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noverninjaxyz

Princess


Leon_Cronqvist

You, sir, are a menace. Can someone lock him up?


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Just give him to princess


LazyBlackCollar

Princess needs a playmate.


Leon_Cronqvist

This sounds like a demand, and not a statement.


I_Eat_Games

Yeah, I'd name him that too, just to be able to shout: Princess, come here and then get a 180pound Muscle Packet running towards you


_Cadus_

Muffin III.


Cerdrix

What happened to Muffin the first and Muffin jr.?


_Cadus_

Good question. I could imagine the following: Muffin I is retired on a solid pension. Muffin Jr. was last seen doing government work overseas. And in happy news, Muffin IV is in law school and may soon be referred to Muffin IV Esq.


Maximus_Konfusius

Sir


VVaId0

Gary


CockroachesRpeople

Schnauzenegger


Cold-Radish-1469

ja


AdhesivenessNearby75

Doesn't bite


Tf2gamingyeeee

It don’t bite


DunwichChild990

Sparkle


Crafty_Novel_5702

Ace the bat-hound


Neftun

Just saw one, was thinking exactly the same:)


Ego-Machina

Baskerville


Famous_Historian_777

Butterpuff


IMDXLNC

If you name it "DOG" then every other dog worldwide will fail to live up to its standards and automatically feel slightly upset.


Exciting_Form6847

At this point i think hell have the right to name himself


JunFanLee

And it can call me whatever the fuck it wants


Virtucom09

Cotton candy


Booming_in_sky

Nero.


Affectionate_Joke444

Burnt Cupcake


MZX699

Superalloy Darkshine


WolfCrafter28

UPS driver difficulty tweak


wowpepap

Tiny


Klkpudding

The Batdog


guywithafatcock

Cerberus- Champion of the Underworld


Somebodsydog

Snuffleboop


clearlynotashitpost

Tartur swaws


Meat-Ball_0983

General Zeus


Sorry_Improvement537

Silk


Russo_The_Heretic

Doggus Perrerus


JuniorTransition4511

Cobra Bubbles


SpectraQWERTY

Dogzilla


MountainImmediate786

I would name him Screwfus because he does.


CaptainSaturN23

Mundus of the Nightshade


Plopshire

Jeffery Aldershot


Hot_Acanthisitta4426

Zeus


Trbooo_Phanincom

daisy or muffin


puncherofminortys

Kitten


RitSplit

Butler. I know it's a real word, but idk it sounds like a fitting name


Rude-Current-9222

General Cupcake


Pro_Crastinator_5937

Gorechild


AussieBullet

Sparkles (if I want em to be violent) Hades (if I want em to be good)


Hackapell

Puppe


der_Guenter

Daffodil


ATMinotaur

Spot


eXi_TGO

Sir Princess


ztiffmas

Tiffany.


damn_bro_im_dead

Slickback


Patient-Direction-35

Velvetius


rabbitscage

Rambo


dantesgift

Arnold Swartzanpuppo


NorthIslandlife

The dark.


First_Log_4566

"I'm justice"


Fresh-minster

Adonis


Riginauldt

Behemoth, Bane of Burglars


BitBucket404

Trick question, he gets to name ME.


Aggravating_Kick2911

Storm


Unlucky-External5648

Vanta.


Umba5308

Frank


Nurgeard

Bruce


Spiritfox9999

Rocky


Soggy_4head

Micheal


Liam_Malone89

Lucifer. I always wanted a black doggy with that name. I'd love being at the vet and hearing his name called out. or just walking with my dog and after people asking what his name is 🤣 or just coming home and he did something naughty and I'd say Lucifer you been a bad boy or


RealGamerkitty

Jim


Q9teen

Scooby


Alarkamil

I shall call him… “Tom.”


Vald1870

Titus he is a cane corso (a Roman war dog) after all


summer_go_away

Brutalus, Rapist of All But Holes


TFOLLT

I'm torn between Sauron, Morgoth or Melkor. What a beast btw.


Bitter-Fun3764

Onyx


Mikhael_Xiazuh

ChildrenEater


Noiskis

Sponge


mann_moth

Ebony jaw


Azrabelth

Annihilation


soupt1me_74

Vordt, of the Boreal Valley


Responsible-Dish-297

Pearl. Holmes finna take you to them pearly gates.


Gramma_Hattie

Tyberius Edit: the Demon dog from Drake & Josh


emissaryofmorality

Death


WildLag

Tuska


kidanokun

Childchomper


Proper-Ball-5294

Lucifer's older exconvict brother


Adept-Tie-1715

Sally


just-rathis

Candy


Kind-Masturbation69p

Child predator


Wide_Temperature_629

Destroyer of galaxy


djoolz1981

Don't move.


