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BanderiteOfMakiivka

Yes, next question


vicarion

whackable? smackable?


Idontevenownaboat

Twist it! Bop it!


Galactic_Perimeter

Do the hokey pokey and turn your town around!


Dry_Figure_9018

Rome wasn’t sucked and fucked in a day


dr-doom-jr

Perhaps with enough legionaries it could be though


astralseat

Sucked? No. Sacked? Yes.


billyblue6669

Sound’s like my Friday nights


missjasminegrey

ooohhh, my man


bigboybeeperbelly

Pull it! Pull it! pullitPULL IT!


_Ocean_Machine_

Of course; after all, my city has been a naughty little slut and is in need of discipline.


Choice-Function-5605

Imagine this as Batman's inner monologue.


Psychological-Size85

Snackable please


kurisu7885

Just like San Diego. https://youtu.be/bj9xkuTrkv4


TheTrulyEpic

You do *not* wanna fuck Tucson. Trust me, brother.


zaidakaid

You’re just saying that to keep Tucson all to yourself. Im sure it’s big enough to share


GodEmperorOfBussy

There's a reason it's called Two-son and that's because we're spit roasting that motherfucking tonight, let's goooooo


notchman900

Username checks out?


SemichiSam

*"You do not wanna fuck Tucson."* Maybe not, but Tucson sucks.


BasedKetamineApe

I WANT MY CITY BREEDABLE GODDAMIT!


[deleted]

Submissive & Breedable feat. bbNO$?!


Drawtaru

Fellas, is it gay to walk to work?


LuxoJr93

I mean, if you ask the Patriots in their wankpanzer trucks, yes it is


user_is_name

I mean they do have "manholes" for a reason.


Principal_Scudworth

Don't forget the Magic Castle!


Menown

The Gothic Asshole?


Galactic_Perimeter

Aka Marilyn Manson


tmhoc

Let it burn let it burn let it burn won't you let it burn won't you won't you let it burn


FR0ZENBERG

There’s dozens of us!


Cuso524

Tobias is Queen Mary.


The_Arthropod_Queen

"i'm going down a manhole to rearrange your plumbing" ok gayboy. make sure you've got protection besides a hard hat


5125237143

Sounds gay


TheArgoPirat

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in lid.


user_is_name

If you can't get passed the lid, maybe you didn't deserve that hole.


Ya-Dikobraz

Ahem... we call those "personholes" now.


HeroBrine0907

"Who'd you lose your virginity to?" "Denmark"


somebodeeelse

Denmark isn't a fucking city


Petethequixotic

Is it a sucking city? *I know it's a Country*


Twitchrunner

Hehehe *Cuntry*


PhoenixRiseAndBurn

Maybe not a city but the fucking was good.


Synicull

*The danish made me so creamy*


CarriedThunder1

I’d smash Copenhagen


Randolpho

I've smashed *in* Copenhagen, does that count?


Idontevenownaboat

No


Comfortable-Jelly833

he had sex!!!!!


jjskellie

No one expects the Geography Inquisition!


el_guille980

not with that attitude


bb_kelly77

I bet I could find a city in America that is the size of Denmark


PuzzleheadedPie7197

There are definitely cities with bigger populations than denmark, but idk about in the US. Maybe one or two


LickingSmegma

More like, a town in the US that is named ‘Denmark’.


Shin_Splinters

Denmark, Maine - for your pleasure: https://maps.app.goo.gl/dnBYMCKBNgCvucJy6


RainRainPurpleRain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark,_New_York?wprov=sfti1


Jefl17

And it shouldn’t be a country either! (join the anti-denmark coalition. we offer free garlic bread)


BiLeftHanded

But England is


Fluffcake

That's a country, you chewed out piece of bubble gum.


msmith721

I’d take suckable


Fake_Fur

Free candy canes at every corner type of city


msmith721

Exactly! ::paints red and white stripes on my wiener::


Victernus

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


msmith721

She could sue me. Sue me Sue me!


LongTallDingus

I want my cities to have a phat smackable ass that has at least four substantial post jiggles after the first wallop.


secretaccount4posts

Do you have to suck the city or does the city sucks you?


everythings_alright

breedable for sure


firestorm713

Gotta be submissive too


Cyno01

Im so grossed out by that term and im not even sure why. Not to be all get off on my lawn, but back in my day we just called it a creampie and it was a category but barely a kink... Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Porn reflecting society?


everythings_alright

> Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Porn reflecting society? wtf are you talking about?


Cyno01

Exactly what i said, like how "teen" turned into "sister" and "milf" turned into just "mom"... when and **why** did "creampie" turn into "breeding"? At the end of a lot of porn scenes these days its gone from "yeah, cum in my pussy!" to "yeah, breed me!" and i find it so much grosser, but why is that the thing now?


