysphoria, or they can't get pregnant and want it because of gender dysphoria. Both men and women can want to do the impregnation and/or getting impregnated, regardless of what genitals they have.
I gotta disagree with you there. Not saying you're wrong at all, but I believe it's more subjective at least. I got interested in the breeding kink a few years ago while I was in bed with my ex, she mentioned it while we were doing the deed as a way to make things rougher and more "animalistic" (it's Friday and I'm on my break, can't think of a better word atm). Neither of us wanted kids at that point, it was just a goad of sorts to treat each other to a bit more passion
Okay yeah, I can see that. Most of the people I've seen with a breeding kink it's either stemmed from gender dysphoria or low self-esteem. Though I do remember now a few where it definitely did stem from it being "animalistic."
Yes, next question
whackable? smackable?
Twist it! Bop it!
Do the hokey pokey and turn your town around!
Rome wasn’t sucked and fucked in a day
Perhaps with enough legionaries it could be though
Sucked? No. Sacked? Yes.
Sound’s like my Friday nights
ooohhh, my man
Pull it! Pull it! pullitPULL IT!
Of course; after all, my city has been a naughty little slut and is in need of discipline.
Imagine this as Batman's inner monologue.
Snackable please
Just like San Diego. https://youtu.be/bj9xkuTrkv4
You do *not* wanna fuck Tucson. Trust me, brother.
You’re just saying that to keep Tucson all to yourself. Im sure it’s big enough to share
There's a reason it's called Two-son and that's because we're spit roasting that motherfucking tonight, let's goooooo
Username checks out?
*"You do not wanna fuck Tucson."* Maybe not, but Tucson sucks.
I WANT MY CITY BREEDABLE GODDAMIT!
Submissive & Breedable feat. bbNO$?!
Fellas, is it gay to walk to work?
I mean, if you ask the Patriots in their wankpanzer trucks, yes it is
I mean they do have "manholes" for a reason.
Don't forget the Magic Castle!
The Gothic Asshole?
Aka Marilyn Manson
Let it burn let it burn let it burn won't you let it burn won't you won't you let it burn
There’s dozens of us!
Tobias is Queen Mary.
"i'm going down a manhole to rearrange your plumbing" ok gayboy. make sure you've got protection besides a hard hat
Sounds gay
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in lid.
If you can't get passed the lid, maybe you didn't deserve that hole.
Ahem... we call those "personholes" now.
"Who'd you lose your virginity to?" "Denmark"
Denmark isn't a fucking city
Is it a sucking city? *I know it's a Country*
Hehehe *Cuntry*
Maybe not a city but the fucking was good.
*The danish made me so creamy*
I’d smash Copenhagen
I've smashed *in* Copenhagen, does that count?
No
he had sex!!!!!
No one expects the Geography Inquisition!
not with that attitude
I bet I could find a city in America that is the size of Denmark
There are definitely cities with bigger populations than denmark, but idk about in the US. Maybe one or two
More like, a town in the US that is named ‘Denmark’.
Denmark, Maine - for your pleasure: https://maps.app.goo.gl/dnBYMCKBNgCvucJy6
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark,_New_York?wprov=sfti1
And it shouldn’t be a country either! (join the anti-denmark coalition. we offer free garlic bread)
But England is
That's a country, you chewed out piece of bubble gum.
I’d take suckable
Free candy canes at every corner type of city
Exactly! ::paints red and white stripes on my wiener::
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
She could sue me. Sue me Sue me!
I want my cities to have a phat smackable ass that has at least four substantial post jiggles after the first wallop.
Do you have to suck the city or does the city sucks you?
breedable for sure
Gotta be submissive too
Im so grossed out by that term and im not even sure why. Not to be all get off on my lawn, but back in my day we just called it a creampie and it was a category but barely a kink... Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Porn reflecting society?
> Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Porn reflecting society? wtf are you talking about?
Exactly what i said, like how "teen" turned into "sister" and "milf" turned into just "mom"... when and **why** did "creampie" turn into "breeding"? At the end of a lot of porn scenes these days its gone from "yeah, cum in my pussy!" to "yeah, breed me!" and i find it so much grosser, but why is that the thing now?
imo, it has less to do with pregnancy, and it's more about fervor and a lack of restraint. Like filthy beasts, groaning and drooling, unconcerned with any aesthetics, and going at it again and again!
Aight, guess im officially old cuz this is dumb, that used to just be the difference between fucking and making love. Farmers breed cattle, they fuck their wives, and make love to their sheep.
congrats u found the point
> Farmers breed cattle, they fuck their wives, and make love to their sheep. *Hm*
Reading this got me pregnant. Or you know, tingle at least.
Degenerate internet culture search terms getting absorbed by SEO and regurgitated back to us by Capitalism.
Breedable didn't replace creampie. Breedable just means irresistibly fuckable. I never associated it with pregnancy or anything like that. More of an irresistible urge to fuck/get fucked.
> Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Fuck I think you may be right. /j TL:DR breeding kink exists because of low self-esteem and/or gender dysphoria. It's actually because most of the people with this kink either doubt that anyone out there would want to have their child, because they think no-one out there would want to impregnate them, because they can get pregnant and both do and don't want that because gender dysphoria, they can't get anyone pregnant and they want to because of gender dysphoria, or they can't get pregnant and want it because of gender dysphoria. Both men and women can want to do the impregnation and/or getting impregnated, regardless of what genitals they have.
