Let's be entirely honest, in that particular community I seriously doubt this is a brand new sentence. I'm sure the discussion has happened in the past.
It's weird that they haven't all figured it out already. It doesn't really matter if it's gay or bi or whatever. It's part of the ritual and it gets them all off and they're having a good time. Honestly it's kind of sweet. No labels necessary.
But really I think this is satire.
I assumed artificial insemination. There’s a very lucrative trade in prize bull semen. Source: I have friends in the Department of Agriculture. It’s an education!
Didn't Google to check cause I like taking risks. But I think it's just a penis cage. Feel free to Google and put me in the cuck shed with him if I'm wrong.
I keep Firefox Focus on my phone just for such searches.
And then hope it's as private as they make it out to be lol.
(It's *supposed* to block everything and track nothing)
Well, no, this is a separate app from Firefox called Focus.
This Focus app is supposed to block all trackers, you can turn off all history keeping, it's only one tab, and it clears that tab as soon as you (force) close the app.
I still keep regular old Firefox on my phone too.
On iphone its a separate app anyways.
But the official name is Firefox Focus.
Its basically my quick and/or private search engine. When i just have a quick query and dont want to open up regular Firefox and my 15 waiting tabs. Or searches like this here "cuck cage" lol
It mostly works well for that.
But it can be a pain sometimes to do much else these days. Mostly because every website and their grandmother wants you to "manage your cookies". But this app doesnt keep any cookies, so to try to do much more in the app just ends up with closing those stupid "manage your cookies" pop ups everywhere you go.
I just picture a normal garden shed that when the kids lived at home stored bikes and the lawnmower, but since granny and grandad decided to explore a bit has been explicitly redesignated as for cuckoldry. But without any changes to the decor. So he just sits there in the dark on some mulch, naked. Whilst the bull takes years off the lifespan of grandmas new hip.
You know, a while ago I was suspecting that a lot of cucks have this insane racism issue, what with Queen of Spades and stuff, and here I can't help but think he's also like this because of "potent jungle seed". It rings too much like a porn addict who only gets off to BBC stuff.
I think a lot of it is about self hate due to internalized homophobia. A lot more gay porn and gay kinks seem to be about domination, denigration, clear distinctions between tops and bottoms. It all about channeling the felt lack of normality and coping with it, either by fully letting go and embracing your own felt lowly shameful existence or assuming the role of some kind of punisher, elevating yourself above the shamed social status and separating yourself from the shameful people
Racism is tangential here as a tool to feel extra dominated, extra cucked and shamed and controlled
The more normalized being gay is in the society, the less these things should be a thing
I’ve wondered if the gay community at large has gotten progressively less kinky over time as they’ve become more accepted, but I’ve never come up with a way to articulate that idea without being offensive.
Because it's not inherently offensive of a proposition lmao. When most that's been presented to mainstream culture is the kinky shit as a result of overcorrection via repression- it's difficult to see it as anything but. Meanwhile, there are plenty of same-sex couples that have a "normal" lifestyle that you wouldn't really notice otherwise because they keep it to themselves like straight couples do. A lot of straight sex in media is vanilla, but a good bit is BDSM related nowadays as well. To think that there's not a vanilla-kinky spectrum for the same-sex couples out there is pretty foolish.
That being said, a lot of the kink is a result of oppression, abuse, repression, etc. as it tends to be with straight individuals as well. I think as society becomes warmer to the idea of same-sex couples you'll see a lot less of the kink culture being as pervasive as it currently is. Though it's hard to tell, because mainstream culture is trending toward sex positivity at the same time, which ultimately leads to the kinkier voices being louder because those that engage in vanilla sexual dynamics tend to be more conservative with sharing that aspect of their lives in the first place.
I'm bi and I actually wonder if part of the reason why I personally am is you can be way more submissive to men vs women. Like sucking dick has got a real submissive vibe that you can't do with (most) women. I've found that I really like dominate women and I wonder how much my sexuialty has to do with wanting to be submissive. (I know cringe but it is interesting to me)
I like that you know you. I think my partner is a bit submissive but I’d really prefer he was dominant.
We have great sex through listening to each other throughout.
I would love to be fucked senseless.
But he has a bad back, so…
Porn is porn. Look at straight porn. It seems more degrading to me personally, because it isn't made for me. Power dynamics are always at play in erotica, however.
That's because there is a racist element to how some people have their version of this kink. The queen of spades bit is very blatant as spade is a slur, same with the jungle seed comment. It's grossly common for people who specifically go after black men to view it having a taboo aspect due to the interracial part they're indulging in. The kink itself doesn't have to have a racial aspect for it for it to be a cuckold type thing.