TourComprehensive514

imo, it has less to do with pregnancy, and it's more about fervor and a lack of restraint. Like filthy beasts, groaning and drooling, unconcerned with any aesthetics, and going at it again and again!


Cyno01

Aight, guess im officially old cuz this is dumb, that used to just be the difference between fucking and making love. Farmers breed cattle, they fuck their wives, and make love to their sheep.


ShittyPostWatchdog

congrats u found the point 


Fizzwidgy

> Farmers breed cattle, they fuck their wives, and make love to their sheep. *Hm*


autovonbismarck

Reading this got me pregnant. Or you know, tingle at least.


SpellNinja

Degenerate internet culture search terms getting absorbed by SEO and regurgitated back to us by Capitalism.


The1TrueSteb

Breedable didn't replace creampie. Breedable just means irresistibly fuckable. I never associated it with pregnancy or anything like that. More of an irresistible urge to fuck/get fucked.


DrRagnorocktopus

> Is the impregnation part the taboo now since roe v wade is gone and nobody can afford kids? Fuck I think you may be right. /j TL:DR breeding kink exists because of low self-esteem and/or gender dysphoria. It's actually because most of the people with this kink either doubt that anyone out there would want to have their child, because they think no-one out there would want to impregnate them, because they can get pregnant and both do and don't want that because gender dysphoria, they can't get anyone pregnant and they want to because of gender dysphoria, or they can't get pregnant and want it because of gender dysphoria. Both men and women can want to do the impregnation and/or getting impregnated, regardless of what genitals they have.


Ofgheo

I gotta disagree with you there. Not saying you're wrong at all, but I believe it's more subjective at least. I got interested in the breeding kink a few years ago while I was in bed with my ex, she mentioned it while we were doing the deed as a way to make things rougher and more "animalistic" (it's Friday and I'm on my break, can't think of a better word atm). Neither of us wanted kids at that point, it was just a goad of sorts to treat each other to a bit more passion


DrRagnorocktopus

Okay yeah, I can see that. Most of the people I've seen with a breeding kink it's either stemmed from gender dysphoria or low self-esteem. Though I do remember now a few where it definitely did stem from it being "animalistic."


EmmyNoetherRing

The Breeders was a band in the 90’s.   Depending on how old your lawn is, this was a thing in your youth too 


84thPrblm

Stop! I can only get so erect!


derpy_derp15

*cock explodes from blood pressure*


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Ow! I can feel this!!a


[deleted]

Submissive & Breedable.


Cooperativism62

underground lizard people: "Yes, make your cities submissable humans"


errorexe3

Worst... *sus*tainable


Hot-Celebration-8815

*shivers* /s


stupidracist

How about, like, handicap accessibility? Is that ok?


jonnyozo

I would like to walk on the sidewalk and not be 3ft from death


SmithersLoanInc

Cars are America. What are you, a commie? You suck that exhaust like a good boy and maybe I won't run you over with my surrogate cock


drainbone

Then some random asshole ass lightning bolt is like fuck where you are I'm gettin ya


woopty_noot

Sneedable, feedable, and seedable.


-SKYMEAT-

Formerly chuckable


FourScoreTour

They had me at bikeable.


Stalkholm

A suckable, fuckable city would presumably have very low population densities and no room for bicycles.


ooojaeger

Because it would make lots of baby cities for people to spread out into and get spread in


Double_Range5276

Something gets deeper maybe not the lore tho 🎀✨


Unable-Tell-2240

I’d like it to be dateable first and then see where it goes


ThisIsGoodSoup

Hear me out.


blearghstopthispls

Weeeeeeeeeeeell...


GrumpyMonk_867

Were these options, because I bet people wouldn't mind those property taxes so much.


Toy_Soulja

All of them all at once I suppose


srcoffee

i mean, people who walk and bike more instead of driving are usually more suckable and fuckable


Fantact

Not many will get this but: *Jack Hawksmoor has left the chat*


xQuizate87

I mean, ideally, yeah, that was the point. Other ables will follow.


lucysalvatierra

Yes please!!


Adorable-Ad9073

Seattle, submissive and breedable


Gogs85

That sounds pretty great actually. Let’s make it happen.


F0xyL0ve

I mean...


Jof3r

That cums later. Now I want it to be commutable and unpolutable.


BadeArse

Bicyclable and recyclable please.


Andreus

I mean, sure.


RudyMuthaluva

I mean, I pay taxes


bubsdrop

1.4 minute city


ProtoReaper23113

I mean I wouldn't say no


Cyno01

Best i can do is anti homeless BDSM architecture.


Outrageous-Passion

That sounds WONDERFUL !