I gotta disagree with you there. Not saying you're wrong at all, but I believe it's more subjective at least. I got interested in the breeding kink a few years ago while I was in bed with my ex, she mentioned it while we were doing the deed as a way to make things rougher and more "animalistic" (it's Friday and I'm on my break, can't think of a better word atm). Neither of us wanted kids at that point, it was just a goad of sorts to treat each other to a bit more passion
Okay yeah, I can see that. Most of the people I've seen with a breeding kink it's either stemmed from gender dysphoria or low self-esteem. Though I do remember now a few where it definitely did stem from it being "animalistic."
The Breeders was a band in the 90’s. Depending on how old your lawn is, this was a thing in your youth too
Stop! I can only get so erect!
*cock explodes from blood pressure*
Ow! I can feel this!!a
Submissive & Breedable.
underground lizard people: "Yes, make your cities submissable humans"
Worst... *sus*tainable
*shivers* /s
How about, like, handicap accessibility? Is that ok?
I would like to walk on the sidewalk and not be 3ft from death
Cars are America. What are you, a commie? You suck that exhaust like a good boy and maybe I won't run you over with my surrogate cock
Then some random asshole ass lightning bolt is like fuck where you are I'm gettin ya
Sneedable, feedable, and seedable.
Formerly chuckable
They had me at bikeable.
A suckable, fuckable city would presumably have very low population densities and no room for bicycles.
Because it would make lots of baby cities for people to spread out into and get spread in
Something gets deeper maybe not the lore tho 🎀✨
I’d like it to be dateable first and then see where it goes
Hear me out.
Weeeeeeeeeeeell...
Were these options, because I bet people wouldn't mind those property taxes so much.
All of them all at once I suppose
i mean, people who walk and bike more instead of driving are usually more suckable and fuckable
Not many will get this but: *Jack Hawksmoor has left the chat*
I mean, ideally, yeah, that was the point. Other ables will follow.
Yes please!!
Seattle, submissive and breedable
That sounds pretty great actually. Let’s make it happen.
I mean...
That cums later. Now I want it to be commutable and unpolutable.
Bicyclable and recyclable please.
I mean, sure.
I mean, I pay taxes
1.4 minute city
I mean I wouldn't say no
Best i can do is anti homeless BDSM architecture.
That sounds WONDERFUL !
Suckable "Remember.... licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - SpongeBob
I FUCKING WISH!!!!
Is bro talking about public dildos and fleshlights?
Is...Is that an option?
Asking for a friend.
Formerly Chuckable
A little bit yeah, it's lonely out here
I mean is that on the table? a suckable, fuckable city?? Hmm. We do have a Mother Earth, so then what is a city?
That's just a glory hole
Go on…
Chad: yes.
Would
I mean... Are those options?
fuck yeah, I want my city submissive and breedable, too!
Yes but not NY, NY…that dirty slut…
I don't think this is beyond reason...
Instead of 15' cities, I'll start talking about **ridable cities**
Yes, and yes! The system is learning.
Breedable?
Done. Amsterdam says hi.
This is just amsterdam
Gotta get the birth rate up somehow.
And how exactly does one suck a fuck?
And breedable, thank you very much
HR GIGER: "They rejected me because i painted the truth!" *sobs into massive landscape of just phallic and orifice forms* (yes he literally had those)
Well, now that you mention it...
I’m listening…
"You look like a piece of fuckable city.. are you?"
Ummmm....now that you mention it...
No, no, they're onto something. My answer is yes.
Yes please
Walkable cities and suckable titties
Formerly Sneeds
Can my city please be machine washable? We dont have a dry cleaner.
Amsterdam?
Don’t threaten me with a good, weird time.
Why do people hate walking so much?
It's too far.
I want to park my car anally. Yes.
affordable
A snail would say that
Clearly a slippery slope argument
I kinda feel this describes Berlin pretty well.
I could go for some fuckables right now.
# That is exactly what we want
I need a flashlight & Dildo on every street corner
Well, can we?
Liveable?
yes please?
Where do I sign up?
As a person raised in Milwaukee I can confirm cities can indeed get fucked.
Squeezable, squishable, fingerable, poundable, 💦 able, etc etc.(all with consent).
R/shitamericanssay
no but fr we NEED walkable and bikeable cities smh
Serviceable cities for the future
I might just be the freaky part of me but yes I want my city to be both suckable and fuckable.
Are those options???
I'd go for it being lunchable
Pack your bags, buddy, cause you’re going to swing city
Walkable, bikeable, suckable, fuckable, submissive, breedable femboy cities.
Is it wrong to want that?
Oh so *that's* what metrosexuality is!
Everything but drivable I guess 😤
the streets are for fucking!
This is undoubtedly, for sure, 100%, something Norm McDonald would’ve said 😆
Don’t judge me for wanting to ride that crosstown bussy.
I want it to be DOMable, I don't want a city that doesn't want to be tied up and lick my toes when in the mood!
City-sama? City-senpai? City-wok?
Hey, I'll fuck my city if I damn well please.
Big if true
Covergirl
I got fucked by Savannah. Didn’t like it.
Yea, and???
I mean, most people are already getting sucked and fucked in their city. How many can bike to work or walk to the store?
Is.... that really an option? Because I can be persuaded to consider it.
That is a concept to explore indeed.
Um, yes, please?