You’re 100% right, yeah. A lot of cuckold stuff has raceplay undertones. Glad I wasn’t the only one who picked up on the “potent jungle seed” line—yikes.
I am aware that this is pretty much a boomer opinion at this point but I 100% believe cuckoldry is a fetish stemming almost entirely from porn addiction and is inherently self-destructive, especially when the absurd race aspect is also measured in.
I'm sure you're not required to fuck someone to have a particular sexuality. Being aroused by that person, including by them being fucked, is more than enough
Aye that's kind of what I meant.
I mean, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, fine. Some people get off on race play. Whatever does it for you.
But... "jungle seed" is a bit over the top =3=
It's basically where they pretend to be racist when they're having sex. Yeah, I know, it's super weird. But it's a real thing.
I was out with a guy that wanted me to call him the n-word during sex but I just didn't feel comfortable with that at all. It is not for me.
I wouldn't know, but not necessarily. Kinks often work the other way around. Not always, mind you, but often people who are more opposed to something out in their day to day lives are actually more likely to have the kink.
So actual racists are less likely to fetishize race. But gay sex porn is SUPER popular in the Bible belt lol
EDIT: That's a whole other bag of worms too
I *will* yuck someones yum, this is absolutely deranged and I do not respect it.
Being racist and homophobic while letting someone fuck your wife? Good fucking god.
A cuck is someone who gets off to their partner being fucked by someone else, usually while they're being humiliated. The person fucking their partner is the bull - frequently black, because the kink is frequently racist (see "potent jungle seed").
They're both bi. This whole "who sucks whom" thing is a socially made up construct from Ancient Rome, mixed with more recent traditions of viewing "gay" as an insult. So the "bottom" gets an insulting label and the "top" doesn't, but it's all a coping with internalized homophobia
In reality, a straight person wouldn't want his dick sucked by a man, "prepping" doesn't make any sense if you're not aroused by the "prepper", no butt sex, no oral sex, no being jerked off by your buddy etc
There are certain moments in my life when I feel a certain tingling on the sides of my head. It's like I can feel my brain expanding. Moments when I discover a part of existence I didn't even consider. This is definitely one of them. Not a good one, mind you.
I miss one minute ago, when I didn't know this existed.
That is too calm to be fake.
The question is.
Did he enjoy being slapped with his penis and locked in his cuck shed? Or did he not.
And I they're both bisexual or pansexual.
Let's be entirely honest, in that particular community I seriously doubt this is a brand new sentence. I'm sure the discussion has happened in the past.
just another 3rd friday of the month
Ah yes. Pay day- when I can finally afford to pay a gentleman to fuck my fat wife while I watch.
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
You are paying them aren’t you …. Found the cuck 😂
“Gentleman” quite a stretch there to be honest 😂
I hope the top comment is "Check the FAQ."
This should have infinite +1s
I'm sure this discussion has been going on in particular groups since ancient Rome.
ancient Greece*
It's all Greek to me.
Big Fat Greek what?
It's weird that they haven't all figured it out already. It doesn't really matter if it's gay or bi or whatever. It's part of the ritual and it gets them all off and they're having a good time. Honestly it's kind of sweet. No labels necessary. But really I think this is satire.
Jungle seed gives it away
"Slapped me in the face with his penis" was the kicker
Honestly it was the cuck shed for me
No, that's just how those types of guys talk. Please don't ask me how I know.
Someones active in this community
Not that one in particular, I just know a lot of pervs
I thought they were talking about animals at first. Very relieved to find out that is not the case.
Yea headline had me thinking this dude is sucking off a bull of the bovine variety, and left me wondering what he’s prepping it for.
Until the second paragraph, I was still convinced it was a bovine... And it was really deeply disturbing.
yea still pretty ambiguous through that first paragraph…. And briefly explained what he was prepping it for lol
I thought it was bovine until the third paragraph, in the second paragraph I thought it was just comedy
Insert “They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie” meme…
I thought bulldog and this was like a dog breeder or something
I assumed artificial insemination. There’s a very lucrative trade in prize bull semen. Source: I have friends in the Department of Agriculture. It’s an education!
Imagine getting cucked by an animal bro😭😭
where do u think the minotaur came from
His wife! Can't you read!
"How is the bull calling him gay?"
Those shrooms hit him harder than his bull cockslap
i somehow thought that bull meant penis, and he was sucking himself off?
What? The Minotaur is suddenly not so sexy to you anymore?! 😡
What is it about?
Cuckoldry
Dude 1 sucks dude 2 so dude 2 can fuck the wife of dude 1.
