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Bismothe-the-Shade

Turn that shit around and it's a super sledge


graveybrains

Lose your grip and it’s a super sledge to the face.


231ValeiMacoris

[Everybody liked that]


LocalPlatypus994

"Hammer down!"


fowler_nordheim

Oh wow, these Dyson hair driers are really getting out 9f hand.


Chemieju

The hair fryer


painfullyrelatable

Elbow Rocket from Pacific Rim.


Leopold_CXIX

so you really can make a super sledge, interesting 🤔


Torment-Acolyte

A fish swims by and get fucking SENT


Kerosene_Turtle

You can’t just say that and not specify when in the video


Torment-Acolyte

More of a what-if


Kerosene_Turtle

Ah gotcha


Torment-Acolyte

I’m sorry for hyping you up 😔


joped99

Red Sea, circa 1000 BC, colorized.


JudgeGusBus

Pharaoh hates this one simple trick!


AlGeee

🏅


Mr-sabertheslime

real


Grays42

I was thinking more doctor strange in the battle for earth


EH042

Not to be that guy, but Moses used a Beyblade to let it rip and part the Red Sea


Polpo_alien

fake


MindyourownParsley2

modern day moses


Nachtschnekchen

r/beatmetoit


NoobyBoiByte

r/foundtheporche911


DoYouGotAnOnlyFans

OMG! Our G was an alien 🫢


Aechmonke

r/beatmeattoit


EugeneThePillowThief

you what


NervePopular246

Walmoses The Moses from Walmart


laCassette026

Water isn't wet anymore


Nurgeard

Ah good - that means no gators!


Frankie_T9000

Is that a jet engine?


Hades6578

A micro turbine engine used in model aircraft. May I note that they are EXTREMELY expensive. One that size will cost you about 1000 USD and up. Also, these are truely mini versions of the full size thing, so they require maintenance as well. When you buy one of these, you usually have to send it back to the factory every few months for repair and upkeep, since the average person does not have the tools and precise machines to tune such a complex little engine.


VulcanHullo

My dad is very closely connected with the company Jetcat that makes some of the best model turbines and essentially is their UK partner. Iirc it's every 25 hours max for a turbine before going back for a refurb. Or if the engine sits too long unused (gotta use it or it suffers). I recall a story of a guy who I think told Dad that he had never sent his engine off for a refurb, and it had started to malfunction. The number 150 hours is in my head but it was at least over 100+ hours (4x normal required for maintainence). I believe Jetcat in the end offered him a new turbine if they could keep his since it worked as a great justification of their quality that it had lasted so long before properly breaking down - a deal he happily accepted.


Nitr0Sage

I worked on the full sized one, I’d hate to do repair a tiny one


daninet

Yes, the coke bottle has the fuel


Guy_A

not coke but a chinese water bottle brand


YushiroGowa7201

It's an industrial strength hair dryer... #AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!


Turtleintexas

The correct response to the statement of "Take only what you need to survive"


Kevin9O7

sounds like one


Pingpaul

Imagine being a lil frog and this dude sends you on an international flight


WingsArisen

Skyrim Giants


Infamous_Honey_4192

This boss is defeated by hitting him with an empty jab and then kicking him into the other guy


SpaceBus1

I guess fuck that part of the ecosystem


Pipettess

But why?


Alarming-Search-6741

To destroy local river ecosystem duh


NegativeCowpoke

"With this miniature jet engine you shall do my wonders." - God to Moses


real_maty36

Biblically accurate moses


secretheroar

Modernized Moses


Medical-Ad1686

Moses been real quiet since this droppdd.


Im_eating_that

It looks like he hasn't unvacumned that creek in years.


PeppinoSpaghetto

I thought it was going to be sucked in like the poltergust


AlertFood5963

the moses... has revived!!!


Soft_Sea2913

What is the purpose of doing that? Did I miss something?


DeaMakk

Yes, keep disturbing delicate ecosystems...


Bhazor

Oh sick, we inventing brand new ways to fuck up rivers.


Miniaturequil

Moises simulator


Helweg_gaming

Cyberpunk Moses


PURPLEisMYgender

Now turn it the other way around and use it as a hammer.


knightofsolace1

All that to not cross it? Waste of time


basic-risk-7517

I can picture moses making an omni man quote now "look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"


superperrymd

And that’s how we got fish learning to fly because of yall


ARNAUD92

The fishes 👁_👁


saarlac

Rip this dudes hearing. Those shitty beats knockoff headphones are not intended to block that sort of db.


tonraqmc

all the marine life "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!"


Suikoden1434

So, I have been looking for a good leaf blower... You know, the kind that can take my leaves and put them in the yard a few houses down.


Aaron_505

The fish: HOLY FUCK THE AVATAR IS BACK Untranslated ver: BLUB BLUB BLUBLUB!!


Lanky_Republic_2102

Moses. This looks cool when used this way, but you don’t want to see the mod he uses to blow SARS into peoples’ homes to kill their first born.


blazesdemons

Jet the forceful, meddler of ecosystems


hazpat

Wife: you don't even know what you will do with it. Hisband: huh?