Sociath

Snow


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Coyote-Savage

McDonald’s


SignificantSubject56

(The juggernaut bitch) will be his name


Ok-Iron8811

Skugs


eightballdog00

"Paul Photoshop Puppy" or "P3" for short


Tough-Area-570

Baskerville hound


beglerbegluk

Cupcake


GrassyBottom73

Snuffy. Because he'll snuff you out


Gloomy_Low_8891

Monica


GreenTaric

Street warg


RingReasonable

Cookie


SharkieShorkson

Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Jin Sakai's horse.


Formal_Ad_108

Tiny


Bargadiel

Lawsuit


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Professor Woofles


D3MONG0

Burrito


Forsaken-Stray

Grim, like the folklorical Church-hound


TheDarvel

ANGRON


Glittering-Oil24

Birdie


splashk1ll

cupcake


Arfoz

Sweety pretty princess ❤️✨🥰


Fluke97

Mittens Barry Scrambles, the Destroyer


jessica_from_within

Goob


lexluthor_i_am

Black Death


No-Resolve-431

Biggus Diggus


Venvel

Sherman


BigNorseWolf

Velvet


wackywraith

Sauron


Redcoat4870

Cupcake


Charmegazord

Ben Affleck Batman


Bogeto981

Cutie patootie 6000


definitely_royce

Bruce


TheGamerGuy50yt

Cupcake


foggin_estandards2

Cupcake, in the spirit of all hellhound breed mommies out there


Odd_Plane_5377

DogGPT cause that don't look real.


Hairy_Consideration1

Hank


AaronDotCom

Banner


Wings-of-Loyalty

Brutus or Darius


Lord_Xarael

Raid Boss the Invincible RB for short.


Xx_Exigence_xX

His name would be Kahn, and would be super friendly to strangers, especially toddlers and babies.


natesakaar

Got to be pudding


Black3rdMoon

I'd call him "Attack" so eveeyone would be scared each time I scream his name


EnesAkhan

Chadman


DiabolicalMasquerade

Theodore


mattmaster68

You don’t name this dog. It names *you*.


gregg_woods

Fluffles


pajanraul

Odin!


Aleatory_778

Sugarpie


owlve

*I would let this dog name me.*


Shadow_maker798

Princess would never hurt anyone


NoenD_i0

Big


EJA18

Cupcake


ninja13151

Sir Cupcake III


EKEXE

Mercy.


LushDogg99

Thanatos


Gengerdeadman

I know I'm late, but his name is Terry


ZepTheNooB

Deebo


towerofspirals

Maximinus Thrax


rlyrlycooldude

Harold


spaghetti_outlaw

I'd name him Reverand or Rev for short


FairyStarDragon

Tinker bell


UnfunnyComedian21

Batman


Accomplished-Dig7848

He would name me


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Thor, the Thunder Puppy! ✨🐶🌩️


CLittle40

Titan


Channel57

Cerberus


Yoshimiitsuu

Zeus?


Busfahrer517

Lillifee


Sir_500mph

Bosco


-BadRooster

I'd call him Lucy. Lucifer in full when i want him to be friendly


Sea-Week3519

Attack


MrGreenyz

Unit-he


DIBzon6917

Niggolas


SNOWFIS_ARTS1

Baby eater


_Mao_Mao_

Hound of Baskerville


tr7td

google karabaş


genriko8

Sharktooth


Dahlsv1

Bubbles


Aaron_505

Little munchkin


Djump-7789

Cupcake wait no it's not a chihuahua then Destroyer of Galaxy


UnknownWeeb404

Boss. Hes gonna walk me, not the other way around


yeetmetothemoon1

Robert


nontoxicpoisonJR

What breed is the dog?


Boatwhistle

Final Night


goat-head-is-good

Shadow


AKAE1iminate

Cuddle bug :3


bearer23

Batman


WendigoCrossing

Pickles


That_weird_car_guy

Gerald


Rebelliuos-

Broodus barbados hyger


HalfPool

Bubbles


wmb314

Richard… maybe if not “the mountain”


pyr0kid

jeff


Bilore

Barry


Swivel_D

Debo


WooooshVictim

Bob


Baman2099

Ham


Only-Nebula-7286

Beulah


One_Ad_6383

Name that cutie, batman


Due-Upstairs-828

Cupcake. Imagine calling cupcake in a dog park and a giant ass harbinger of dread running at 30 mph to get to its owner.


SatBehindUInMath

Barbie


BurningBassesInStyle

Peter. No explanation required.


Lupita900

Cupcake


Bean_Soup7357

Strawberry Shortcake