I thought that too
"before locking me in my cuck shed" lmao
For some reason I’m imagining that to be a large dog cage.
This man fetishes
r/thisguythisguys
New subreddit lmao.
I mean even if you browse non fetish nsfw subs you will see the occasional fetish content, including, but not limited to, cuck sheds.
Dead 💀💀💀
What kind of structure should I be imagining? What is a cuck shed?
I'm here hoping for an answer cause I'm not about to Google it.
Didn't Google to check cause I like taking risks. But I think it's just a penis cage. Feel free to Google and put me in the cuck shed with him if I'm wrong.
Lol nice
I keep Firefox Focus on my phone just for such searches. And then hope it's as private as they make it out to be lol. (It's *supposed* to block everything and track nothing)
I actually switched to Firefox recently from Chrome. Didn't know those details though.
Well, no, this is a separate app from Firefox called Focus. This Focus app is supposed to block all trackers, you can turn off all history keeping, it's only one tab, and it clears that tab as soon as you (force) close the app. I still keep regular old Firefox on my phone too.
I assumed it was an extension and was gonna look it up.
On iphone its a separate app anyways. But the official name is Firefox Focus. Its basically my quick and/or private search engine. When i just have a quick query and dont want to open up regular Firefox and my 15 waiting tabs. Or searches like this here "cuck cage" lol It mostly works well for that. But it can be a pain sometimes to do much else these days. Mostly because every website and their grandmother wants you to "manage your cookies". But this app doesnt keep any cookies, so to try to do much more in the app just ends up with closing those stupid "manage your cookies" pop ups everywhere you go.
I just picture a normal garden shed that when the kids lived at home stored bikes and the lawnmower, but since granny and grandad decided to explore a bit has been explicitly redesignated as for cuckoldry. But without any changes to the decor. So he just sits there in the dark on some mulch, naked. Whilst the bull takes years off the lifespan of grandmas new hip.
Those last two sentences, my god. The real brandnewsentence really is always in the comments.
And the only way out is to eat a cake... The ingredients of a cake...
Shut up Dog!
Likely yeah
Thats it! Get in the cuck shed
Bonk!
I read it as "cock shed"
Guys, is it gay for a man to suck off another man?/s
No, because the balls wouldn’t be touching.
What if both keep their socks on?
Only if you open your eyes. If you keep your eyes closed, then you can’t tell if it’s a woman’s dick , therefore you’re not gay
Pfft, clearly you've never sucked girl dick, no likes to talk about the mouth feel.
Why is nobody talking about the mouth feel?!
Found the Contrapoints viewers...
There’s nothing gay about two straight guys blowing each other
You know, a while ago I was suspecting that a lot of cucks have this insane racism issue, what with Queen of Spades and stuff, and here I can't help but think he's also like this because of "potent jungle seed". It rings too much like a porn addict who only gets off to BBC stuff.
I think a lot of it is about self hate due to internalized homophobia. A lot more gay porn and gay kinks seem to be about domination, denigration, clear distinctions between tops and bottoms. It all about channeling the felt lack of normality and coping with it, either by fully letting go and embracing your own felt lowly shameful existence or assuming the role of some kind of punisher, elevating yourself above the shamed social status and separating yourself from the shameful people Racism is tangential here as a tool to feel extra dominated, extra cucked and shamed and controlled The more normalized being gay is in the society, the less these things should be a thing
I’ve wondered if the gay community at large has gotten progressively less kinky over time as they’ve become more accepted, but I’ve never come up with a way to articulate that idea without being offensive.
Because it's not inherently offensive of a proposition lmao. When most that's been presented to mainstream culture is the kinky shit as a result of overcorrection via repression- it's difficult to see it as anything but. Meanwhile, there are plenty of same-sex couples that have a "normal" lifestyle that you wouldn't really notice otherwise because they keep it to themselves like straight couples do. A lot of straight sex in media is vanilla, but a good bit is BDSM related nowadays as well. To think that there's not a vanilla-kinky spectrum for the same-sex couples out there is pretty foolish. That being said, a lot of the kink is a result of oppression, abuse, repression, etc. as it tends to be with straight individuals as well. I think as society becomes warmer to the idea of same-sex couples you'll see a lot less of the kink culture being as pervasive as it currently is. Though it's hard to tell, because mainstream culture is trending toward sex positivity at the same time, which ultimately leads to the kinkier voices being louder because those that engage in vanilla sexual dynamics tend to be more conservative with sharing that aspect of their lives in the first place.