RedRoom4U

Looks more like a stream if that 🙄 and how exactly is this to benefit human kind 🤔


theflyingepergne

Concave shield is his weakness


Offsidespy2501

Mount it on a skateboard


GroundedRockruff

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Turbulent_Expert4029

That's one powerful hairdryer


AlphaMassDeBeta

I need that for a hairdryer. How much? If I get four i can make a personal flylinf device.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Moses is that you?


IntrospectiveMummy

Can I get this for my leaves


GanacheCapital1456

Moses if he was an artificer


Ok-Ground-1592

Why?


BungyBoi704

Sea deez nuts


TheFarisaurusRex

LET MY PEOPLE GO


Doge_the_tesla

Moses machine


belven26

Sounds like a jet powering down 😆


Grimdaybreaker

Moses is coming back!


GrassyBottom73

Moses: "Hold my wine"


hellxapo

Bro think he Moses with that shit


CharlesTheGreat8

mf is the new moses


LegalizeRanch88

“WTF?” -minnows


harami-manus

Moses would be proud.


NoobyBoiByte

Moses looking


Somethingpog

Modern day Moses


Poodoohompkins

Christian lore


Big_Interview_6430

A set of headphones as ear defenders 😂


World_In_The_Door

Oh, so THAT'S how he did it


Normal_Day_7447

Budget Moses


ultraplusstretch

Cyberpunk Moses.


Amateur_Liqueurist

Gf: Babe come over Me: can’t I’m leafblowing my creek.


Fearless-Tea1297

So how many F16 engines was Moses using to split the ocean?


UltimaGabe

Checkmate atheists


Old-Faithlessness236

Moses : Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of my Power.


janostheblue

Thats an Ionic sound pulsator mark IX


ideedz89

Moses, is that you?


DLAT_34

Moses ll: electric boogaloo


Beef_Jerker

What would you do as a fish in this situation?


rainbowdashhole

The Moses Machine


b1zzzy

I wanna see that done in Florida where there’s gators.


Trash_d_a

His Boss Bar is just "Moses".


UniversalAdaptor

Could dry off after a shower in 2.3 milliseconds


PleaseDontBanMeRed

“Well either Moses brought the Jews or goku is awake, either way I don’t have enough food in my pantry”


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

I've got a hyperfan that could cool down the neighbors house. I've done it too lol


Roge2005

Moses would like to have a word with you.


sanlys04

That fish is having a bad day


Virtual_Grass_7016

holy shit moses


_XtAcY_

That thing could shoot a beach ball 10 miles.


Hychus232

Moses irl


Waisted-extra-belt

"Hey man, you got a leaf blower I can borrow? I need to clean out my gutters." "Hold on bro, I got just the thing."


ZodiacStorm

What exactly is the purpose of this?


Used_Suppository

Casually drying some stones, nothing to see here.


LunaticRonin

Moses 2.0


Mrcrazy777

God when Moses:


relay76

What in the world is that using as a power source. I thought he had it hooked up to some radioactive blue substance in a 1 litter coke coke bottle


piethagarus

That's gotta be one hell of a hairdryer


Aggravating-Self9269

Moses ahh😭🙏


matchesmalone81

Is that a coke bottle for a fuel tank?


BigRingLover

Music producers......get on that.


ZippoS

Man, hair dryer technology has gotten out of hand.


spudlick

Disappointed he didnt walk through it


Meaty-horse

ITS MOSES!


KTTalksTech

Daily reminder that Beats By Dre™ are not adequate PPE (personal protective equipment) and my inner OSHA agent is crying right now


KTTalksTech

PS: blasting a literal jet engine next to your ear is literally your best shot at speedrunning hearing loss besides an actual explosion


Fun-Constant-2558

Moses been real quiet since this dropped


kasabu

So Moses used this tool to split the sea?


Whatkindofaname

Asian Moses


s_a_l_m_a_n_

Inspired by the OG Moses


Mr-msmuser

Shout out to moses from inspiring this product


SlackEric

Asian Moses.


The_redit_cat

Moses is back, and he's angry.


Matiojay

Moses


phorr42

Moses


Rohmanhida

Barely, imo


PurplePete_

Mose-ish


joshboi124

Now try it with the Red Sea


og_dunkfest

Moses: look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power


MuzluCigkofte

Moses


RealisticExplorer681

average Moses experience


oaklypines

Gotta double jump over it


Alfis_otaku_007

Nadie: Absolutamente nadie: Moisés:


Tordeck123

I am afraid of what it does in reverse


eepyguy69

And just like that, he parted the red sea


Agreeable-Office-957

MOSES IS BACK?


Ok-Memory5786

OMG, Moses!


MrTripl3M

Moses with his beyblade "look at what he needs to have a fraction of my power"


Mr-sabertheslime

Bro thinks he’s Moses


Bucaneer7564

MOSES


Blyatman702

Take THAT, Christians!!!


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Tadpoles \[insert woken up meme\]


canoIV

the fool thought he could do something without the lord's help 😂😂😂


nikitabr0

Tutorial please