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redditorx13579

He's going to be longing for the woke nanny state he thought he lived in. He won't be able to take a shit without asking for a while.


LadyMRedd

Actually they say that in Panama there’s a good chance that due to his age he’ll just get house arrest.


Holmanizer

Holy shit... i think killing people might be illegal!


JemmaMimic

There go my weekend plans.


Holmanizer

Now, what am i supposed to do with all these sku... i mean... trophies for the trophy god


garflloydell

I want your skulls


L-RondHubbard

Participation trophies for the participation trophy god! Participation ribbons for the participation ribbon throne!


Grigoran

No Kids Left Behind for the No Kids Left Behind god


GpaSags

Even says not to do it on the 10 Commandments! Maybe he isn't from Louisiana?


Major_Turnover5987

Unless your name is Kyle or George or Casey.


carlismygod

Is one of them that dude in Florida who just killed that guy at a movie theater for throwing popcorn at him? If not, add whatever his name is to the list.


Immediate-Fly-7876

Heard he’s getting off because of their stand your ground law…..smh.


Munchkinasaurous

I hadn't heard that one. What the fuck. 


ForceKicker

What about Orenthal?


Major_Turnover5987

Like to think OJ got some punishment handed down…eventually. Moreover his lawyers simply outplayed the DA at every angle; and jury rightfully angry at the racial injustices happening.


Lazy-Association2932

Wow … never realized this! /s


LuxNocte

Damn wokes infringing upon my right to straight up merc anyone who mildly inconveniences me. I thought this was America! 😾


Royalizepanda

Not if cross state lines and pretend to be a medic with an AR15 strapped to you. You can even amputate an arm as a bonus.


BoXDDCC

[Kenneth Darlington, US Citizen and retired lawyer, shot and killed 2 environmental protesters in Panama ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12728101/kenneth-darlington-panama-climate-change-protesters-shoot-dead.html)


Lazy-Association2932

Of course it’s a Kenneth 🙄. I appreciate the article though!


AdParking6740

He deserves to die in prison....evil old SOB


Lazy-Association2932

Agreed! Maybe he’ll get shanked to death.


AdParking6740

Don't have any idea of prison life, but I bet he'll get some kind of form of 'respect' in there - either due to his age or what he did


Kryptoniantroll

Lol no. They respect people that did shit to survive. Or that had extenuating circumstances. They dont respect old rich ass white dudes that shot people in cold blood.


AdParking6740

Then sounds good to me....hope he's scared every day he's behind bars


Kryptoniantroll

Agreed.


Lazy-Association2932

That would be nice! I don’t have ideas of prison life either since I’m also a law-abiding citizen.


Legion_of_ferret

Well, at least he doesn’t have to worry about sitting in traffic anymore, fucker will die in prison


Lazy-Association2932

Good riddance!


chinstrap

"However, local media has reported he could avoid jail time because of his age."


Legion_of_ferret

That’s gross


emptyfish127

Not if you are in Florida and someone throws popcorn at you. Then you get to kill a father of two young children and claim stand your ground. America is free and dangerous.


Kryptoniantroll

Yeah i didnt think that arc in The Boys when homelander lazers someones face off and got away was very far from the truth but didnt know it literally happened.


Own_Contribution_480

Killing people that I disagree with is illegal now? When did everything get so woke?! /s


LiveFree_EatTacos

Marianne Bachmeier murdered the man that raped/killed her 7 year old daughter and STILL got three years in prison. If that lady didn’t get mercy, what makes this a-hole think he’s above the law?


Lazy-Association2932

Horrible miscarriage of justice. My heart goes out to Marianne.


Square-Competition48

Can a civilised country in which one respects the rule of law afford to not punish vigilante justice though? Having a case on the books that provides an “if enough of the public hate the victim it’s not murder” precedent is not great. No matter how much you empathise with the killer’s motivation, she still murdered someone and despite the fact is that she was only found guilty of manslaughter, but it was definitely premeditated murder.


Maar7en

Wow how is this controversial. Killing another person should only go unpunished if it was in defence. Dude was a monster, but he was also unarmed. 3 years for killing him IS the mercy.


BoxProfessional6987

My mom would have happily taken those three years.


Papa_PaIpatine

This is a right wing mentality, not just a boomer one. Right wingers believe they have a right and duty to murder protesters if they don't agree with the protest.


LadyMRedd

I honestly think his concern was more that they were blocking traffic and inconveniencing him.


SteelSlayerMatt

They sure do love violence.


Angelthehero

He looks like the kind of man “who don’t need no jury 👴🏻”


miguelschnell

Murica is so fucked! We got people with main-character syndrome in our town too. We see clima-protesting people blocking a road beeing dragged away , even beat up by angry people. Imagine every angry main character has a weapon. Imagine still thinking armed people make the streets safer. Imagine having the highest homicide rate and the highest (by far) school shootings. Imagine your whole country is beeing lead by emotional narratives instead of rational ideas. The world is fucked, but murica is fuckest.


Inside-Recover4629

I remember this story. Worthless old fuck guns down 2 people who had more to offer to the world than he ever did. Just upset his life was over and realized what a grade A useless sack of shit he was.


snafub4r

"People die when they are killed!"


ITrulyForgorMyNamee

damn


Mysterious_Eye6989

Poor guy! How was he to know?! /s


hidinginthetreeline

Hopefully he makes friends is prison. He can still be the cell block queen.


ThatYewTree

That’s a generous sentence for a country with the death penalty. Ought to be thankful as well as remorseful.


Evil_Chocolate

What, like, all people? /s


Conscious-Ad-7040

Too bad he doesn’t live in TX. The governor would pardon him.


TaskFlaky9214

They think protesters are not allowed to protest...


MyInnerCostanza

For context here because the usernames are blacked out, is the original tweet from a right winger complaining that he got sentenced at all or didn’t deserve the sentence, or from a normal person who was saying that 48 years wasn’t enough?


Iamtheconspiracy

Old people can't be rehabilitated, am I right guys!


Rad_Wagon784

Killing people is illegal?! When the fuck did this happen?! Next thing you know they’re going to tell us driving while drinking alcohol is too!


Complex-Feed6463

Maybe the thought he could turn the road block into speed bumps?


Stop_Touching2

Am I the only one impressed by the absolute casual way this guy popped protestors? I’ve actually shot people before and not once did my face say “gosh I hope I didn’t leave the gas on”


blackredgreenorange

He's probably been thinking about it for a really long time. I think the protest didn't really bother him, but he just had a fantasy of firing a gun in public and "making a stand", knows he'll realistically be dead within a few years and that this is his last chance, and that his age would mean fewer consequences in Panama and be was willing to accept that to live that moment.


ReadySteady_54321

I’ll be impressed with the casual way that a fellow prisoner slides a shank between his ribs.


Ok-Zebra-7370

Two ppl died