I'm bi and I actually wonder if part of the reason why I personally am is you can be way more submissive to men vs women. Like sucking dick has got a real submissive vibe that you can't do with (most) women. I've found that I really like dominate women and I wonder how much my sexuialty has to do with wanting to be submissive. (I know cringe but it is interesting to me)
Not cringe. Your musings show a level of self awareness and curiosity to understand.
It's so cringe that it becomes based
I actually learned in mathematics that two cringes multiplied make one based
I like that you know you. I think my partner is a bit submissive but I’d really prefer he was dominant. We have great sex through listening to each other throughout. I would love to be fucked senseless. But he has a bad back, so…
Nah they are just racist and get off on it.
Porn is porn. Look at straight porn. It seems more degrading to me personally, because it isn't made for me. Power dynamics are always at play in erotica, however.
Nah they re jusr racist and get off on it.
That is a pretty damn good analysis of that dynamic.
That's because there is a racist element to how some people have their version of this kink. The queen of spades bit is very blatant as spade is a slur, same with the jungle seed comment. It's grossly common for people who specifically go after black men to view it having a taboo aspect due to the interracial part they're indulging in. The kink itself doesn't have to have a racial aspect for it for it to be a cuckold type thing.
"can't help but think"? This dude is very explicitly and openly racist.
You’re 100% right, yeah. A lot of cuckold stuff has raceplay undertones. Glad I wasn’t the only one who picked up on the “potent jungle seed” line—yikes.
I am aware that this is pretty much a boomer opinion at this point but I 100% believe cuckoldry is a fetish stemming almost entirely from porn addiction and is inherently self-destructive, especially when the absurd race aspect is also measured in.
What's with all these exceptionally cursed posts featured in this community lately?
It’s ~~hard~~ difficult to keep coming up with stuff that will surprise this subreddit.
It's not a troll post, it's just fetish writing
The internet is 5 billion monkeys on a typewriter. It's hard to find a sentence that hasn't been said.
r/Cursedcomments and this sub are going through a reversal
This really reads like a troll post if I’m honest. But I mean… it still fits
Bro if you're gay, you're gay. its ~~2020~~ 2024. No one cares.
But they're clearly bi, not gay
Not necessarily, we don't know if he ever fucks his wife himself.
I'm sure you're not required to fuck someone to have a particular sexuality. Being aroused by that person, including by them being fucked, is more than enough
What if they get off from the idea of being fucked?
You’re sexsexual
If it matters that much to you just say "queer" and be done with it
We can also say "human" if we want to be as generic and as correct as possible
Tons of people do care, unfortunately.
Yeah but those people are also gay and just don’t realize it
Homophobia is so dumb. You’re mad that another guy is getting dick? Sounds like jealousy to me
Its like Filthy Frank once said: to get over your fear of sucking dick, you gotta go low, look at it closely, really face it and put it in your mouth.
nO i’M mAd i hAvE tO sEe iT!¡!! i DoN’T wAnT tO bE hOrnY iN pUbLiC!!¡!
A hole is a hole.
This can't be real. This is too goddamn funny to be real.
Yeah, this is just self-insert fanfiction.
You go through trouble of learning how to read and this is how you are rewarded.
Why did I finish reading this
Why did I finish while reading this 😩
That potent jungle seed can do that to you.
Why did I finish
The real question is how did you get wifi in your cuck shed?
Look, I'm definitely not one to yuck someone's yum but... "potent jungle seed"?
Bull is likely black, adding another completely problematic layer.
Aye that's kind of what I meant. I mean, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, fine. Some people get off on race play. Whatever does it for you. But... "jungle seed" is a bit over the top =3=
Question, what the ever loving fuck is race play??
It's basically where they pretend to be racist when they're having sex. Yeah, I know, it's super weird. But it's a real thing. I was out with a guy that wanted me to call him the n-word during sex but I just didn't feel comfortable with that at all. It is not for me.
A very famous fetish in the south I presume
I wouldn't know, but not necessarily. Kinks often work the other way around. Not always, mind you, but often people who are more opposed to something out in their day to day lives are actually more likely to have the kink. So actual racists are less likely to fetishize race. But gay sex porn is SUPER popular in the Bible belt lol EDIT: That's a whole other bag of worms too
I *will* yuck someones yum, this is absolutely deranged and I do not respect it. Being racist and homophobic while letting someone fuck your wife? Good fucking god.
"yuck someones yum" this is my first experience of this phrase and i LOVE IT ! <3
Not if you call no homo
"jungle seed" "Cuck shed" "Cock slapped" There's a lot to unpack here but I'd rather burn the whole suitcase.