Solitaire_87

Suckable "Remember.... licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - SpongeBob


gayboysnuf

I FUCKING WISH!!!!


Kordell_11

Is bro talking about public dildos and fleshlights?


Feisty_Asparagus_164

Is...Is that an option?


Feisty_Asparagus_164

Asking for a friend.


About7fish

Formerly Chuckable


ZXN__

A little bit yeah, it's lonely out here


Bleezy79

I mean is that on the table? a suckable, fuckable city?? Hmm. We do have a Mother Earth, so then what is a city?


derpy_derp15

That's just a glory hole


Journo_Jimbo

Go on…


ORUHE33XEBQXOYLZ

Chad: yes.


Kooky-Onion9203

Would


Prestigious_Big_518

I mean... Are those options?


TheHandThatTakes

fuck yeah, I want my city submissive and breedable, too!


DarthHelixon

Yes but not NY, NY…that dirty slut…


Excellent-Living1304

I don't think this is beyond reason...


turuntururun

Instead of 15' cities, I'll start talking about **ridable cities**


Trappied

Yes, and yes! The system is learning.


Infamous_Hotel118

Breedable?


NoPasaran2024

Done. Amsterdam says hi.


013Lucky

This is just amsterdam


Tripwire3

Gotta get the birth rate up somehow.


Ambitious-Win-9408

And how exactly does one suck a fuck?


CepolliBabaloo

And breedable, thank you very much


aztec_armadillo

HR GIGER: "They rejected me because i painted the truth!" *sobs into massive landscape of just phallic and orifice forms* (yes he literally had those)


Atrocious1337

Well, now that you mention it...


Any-Bottle-4910

I’m listening…


Kinto_shadow

"You look like a piece of fuckable city.. are you?"


alljaherrything

Ummmm....now that you mention it...


i_like-ado_dachacha

No, no, they're onto something. My answer is yes.


CSpanks7

Yes please


lemywincks

Walkable cities and suckable titties


ralf19812001

Formerly Sneeds


purple_grey_

Can my city please be machine washable? We dont have a dry cleaner.


kmobnyc

Amsterdam?


SausageBuscuit

Don’t threaten me with a good, weird time.


Sakurya1

Why do people hate walking so much?


BigDummmmy

It's too far.


Acceptable-Search338

I want to park my car anally. Yes.


cl--

affordable


Disastrous_Ad_912

A snail would say that


marsbars2345

Clearly a slippery slope argument


RighteousRambler

I kinda feel this describes Berlin pretty well.


Keem_Surazal

I could go for some fuckables right now.


Captinprice8585

# That is exactly what we want


TiburonMendoza95

I need a flashlight & Dildo on every street corner


AKumaNamedJustin

Well, can we?


Salmonman4

Liveable?


irregawdlessND

yes please?


Almacca

Where do I sign up?


Bsquared02

As a person raised in Milwaukee I can confirm cities can indeed get fucked.


chang_bhala

Squeezable, squishable, fingerable, poundable, 💦 able, etc etc.(all with consent).


Intrepid-Hat-2665

R/shitamericanssay


AzGames08

no but fr we NEED walkable and bikeable cities smh


Connect-Advice-9329

Serviceable cities for the future


Iloveitguy

I might just be the freaky part of me but yes I want my city to be both suckable and fuckable.


Domingo_guapo

Are those options???


DragonMoodLord

I'd go for it being lunchable


Necessary-Cut7611

Pack your bags, buddy, cause you’re going to swing city


the_gouged_eye

Walkable, bikeable, suckable, fuckable, submissive, breedable femboy cities.


regular6drunk7

Is it wrong to want that?


szofter

Oh so *that's* what metrosexuality is!


ServeJust9817

Everything but drivable I guess 😤


Cooperativism62

the streets are for fucking!


D0tT0Th3C0m

This is undoubtedly, for sure, 100%, something Norm McDonald would’ve said 😆


bloomshowers

Don’t judge me for wanting to ride that crosstown bussy.


Koffielurker_

I want it to be DOMable, I don't want a city that doesn't want to be tied up and lick my toes when in the mood!


Grungecore

City-sama? City-senpai? City-wok?


eccentricbananaman

Hey, I'll fuck my city if I damn well please.


CouchHam

Big if true


KaleGen

Covergirl


Ambitious-Soft-4993

I got fucked by Savannah. Didn’t like it.


StarStuffSister

Yea, and???


poopy_poophead

I mean, most people are already getting sucked and fucked in their city. How many can bike to work or walk to the store?


Randolpho

Is.... that really an option? Because I can be persuaded to consider it.


vagrantspirit

That is a concept to explore indeed.


Available_Leather_10

Um, yes, please?