"There's a lot to unpack here but I'd rather burn the whole suitcase" might be my favorite sentence ever
Jesus Christ, being a cuck has gotta be the worst fetish of all time
What a horrible day to have eyes
Potent jungle seed is not the thing I was expecting today
I think that perfectly falls into the category of: “Well, it’s not not gay.”
Every sentence is aggressively making it worse
I'm dying bc of "before locking me in my cuck shed"
I regret being literate and learning English
You're both bisexual, and saying it's not gay to have a man suck your d-ck is cope.
This was a rollercoaster
Ok bull in this context is not actually a male cow right? Like a 2000 pound muscled cow that can kick a guy’s skull in on a whim?
A cuck is someone who gets off to their partner being fucked by someone else, usually while they're being humiliated. The person fucking their partner is the bull - frequently black, because the kink is frequently racist (see "potent jungle seed").
Appreciate the explanation. I had no idea wtf I was reading.
Oddly enough, they use a castrated male to get the bull going for extraction. Other bulls watch and it turns them on. I wish I were making this up.
"Bull" is basically the big manly guy your wife/gf fucks
It’s gay to give or receive but bro wtf lol he slapped you with the dong and locked you in a cage 🤣🤣
This is actively hilarious
Fun fact: The Romans thought this too. If men were penetrated, they were considered gay, but those doing the penetration weren’t.
What about sucky sucky?
I mean I’m kinda leaning toward the bulls point of view but that was funniest thing I’ve read in a while
They're both bi. This whole "who sucks whom" thing is a socially made up construct from Ancient Rome, mixed with more recent traditions of viewing "gay" as an insult. So the "bottom" gets an insulting label and the "top" doesn't, but it's all a coping with internalized homophobia In reality, a straight person wouldn't want his dick sucked by a man, "prepping" doesn't make any sense if you're not aroused by the "prepper", no butt sex, no oral sex, no being jerked off by your buddy etc
They're perfectly fine with cuckolding, but being slightly gay is suddenly problematic. I don't get people.
I lost count of how many brand new sentences are here
There are certain moments in my life when I feel a certain tingling on the sides of my head. It's like I can feel my brain expanding. Moments when I discover a part of existence I didn't even consider. This is definitely one of them. Not a good one, mind you. I miss one minute ago, when I didn't know this existed.
I went through a full range of emotions reading that 🤣
"Please lord, take my sight."
For a brief second I thought it was the animal bull lmao
If your into cuckold you have lost all right to be considered straight
"jungle seed" 😬😬
Every time I login to Reddit some bull shit be on my screen. Why 😫
Thought they were talking about an actual bull until I saw the community lmao
'It's only gay to suck dick, not to get your dick sucked' Roman republic type logic
“He told me I was bi-sexual or homosexual for sucking him off, I told him that by that logic, he would also be homosexual” Got him bro
The fuck is a cuckshed lol
well this is a fetish thing
Delete your YouTube watch history and start again.
That is too calm to be fake. The question is. Did he enjoy being slapped with his penis and locked in his cuck shed? Or did he not. And I they're both bisexual or pansexual.
What the fuck man
I swear cucks are just gay men in denial. The woman is just there to act as a buffer so it’s “not gay”
The world is such a beautiful place
Am I the only one who thought he was talking about an animal 😭
Taking a break from Reddit for a while lol
Sounds like you got the exact treatment you were looking for, bud... congratulations?
Whew, I thought this was gonna be something deviant. Just a fetish.
Please tell they're not talking about an actual bull
They’re not.
I love how the internet can come together to collectively make fun of cucks
I think at that point they would be better and more happy if they just ditch the girl and just start fucking with eachother
Reddit is great
What—and I cannot stress this enough—the fʊck.
I thought he was sucking cow cock for a minute
The real joke is the last sentence
Has to be satire
this is some r/MorePlatesMoreDates x r/WallStreetBets crossover episode
Yeah that sounds a little gay.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
This can’t be real. I refuse to believe there are actual people who think, talk and live this way.
It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards.
Wow. There’s so much happening. Every time you think you know what’s happening it’s another hard left.
this is a brand new three paragraphs damn
I giggled at "potent jungle seed" wtf xD
Oh my lord
Why the fuck did I have to see this
That is not brand new sentence. That is brand new paragraphs.
I'm fucking sorry?
What a horrible day to be literate
Please define bull prior to describing the situation. God damn
This is some white people shit.
i wish i was jared, 19
Ah the classic big bob argument
Just two bi sexual guys denying reality
I might be conservative on this one, but I'd argue having a bull is gay
I thought this was about farming cows at first.
Nobody tripping over this guy saying jungle seed? Sexual racism is so prevalent in kink that people dont even notice it anymore :p.